That's the kind of reaction only a devoted admirer would have; he's probably a very affectionate man.

But the next moment, a shocking scene appeared before Lu An's eyes.

Xia Qinglan pulled off her mask, revealing a stunningly beautiful oval face that could shame the moon and shame the flowers, and could make fish sink and geese fall from the sky.

"Elder Lu, where is she now?! Where is she now?!"

This time, Lu An's brain CPU was overheated again.

This Xia Qinglan isn't male, she's female!

Chapter 112 This woman is insane!

Lu An was stunned again.

Since coming into this world, my values ​​have been constantly challenged.

Master, you have a penchant for polishing mirrors, yet your disciple didn't even notice!

This is like watching the news every day, seeing news about someone coming out as gay or having certain fetishes, and thinking it's normal and nothing to worry about.

But when it actually happens to you, you'll probably have this expression: ∑(°口°?)

Stimulating...exciting.

I thought it was a typical BL (Boys' Love) story where the male and female leads chase after their wives, and the domineering CEO falls in love with his master. Turns out it's a BL story.

Will this content be subject to internet censorship?

Master, you've really gone all out! This is completely unexpected!

Xia Qinglan grabbed Lu An's hand, her beautiful face filled with excitement: "Elder Lu, tell me! Where is she!? Where is Li Yuehua!?"

Lu An rambled on, "I...I don't know, maybe he went home to herd cattle?"

That's true. There's an old yellow ox on Tianmo Peak. Although I've never teased it, it always grazes slowly there.

Once, I asked my master why there was an old ox. She said that having an ox helps with boredom, and you can even pat the ox's butt when you have nothing to do.

"Going home to herd cattle? Elder Lu, I have no interest in joking with you!" Xia Qinglan's eyes flashed with murderous intent: "I need to know where the Liyue Flower is! Where is she!?"

Seeing the situation, Shen Xuzi quickly intervened, saying, "Alliance Leader Xia, Elder Lu probably doesn't know that you're doing this..."

Xia Qinglan turned around and glared at him fiercely: "Shut up!"

Shen Xuzi dared not speak now, and silently gave Lu An a look, roughly meaning, "Elder Lu, you'd better pray for yourself, I can't help you."

"I'm asking you, where is Liyuehua?! Where is she?!"

Xia Qinglan grabbed Lu An and shook him violently, making Lu An feel like his head was about to pop out.

I don't think I've ever experienced such a shaky ride, not even when I was on a pirate ship or a giant swing.

"I……"

"Speak up! Speak up!"

"no……"

"Why won't you talk? Why won't you talk?!"

"open……"

"Elder Lu, please tell me quickly! I'm so anxious!"

"Let go of me... let me go first, okay!?"

Lu An roared in exasperation, and Xia Qinglan realized that she had done something wrong and quickly let go of Lu An.

At this moment, Lu An was so shaken that he was completely disoriented, his bones almost broke, and his brain was almost shaken out.

"vomit……"

Lu An felt a churning in his stomach, so he leaned against the wall and vomited, but nothing came out.

"Elder Lu, are you alright? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to..."

Xia Qinglan was about to help Lu An up, but Lu An quickly stopped her, saying, "Stop! You stay there! Don't come any closer!"

"Elder Lu, I was just thinking about you because of your condition..." Xia Qinglan still wanted to go over, but Lu An gestured for her to stop immediately.

"You fucking stand there, don't you dare come any closer! Don't you dare come any closer!" Lu An warned, his tone stern.

If you let her shake a few more times, this immortal won't need to cultivate anymore. She can go straight to the Yama's Palace, drink the soup from Meng Po, and be reincarnated to start cultivating again.

"Alliance Leader Xia, let me tell you, you must remain calm in all matters. What can't be discussed properly? Let me tell you, I..."

Lu An had just raised his head when he found that Xia Qinglan had already teleported to his side, staring at him with her big, teary eyes, making him feel flustered and uneasy.

"Didn't I tell you not to come any closer? What do you mean by this...?"

“An aura, I sensed an aura.” Xia Qinglan suddenly muttered to herself, leaving Lu An completely bewildered.

What's that scent? Did he take a shower yesterday? Is there any scent left?

"It's the scent of Liyue Flowers! It's the scent of Liyue Flowers! I can feel it, I can feel it!"

Under the surprised and bewildered gazes of Lu An and Shen Xuzi, Xia Qinglan suddenly hugged Lu An tightly and began to sniff him frantically, her face showing an expression of utter infatuation.

What a pervert! What a pervert! Dude, help me!

"Sister Li, you smell like Sister Li! You smell like Sister Li!" Xia Qinglan's expression was almost manic, as if she had taken some kind of intoxicating drug.

No, sis, you can't smoke like that! If you're going to smoke, don't smoke me!

Lu An stood frozen like a statue, too stiff to move.

Who the hell would dare touch this? Imagine a Siberian tiger sniffing and sniffing you all over.

Still can't experience it? It's probably like being in a self-study class, with the teacher sitting next to you, your phone hidden in a drawer, and the teacher reaching in and rummaging through it.

It was incredibly uncomfortable.

Are you all moved? I, for one, dare not move.

"Sister Li, why did you leave me? Why?" Suddenly, Xia Qinglan lowered her head again, her pitiful appearance seemingly capable of captivating countless men.

"Alliance Leader Xia, please...have some self-respect!"

Lu An closed his eyes, grimacing as he squeezed out the words through his teeth, his face contorted in pain.

"Have some self-respect! What self-respect?! I want Sister Li! I want Sister Li!" Xia Qinglan clearly didn't care about what Lu An said, and was still frantically inhaling Lu An's breath as if she were poisoned.

So Lu An cast a pleading look at Shen Xuzi: "Sect Master, save me!"

However, Shen Xuzi shrugged and gave Lu An a look that said, "I can't help you either."

That's it, we're really doomed this time.

I used to pet cats every day, but today I'm being petted like a cat.

What goes around comes around.

"Elder Lu, this is quite a haul! Our turnover this time is..."

Just as Lu An was being petted by Xia Qinglan like a cat, a series of hurried footsteps came, and a person walked in. It was Yan Buyu, the deputy elder of the Enforcement Hall.

At that moment, Yan Buyu walked in excitedly, holding an account book.

But as soon as he entered, Yan Buyu was stunned.

A beautiful woman in green, who appeared out of nowhere, was now clinging to Elder Lu, sniffing him all over. This scene was somewhat beyond comprehension.

Beside them stood their sect leader, Shen Xuzi.

So Yan Buyu asked in confusion, "Sect Master, what's going on? This is..."

Shen Xuzi quickly made a shushing gesture and solemnly warned, "Shh! Don't disturb the senior's enjoyment! If the senior likes it, let her smell it!"

Seeing Shen Xuzi's actions, how could Yan Buyu, that clever little devil, not understand what it meant? So he didn't dare to speak and just looked at Lu An.

Uh... is this Elder Lu's Daoist partner? Their actions are so intimate?

Judging from this aura and sensing its cultivation level, it seems to be a Tribulation Transcending expert.

Elder Lu

"Then I...?"

"I'll report it again next time, I'll report it again next time..."

"I understand, I understand!"

Yan Buyu left, but Lu An knew that his innocence was in jeopardy.

This scene will be spread by that blabbermouth sooner or later!

Once the Yuan Tian Holy Sect finds out, the whole world will know; and once the whole world knows, the Heavenly Demon Sect will also find out.

If the Heavenly Demon Sect finds out, then my senior sister will definitely find out too, and that will be troublesome!

Senior sister, I was forced! Don't believe me!

"Elder Lu, where is Sister Li? Please, tell me quickly!" Xia Qinglan hugged Lu An without any regard for her image and asked pitifully.

"I have no idea……"

"Impossible! You have Sister Li's aura on you, you must know, you must know!" Xia Qinglan seemed to have gone mad, grabbing Lu An tightly and saying, "If you don't tell me, wait, I understand, you are Sister Li's incarnation, but in a male body. If... if I cut you off..."

Xia Qinglan grabbed the Azure Sword that was hiding behind Lu An. The Azure Sword struggled as if struck by lightning, but when it sensed the killing intent emanating from Xia Qinglan, it dared not move and fell silent.

"No, young lady, what are you trying to do?! Put down your sword, let's talk this out!"

Lu An quickly broke free from Xia Qinglan, rolled onto the ground, and stared at Xia Qinglan with a bewildered expression.

At this moment, Xia Qinglan held up the Azure Sword and walked towards him step by step.

"As long as I cut off that thing down there, you'll be Sister Li, and Sister Li will be you! That's right, that's it!"

Lu An turned pale with fright, feeling a chill in his crotch: "WTF, this woman is crazy! Brothers, save me! Save me!"

Chapter 113 Master, please don't blame me!

What should you do if a woman stands in front of you with a sword, insisting that you are actually a woman and that she wants to cut you up to prove your identity?

Either run, or turn her around and pin her down!

But what if her cultivation level is higher than yours?

Then the only thing we can do is to reason with her, appeal to her emotions, and explain things to her.

What if she's crazy and can't be reasoned with?

Damn it, the road is blocked. Does that mean I can only become a eunuch and be her sister?

What? Being sisters is great? You think I took the wrong medicine and turned into a girl? That's like being cut open! Everyone else gets anesthesia, right? This is being cut raw!

Lu An was huddled in the corner, trembling and at a loss.

He was fortunate enough to encounter such a crazy woman, and at that moment he understood why his master had run away from her!

Madman! Madman! How could someone like this cultivate to the Tribulation Transcending stage? That would be a disaster for the cultivation world!

"Wait, don't come any closer! If you come any closer, I'll attack!"

Xia Qinglan stopped, and then the spiritual power in her hand surged out and flowed into the Azure Sword. The Azure Sword emitted a dazzling azure light, and a powerful aura also surged out.

Xia Qinglan walked over step by step: "Don't rush, it will be quick. My sword strikes are very fast, you won't feel any pain!"

"She's gone mad! She's gone mad! Sect Master, stop her!"

As soon as Lu An finished speaking, Shen Xuzi covered his ears, closed his eyes, and ran out with lightning speed, muttering something under his breath.

"You can't see me, you can't see me, I'm deaf, I'm blind!"

Lu An stared blankly at Shen Xuzi, who had already run away, at a loss for what to do.

Okay, okay, you're going to sell me out, right? You're going to sell me out, right?

I didn't want to show off, but you crazy woman forced me to!

Lu An wanted to activate the Supreme Yuan Gong, but he suddenly stopped.

What if this crazy woman is a reckless person and we can't scare her?

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