They are in their final year of high school and are heavily dependent on me.

Zhang's mother might add fuel to the fire, but this photo of Xi Bao is just too adorable.

Switching to Xu Lingxi's chat window, one can only say that Xi Bao is exceptionally skilled at online chatting.

[Xi]: Are you there?

You know what I'm going to say, that starting move, it's bound to be...

[Mo]: I bet you're curled up in bed right now, lying on the pillow with only your head sticking out, playing on your phone.

[Xi]: ? How did you know?

[Mo]: Baby, good deskmates are in sync. So let me ask you, what position am I in right now?

【汐】：(Sweating) I don’t know.

[Mo]: I'm releasing water.

[Xi]: (Question mark little yellow bean)?

[Xi]: You you you you! I'm ignoring you!

As expected of you, baby. Everyone else is typing, so why does it feel like you're sending a voice message?

That's how their chat with their good deskmate ended. Lin Mo was a little confused, so he decided to take on Xu Lingxi first.

And he really needed to go to the toilet.

The bladder is a strange thing; it always seems to go against the grain of other organs.

Every time I lie down in bed,

Brain: It feels so good to lie in bed, oh my god, so comfortable!

Legs: Wow, this feels so good!

Arm: Wow, this feels so good!

Waist: Wow, this feels so good!

Bladder: Oh my god, I'm sorry everyone, I think I'm a little dead.

So he had to urinate twice before going to bed, and Bai Limeng often teased him about his frequent urination.

But in reality, Bai Limeng herself often gets up in the middle of the night, tinkering with something, but he just didn't expose her.

Next. The perverted dream of yellow plum blossoms and white pears.

【Mengmengmiao】: Oh right, I forgot to ask you, what was all the noise about in your class tonight? Why did they keep calling your name?

【Mengmengmiao】: I just bumped into your class monitor. She was just so-so. When I asked her about you, she didn't seem to react much. Is this what you mean by her having a crush on you?

【Mengmengmiao】: You bastard, and about you adding my best friend without my permission, she was the one who gave you face just now. When we get home, I'll stomp your mouth to pieces!

A bit scary.

[Mo]: Can I wear black stockings when I step on them? Barefoot smells too strong.

After sending the message, Lin Mo decided to leave first, but he was even more panicked. Huang Mei was already isolated and helpless, but how could she have gotten involved with Shen Qingning?

What's the class monitor doing visiting other dorm rooms when he has nothing better to do?

With these questions in mind, Lin Mo clicked into Shen Qingning's chat box again.

[Lime]: What's your relationship with the class monitor from the next class?

[Lime]: (Hatsune Miku sleeping soundly.JPG).

[Lime]: You're not being honest, are you? You know so many pretty girls? I'm not one of your pranksters, am I?

[Lime]: Hmm, you live on the fourteenth floor. Won't you raid the girls' dormitory at night?

[Lime]: (Hakimi really has you under control.JPG)

[Lime]: Did you meet Zhihan by chance, or did you deliberately seek her out?

Ha, what a woman who hides a knife behind her smile. She sends emojis to lower my guard, but her questions are always tricky.

This class representative must be Bai Limeng. Damn, do the two of them really know each other?

[Mo]: We're not close, maybe she has a crush on me.

[Mo]: But class monitor, you are not qualified to join my Play.

The class monitor replied instantly.

[Lime]: Huh, you narcissist? What's wrong with me, the class monitor? What makes me unqualified?

[Mo]: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks?

[Lime]: Probably not.

[Mo]: Yeah, I don't wear a bra either.

[Silent]: (Even small ones are cute.JPG).

Shen Qingning's chat box remained silent for a while.

[Lime]: ? I'll kill you!

[Mo]: So the class monitor doesn't need to worry about my night raid anymore.

[Lime]: Pfft, what if you sneak up on Zhihan at night?

[Mo]: It's on me if they launch a night raid.

[Lime]: You're kidding me! You'll have to explain yourself to the police!

[Lime]: (PAW Patrol gets into big trouble.JPG)

[Lime]: Hey, seriously, was it you who sneaked out last night? You were just looking for Zhihan, right?

【默】: So it is.

[Lime]: Forget it, you won't tell the truth anyway.

[Lime]: Thank you.

No, there is murderous intent.

What I fear most is a sudden silence, and what I fear most is a friend suddenly showing concern.

As expected, Shen Qingning's chat box got stuck in a loop of "typing is in progress".

Why are you suddenly making such a big deal out of it? Are you planning to write a long essay criticizing him?

No, no, I'm probably going to get called out on Xiaohongshu (Little Red Book), I have to retaliate, I'll call him out on Tieba (Baidu's forum) too.

Should we still post his shrimp-headed remarks on the wall? In the class group? In a smaller group?

If the class monitor takes a liking to him, regardless of whether they marry in the future...

After all, life is like a wife cake; some people get married, while others can only eat the cake.

He didn't want to be the one eating the pancake.

He hasn't yet experienced the life of the upper class, where even iced tea is bought in large bottles and paid for outright.

Class monitor, wadashi

[Mo]: No need to thank me, I just brought it back for her on the way, it was unintentional.

However, Lin Mo waited a few seconds but did not receive the class monitor's short essay.

[Lime]: Why are you still pretending to be stupid about this?

[Lime]: To be honest, you're kind of handsome, literally, don't overthink it.

[Lime]: OiOi, you didn't try to get close to Zhihan just to increase my favorability, did you? You're quite the player, but unfortunately, this class monitor has already seen through your tricks. Yes, yes, I am indeed a beautiful, generous, confident, kind, and gentle girl. Your advances are ineffective against me, sorry! But thank you for your hard work anyway. I'm not an unreasonable person; I can give you a small reward, but not as bait. And even if you keep staring at my face, I won't lick it.

Lin Mo was dumbfounded. What was this guy talking about?

This is the essay I've been holding back for so long?

He hadn't even looked at it for two seconds before Shen Qingning had already withdrawn it.

[Lime retracted a message and seductively lifted your chin, saying: Woman, you're playing with fire.]

[Mo]: What are you babbling about? I'm punishing you by adding 20,000 to your dowry.

[Lime]: Just a little bit, I have to log off now, bye-bye.

"."

Bad woman.

Lin Mo admitted that if it were a few months ago, he would have been smitten by Shen Qingning's short essay.

Use cryptic, teasing posts to entice him, then immediately delete them and pretend to go offline.

A series of quick, coordinated moves, coupled with Shen Qingning's passive seduction through her image as a powerful and influential class monitor and an abstractly sweet and beautiful young woman.

It can only be said that very few young Chu Nan could withstand it, let alone when their hormones were at their peak in high school.

Absolutely appalling!

But it doesn't matter, fortunately Lin Mo has someone on his friend list who's even better at fishing.

Um.

[Han]: Image.JPG (A high-definition, uncensored photo taken from a top-down perspective, showing long, fair, and tender legs; the file size is 10MB)

【涵】：It's red here.

[Han]: Do you want me to apply some paint?

Lin Mo couldn't suppress his smile. "Useless class monitor, doesn't he even know what fishing is?" (Tactical lean back)

You can't even spare a little bait, so what's the point of sending a short essay? Is this how you test your cadres?

Then let me ask you, will the fish take the bait on their own? I don't understand how my future self could be so easily hooked by the class monitor. What's wrong with Han Baobao? Please tell me.

I don't care about this or that (pulling up his pants), let's look at your legs first.

Lin Mo wiped his mouth, saved the picture, and replied with a little yellow bean licking his lips, indicating that he would be there soon.

I glanced at the time; it was just past eleven, the time when high school students are most sleepy.

At this hour, those with good habits are already asleep, while those with bad habits are either entertaining themselves or watching porn.

All that's missing now is a bottle of Xuejin (a type of Chinese liquor), and after drinking it, I'll be ready to conquer the world.

As for how to get in, just ask my student ID!

"Lights out! Lights out!"

In the girls' dormitory, Shen Qingning put down her phone and exclaimed sweetly.

"You're sleeping so early today?" Zhang Xinyi asked.

The vice class monitor was still spying on the class group chat, his hands were not idle either, one hand was applying face cream to himself, and the other hand was applying it to Xu Lingxi, multitasking.

Xu Lingxi was a little sleepy, but Zhang Xinyi forcibly pulled her up to apply face cream. She was sitting there with her head nodding, and just as she was about to droop, Zhang Xinyi touched her cheek and she woke up again.

The first thought that comes to mind when I'm awake is anger.

That jerk Lin Mo! What kind of message did he send me?! She was actually quite happy about our supposed telepathic connection, but then...!

Don't let him go to the toilet tomorrow! Let him hold it in!

"Lingxi, don't get angry all the time, it'll give you wrinkles," Zhang Xinyi suddenly said.

"Oh"

"What's wrong?" Shen Qingning, who had also put on a face mask, turned to look at her. "Is Lingxi unhappy today?"

"No, I was just scared when the power went out today."

“Really?” Shen Qingning laughed. “Speaking of which, I’m also afraid of the dark. Luckily, Lin Mo is good at fixing things and was able to fix the generator.”

"The heart you made with pens today was really fun too," Zhang Xinyi said with a smile, glancing meaningfully at Xu Lingxi.

"With such a fun deskmate, you must have a lot of fun every day, right?"

"You've known Lin Mo for so long, did he already know these things before?"

"Huh? I... I don't know. We were just acquaintances before, not really close," Xu Lingxi said sullenly.

"He confessed to you even though we're not that close?" Shen Qingning asked, turning away and fading her smile, a hint of confusion appearing on her pretty face.