She frowned, about to ask a question, when she saw Lin Mo grinning foolishly, touching his chin and nose, and picking up a meatball from the table. He looked like he was about to take a bite, but was interrupted by the message and instead continued to grin foolishly as he replied to the message.

But he was just massaging himself with liniment with that hand!!! He rubbed all over his feet! How could he touch his face and eat like that!

"Lin the Black Dog!"

"what?"

What are you doing with your hands?!

"Oh, damn it, I knew it smelled like that."

Lin Mo said sternly, "Comrade Bai Limeng, you need to pay more attention to hygiene. The organization is very dissatisfied with you!"

"Get out!" The girl's face turned red again. This dead man, why isn't he washing his hands!

Bai Limeng suddenly discovered the blind spot.

Who is he messaging?

Help! Help! I need to keep reading!

Chapter 43 Remember to Eat Me

"Who are you messaging?"

When Bai Limeng asked that question, her ankle didn't seem to hurt as much anymore.

Compared to Lin Mo chatting with other girls on QQ, a sprained ankle is nothing.

Although she hadn't considered whether she and Lin Mo would have a deeper relationship in the future, her grandmother had said that she and he should live their lives well together.

Therefore, his heart cannot stray to other women. That's the bottom line.

No matter what she thinks, he just can't like anyone else!

"Li Zhihan." Lin Mo had already anticipated Bai Limeng's question.

But then again, even if he told the truth and showed her the chat history—

'Hey! You little brat from Huangmei, this is the truth you wanted, how about it? Why don't you hurry up and cry?'

Bai Limeng couldn't believe it either; she figured he'd even laugh at her with disdain.

'Using a secondary account to chat with yourself and satisfy your sexual fantasies? Little Chu Nan!'

After all, Li Zhihan's name was known throughout the entire grade, and she had been on the honor roll of being number one in the grade for many years.

Sure enough, when the girl heard him say it was Li Zhihan, she was first taken aback, then tried hard to suppress her laughter, her pink toes twitching with embarrassment.

"Hehe, can you at least come up with something more realistic when you're bragging? Li Zhihan? Why don't you mention Shen Qingning?"

The girl rested her chin on her hand as she looked at him, and could vaguely see the contents of Lin Mo's phone.

A bunch of weird emojis appeared, and she immediately spotted the dragon and panda heads – wasn't that the class group chat?

I'm fantasizing again.

Oh dear, my childhood sweetheart is such a fool. Only a broad-minded and beautiful girl like me could make his fantasies come true.

"Hey you, are you stupid for staring at other people's chat history in the class group?"

"Or... did you sneak peek at someone's QQ space and their signature, and frantically like their posts to console yourself?"

"Your words are a bit sharp." Lin Mo pointed at her, pinched her ankle—it was soft—and warned her with a hint of pain.

"Don't bother me, or your stinky feet will be in danger."

"I told you it doesn't smell bad! Can't you smell it every day?!" the girl said, embarrassed and indignant.

"What are you talking about? You've been waving your toes in front of me every day, I've developed an immunity to it! If they really stink, would I still be able to smell them?!"

"Where would you find antibodies? Where did your biology knowledge go?!"

"Even a person develops feelings for a dog, how can you be sure I won't develop an aversion to your scent?"

"I could watch a movie dozens of times and still not develop any feelings for it," Bai Limeng argued with him, speaking very quickly, only realizing her mistake after she finished speaking.

Lin Mo froze upon hearing this, and suddenly looked at her.

"what movie?"

“Just a normal movie,” Bai Limeng said, her eyes darting away and her voice stammering.

"Hmm, is this something I can say?" Lin Mo narrowed his eyes, as if trying to see through Xiao Huangmei's filthy soul.

The girl felt uneasy under his gaze, and immediately stood up on one leg, leaning on the sofa. Leaving was the best option.

"I'm going to take a bath now, I can't be bothered to talk to you. Don't come over and smell me when you're all clean and fresh!"

"You still need to apply medicine after showering, so hurry up and don't use water that's too hot," Lin Mo said without looking up.

The girl froze, her angry words seeming to have landed like a punch on cotton; her exhausted arm only brought back a tingling, itchy feeling.

Unexpectedly, Lin Mo didn't respond to her rude remarks. She had thought he would talk back to her again.

Instead, he spoke of concern for her sprained ankle.

She opened her mouth, as if to say:

Remember to eat the late-night snack on the table quickly, the meatballs get cold easily and don't taste good if left out for too long, don't wait until I finish showering.

But when it came time to actually say it, she felt inexplicably shy and ambiguous, and the words she had been keeping to herself came out in a daze:

"Remember to eat me after you shower. I get cold easily and don't taste good if left out too long."

"?"

Lin Mo was dumbfounded. What the hell was Bai Limeng babbling about? Are there even humans left?

However, just as he was about to ask further questions, the girl hopped into the bathroom and slammed the door shut.

Because Lin Mo opened the door to her yesterday, he practically saw her naked.

So, she deliberately locked it twice this time.

Inside the door, the girl slid slowly down the wall, her smooth back making an alluring slurping sound against the tiles.

She took off her smartwatch and turned on the bathtub drain.

It's a bit cold tonight, perhaps because of the typhoon, so the hot water is constantly steaming.

But Shirai Rimure still saw it—

The watch I had just taken off showed my heart rate had spiked to a level that went beyond friendship and ambiguity.

"Knock, knock, knock!" A knocking sound suddenly rang out at the door.

"W-What are you doing!" Bai Limeng exclaimed.

The knocking stopped.

"It's raining heavily outside, and you didn't bring your clothes in. I'll bring them in for you. Don't blame me for touching your clothes later."

"Holy crap? Bai Limeng!"

"What are you doing?"

"Bad news, your underwear got blown away; good news, it flew into my hands."

"Isn't this all bad news! You freak!"

The girl cursed, covered her ears, not wanting to hear him say any more, and stripped naked, her shapely body flowing into the water.

"Lin Mo, you think you're so smug, huh!"

As soon as she finished speaking, the girl hugged her knees and curled up in the bathtub, only half of her face showing, bubbling happily.

The bubbles and the sound of rain outside were in sync.

Tick-tock, it floats up, breaks, falls, and floats up again.

[Remaining negative information about Bai Limeng: 5%]

After applying the medicine to Bai Limeng, he coaxed her to lie down on the bed.

Lin Mo finally had some free time again and had a private online meeting with the great Han Shen.

A historic moment!

It's just that every time I open my phone and see those "99+" messages, I get a little overwhelmed.

It felt like I was being pursued by Li Zhihan.

Thinking of this, Lin Mo couldn't help but smile. No, no, this is too much! But Li Zhihan's allure as a beautiful young woman is undeniable.

In terms of appeal, it's roughly equivalent to 1.5 times the beauty of "White Pear Dream." It's not that "White Pear Dream" is bad, but...

As the saying goes, no garden flower is as fragrant as a wild one, especially since this wild flower is a man-eating flower.

Anyone who's seen Li Zhihan in person and isn't attracted to her is either gay or has a girl like Xiao Nan. Even the most straight women would be swayed by her. No wonder Huang Yaoyao's sexual orientation is twisted.

Who doesn’t look confused?

Fortunately, Lin Mo is straight and likes this kind of thing.

[Han]: It seems you don't like replying to me anymore.

But as soon as Lin Mo opened the chat window, he saw this sentence, and his phone almost flew out of his hand.

Is life too stressful? Sure enough, even the most aloof and socially awkward person will eventually become strange online.

I had just taken a shower and put Bai Limeng to sleep, so I only stopped for half an hour.

Does this cause withdrawal symptoms?

Lin Mo decided to send a small emoji; this question was difficult to answer directly.

[Mo]: (Sweating soybeans).

【涵】:(Sweating soybeans)

Teacher Han, please don't do that, it's a little too cute.

So here's the question: what should you be careful about if you marry a girl like this?

Don't pee, or you'll wake up.

Chapter 44 Li Zhihan's Overtime Group

[Mo]: I was busy with something just now.

[Han]: What are you busy with?

[Mo]: Busy thinking of you.

Lin Mo uttered these words with great confidence, and the corners of his mouth curled up again.

Little brat, isn't this enough to seduce you?

If you said that to Bai Limeng, she would immediately rush out and kick him, asking him if he's gone mad.

But for Li Zhihan, these words were just right, since the other party would definitely not understand the risqué aspect, at most taking it literally.

"Ding dong."

【Han】: I'm thinking of you too.

Lin Mo sat up straight instantly, staring wide-eyed, feeling his adrenaline surge.

Is this reasonable? My heart is beating a little fast, what's wrong? It's so strange, baby, do you have any ideas?

Baby, baby, are you a mix of Italian and Korean? You look so much like my dream man.

[Han]: I'm wondering why you don't reply to my messages.

Oh, I thought it was something like that, but of course I didn't really want to do anything like that.

Okay, I just remembered you with my left eye, and now I have to forget you with my right?

Lin Mo chuckled awkwardly, thinking about how Li Zhihan was typing with a blank expression.

But unintentionally, he was manipulated at will.

He felt like dying.

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