No strange things are allowed to evolve!

"Tsk."

"What, did I say something wrong?" The other person seemed certain of something: "A man is a man, and you call him a friend? That's hilarious."

"Don't talk nonsense."

"I'll say it, I'll say it."

Do you want to die?

"Can you beat me?"

"..."

"Who told you to bully me before?"

"Ha, I think you're the one who's stingy."

"So what happened?"

Just when the two were locked in a stalemate and the tension was rising, they were about to clash.

Suddenly, the other person's phone rang.

Before the other party could even speak, Bo Ya heard a heart-wrenching wail coming from the other end of the line. Even without speakerphone, Bo Ya could hear it clearly.

"Sis! Where are you?! I'm going to get electrocuted!!"

Keep the phone away from your ears, which are tingling from the vibrations; the other person looks annoyed.

Bo Ya realized something: "Your brother's here too? Wait... the person you asked me to help train, could it be...?"

"Ah."

The other party, or rather, the strawberry milkshake, explained with a resentful look, as if they couldn't air their dirty laundry in public:

"He said he was locked in a closet, and I was busy at the time, so they insisted that I come and rescue him."

"That good-for-nothing! Just thinking about him makes me angry. Tell me, do you think I can get anywhere without giving him some proper training?"

Bo Ya sighed in deep agreement, "Let's forget it... I'm afraid he'll train me to death..."

Just as Strawberry Milkshake was about to say something...

"Sis! Did you hear me?! If you don't come soon, our family line will end!!"

At this moment, the Strawberry Milkshake's "Generosity Value" was finally maxed out.

"Are you trying to kill me?! Would it kill you to hold back for a second?! Now you know to call me 'sister'? You usually call that woman, don't you?"

Blueberry Dip was immediately too frightened to speak, and could only sob softly on the other end of the phone.

"Why don't you go first?" Bo Ya advised.

She was genuinely worried that the blueberry dip would die on the other end of the phone.

But the strawberry milkshake wasn't worried at all.

"No rush."

She hung up the phone and said calmly:

"If you keep nagging at him, he'll need to be taught a lesson."

Right, where were we?

"Oh, so what if he's a man? You're acting like you can't have any. I'm not bragging, but I recently picked one up on a whim—a once-in-a-century genius in the field of lust. Even my dad admires him."

"I already said we're just friends."

"It doesn't matter. What I mean is, this genius is madly in love with me, his spiritual root of love and desire is trapped by love. Who can I complain to about this?"

"...Fine, whatever."

"He's really not your boyfriend?"

"?"

"Ha, what I mean is, whether you have it or not, I already have it now, so just admit it. You're always one step behind me in everything."

"I'm bored, I'm going to sleep. Besides, if you don't go save your brother soon, you'll really become an only child."

Seeing that Boya was really about to leave, Strawberry Milkshake became a little anxious: "Wait...wait a minute...actually, if you are really interested in a genius who can complete your plan, I can reluctantly introduce him to you. If you train him, he will definitely be stronger than the one in there now."

But Boya waved his hand without turning his head: "Sorry, I'm not interested. In terms of practical combat strength, what's the difference between a love and desire spiritual root and a useless spiritual root?"

Strawberry Milkshake was stunned for a moment, first in disbelief, then laughing angrily: "Oh? Heh heh, you really dare to say that just to annoy me."

Bo Ya stopped in his tracks, still without turning his head: "Don't misunderstand, it's not for you, but big data tells me that the Love and Desire Spiritual Root is a useless spiritual root."

The conflict... has begun.

Meanwhile, in a certain corner.

The already very weak blueberry dip is sizzling and steaming.

If he hadn't been carrying a small, insulating balloon with him, he probably wouldn't have been able to make the distress call; the phone would have exploded long ago.

However, for some reason, the savior was nowhere to be found.

"Someone...someone, please save me..."

He murmured in despair.

Chapter 287 New Classmates?

In a daze, the blueberry dipping sauce led me to a riverbank.

The sky was black, and all around were black rocks and thick fog.

A gaunt old man wearing a straw raincoat and a bamboo hat sat on a boat not far ahead, waving towards the blueberries with dipping sauce.

"who are you?"

"Blueberries with sauce," I asked.

The gaunt old man didn't answer, but kept waving his hand: "Come here, child, come here."

Filled with doubt, the blueberry dipping sauce owner walked over as if possessed and boarded the boat following the old man's instructions.

Standing at the stern, the old man pushed off with the pole, and the small boat gently parted the ripples, slowly moving forward into the thick fog.

Visibility gradually decreased, and soon, apart from the bottomless, inky water beside the boat, nothing else could be seen.

He was silent for a long time.

Am I already dead?

The gaunt old man remained silent, continuing his repetitive rowing motions like a statue.

"Even if you don't say it, I already know." Blueberry with sauce lowered her head resignedly: "You're the ferryman to the underworld, aren't you? Looks like I really did get electrocuted."

Finally, the old man spoke.

You're only half right.

"Is this not the Underworld?" the blueberry dipping sauce asked with anticipation.

"No, it's me who isn't the extradition person."

"..." Blueberry with sauce drooped her head again: "So it really is the Yellow Springs? Then what difference does it make whether you're the ferryman or not?"

“The difference is huge.” The old man put down the boat pole he was using.

The water here appears completely still, as the small boats, lacking power, immediately come to a stop.

The old man introduced himself to the blueberries dipped in sauce: "Actually, I am the river god."

"The Underworld...has a River God?" Blueberry Dip asked curiously. "If the River God of the Underworld goes to a local area, does he automatically become half a rank higher?"

The old man smiled and shook his head.

"Don't say things that don't foster unity."

Having said that, without waiting for the blueberries with sauce to ask any more questions, the old man, or rather the river god of the underworld, gently waved his hand.

Two huge ripples immediately appeared on either side of the small boat.

The blueberry dip was startled: "What is that?"

"You seem to have lost something important," the River God said gently.

Blueberry, with sauce on his lips, leaned over the edge of the boat, nervously watching both sides. Without much thought, he replied, "Besides my life, I don't think I've lost anything important."

"Is that so?" The River God smiled. "But now that you've seen me, I have an obligation to remind you of me, and that is..."

His expression suddenly turned solemn, and he roared almost as if shouting, "...My mission as the river god!!"

Boom!

The explosions came from both sides at the same time.

The blueberries with dipping sauce were horrified to discover that something had emerged from the water.

He tried to see what it was, but the countless bursts of water and the surging waves, as huge as a tsunami, made it impossible for him to open his eyes.

The River God's mission... what exactly is it?

Blueberries with sauce thought anxiously.

Soon, the river surface calmed down again.

"Okay, open your eyes and tell me..."

The river god's calm yet earnest voice reached the heart of the blueberry dipping sauce, causing him to involuntarily comply.

The moment he opened his eyes, he froze.

"This...this is...?!"

At the same time, the river god continued:

"Tell me, is it this gentle and kind sister who cares for you like a mother, or this warm and cheerful sister who accepts everything about you like a best friend and is willing to go on adventures with you?"

Blueberry Dip looked at the two strawberry milkshakes on the river and remained silent for a long time.

Then he turned to his head and asked, "Is this what your river god's mission is?"

"Are you questioning my expertise?" the River God roared. "Everyone else can only transform into axes, but I can transform into a human! Isn't that enough?"

"Excellent! As expected of the River God of the Special Administrative Region." Blueberry with dipping sauce gave a thumbs up.

"Then tell me quickly, which sister have you lost? No matter who you choose, I will make her your real sister."

Looking at the two strawberry milkshakes with different personalities, but both praised to the skies by the River God, Blueberry Dipping Sauce knew that neither of them were real strawberry milkshakes.

The blueberry dipping sauce finally spoke slowly: "They are all very good."

"Oh?" The river god waited quietly for what was to come.

However, after waiting for a long time, there was still no further explanation regarding the blueberry dipping sauce.

In his embarrassment, the river god couldn't hold back: "Well... but what about it?"

"There's no 'but'." The blueberry dipping sauce asked, somewhat puzzled, "What 'but'?"

"You're simply expressing that you're very satisfied, right?"

“Yes, that’s right.” The blueberry dipping sauce nodded. “So, either one is fine.”

They're not real strawberry milkshakes, which means things wouldn't get any worse no matter who comes, so it doesn't really matter who it is, that's what the blueberry dip thinks.

But to the surprise of the blueberry dipping sauce, the river god flew into a rage after hearing her answer.

"What do you take me for? Do I need your approval? Do you expect me to replace your entire batch if you're not satisfied?!"

Blueberry with sauce paused, then said, "You river god, are you out of your mind?"

"You lying child, I will unleash my divine punishment!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the river god raised his boat pole and cleaved open a gate to the underworld from the void.

In an instant, the sky and earth changed color, and the once calm water surface instantly boiled. Countless vengeful ghosts wrapped in eerie blue light emerged halfway from the river, howling in terror and pain.

"I'm going to... punish you by making you take your original sister!"

The next moment, a giant hand pierced through the tightly closed gates of the underworld, carrying a ghostly blue light, and struck Blueberry Sauce's face with lightning speed.

"Are you alright? Did the electric shock stun you?"