The punch was thrown from a distance, and an ice lotus immediately condensed in front of it.
The ice lotus contained a terrifying chill that could freeze one's soul. The old man was so frightened that his soul almost left his body. Just as he was about to flee, the frost had already spread to his feet.
"Young master, run!"
In his final moments, the old man let out a final roar.
boom!
Immediately afterwards, the ice lotus exploded, blasting the old man to pieces.
"hiss--"
Lu Li gasped; the air around her was indeed icy cold.
Originally, with that person's strength, she would have been able to completely crush her, and she would have had no chance of winning. But now, she only used one punch, and this punch didn't even hit the opponent. It was just a casual flick from dozens of feet away, and the opponent was completely destroyed.
Lu Li had originally imagined engaging in a thrilling and evenly matched life-or-death battle with such a master, as she still had eighteen kinds of magical weapons she had not yet used.
But no one told her why this guy was so easily defeated.
What happened to the amazing skills bestowed upon him by his family? He should have used them! Why is he so lifeless now?
Could it be that... this person's astonishing method was actually a fake death? Pretending to perish, concealing himself, lowering the enemy's guard, and then seizing the opportunity to counterattack.
Thinking of this, Lu Li's heart immediately went into alert mode. She pushed the Great Dream Pivot to its limit, and her divine sense swept across the surroundings. The phantom of the pear tree rose from the ground, but she did not detect the other party's trace.
These pear tree shadows are surrounded by clusters of ice-crystal-like pear blossoms, a breathtaking and enchanting sight.
At the same time, Lu Li's brain manipulated the Enchanting Sound Box and announced the name of this move.
"The Art of Puppetry! [The Hundred Faces of Peking Opera: A Thousand Refinements and Ten Thousand Flowers]!"
"Who the hell came up with this name? And don't pronounce the name of the puppet technique loudly, it's embarrassing!"
As soon as the words were spoken, the ice crystal pear blossoms burst into bloom, unleashing countless ice needles that shot in all directions. Taking advantage of Uncle Hong's delay, and with Lu Li's own internal struggle, Zou Bufan and Zhu Yi scrambled onto the star raft, pushing it with all their might, seemingly on the verge of escape.
The 100,000 ice needles appeared chaotic, but halfway through their flight, they seemed to have eyes, changed direction, and all hurtled towards the star raft.
Lu Li squinted and saw that the Star Chariot had already disintegrated in mid-air, turning into countless fragments that fell to the ground.
"Did I go too far?"
However, this powerful force had its consequences. Lu Li suddenly felt her whole body spasming uncontrollably, and her chest ached and itched, as if something was about to burst out of her skin.
Oh no! This is an immeasurable eon!
Chapter 65 Two Tumors Appear
Boom, boom, boom!
Lu Li's heartbeat quickened and became somewhat erratic; to be precise, it wasn't a heart, but a mechanical pump that propelled blood throughout her body.
The eons flowed along Lu Li's meridians throughout his body. Although he didn't know exactly what would happen, Lu Li had a strong premonition that if he didn't remove it quickly, something terrible would happen.
For example, like that Azure Fox Demon, how long is its little tail?
Don't do this kind of thing!
The girl lifted her loose collar and looked down, only to find that the bone and flesh chain had vanished without a trace. She could only put her hand in her mouth and try to vomit the uranium pill by gagging her throat.
"Huff—Huff—"
"There's no need for that. You can open up your stomach and give the uranium pill directly."
What are you saying?
"I remember telling you before that with the Ice Skin, if you're willing, disembowelment is a trivial matter."
Lu Li thought about it and realized that it was indeed true. She lifted the hem of her shirt, exposing her flat, fair abdomen to the air, while her Shenque acupoint was delicate, restrained, clean, and spotless.
In the past, Lu Li would have felt energized just by looking at such a small abdomen, and couldn't help but want to punch it and leave a few bruises on such a blank sheet of paper.
Now, when she realizes that this belly belongs to her, Lu Li only feels sorrow.
With a gentle stroke of her fingertips along the edge of the Shenque acupoint, and with a thought, the lower abdomen seemed to melt away as if frozen, leaving a slit in the middle. Lu Li used her index and middle fingers to hold the edge of the slit and pried it open to both sides.
The small opening instantly widened, and through it, the internal mechanisms of the abdominal cavity could be clearly seen. Lu Li opened the small stomach pouch inside, took out a silver-white pill, and then pinched the ice muscles on both sides with her index finger and thumb, squeezing them together to close the small opening again.
After taking out the uranium pill, Lu Li's aura immediately weakened, and the changes in his body gradually faded. Not only did his skeleton expand back to its original size, but even the shy, shrunken soft granules grew rapidly and became towering mushrooms again.
"It's...it's back to normal...whoosh..."
Lu Li's chest heaved violently. He looked at the uranium pill in his hand with lingering fear. After this ordeal, the uranium pill had been somewhat depleted and was noticeably smaller than before he swallowed it.
Lu Li maintained that puppet-like state for a total of ten breaths. Half of his uranium pills were used up, and he still had two uranium pills left, one large and one small. According to this calculation, it should be enough to support him for another thirty breaths.
These thirty breaths are incredibly precious; in this short time, he became a legendary terrestrial immortal.
If Lu Li weren't unfamiliar with this body and didn't know how to control it, killing a cultivator at the Kaiyuan Realm wouldn't have taken a single breath.
"That's a bit of a waste... Sigh, what a pity."
Lu Li felt a pang of regret, but the outcome was ultimately good, and she almost cried tears of joy.
You didn't die! You're alive again!
Wait... no!
“My disciple, don’t scare yourself.”
Lu Li completely ignored what Elder Duan said.
"how so……"
"Perhaps it's because of countless eons."
"The immeasurable eons can actually cause people..."
"To be precise, it is the immeasurable eons that will affect the yin-yang balance in your body."
However, misfortune never comes singly, and Lu Li discovered an even more serious problem—he felt a tightness in his chest.
It seemed as if something was secretly growing in the shadows.
In an instant, Lu Li felt a strong hunger surge. He hurriedly took out a few pears from his storage bag and wolfed them down, core and all. He ate eight in a row and did not stop. He also took out the fasting pills he had taken from the disciples of Qingyang Palace and swallowed them one after another.
The pain and itching in my chest continued to intensify along with the hunger.
As the starship crashed, Zou Bufan and Zhu Yi died on the spot. Lu Li took out two or three storage bags from their corpses. After searching them, he found a total of more than twenty fasting pills, plus some scattered high-quality pastries. Lu Li swallowed them all and then let out a burp.
Lu Li slumped onto the sand, panting heavily, his handsome face showing the relief of surviving a disaster.
"Phew... I'm finally feeling better."
"It must be growing."
"It should be... wait!?"
The pain and itching in his chest finally disappeared, and Lu Li subconsciously scratched it. He didn't realize what was going on until he scratched it, and that this scratch revealed a big problem.
"What is this thing? Are these two lumps of flesh also the effect of the Boundless Tribulation? Why does the Azure Fox Demon have a small tail, but I have fleshy lumps?"
“The immeasurable eons will cause changes in the physical form of living beings. These changes are inherently uncertain. This time you have a tumor on your chest, next time it will be a tumor on your buttocks.”
"How could you do such a thing..."
Lu Li felt his head explode with a buzzing sound. He ripped open his collar and frantically pulled out a file and dagger from his storage bag, but was stopped by Elder Duan:
Why are you doing this to yourself?
"This, this two-ounce tumor is wobbling around and hindering my movement. It has to be removed, it absolutely has to be removed!"
Upon hearing this, Old Duan burst into laughter, his hoarse voice filled with mockery and ridicule:
"Hehehe... It'll affect our actions. Don't make your master laugh."
"It will definitely have some impact."
"Tsk, what can I say to you, you silly disciple? Stand up now, jump around a couple of times, hey, that's right, just like that—feel it for yourself, does it have any effect or not?"
Following Duan Lao's advice, Lu Li stood up and jumped around a few times. Sure enough, he felt that it didn't have any effect. In fact, as long as he didn't deliberately touch it, as long as he was wearing clothes, he didn't even need to bind his chest, and others wouldn't be able to tell anything.
Well, at least for now, there shouldn't be any problems.
"Besides, if you cut it off, where would you go to heal your wounds? You should be grateful that at least this endless calamity didn't give you an extra head, which isn't a bad thing. Look how beautiful it is!"
Chapter 66 You're only fifty and you dare to seek a Daoist partner? [3k]
Lu Li first looked at it, then squeezed it with his hands. It wasn't very big, and it was firm yet slightly soft.
"What's so pretty about this!"
"Let me tell you a story."
"Telling stories again? I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen."
Lu Li covered his ears and shook his head, but Old Duan didn't care. She just kept talking to herself. Anyway, her voice came from Lu Li's mind, so it was no use for Lu Li to cover his ears.
"Sigh, in just two sentences, in ancient times, there was a female immortal who was particularly large. She always wanted to cut off those two pounds of rotten flesh, but later, she had a sudden inspiration and embedded a thunder-based artifact into her two ounces of rotten flesh. Its name is - [Great Thunder Sound Two Tumor Arrows]."
Hearing this strange name, Lu Li's lips twitched slightly.
"She concealed that weapon in her chest. Once activated, it could unleash the divine power of thunder, producing thunderous roars and shooting arrows of lightning. Countless heroes and valiant warriors have died at her hands. My disciple, what does this story tell us?"
"Tell us that women with big thunder are dangerous? That we should stay away from them."
"Wrong! This story tells us that a mere mortal body is insignificant, but a hidden weapon can become a sharp edge. In the vastness of the world, there is nothing that cannot be used. What is considered useless is simply that one has not yet found the right method."
Although Lu Li remained silent, after Duan Lao's guidance, he finally let go of his resentment.
After looting the remains of the starship and the storage bags of the people, he regretted it. He seemed to have gone too far. The red-haired old man had been punched to the point of being reduced to ashes, and his storage bag was gone too.
On the contrary, Lu Li found eight hundred spirit stones and some spiritual materials that he could not use for the time being from the two young masters. But the most valuable thing was not these, but several erhu diagrams.
This included the diagrams for the first and second rotation vibration instruments. Lu Li couldn't sell these diagrams because they were too famous; if he tried to sell them, the Zou family would immediately take notice.
These rubbings have undergone countless generations of changes. Even though their grade is still only first or second level, they are quite complete and can be used for reference.
After doing all this, Lu Li continued on his journey.
……
Two days later, in White Moon City.
Because the oxen pulling the cart died and the cart broke down, Lu Li arrived at the next town that night, paid the post station eight taels of silver, rented another oxcart, and finally arrived at the White Moon Palace headquarters with the caravan.
When Lu Li arrived, the city square was already crowded with people, all of whom were new disciples who had come to register.
These people included both old and young, men and women, ranging from an eighty-year-old man to a young man who had just come of age. There were about twenty people in the three vehicles.
Standing next to Lu Li was a woman of ordinary appearance, dressed in light-colored coarse linen clothes. She held a Heavenly Grade Pliers Master Seal in her hand, looking at it again and again in the sunlight, her face full of joy.
"Hahaha, I will also be a disciple of the White Moon Palace from now on, and I will also be an immortal."
"How old is the young lady this year?"
At this moment, an old man with white hair and beard, and calloused palms, said:
"Old man, I'm eighteen this year, and I'm the only disciple of the White Moon Palace in our village!"
"The younger generation is truly formidable. They passed the Heavenly Grade Welder exam at such a young age. As for me, I've lived most of my life and am already sixty years old, and I've only barely managed to pass the Earthly Grade Fitter exam."
"Old man, at your age, you're here to cultivate immortality?"
“Repair it, of course we’ll repair it! My wife is dead. Years ago, I worked in the stamping workshop and damaged my lungs. Cough cough cough, I was thinking, if I were to enter the White Moon Palace, could they give me a lung transplant? Cough cough cough…”
The old man turned his back and covered his mouth with his calloused hands, as if he were about to cough up his lungs at any moment.
"Hey! Girl, where did you take the exam this year?"
"Speaking of which, I heard that Fengxiang City had a terrible year. About twenty mid-level immortals descended to earth and almost took up all the spots."
"Fortunately, a remarkable woman appeared and crippled seven or eight people from the middle reaches. I think her surname was Lu and her name was something like Lu Li."
Hearing someone call her name, Lu Li, who was dozing off and pondering the Yan Tu in her dream, suddenly jolted awake.
After a simple makeover, her appearance was completely different from her original one. This was to deceive others and prevent the higher-ups of the White Moon Palace from discovering her.
The girl sitting next to him glanced at him and asked:
"Young lady, you're also going to report to the White Moon Palace, right? Which exam did you take?"
Lu Li smiled shyly and said:
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