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The Bull of Heaven froze instantly.

This reminded it of bad memories.

On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year in the Age of Gods, it was just taking a leisurely stroll as usual when it was blocked by a blond-haired man.

So what if they're robbing people? But to insist they're wicked, massacring civilians, and unforgivable crimes, and that as the king of Sumer, he's acting on behalf of Heaven today, is probably just after their muscles.

Fortunately, its destructive power was still acceptable; the rest was a mess, and it kicked it several times, forcing it to its knees.

Then.....

Then this blond guy, despicable and shameless, lacking martial ethics, bullied the few with his numbers, and brought a green-haired guy to seek revenge!

One-on-one, both are lowlifes, but this pair of scoundrels are a match made in heaven. Their combination is a game-changer. One locks him up, and the other seduces him.

This is outrageous!

All the beef was gone, and the bones were all broken apart.

(〒︿〒)~

But even if those two are divine creations, how dare you, a mere mortal, covet their beef?

Although it has become a sheep, the Bull of Heaven has even more expressive features; if you read its face, you can understand what it is saying at a glance.

"What's wrong with mortals...?"

Kazuma raised an eyebrow, then leaned closer and whispered, "See that? That's my older brother."

"...Huh? (Your older brother)"

The sheep, numerous and varied, let out a human-like sneer.

Want to eat fart.

A mere grunt from the Age of Gods doesn't deserve to be a lackey of such a powerful figure.

Even it doesn't have this kind of prestige.

Kazuma didn't care, nor did he think that lowering his voice would fool anyone; he was just testing the waters...

side.

The boy glanced at him indifferently, without saying a word, but also without objecting.

He instantly felt reassured, decisively sat back down, and happily continued fishing.

I understand. Either he's the real superior, or he's powerful enough to observe parallel worlds and know that he's another one of his henchmen.

“Woof woof woof~~”

He Zhen's eyebrows danced like phoenixes, her gaze sweeping over all directions.

So what if someone is a lackey? Even a seventh-rank official has to stand before the prime minister's gate. If someone can get a symbol that exudes the aura of a superior, they'll get some respect from any god with a brain.

"Kazuma is..."

Hikigaya and Ayanokouji, the two best buddies, immediately understood and started shaking.

Ayanokouji's body was no longer weak; his back was straight, and his stoic face had transformed into one of proud composure.

"Hey, Xiaoman~"

Hachiman coughed lightly, speaking slowly and deliberately, as if he were an empress dowager: "It seems we can be certain that the great, handsome, and perfect young man is too busy to destroy the world, and even if he wanted to, you couldn't stop him."

"Although... Xiaoman? Are you calling me...?"

Among the group engaged in a serious discussion, Roman looked up with a somewhat bewildered expression.

No, have you always been this arrogant?

And he looks so irritating right now.

"Young man, have you discovered some important information? Can you tell me?"

Merlin rubbed his hands together with a smile: "According to the value of the intelligence, Chaldea will pay the intelligence fee."

"Ha~"

Hachiman chuckled.

Does he look like someone who's short of money?

To be honest, my monthly salary is enough for you to work hard for several years. The benefits are extremely high, and you won't lack any extraordinary advantages. Your lifespan will be at least several hundred or even a thousand years. As long as you maintain a good relationship with your superior, it's possible that you and Komachi will live to a ripe old age together.

In short, just surviving that mission was absolutely perfect, like a dream come true...

Waaaaah, I feel like I won't live to see the end of my life.

"Then how about I give you the complete modern magic manual of Chaldea?"

Roman probed.

Hachiman raised his chin and snorted heavily through his nose.

Who are you trying to fool with this incomplete version of magic? There aren't even any law rune imprints.

"What about this?"

Leonardo da Vinci, who had become a native magician, obviously knew this as well, and decisively took out a dazzling magic gem with a perfect 328-facet: "Ten of this quality."

He smiled confidently: "This is a magical crystal that I, as a native Servant, created using the power of the earth's ley lines. It's enough to summon at least three Servants in Chaldea."

Hachiman's eyes widened in disbelief.

Holy crap, I've never seen anything of this high quality in my life.

but.....

He shook his head, looking like a great man, his eyes deep: "You don't understand, you don't understand what that concept is, that kind of secret is not something you can know."

"so?"

Hachiman snatched the magic gem and stuffed it into his pocket, saying solemnly, "You'll have to pay extra!"

Behind.

Ayanokouji fell silent.

Hachiman, have you been corrupted by someone? Why are you becoming more and more despicable?

Where did that shy, kind-hearted, artsy, and somewhat immature guy go? How did he become such a scumbag?

Then he sighed.

Time is too cruel, like a butcher's knife, taking away a woman's beauty and also taking away Hachiman's integrity.

Forget about the secrets to eternal youth, or the subtle signs of aging. All we can do is watch helplessly as those once kind and honest people turn into scoundrels... Only then do we realize that some things are better left unsaid, and some burdens should be passed on to He Zhen rather than waited for.

Otherwise, how could it be...?

"so....."

Ayanokoji stepped forward and said calmly, expressionless, "Give me 90%, or I'll tell Kazuma that this is credit for his risky work, and it should all belong to him."

Hikigaya stared at Ayanokouji in disbelief.

Are you even human?

Are you going to take 90% of it just because you're standing by? Aren't you afraid of overeating?

Immediately, he was heartbroken: "Ayanokouji, I don't want our brotherhood to be affected by this dirty money."

"so?"

"At most 30%, no more."

The Chaldea members on the side: "..."

Are all the people in Chaldea on that side Gudako?

...

"So, you mean to say that there is also a Rother in your Chaldea?"

Merlin trembled.

Is this terrifying name cursed? Why does it appear everywhere?

"And their personalities are completely different, right? Gentle, understanding, and a kind-hearted person, yet he's still the pillar of Chaldea?"

Roman nodded: "I've heard Hayasaka mention it before, it's similar to my position, no wonder we're so alike."

Aizen Rother: You'd better say that when I turn against you.

"The key point is that you are not from the world that Chaldea belongs to, and you even come from a different world, right?"

Merlin touched his chin.

That Chaldea is truly terrifying.

The depth and resources required to gather talent from different worlds are hard to imagine.

"And in your world, there is also a Matou Hakurei, who is your superior?"

"Not bad!"

Hikigaya remained unfazed and proudly stated, "The three of us are Commander Hakurei's most trusted right-hand men, and we have been dedicated to traveling to various worlds to save humanity."

"The Chaldea Master slots were actually given to us by our superiors, because there's only one Master slot available. As brothers, we naturally had to give it to Kazuma, who's utterly worthless and incompetent."

The Chaldea members: "..."

Sorry, it's not that I don't believe in your brotherhood, but you need to give us some basis for believing!

"To be honest, we had just saved a world shortly before we entered this world."

The once aloof and pretentious nice guy is now beaming and talking non-stop, rambling on and on about how hard and great it is to carry two idiots while being a god: "The strong in that world are not much weaker than your top-tier Servants, and their Noble Phantasm-like abilities are also extremely overpowered, except for me...blah blah blah."

"I see. By the way, young man, what about that power called incantation...?"

Merlin asked with a smile, then nodded repeatedly, and then gestured for Roman to take notes.

...

"Do you see this calf?"

Hachiman rolled up his trouser leg and said proudly, "Back then, my head was chopped in half by that world-destroying boss, my body was severed at the waist, my heart was ripped out, my abdomen was cut open, and I was critically injured and on the verge of death. It was only through my supreme wisdom and sacrifice that I tricked the world-destroying boss into the teleportation array, and was then taken in by Commander Hakurei, thus saving the world."

"Of course, all the credit belongs to Commander Bai Li; my contribution was insignificant, not worth mentioning at all."

"cough--!"

Ayanokouji coughed calmly.

Hikigaya paused for a moment, then reluctantly gestured: "A little bit, of course, there was also Kiyotaka's negligible role. His kidneys were removed at that time, which is why he's so weak."

He shouted, "I'm only telling you this, you must not tell anyone else, otherwise Qinglong might have a hard time finding a girlfriend and end up alone."

Ayanokouji: “…”

But that's just how the three of them get along.

To be fair, becoming Commander Rosser's cloak was indeed the happiest period of their lives.

Traveling around the world feels like coming home—it's both exciting and dreamlike.

Everyone I know is incredibly talented and speaks so well; I really like them.

In short, after so many deaths, Hachiman Hikigaya had given up and completely let himself go.

Some things, once lost, are lost forever.

For example, moral integrity.

And he wasn't lying. Regardless of who caused the apocalyptic crisis, just tell me if they were the ones who saved the world.

"How about it?"

Leonardo da Vinci leaned closer and communicated telepathically.

"He wasn't lying much; it's all true."

Well, aside from those self-praises...

Merlin smiled, but inwardly he couldn't help but think, "This world is so big. I never knew there were so many amazing worlds."

For example, the spells are incredibly imaginative, utilizing the negative emotional power of humanity, which is spell power. And what about the positive aspects? Quite interesting!