Change the world with entertainment with Yokai Girl

"Good morning, my name is Qin Jing. It's nice to meet you, Yuan Lin," Jing said with a smile.

"Qin Jun? Right! You can just call me Xiao Lin." The girl swayed her pigtails and smiled as she spoke.

Qin Jing maintained this momentum, greeting the children around her.

Strategy 3: Maintain a relationship with the mischievous kids that's more than classmates but less than friends. If you don't get too close, they won't bother you. But don't be so aloof that you attract attention. If you get ostracized, it will be a real hassle. The key is favors-for-favors: everyone for me, and I for everyone.

Next, all that's needed is to win over the class's teacher, and everything will be perfect. Zhuge Jing smiled smugly.

Strangely, the teachers who should have been waiting there to welcome the children into the classroom were nowhere to be seen.

Until the bell rings.

The classroom door was pushed open with a bang, and a person with pigtails ran in, shouting in a voice a hundred times more energetic than Aoi's.

"Good morning, everyone! I'm Hanabatake Yoshiko, the teacher (homeroom teacher) of the Banana (Banana) class! Just call me Yoshiko! Nice to meet you all, let's have some fun together!"

Upon seeing who it was, Qin Jing had a bad feeling.

It's like Zhuge Liang lighting the Seven Star Lamp in his tent, trying to steal fate and change his destiny, thinking that he can live for another five hundred years by lighting the lamp. At this moment, someone named Wei Yan will definitely barge in and extinguish the main lamp.

"Strategist! Strategist! Sima Yi is about to attack! How long are you going to stop with this weird, childish ritual?"

"..."

So here's the question: assuming the seven lamps are all 15 centimeters tall and the flames are 3 centimeters long, and Wei Yan steps on one of them, what is the area of ​​Zhuge Liang's psychological trauma at that moment?

The children in the classroom fell silent as they watched the woman suddenly burst in, striking a strange pose.

The children were communicating with each other through eye contact.

'That person said she's a teacher?'

'Really? This guy looks like a complete idiot?'

'Could it be that they're just too stupid to believe anyone could be an imposter?'

After a while, a girl couldn't help but speak up: "Um... teacher, this is Class Peach."

"I know! But I want to change the class name to Banana!" Ms. Hanabata replied matter-of-factly.

"Why is it called the Banana Class?" the children asked curiously, feeling that the people in front of them were becoming more and more suspicious.

Ms. Hanabatake clenched her fist and shouted like a protagonist in a shonen manga, "Because I love bananas the most!!! Isn't that great? Banana Class! So cool! There's no better class name than this!"

"Ugh... the banana class is so lame," the children complained.

"It's alright, it's alright! Even if you don't want to, it won't change anything! I'm the homeroom teacher, I'm the greatest person here!" Ms. Hanabata said, resting her chin on her hand, in a deep voice like that of a mastermind behind the scenes.

"..." The children in the class clenched their fists in unison. For some reason, they felt angry and thought the person in front of them was particularly deserving of a beating.

Section 13.13 This person has a rebellious streak at the back of his head.

On the podium, Ms. Hanabatake raised her hand and held up a banana, just like the Statue of Liberty once held up a torch, loudly proclaiming the many benefits of bananas, almost as if she were preaching.

"Bananas are great! They give you a warm feeling like the sun. They are not only rich in vitamins and boost immunity, but they can also relieve mental stress and eliminate physical fatigue. Someone once said that a person can live as long as they have bananas!"

The children are communicating with their eyes.

'This person seems like a completely different person when they talk about bananas.'

'Could she really be a teacher?'

My mind seems to have suddenly become sharper.

'And it's even glowing.'

Bananas are amazing!

As she was talking, Ms. Hanabatake peeled the banana and took a bite, her previous solemnity completely gone, making her look just like a monkey in a zoo.

'Ah...this person is actually an idiot.'

'What an idiot...'

'Idiots aren't contagious, are they?'

'No way! I almost believed her just now, have I already caught the idiot bacteria?'

The monkey teacher chewed on a banana while scanning the children in the class.

Being stared at with that kind of gaze always sent chills down my spine and made me feel extremely uncomfortable. The children were on high alert, as if facing a formidable enemy, yet they didn't know what to do.

'I have this feeling that a particularly troublesome person has come along. I really don't want to get involved. I'm trying to keep a low profile and minimize my presence. Can't see me, can't see me…'

Qin Jing lowered her head and looked at the book, not wanting to get involved in any trouble.

"Wait! It's you! The child who's been looking at the book the whole time, you look exactly like my fiancé when he was little. You seem like you're very smart. What do you think of the name 'Banana Class'?" Ms. Hanabatake called out.

"..." Jing pouted, and despite lowering her head, she still couldn't escape the entanglement.

'What method should we use to solve this problem?' Qin Jing thought about the foolproof strategy she had devised.

Strategy One: Dealing with unruly children—ignore them! Strategy Two: Cultivate a good relationship with the teacher (the authority figure). Wait, how strange, why does this seemingly perfect strategy now seem to be causing some devastating conflict?

'Could it be that the strategy I spent over ten days devising has been cracked just like that?'

"Why aren't you saying anything? Hey! Hey! Let me see the name... Qin Jingjun, Chinese? Don't be shy, just leave everything to me!" Hanabata Yoshiko looked at the seating chart and said with a laugh.

"Um... Hanabatake-sensei..." Shizuka was thinking of a way to deal with the person in front of her.

"Yoshiko-sensei! Of course, you can call me Yoshiko-chan too! Don't be shy, don't be shy. It's not strange to fall in love with your teacher at first sight, but you already have someone you like, so let's just be good friends." The other person said to themselves, completely lacking any awareness of being a teacher.

'Why? Because it's based on the premise that I'm liked! This teacher is so annoying!'

"Ms. Jiazi... I'm not feeling well, could you please leave me alone for a while?" Qin Jing suppressed her anger, raised her head and said.

"Oh my! You're so beautiful! You look exactly like me when I was little! We're a perfect match! We'll definitely become good friends." Ms. Hanabatake looked closely at Shizuka's face and nodded in admiration.

"I don't want friends like that!" Qin Jing looked around at the children and looked at them for help.

The mischievous children who were looking this way noticed Qin Jing's gaze and all turned their heads away. "Sorry, my mom said not to get involved with strange people."

'Why have they suddenly become so smart? Shouldn't brats be fearless?'

"I already told you! I'm not feeling well!" Jing reminded him again, but the other party didn't listen to anything anyone said and acted solely on the instincts of a wild animal.

"I know! You must be staying in the classroom. I used to be the same way. Let me take you to exercise! Exercise is great! Because I love exercise, I've never caught a cold! Okay! Let's sprint!" As she spoke, the teacher grabbed Jing's arm and stomped her feet on the floor, creating a shockwave-like vibration.

"Whoa!!!" Qin Jing was caught off guard and was pulled up by a strong force, floating in the air and being dragged outside against the wind!

"Everyone! Our first class today is outdoor sports! Let's get to know each other by playing together!" The afterimage of the dashing figure echoed through the classroom.

"Oh...oh oh..." The stunned children responded. Some of the children who were not used to school life were so shocked that they forgot all their discomfort.

As they entered the courtyard, they saw a long plume of thick smoke rising from the playground. At the source of the smoke, they saw a woman running at an astonishing speed, pulling a child who was drifting around like a kite.

"Hahaha!" When Hanabatake Yoshiko went berserk, she ran like the wind, kicking up dust behind her, like a galloping horse or a leaping antelope.

"Wow, that Yoshiko is amazing! She runs so fast!"

"Yeah, they're just like Olympic athletes."

What is the Olympics?

Forget about the Olympics, anyone want to play hide-and-seek?

"I want to play!" "I want to join!" "Me too!"

"Huh? Is it really okay to ignore that child?"

"No... even if we wanted to save him, we couldn't catch up with Yoshiko. It's pitiful..."

"……Feel sorry!"

"Is anyone else coming?"

"Wait! I need to come!"

Children who are just starting school experience various discomforts, but once they start playing with their friends, they don't care about anything anymore.

Meanwhile... Qin Jing, who had been caught, was forcibly dragged and made to run wildly across the playground, spinning around several times.

Qin Jing felt dizzy and disoriented, as if she were sitting on a spinning swing chair or some kind of thrilling amusement park ride. Her body was completely out of control, flying back and forth under the influence of gravity and inertia.

He held the book tightly in one hand, while the other hand, which was being held, was now so numb that it was almost losing all feeling.

"Stop!!!" Qin Jing cried out in anguish, but because she was moving at such a rapid pace, only echoes remained in the air behind her.

"Hahaha! Jing! No matter what you do, health is the most important thing! Run faster!" Hanabatake didn't hear Qin Jing's howl at all. Instead, he ran even more happily, sprinting with all his might until he had run a full kilometer before stopping.

'I just wanted to read a book in peace, why? Why did something so terrible have to happen to me?'

"Huff, huff..." Back on the ground, Qin Jing was covered in cold sweat and slumped down, panting heavily. She stared blankly at Hanabatake Yoshiko.

"How are you? Feeling refreshed? Have fun with everyone!" Ms. Hanabatake turned around and asked with a bright smile.

"Give me some space! You monkey teacher!!" Qin Jing, unable to bear it any longer, threw the book in her hand at the culprit.

Strategy 3: When dealing with unruly children, you can't just tolerate them. You have to take action when necessary. The key is to stand on the side of morality and establish your authority.

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"Hey! You're really energetic now! Do you want to play beanbag toss with me? Let me tell you beforehand, I'm pretty strong!" Ms. Hanabatake nimbly dodged with a sideways tilt of her head, speaking in what she thought was a very cool tone.

"Sure, but I'd like to ask if the teacher can do this pose?" Qin Jing said, making a gesture of throwing the ball backward.

"This? That's too easy! Let's play!" Hanabatake Yoshiko mimicked Shizuka, swinging her arms behind her back as if tossing something. She could even easily do a takedown, let alone this kind of simulated action; it couldn't be simpler.

"But... Teacher, we're in class right now. Is it really okay to play like this outside? The principal will be angry, okay? Let's call everyone back to the classroom," Qin Jing asked cutely.

"It's alright! It's alright! That laughing fat uncle is probably in his office right now, let's ignore him! Let's play!" Hanabata said with a carefree laugh.

At that moment, a large hand landed on her shoulder.

"Ms. Hanabatake Yoshiko..." came the principal's deep voice from behind.

Hanabatake Yoshiko turned around with difficulty and saw that the Maitreya Buddha, who usually had a kind and benevolent face, now had a mark on his face from being hit by something, and his face had turned into a fierce and malevolent Rakshasa face.

Its powerful grip was enough to hold the monkey down and prevent her from escaping, so it seems it's no ordinary character.

Yoshiko Hanabatake felt the pressure on her shoulders increasing, and she was completely unable to break free.

"The teacher was so mean! She dragged me out and even threw my books out, boohoo." Qin Jing was now slumped on the ground, wiping away tears as she sobbed.

"Huh? Huh! What's going on? Weren't we supposed to be having fun together?" Hanabatake Yoshiko was dumbfounded when that big hand grabbed her head.

"Hanahata Yoshiko! Come to my office and explain yourself properly!!! Otherwise, you're fired!" Principal Gao roared, lifting Yoshiko up and heading towards the office.

'Hmm, in that case, even if we can't kick her out of the school, at least she won't be a class teacher anymore, right?' Qin Jing thought to himself. From the moment he saw Principal Gao walking over, he had already calculated his strategy, perfectly utilizing the height difference and visual angle to induce a perfect frame-up.

Qin Jing stood up, picked up the book, and gently patted off the dust.

"Hmph! Farewell, Mr. Hanabatake Monkey..." He turned and walked towards the classroom.

The children who had witnessed everything stared blankly at Jing's retreating figure as she walked back to the classroom, trembling with fear...

Qin Jing then spent the rest of the day in a relaxed and pleasant manner.

"I'm going home..." Qin Jing opened the door and was about to shout for Xiao Kui to come out when she found her standing in the entryway.

A pink-haired little girl wearing puppy pajamas was fast asleep on a small blanket, with a sketchbook and various toys beside her...

"Xiaojing is back." Grandma came out when she heard the voice and said, "Kui insisted that she made a promise with you to wait for you to come back here. She has stayed here all day except for meals. There is really no way to deal with her."

"Grandma, let her sleep."

Aren't you coming in?

"Okay, I'll be fine here." Qin Jing simply took out a book and sat down in the entryway, letting him wait there until Xiao Kui woke up...

Although various things happened today, including troubles and touching moments, Qin Jing felt that she could now make the most of her school life.

..................

the next morning.

As soon as the bell rang, the classroom door snapped open, and a person jumped in.

"Good morning, everyone! I'm Ms. Hanabatake, and I'm the homeroom teacher for Class 'Momo' (tentative name) today. Let's have some fun together!"

"Why!?" Qin Jing's eyes widened in disbelief.

In the principal's office, Principal Gao leaned back in her leather chair, a cigar dangling from her lips, puffing out a cloud of white smoke. She thought to herself, 'She's still the boss's daughter, after all. She took such good care of me during the war; I can't not repay that debt. As long as she doesn't cause a death or bankrupt the kindergarten, I'll let her run wild here.'

"Shizuka! I'm sorry, I was suddenly taken away yesterday, and I kept you waiting. But it's okay, starting today, let's play together for double the time every day! Come on, Shizuka!!" Ms. Hanabatake shouted loudly, laughing as she rushed over and hugged Shizuka.