The Paradise of Reincarnation Begins with Eriri

The two boarded the tram, but as always there were no seats, so they had to stand in a corner.

As the train started moving, the inertia caused Eriri to lose her footing and bump into Kiyono Makoto.

"Huh?"

Eriri suddenly furrowed her brows slightly and sniffed the air like a drug-sniffing dog.

"Sniff sniff sniff~"

"Why does that idiot Seino smell like a girl?"

"It tastes like Futaba?"

Makoto Kiyono: "......"

You could smell it so easily?

Your nose is way too sensitive! Customs should take the drug-sniffing dog away and send you to be in charge of drug detection!

"You said you were going to get down to business?"

Eriri's little canine teeth were faintly visible at the corner of her mouth, and her tone was slightly sour; she was clearly unhappy.

"What exactly are you and Futaba doing?"

Kiyono Makoto hesitated for two seconds, confirming that it was a secret that couldn't be told:

"That's a boy's secret, girls shouldn't ask."

Yinglili: "......"

They're being secretive; there's definitely something wrong!

Unfortunately, they're on the train right now, so Eriri can't hit anyone. She can only stomp on them.

"Don't even think about asking me to give you a back massage again!"

"..."

They remained silent the entire way.

The tram soon arrived at the station, swaying and rattling along.

The two got off the tram, climbed a long slope, and finally arrived at the entrance of the villa estate.

The last time Kiyono Makoto came was at night, so the view was inevitably limited. Now that he's here during the day, the villa looks even more magnificent.

"Miss, welcome back."

A maid dressed in a traditional maid outfit bowed slightly.

Eriri asked as she took off her shoes, "Has Mom come back yet?"

"not yet."

"I see."

Eriri nodded gently, pointed to Kiyono Makoto beside her, and said, "This is my classmate. I brought him back to help... Don't tell Mom yet."

"..."

After giving her instructions, Eriri turned to look at her:

"Hurry up and change your shoes, then go to my room."

Kiyono Makoto looked over speechlessly: "You want me to change my shoes? Then give me my slippers."

"It's right in the shoe cabinet, just take it yourself."

As Eriri spoke, she bent down and took out slippers, placing them in front of Kiyono Makoto.

After getting up, Eriri suddenly noticed the maid beside her smiling at her. Her pretty face flushed slightly, and she gave a haughty snort.

"This is his first time here, so as the host, it's only natural for me to entertain him... That's all, don't overthink it."

The maid simply smiled and didn't say anything.

"I've changed."

Kiyono Makoto casually put the shoes into the shoe cabinet.

"...Hurry up and come to my room."

Eriri grabbed Kiyono Makoto's wrist and rushed upstairs.

Chapter 8: Limited Edition Otaku Girl Eriri.

"Finally back in my room..."

Back in her room, Eriri immediately removed her invisible young lady mask, stretched lazily without any regard for her image, and then tossed her schoolbag onto the sofa.

"You idiot, Kiyono, sit by yourself for a while. I'm going to the dressing room to change my clothes."

Kiyono Makoto silently turned his head and looked at the high-end sofa that could seat at least four people:

"Is it reasonable for a bedroom to have such a large sofa?"

As expected of a capitalist's daughter, her room is ridiculously large.

A bed and bookshelves are standard features. In addition, there is a sofa, a TV and a desktop computer that looks like it has high-end configuration, two clean desks, one piled with books and the other covered with messy manuscript papers, and even a dedicated dressing room... All that's missing is a bathroom, and you can stay in the room for three months straight.

"It's too empty and lonely, and the sofa is the most comfortable place to sit, so it makes perfect sense, right?"

Eriri answered as she walked towards the dressing room.

"...Let's see what books are available."

Kiyono Makoto walked curiously to the bookshelf.

The bookshelf was large and packed full, mostly with comics and light novels. I didn't see any doujinshi, which Eriri and Biri must have hidden in some secret corner.

Turning around and walking to the desk, one can see it covered with manuscript paper and many pencils. A ferocious and evil orc leaps off the page, and the female protagonist appears to be a defeated female knight.

It's obvious.

Like her senior, Eriri didn't give up her hobbies even after becoming a gamer, and she still draws doujinshi.

Kiyono Makoto glanced at the manuscript briefly, then turned and returned to the sofa. He didn't rummage through the papers; after all, they belonged to someone else, and he wouldn't touch them without permission.

Pat-pat.

Not long after, clear footsteps came from behind.

Kiyono Makoto looked in the direction of the sound and was surprised to find that Takumi behind him had suddenly turned into a living person.

She had taken off her school uniform and put on a green tracksuit with her junior high school badge. Her signature blonde twin ponytails were also undone, and her hair was casually draped behind her. A pair of thick black-rimmed glasses covered almost half of her small face... If she was a perfect young lady at school, now she was just an unkempt, ordinary homebody.

"Great...it's a hidden limited edition Otaku Pear."

Kiyono Makoto's feelings were complicated.

Eriri's "homebody mode" is a special form that ordinary people have no chance to see.

In other words, in Eriri's heart, her status has already surpassed that of an ordinary friend, right?

"That idiot Kiyono's eyes are so weird..."

Eriri crossed her arms, narrowed her eyes, and asked, "Why aren't you saying anything?"

Kiyono Makoto pushed up his non-existent glasses on the bridge of his nose:

"I'm sorry, Eriri-sama is so cute after changing her clothes, I was so shocked I forgot to say anything."

"Pah!"

Eriri spat lightly upon hearing this, and proudly raised her chin:

"Compliment without any emotion deserves zero points."

After a pause, Eriri gave a soft hum and explained:

"Since I'm home, I should wear comfortable clothes... This tracksuit I'm wearing is super comfortable, that's all."

Kiyono Makoto casually said:

"If my classmates at school saw this, they'd be absolutely shocked, wouldn't they?"

Eriri put her hands on her hips and gave a light snort: "I wouldn't just bring anyone home like that."

Kiyono Makoto laughed upon hearing this:

So, I'm actually a special person?

"No way."

Eriri's pretty face flushed slightly, and she glared at her, both embarrassed and annoyed. She denied it with a haughty tone, "I just asked you for help, otherwise I wouldn't have brought you home!"

"..."

After making a few complaints, Eriri quickly bit her lower lip, her expression turning serious:

"I just messaged my mom, and she said she'll be home in half an hour... I hope she won't encounter any danger during that time."

Don't worry unnecessarily.

Kiyono Makoto gently reassured him, "It'll be a little past five in half an hour, it won't be dark yet, it's not nighttime."

Eriri plopped down on the sofa, picked up the remote, and turned on the TV.

"It's not wrong for the people of Qi to worry about the sky falling again. I saw an article online saying that archaeologists discovered that the location of the State of Qi was once hit by a meteorite, which must have caused great disaster and casualties. So it's perfectly normal for the surviving people of Qi to worry about meteorites falling from the sky again."

"And then there's the idiom 'to mark the boat to find the sword'."

Eriri continued to complain:

"When I was little, I thought that person was so stupid, but now that I think about it, they might actually be very smart... Do you even know why, you idiot Kiyono?"

Seino Makoto cupped his hands in a respectful gesture: "Please enlighten me, Eriri-sensei."

"Hmph~"

Eriri gave a smug hum, raised her delicate chin, and spoke in a clear, pleasant voice:

"The security situation in ancient times was not as good as it is now. There was often the danger of being robbed on the road. The lone man who marked the boat to find his sword lost his precious sword in the water. Without a weapon to defend himself, he might have been robbed and killed by the boatman."

"So the real reason for carving marks on the ship with a dagger wasn't to retrieve the sword later, but to let others know that I still have weapons and not to mess with me."

Kiyono Makoto was slightly taken aback; he hadn't expected such an interpretation, but it was logically consistent, and he silently gave him a thumbs up.

"Eri-sensei is indeed a genius girl; her IQ is at least 160."

Boom!

Eriri clenched her little fist and pounded it:

"You idiot, Kiyono! I've seen Forrest Gump, okay?!"

Now that her hair is down, Eriri can't use her twin tails as weapons, so she can only punch people. Unfortunately, it doesn't hurt at all; it's more like a massage.

Seino Makoto's small fist blocking the house:

"Do you know that the movie is an inspirational film, but the original work is a thoroughly satirical novel?"

"Huh?"

"In the movie, Jenny is a drug addict, promiscuous, gets sick, and then abandons Forrest, but in the novel, all of these things are done by Forrest himself."

"Is this a lie?"

Zhai Li's eyes widened. "Forrest Gump is a scumbag?"

"That's correct from the original novel."

"..."

After chatting for a while, Kiyono Makoto quickly got down to business:

"Auntie will be back soon, but there's something I need to take care of first."

Eriri looked over curiously: "What is it?"

"The curse is not yet broken today."

Kiyono Makoto said matter-of-factly, "I don't know what will happen tonight. If I don't get rid of the curse on me beforehand, I might mess things up at the crucial moment, so I can only ask Eriri for help."

Since it concerned her mother's safety, Eriri naturally wouldn't refuse.