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"What are you thinking..." Yan Lingyun swallowed back the words she was about to say.

She would never have accepted that request in the first place, and now that she hears it's for someone else to make a practice platform, she feels even more humiliated and would never agree to it.

But is a firm refusal really a good idea? This guy swore an oath with his Dao heart that he knows the secret to the demon's life-saving trump card.

"You just want a woman, right? How about this, I'll find you a stunningly beautiful and prestigious disciple to keep you company."

With so many small sects and cultivation families under the Great Sun Immortal Sect, as long as she, the Holy Maiden, speaks, the young prodigies of third- or fourth-rate sects would not dare to disobey.

If you offer enough benefits, you can even summon a true disciple from a top-tier sect to sleep with you.

If all else fails, they can choose one from their own immortal sect. Yan Lingyun hasn't been a saintess for nothing all these years; she has plenty of dirt and dirt on people.

As soon as she opens her mouth, women that Lu Renjia could never even touch in his entire life will come running over eagerly.

These conditions aren't bad, are they?

However, Xing Moxie waved her hand dismissively, her face full of righteous seriousness: "Senior Sister Yan, what kind of person do you take me for? How could I do something like bullying others and coercing innocent women?"

Aren't you threatening an innocent woman right now?! — Yan Lingyun really wanted to punch him while she was complaining.

That guy who thinks he can make exorbitant demands just because he has some information has the nerve to say that.

"Alright, alright, I'll send three people over to you. I guarantee they'll be pretty and obedient, okay?"

"No way! Love is something you have to work for to get it!" Xing Moxie clenched his fist and said righteously.

"Are you kidding me?"

"Senior Sister Yan, don't get angry, it will attract attention from outsiders." Xing Moxie helplessly spread his hands, indicating that he could compromise: "How about this? The demon should make his move on the night of the third day. Senior Sister Yan just needs to cooperate with me for these three days to do some preparatory exercises for couples. I won't do anything to tarnish your purity, and I won't let Senior Brother Xiao or anyone else know."

Upon hearing that the request wasn't as unreasonable as it initially seemed, Yan Lingyun suddenly felt that there was room for consideration.

"What does 'preparing for each other' mean?"

Xing Moxie feigned surprise, covering her gaping mouth: "Eh!? Senior Sister Yan doesn't even know what couples should do? What about the usual things on a date? No way, no way, can someone really live so many years and still not know this basic common sense?"

"I'm so angry... I'm furious..." Yan Lingyun gritted her teeth inwardly.

How come she never noticed that this bastard Lu Renjia was such an annoying guy, so good at making people angry?

Xing Moxie shrugged and sighed, "Alas, Senior Brother Xiao is so pitiful. He's never been good at taking the initiative, and now he's run into Senior Sister Yan, a complete novice in love with absolutely no common sense about relationships. I thought you two would be a match made in heaven, but it seems like there won't be any progress even in a thousand years."

Yan Lingyun's veins were bulging: "Do you really want me to knock your teeth out one by one?"

Xing Moxie clapped her hands: "That's right! Isn't this perfect? ​​If you agree to my request, you can also take the opportunity to master dating skills, so you won't mess up when you get along with Senior Brother Xiao in the future. Moreover, I promise it will only be for three days, and I won't do anything that you think is beyond the scope of ordinary couples. In the end, it's just practicing in secret, not even pretending in front of others."

Yan Lingyun didn't think she would mess up; when had she ever messed up in her life?

But now that Xing Moxie had said that, she felt a little less confident.

He thought that as long as no one else knew and he didn't do anything excessive, he should be able to manage for three days without any problems.

Besides, if it's just chatting and making small talk, isn't that no different from socializing at high-level meetings? She's extremely good at that.

"why me?"

"It has to be Senior Sister Yan!" Xing Moxie solemnly grasped her hand: "Senior Sister Yan is the most noble, beautiful, and fairy-like person I have ever met. If I can practice with Senior Sister Yan for three days, I am confident that I can handle any beautiful person I meet with ease."

I didn't expect to have such a high opinion of myself.

Yan Lingyun got a little cocky: "Well, your taste isn't bad. I might agree to these conditions."

"The contract is established. Thank you, Senior Sister Yan." Before she could react, Xing Moxie leaned in and sealed her lips with his.

Yan Lingyun's head buzzed, and her eyes widened—WTF?

After kissing for several seconds, Yan Lingyun angrily pushed him away: "You bastard—"

She was about to kill the scoundrel in front of her when a knock on the door interrupted her.

dong dong dong.

"Lingyun, you've been inside for so long, what happened?"

Chapter 114: 31 Frustrated, but there was nothing she could do about it.

Xiao Fan felt a little strange when he saw that Yan Lingyun hadn't come out yet.

"Could she have fallen... Hmm, that's impossible. Ling Yun is a Nascent Soul cultivator. Even if she were to break into a disco and smash everything in the fitting room, she wouldn't be hurt in the slightest."

There are restrictions on the door, but they won't be a problem for a powerful cultivator at the Mahayana stage. However, if they try to sense it and are discovered, it might anger them.

Just as Xiao Fan hesitated whether to send a wisp of his divine sense into the fitting room to check the situation, Yan Lingyun's response came from behind the door.

"No, it's nothing, Young Master Xiao, please wait a little longer. It's been too long since I've worn mortal clothes, so I just spent some time figuring out the latest way to wear them."

"Oh, I see. I didn't think that through. You can change it slowly." Xiao Fan slapped his forehead in sudden realization.

The clothes they usually wear are all of the magical artifact level. Although their designs are often baffling, those clothes have the ability to be worn with a single thought.

Ordinary people's clothes don't have this ability; they have to be worn as a set, buttoned up, and so on...

Having entered the inner sect as a disciple and served as a saintess for over a hundred years, Yan Lingyun has probably never tried wearing mortal clothing before, so it's understandable that she might find it awkward.

Thinking of this, Xiao Fan turned around, rubbed his hands together, and smiled.

He murmured with a sigh, "I never imagined that the incredibly intelligent Lingyun would have any weaknesses. I was the first to discover such an adorable side of her; today truly is my lucky day."

Seeing this, Xiao Linglong, who was picking out new jewelry, silently complained in her heart—poor unlucky brother, little did he know that today was probably Yan Lingyun's day of conception.

……

Inside the fitting room, Yan Lingyun breathed a sigh of relief after having appeased Xiao Fan.

Less than half a second later, anger flared in her eyes again as she glared at Xing Moxie. That bastard! How could he do such a despicable thing? That was her… her first… first time… how awful!

What's most infuriating is that she was about to get angry when she was interrupted by the sound outside the door, and had no choice but to put away her hard fist.

"How dare you—"

"Huh?" Xing Moxie looked shocked. "Wasn't the contract established? Don't couples usually kiss? Did I make a mistake?"

“You—” Yan Lingyun’s forehead veins throbbed violently.

Her once pretty face has now become... even more lovable to bully.

The key issue is that she can't really say anything. Because upon closer reflection, it seems that normal couples kiss on the lips, which falls within the scope of payment.

But shouldn't this kind of thing be something that happens later in the dating process?

Who starts with a royal flush right away?

He stomped his feet in anger.

She had thought that this bastard "Lu Renjia" would take things step by step, starting with touching her hand and slowly moving up the ranks.

Yan Lingyun had already planned it out. She would use the excuse of being busy with work to avoid him for the next two days, and the three-day period would pass quickly. She would also eat more garlic, chili peppers, and other strong-flavored foods, so at most, she would only suffer a few physical contacts.

She never expected to run into someone who doesn't play by the rules at all. Less than a second after the contract was signed, he stole her first kiss.

She was the Holy Maiden of the Great Sun, someone many Nascent Soul stage geniuses coveted, yet she was devoured by a mere Nascent Soul lackey—how outrageous!

No, I can't let him know this is my first kiss—Yan Lingyun is a vengeful person, and her desire for revenge immediately flares up—if this bastard finds out this is my first time, wouldn't he be so smug that he'll be drooping with pride?

After thinking it over, Yan Lingyun casually commented, "Lu Renjia, your kissing skills are absolutely terrible. You'd better not embarrass yourself by showing them off."

I thought he would be unhappy, but to my surprise, "Lu Renjia" had an apologetic expression on his face.

"I'm sorry, Senior Sister Yan, it's my first time too."

"Huh?" Yan Lingyun was shocked.

She could think of a million possible responses, but she couldn't think of this one.

—What the hell? Weren't you a lecherous, good-for-nothing inner sect scoundrel from the Xuan Tian Immortal Sect? Shouldn't you be the kind of scoundrel who used your meager power to constantly kidnap female outer sect disciples you fancied and force them into bed? How could this be your first time?

"Oh..." Yan Lingyun was numb.

But if it was also the other person's first time, her anger seemed to subside a little.

However, Xing Moxie's next words made her break down and explode: "The first time this afternoon."

Afternoon? So, this bastard just kissed someone this morning? What kind of first time is that?!

"You're such a loser..."

"Chirp." Without saying a word, Xing Moxie covered her mouth again.

Yan Lingyun froze for a moment, then pushed him away and frantically wiped her mouth: "You dare to come here! Who told you to stick your tongue out!"

"Eh~? Senior Sister Yan, you're talking nonsense again." Xing Moxie said innocently, "Weren't we just practicing as a couple? Since it's practice, we have to practice more if we find any shortcomings. Besides, you said it yourself, Senior Sister, that my kissing technique is bad, so I have to try a few more times, right?"

"What... what kind of twisted logic is this?"

Is this really fallacy?

Yan Lingyun was a rational and logical person. She wanted to retort and curse back, but after thinking about it for a long time, she couldn't find any flaws in what she had just said.

All that remains in my heart is endless regret—I shouldn't have been so stubborn as to say those things. Now I'm just shooting myself in the foot.

"Then, Senior Sister Yan, let's have another one..."

"Hey, stop, stop!" Yan Lingyun was scared and gritted her teeth, saying, "I... I'm actually a first time too. So I can't give a proper evaluation. But judging from my feeling, your kissing skills are already as good as those of a cultivator in the Tribulation Transcending stage, so you don't need to practice anymore."

"What? That was actually Senior Sister Yan's... first kiss?"

"..." Yan Lingyun bit her lip tightly.

"Damn it, I'll let you be smug for a while. Daring to offend me like this, you've already met your end! I'll send you on your way after I've killed the demon. No, I'll make you regret what you did today in a way that's far more painful than simply killing you!"

"I'm so sorry, Senior Sister Yan, I didn't know that was yours... I thought you and Senior Brother Xiao had already... Oh dear, my bad. I'll take back the kiss right now."

"Huh? It can be taken back?"

"Chirp."

Just as Yan Lingyun was stunned, Xing Moxie covered her soft cherry lips for the third time.

Three times, three times.

"Hmm, so that cancels out the first kiss. Should the second kiss be kept like this? Or should it also be canceled out once?"

"Lu Renjia!" Yan Lingyun was furious, and her storage ring lit up slightly.

She's about to summon weapons to kill.

Xing Moxie didn't intend to push this girl too hard: "Is it really okay for Senior Sister Yan to keep dawdling? Senior Brother Xiao will get suspicious."

The real action of today's date has only just begun; there's no need to rush.

The storage ring dimmed. Yan Lingyun chose to endure for a while longer and turned to walk towards the door.

"Huh? Senior Sister Yan, are you going out like this? You haven't changed into new clothes, Senior Brother Xiao will get suspicious."

"!" Yan Lingyun paused in her tracks: "That's right, you go, I need to change my clothes."

"Leave? Where can I go? Senior Brother Xiao is blocking the entrance."

"What..." Yan Lingyun was in a state of confusion. Did this bastard want to watch her change clothes?

Chapter 115: 32 Is this a test for the demon?

"Lu Renjia, don't go too far!" Yan Lingyun said angrily.

She thought losing her first kiss was the biggest ordeal she would suffer in this transaction. She even optimistically believed that she had hit rock bottom and that any progress would be upward.

I never imagined that this man could be anything but the worst.

"How wronged I am, Senior Sister Yan! I was just trying to be kind and remind you not to let Senior Brother Xiao find out, because I didn't want to ruin your relationship. Instead of rewarding me, why are you getting angry at me?" Xing Moxie spread his hands with a mischievous smile.

Yan Lingyun had never seen such a shameless person. Not only did he steal her first kiss through coercion and enticement, but now he also wanted to watch her change clothes, and she was expected to be grateful for all of this.

That's truly out of step with the world.

"That's enough. This definitely doesn't fall under the category of what ordinary couples do, does it?"

"Senior Sister Yan, you've misunderstood. It's not that I want to see you change clothes, it's that I have no choice but to watch. Otherwise, tell me, how am I supposed to get out? Or can you just leave without changing?"

"You..." Yan Lingyun was speechless.

Damn it! Was Lu Renjia really that glib and eloquent before? The feeling of being completely controlled by someone she once looked down on made Yan Lingyun extremely unhappy.

"Alright, close your eyes and turn your head away. Don't release your divine sense. If I sense even the slightest thought surfacing from you, don't blame me for being merciless with my gun."

This was the limit that Yan Lingyun could concede.

Xing Moxie raised his hands in surrender and turned his back to her, facing the wall.