Thinking of this, Bai Limeng looked at her beautiful and well-proportioned best friend and couldn't help but laugh.
"Li Meng, what are you laughing at?"
"I'm thinking, which jerk will marry you? He'll be incredibly lucky." Bai Limeng pinched her cheek.
"I have reproductive isolation with dogs, Limeng, we can't breed."
"oops!"
Bai Limeng covered Hu Meng's mouth again, pretending to be angry, and said:
"Mengmeng! Don't say those words! I'll give you a list of prohibited words when we get back, and you're not allowed to say them in public!"
Hu Meng let out a long "Oh—" and then asked:
"Can we talk about it privately?"
"Privately... well, let's not talk about it too much."
"Oh--"
Why are you talking like that?
"Because I was secretly looking at your phone, and you were chatting with Lin Mo?"
Bai Limeng was speechless, but then she thought that her best friend was just curious and it wouldn't hurt to tell the truth.
Garlic bird.
"Yeah, what's wrong? Didn't you want to add him as a friend? Did you succeed?" Bai Limeng asked casually.
Hu Meng blinked, looked away, and smiled:
"Added."
"Huh?" Bai Limeng was taken aback. "You added him?"
That jerk Lin Mo, he even lied to her and said he didn't add her! Fine, fine, he says he's detached from worldly desires, but he's actually planning to secretly seduce her best friend!
He's doomed! If I didn't have to stay in the dorm tonight, I would have climbed into his bed in the middle of the night and suffocated him by putting my panties over his head!
"Yes."
"What were you talking about?"
"I sent him a hello message."
"and then?"
He ignored me.
Bai Limeng breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that it was probably just a polite way of adding friends. After all, Lin Mo had indeed been seeing Xi Kang recently, and her training in abstaining from pornography and desensitizing her hadn't been in vain.
We can't keep doing what we did before, where I inexplicably fell for my deskmate and started pursuing her just because she's pretty.
"Li Meng, which dormitory are you staying in tonight?" Hu Meng suddenly changed the subject.
"Me? I live in 1303. It seems to be the teachers' dormitory for day students, but the teachers don't live there much. The dormitory auntie cleans it every week, so I feel quite at ease sleeping there."
Where does Lin Mo live?
"Him? Why are you asking about him?"
"I was just asking, there's no one else I can ask," Hu Meng said with a smile.
Bai Limeng was slightly taken aback, feeling a little heartache. Hu Meng had been protected by her, but because of this, she had no other friends.
"He lives on the fourteenth floor, right?"
"You live on the thirteenth floor?"
Lin Mo turned to look at Li Zhihan and asked.
He had just used a cheesy pickup line to persuade his good deskmate to leave, and after waiting a while, only he, the socially awkward cat, and the executive vice class monitor remained in the class.
Li Zhihan, of course, couldn't leave because she had never lived in a dormitory before, so she stayed in the classroom waiting for Lin Mo to take her for a walk.
Lin Mo didn't dare to move an inch. Bai Limeng said it was her turn to do chores tonight, and asked him to wait for her so they could go to the dormitory together.
If he were to walk Li Zhihan, wouldn't he run into Bai Limeng and cause a huge scene?
How can I explain this? Are you all my wings?
"1."
Li Zhihan took out her phone calculator and typed "1", confirming Lin Mo's question.
"Uh, what's your dorm room number?"
“1302.” Li Zhihan continued typing on the calculator.
Lin Mo gasped. Damn, how is he connected to Bai Limeng? Will they win?
Are you still in pain?
Upon hearing this, Li Zhihan subconsciously shook her head, but then suddenly stopped and picked up her phone to type.
[Han]: It hurts so much, can you help me apply the medicine?
【silent】:
You acted so realistically, baby. Next time, you can pretend to be a little more fake.
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Chapter 88 King Meets King
Where's your umbrella?
Bai Limeng stood with her hands on her hips and snorted in dissatisfaction, with Hu Meng following her furtively.
"I didn't bring it," Lin Mo said guiltily.
In fact, the umbrella was lent to Li Zhihan, or rather, it was Xu Lingxi who lent him the umbrella.
My dear Marseille XiXi, I'm temporarily NTR'ing your little umbrella, but it will be back in your hands tomorrow.
He asked Zhang Xinyi, who had been spying on him the whole time, to help him take the clueless cat back to the dormitory.
Zhang's mother is still trustworthy, and Li Zhihan doesn't dislike Zhang Xinyi either, probably because she's gotten used to being stalked so often.
The reason that could dissuade Li Zhihan was naturally that Lin Mo had promised to sneak over that night to help her apply the medicine.
It's like robbing Peter to pay Paul; it's unclear why Li Zhihan is so insistent on a secret rendezvous at night.
It can't be that he's figured out life is meaningless and we should take him to the rooftop for a leap of faith, can it?
Don't do this, baby. Although I will owe you and your child two lives in the future, I might repay you double in this lifetime.
If she had more children, wouldn't Li Zhihan have made back her investment with interest?
Regarding angel investors.
"I remember you always carry a raincoat in your backpack, right?"
"Uh, the raincoat, it must have gotten too wet in the rain. It was recently diagnosed with rain syndrome and it's a bit 'jawy' now," Lin Mo explained with a fake smile.
"Hmph, then you can walk in the rain yourself!" Bai Limeng said irritably.
"On the way back to the dormitory, there's hardly anywhere where you can get wet in the rain, is there?"
"With such heavy rain, even some of it drifting in will get you soaked," Bai Limeng said.
The girl opened her umbrella and looked at the sky outside the building; clearly, she and Hu Meng only had one.
She couldn't possibly let Lin Mo squeeze in with the two of them. It was alright if only she was there, but there was also Hu Meng!
Two women and one man huddled together under an umbrella, what kind of situation is that!
Hu Meng looked at Lin Mo, then at Bai Limeng, and suddenly suggested:
"Li Meng, why don't I walk by myself? I think getting soaked in the rain is quite fun."
“That won’t do! He should be the one getting wet; he’s thick-skinned and won’t get wet.” Bai Limeng immediately objected.
"But he's so pitiful. He waited for us to finish our duty for so long, but he still had to get soaked in the rain all by himself."
Hu Meng tapped her finger, her brows furrowing slightly, and said, "Li Meng, don't you think so?"
"."
After she finished speaking, Bai Limeng and Lin Mo both fell silent.
Lin Mo coughed twice; it was better not to speak at this moment.
Both of them were seasoned veterans; they could easily understand the implied meaning in those words.
Only I care about my brother~ Brother~
If Hu Meng hadn't said those words, Bai Limeng would probably have called her a green tea bitch.
But what can you do besides spoil your best friend?
What bad intentions could Xiao Hu Meng possibly have?
"Fine, let him squeeze in."
Bai Limeng sighed.
"The umbrella isn't small either. Mengmeng, you're in the middle, so you won't get wet easily."
"Lin Mo, you stand on the far right and don't move! Keep your hands up!"
Lin Mo raised his hands to show his innocence and moved closer to the two women.
Because he was half a head taller than both girls, and the umbrella was in Bai Limeng's possession, he had to bow and scrape, looking like a prisoner being escorted by two policewomen.
Seeing him like this, Bai Limeng couldn't help but find it amusing.
"Okay, put your hand down and don't move around."
"I think it's better to hold it up." Lin Mo glanced at Hu Meng, and felt that the girl seemed very hungry.
"It's up to you."
Bai Limeng raised her chin and tugged at Hu Meng.
“Mengmeng, come closer to me. Lin Mo is the kind of pervert I told you about. He’s the type who preys on innocent girls. Stay away from him.”
"Oh, Li Meng, why are you still good friends with him? Do you enjoy being preyed upon by a pervert?"
"?"
Lin Mo raised his hand even higher, now he had no choice but to prove his innocence.
He's from the countryside, an honest man, and he can't understand what those city people are saying.
It’s really fun to play.
"I'm different! I can suppress him with my bloodline!"
Bai Limeng was a bit flustered, like someone being asked by a child, "Mom, why are you and Dad stacked together?" She tried to explain:
"It's like, 'Yes, I'm his mother!' Yes, blood is thicker than water, my good son, call me 'Mom'!"
Lin Mo pointed at her and said teasingly:
“Then you call me Dad, and we can each talk to our own people.”
"Go to hell!"
“Li Meng, it seems you two can’t get married,” Hu Meng said wisely after looking around.
"Huh? What?"
"Close relatives cannot marry."
The already awkward atmosphere was further amplified by this statement, adding an inexplicable sense of ambiguity.
"What are you saying, Mengmeng? I never intended to marry him."
Bai Limeng paused halfway through her sentence, glancing at Lin Mo in the darkness, only to find that he didn't react.
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