All of the protagonist's Daoist partners are mine!

No need to hesitate. Minotaur, move out!

Xing Moxie's plan to carry out justice was very simple, just two words—poisoning!

With the poisons he can currently collect, the idea of ​​creating a rare poison that wouldn't be detected by a Nascent Soul stage expert is clearly wishful thinking.

But the key to poisoning is to do it unexpectedly and make it impossible to defend against.

In the short time he had been eavesdropping, Xing Moxie had already devised a brilliant plan in his mind that would make even a Nascent Soul cultivator like Yun Feixia obediently submit to his every whim.

……

Just do it!

A qualified, action-oriented, and pure-hearted examiner doesn't eat leftovers or dwell on the past.

Xing Moxie immediately used the spirit stones he had obtained from the three Jin Xiong brothers to buy some readily available low-grade medicinal herbs from the Xuan Tian Immortal Sect's medicine storehouse, and also purchased some common poisons from a mortal's pharmacy.

He then went to the alchemy room on Qingxin Peak, borrowed a low-grade alchemy furnace, and began refining poison.

Who says the path to immortality is dull and boring?

Just the thought of having that lazy fairy, who was only good-looking inside and out and didn't care about her disciples at all, crying and calling him "Daddy" under him.

Xing Moxie felt that the days of cultivating immortality were not boring at all; on the contrary, they were becoming more and more hopeful.

"Being a righteous cultivator is definitely more interesting... huh?"

While waiting for the poison to be ready, he overheard the disciples on duty outside the alchemy room chatting about a very interesting piece of gossip.

Disciple A on duty: "Did you hear? Saint Xiao and Senior Sister Linglong just had a fight."

Duty disciple B: "Hey, what's the big deal? Don't they have a small argument every three days and a big argument every five days? It's good enough that they haven't gone up on the roof and torn off the tiles."

Disciple A: "This time is different. In the past, it was always Senior Sister Linglong who threw a tantrum, and Saint Xiao would coax her. This time, I heard that Saint Xiao is the one lecturing her."

Disciple B: "Sigh, that's normal. Saint Xiao is not what he used to be; he's a great hero who fights demons now. How could he let his sworn sister step on his head? That would be disgraceful."

Xing Moxie, who was hiding behind the window, heard everything clearly. He chuckled to himself, thinking that Xiao Linglong was more proactive than him. She had just made a vow to Heaven and then turned around to find Xiao Fan.

Although he didn't know the specific details, Xing Moxie could guess about 70-80% of it.

It's nothing more than Xiao Linglong being eager to test the waters and confess her feelings, while Xiao Fan, harboring suspicions, intends to drag things out gradually. Given Xiao Linglong's impatient nature, she'll definitely throw a tantrum on the spot, only to be scolded a few times by Xiao Fan, who, unable to bear it any longer, adopts the tone of an elder brother.

Xing Moxie could guess with his toes what kind of innocent nonsense those two would spout.

"Heh heh, it's time to add fuel to the fire..."

Just then, Xing Moxie heard disciple A on duty say, "Huh? Can you smell anything?"

Duty disciple B: "There's a burnt smell, like some kind of medicinal herb has been burnt."

Medicinal herbs? Burnt? Oh no!

Xing Moxie suddenly turned his head to look at the alchemy furnace, where black smoke was already billowing out: "Caw! My medicine! Yay yay yay."

Damn it, we've lost out this time!

Originally, I planned to refine some low-grade elixirs while refining poison to nourish this new body.

But who could have imagined that the dignified Supreme Demon Lord would be so engrossed in eavesdropping that he burned the elixir? If word got out, all the cultivators in the world would laugh their heads off.

After a series of rescue efforts, less than 20% of the medicinal herbs, worth one hundred spirit stones, remained. In the end, they only managed to refine a small bottle of poison before hastily calling it a day.

Looking at the dregs in the furnace, even our devilish boss felt so wronged that he almost shed little pearls.

"Waaaaah, is it easy for me to start from scratch and collect spirit stones? I finally managed to gather enough for one batch of medicine, but most of it went down the drain. Damn it, it's all Xiao Linglong's fault! If I hadn't listened to her gossip, would I have made such a basic mistake? I'll have to find her to make up for the nutrients I'm missing!"

But before that, we need to deal with the scheme targeting the lazy master.

……

into the night.

As soon as Xiao Linglong returned to her room, she angrily threw her robe onto the bed: "Brother... no, that idiot Xiao Fan! I was talking to him so seriously, and he didn't take it seriously at all! Idiot, idiot, idiot!"

He vented his anger by punching the teddy bear on the bedside table.

After finishing her beating, Xiao Linglong mistook the poor little bear for Xiao Fan and scolded, "I finally gave you a chance to explain things clearly, and you dare to act like a stupid goose and lecture me! Who do you think you are? Now you're putting on airs like a sworn brother, are you planning to let that stinky devil take me away? Go to hell!"

As he spoke, he threw another punch!

What did the teddy bear do to deserve this? It hit the wall with a "thud" sound.

No, those few punches weren't enough to vent my frustration.

Xiao Linglong took off the phoenix feather jade hairpin, a gift from Xiao Fan that she had treasured for many years, and planned to unleash her power under the cover of night.

This is a habit she developed from childhood. Ever since she first experienced the harmony between her middle finger and her body at the age of fourteen, she would use this hobby to vent whenever she was unhappy.

Later, Xiao Fan gave her this jade hairpin on her 100th birthday, and it became Xiao Linglong's favorite toy. She wore it on her head during the day and kept it inside her body at night, truly inseparable from it.

Sometimes when you walk around the sect, you can see that even on a sunny day, the jade hairpin in Xiao Linglong's hair is still wet, and that's the reason why.

Chapter 12: 13 Do I have to pay spirit stones to watch my own movies?

The hairpin has several rounded protrusions to be decorated with phoenix feathers, a design that Xiao Linglong really likes.

This way, you can touch it with peace of mind, and even if you apply a little force, you won't hurt any part of your body.

What she liked best was to scrape the phoenix feather pattern to the left with the slightly upturned end of the pattern. This allowed her to finish sooner, and this trick never failed her.

Today, she planned to cook herself until she was completely tender using the same old recipe. However, the thought of Xiao Fan's oblivious face suddenly made the jade hairpin in her hand lose its appeal.

"Who wants to use that idiot's stuff... Humph!"

Just then, she inadvertently caught a glimpse of a corner of a crystal peeking out from the pocket of her robe.

"This is……"

Xiao Linglong suddenly remembered. This was the memory crystal she had snatched from the demon that morning, and inside it was the despicable thing that would make her lose all face in this world!

At the time, she was so focused on escaping from Xing Moxie that she just casually stuffed the thing into her pocket.

"This thing, this thing!" Xiao Linglong gritted her teeth and raised her hand to throw it out and smash it.

But she stopped just before letting go.

Xiao Linglong stared at the image crystal, lost in thought—I need to confirm its contents so that I can be mentally prepared in case this gets out in the future.

Convincing herself with this strange rhetoric, she clicked on the crystal, and then a sound that made one blush to the roots of their ears emanated from it.

Originally intending to be critical, Xiao Linglong's eyes widened the more she looked.

The more he looked, the more uncontrollably his right hand stretched downwards.

"That damned devil, how could he treat me like this? It's outrageous! What? It's even filmed from multiple angles?"

Wow! There was more than one camera position.

What's even more astonishing is that the villain's photography skills are simply divine; his control over angles and distances makes the audience feel completely immersed.

With such talent and ability, why not make movies and make a name for yourself instead of staying in the Demon Palace as some damn demon lord? It's infuriating!

Xiao Linglong lay on her side on the bed, her eyes glued to the image on the crystal, while her other hand struggled under the covers, working up a sweat and her blood surging. This thing was more exciting than any animated erotic picture she had ever seen.

"Damn devil! He can't, he can't do this!"

Despite verbally protesting that it was wrong, Xiao Linglong was filled with anticipation for the next frame.

She couldn't believe that the disheveled woman in the crystal image was actually herself; that absent-minded expression must have been photoshopped!

Yes, that despicable devil must have tampered with the images, otherwise he wouldn't look so engrossed and absorbed!

"Damn it! Damn it! That damned devil, he actually used such methods to ruin my reputation. Damn it... Ugh?"

With her emotions at their peak, Xiao Linglong was about to lose herself when the image on the memory crystal suddenly went black.

"Hey, hey, hey, is it broken? Did I grab it too hard... no, is the screen just black? That bastard is really something else, he can't even make a decent film? You're a complete failure."

It came to an abrupt end at the most crucial moment, and she was extremely anxious and restless.

Xiao Linglong was so angry that she punched her pillow.

But then I thought, wait a minute, isn't this a good thing?

The screen went black, which means there was no further recording. That's great news!

Before she could even feel happy for a few seconds, Xiao Linglong saw a line of words appear inside the crystal.

—Please become a paid member to unlock the remaining content.

"What?! It's still pay-to-watch?!" Xiao Linglong was instantly furious: "You promised to make hundreds of millions of copies for all cultivators to enjoy for free! That damned liar!"

It's free now, but not entirely free.

Offering a full ten minutes of free preview is already much more generous than most of our competitors.

"I'm so angry! I'm furious!" Xiao Linglong gritted her teeth. "What does this devil take me for? He actually plans to use my things to make this kind of dirty money!"

Xiao Linglong then thought again: "But, a paid version is still better than a free version, right..."

At least it proves that I still have value.

"No, no! What utter nonsense! What am I thinking? That despicable devil is trying to taint my pure thoughts with such filthy means. I must not let him succeed!"

Xiao Linglong clenched her fist and looked up at the sky, determined not to look at the crystal again.

She picked up the jade hairpin, determined to use it to finish what she hadn't done.

However, after fiddling with it for a long time, I still couldn't achieve the desired effect.

Oh no! The devil's masterpiece had left her with endless enjoyment, but now, something as simple as a jade hairpin was proving to be of little use.

How could this be? Even though the demon isn't here, am I going to be controlled by him?

After several unsuccessful attempts, Xiao Linglong picked up the photo crystal again: "This is something I starred in, so it's normal for me to watch my own whole film, right?"

No way!

Xiao Linglong quickly grabbed the right hand that was about to throw in spirit stones: "Are you kidding me? I have to pay to see my things? What kind of internal circulation is this? It doesn't make sense, it makes absolutely no sense."

But if I don't spend money, I won't see the rest of the story, which is so annoying!

Thus, in extreme distress, Xiao Linglong did not sleep all night.

……

Let's look at the three golden bear brothers in the distance, family.

After dark, the three Jin Xiong brothers found a tavern for ordinary people to drink and relieve their boredom. While talking badly about Lu Renjia, they discussed where to make extra money the next day.

Just as they were cursing Lu Renjia for having a son without an anus, a figure suddenly sat down at their table. The newcomer was none other than the controversial Lu Renjia—Xing Moxie!

"Hey! It's you!" Kim Sam-woong slammed his fist on the table and stood up: "What else do you want?"

"Hey." Jin Daxiong gestured for his third brother to sit down, then asked his second brother to hand a wine glass to the person opposite him: "Brother Lu."

Seeing that he was so sensible, Xing Moxie also addressed him as "Brother Jin".

Jin Daxiong: "Brother Lu's arrival here must not be a mere coincidence, right?"

"Haha, Brother Jin, after wandering the porcelain world for so many years, you should know that there are no such things as coincidences in the world."

"Then what brings you here, Brother Lu? Please speak frankly."

Xing Moxie picked up the wine they had given him and smiled slightly: "After our discussion about the Dao during the day, I know that the three of you are rare talents in the cultivation world. It's just a pity that you are poor and short-sighted, and can only do some pathetic things, wasting your talents."

"Who are you calling poor, short-sighted, and spineless?" Jin Erxiong roared in anger.

Jin Daxiong was no coward who could swallow his anger after being humiliated many times: "If Senior Brother Lu is here to make fun of us, then today will not end well. Even if your cultivation is a level higher than ours, the three of us brothers will definitely let you experience the power of our combined attack technique."

“Alas, the three of you have misunderstood.” Xing Moxie raised his hand to indicate that he had no hostility and gave a friendly smile: “I’ve come here to offer you an offer, an opportunity to do something big.”

The three Golden Bear brothers' eyes lit up, and they couldn't help but exchange glances.

Kim Dae-woong: "What do you mean?"

Chapter 13: 14 Doing Big Things with the Demon Lord

Xing Moxie said, "True masters of staged accidents don't make a single sale for a hundred years, but when they do, they live off it for a hundred years. The three of you possess first-class acting skills and top-notch teamwork, yet you always stage accidents on insignificant people to earn a pittance. It's a real waste of the talent God has given you. Why don't you join me in doing big things, staging big accidents, and extorting big money from the powerful!"

The three Golden Bear brothers exchanged another glance.

Jin Daxiong: "Brother Lu, what kind of person is considered a serious case of staged accident?"

Xing Moxie picked up a peanut: "Well, it should at least be at the level of the peak master of the five major immortal sects."

"What!?" The three Golden Bear brothers were so shocked they almost fell under the table.