I don't want to be your wife.

Since moving out of the school, this has been Su Mumu's countless sleepless nights.

But no matter how late Su Mumu went to bed, she couldn't skip school, so she still had to get up before six o'clock to prepare breakfast.

"Mumu, I'll take you to school, and we can grab breakfast together on the way!" Su Mumu had just stepped into the living room when she heard a knock on the door.

Su Mumu then realized that from now on, she might have to prepare breakfast for four people.

Su Mumu did not open the door until her breakfast was ready, and let Lin Xiujun knock on the door from the outside.

"Child, why are you knocking on Feng'er's door so early in the morning?" Lin Xiujun didn't knock on Su Mumu's door, but she did knock on Granny Wang, who was going to the market to buy vegetables that morning.

"Hello, Mother-in-law," Lin Xiujun said politely in front of strangers. "I'm planning to have my girlfriend go to school, it's just..."

Before she could finish speaking, Su Mumu opened the door and covered Lin Xiujun's mouth, "Grandma Wang, actually he's a girl, the girlfriend of the guy who just moved into 203, don't listen to his nonsense!"

Then he pulled Lin Xiuyun into the house, chatted with Granny Wang for a few words, and then came back.

"If you had just told anyone outside that I was your boyfriend, I would have castrated you!"

(I have some things to do tomorrow, so there will probably only be one update.)

Chapter 49 Su Mumu's Thoughts

Lin Xiuyun didn't answer, but sat down on the sofa looking aggrieved.

"I've noticed you're a bit mischievous. Should I call Brother Mihan over to teach you a lesson?" Su Mumu was already irritable from not sleeping well, and now she was even angrier. "Can't you have any shame?"

"No way, my dad said that people who care about their reputation won't find a partner!" Lin Xiuyun said stubbornly.

"That would have to be because the girl likes you, right? I really only see you as a friend and a sister-in-law. Please have some self-respect, okay?" Su Mumu was completely speechless.

"What the hell is 'sister-in-law'? I already told you I'm not from Nantong!" Lin Xiuyun continued to make a scene.

Su Mumu was cursing a million times, but Lin Xiujun was still Qin Feng's sugar daddy, so she couldn't mess with him. What she wanted to do now was find a way to get Lin Xiujun to stick to Mi Han as soon as possible, so that this annoying guy could go and cause trouble for Mi Han.

Just then, Su Mumu suddenly thought, if I'm not mistaken, it was that gender-changing drug that made me so dependent on Qin Feng overnight. So, could I also find a way to give Lin Xiujun one? That way, her gender would be satisfied, and Lin Xiujun would fall in love with Mi Han. Kill two birds with one stone!

The problem now is that the medicine's cooling-off period is still almost five months, so it can't be obtained in the short term. I don't know how much I need the seemingly plausible solution the system gave me. Do I just have to wait for the system to come back in a few days?

While scolding Lin Xiujun, Su Mumu prepared breakfast. Soon, the standard bread and milk were served. Su Mumu skillfully opened the door to Qin Feng's room, took a deep breath, and crawled into Qin Feng's bed.

Yes, this is a new way of playing developed by Qin Feng. The joy of being able to lie down again after getting up, the temptation of a warm bed in winter, and the joy of being carried directly to the restaurant by Qin Feng have successfully convinced Su Mumu to crawl into Qin Feng's bed every morning.

Lin Xiujun watched from behind as Su Mumu skillfully slipped into Qin Feng's bed, and Qin Feng just as skillfully picked her up, causing him to lose his composure once again.

"Why? It was me, it was me first, I was the one who came first..." Lin Xiuyun fell into self-doubt.

"No free learning allowed!" Su Mumu interrupted. "There's no first-come-first-served rule; nobody is allowed to come!"

Su Mumu jumped out of Qin Feng's arms and landed on the ground, then went to eat breakfast.

Qin Feng glared angrily at Lin Xiujun beside him, then chased after Su Mumu in the direction she had left.

Upon arriving at school, Su Mumu listlessly lay on her desk.

"Hey, Xiao Yang, do you think it's worth continuing a relationship that you know has no future?" Su Mumu patted Xiang Yangxuan, who was sitting in front of her.

"Hmm? What rich heiress has Brother Mu hooked up with? Why are you suddenly asking this kind of question?" Xiang Yangxuan asked curiously.

"I wouldn't say that. It's just that the only time we can be together is before the college entrance exam. She's leaving after my exam," Su Mumu told a little lie.

"What about the other person's wishes? If it's what they want, why not try to fulfill their wishes in the last bit of time? Anyway, judging from your tone, you don't seem to mind," Xiang Yangxuan said after thinking for a moment.

“The other party is not happy. They said they don’t understand their own feelings and can’t accept them yet because they are undergoing treatment and are deeply affected by the medication, so they don’t know what to do.”

"Then let's respect each other's wishes. After all, if two people don't truly love each other, being together will be very difficult."

"Really? Then what do I think?" Su Mumu fell into deep thought again.

Seeing that Su Mumu seemed to have entered some kind of inexplicable cycle, Xiang Yangxuan stood up, walked behind Su Mumu, and nudged her awake from her reverie.

"Brother Mu, don't worry so much. Relationships are a matter between two people. It's impossible for one person to rush in while the other retreats. At this point, you both need to slow down. My suggestion is that you both calm down. After all, there are still seven months until the end of the college entrance exam, right? Besides, can't you go with her if she leaves?"

If you truly like someone, nothing can stop you, in my opinion. I think Wang Bo's poem is quite good: "Though separated by vast distances, we are as close as neighbors." True understanding cannot be hindered by anything.

Interrupted by Xiang Yangxuan, Su Mumu smiled and stopped thinking about these things.

"Xiao Yang, I didn't realize you were a theory master, huh? You're quite the smooth talker, always spouting off. How many girls have you fooled, I bet?"

"Brother Mu, don't you know? There are four of us single in our dorm, and now you're the only one who's going to find a girlfriend. These are all things my parents told me. When I entered high school, they said these things to persuade me not to date."

After chatting for a while, morning reading began. Su Mumu opened her English textbook and read the words aloud.

Su Mumu's grades are consistently around 600 points, which means she could get into a good 985 university if she performs well in the college entrance examination. Now that she has decided to study at Peking University, and with the independent enrollment program, as long as Su Mumu's grades don't drop, she can still get into Peking University even if she performs slightly worse in the college entrance examination. Therefore, Su Mumu's academic pressure is actually much less. As long as she doesn't fall behind in the first and second rounds of review, she will be fine.

"Why do we have to study early in the morning?" Once a person starts slacking off for a day, they'll want to slacker for a lifetime. Ever since Su Mumu slacked off for a week by Qin Feng's side and realized that the pressure of studying was less, all she could think about was slacking off.

"Hey, Su Mu, I'll tell you a secret." Xiang Yangxuan turned his head again.

Su Mumu knew it was a big secret as soon as she heard Xiang Yangxuan address him, otherwise she would have called him Brother Mu at least. So, for the sake of gossip, Su Mumu had to be humble.

"Hey Yang, what's the secret? Tell me!"

Just as Su Mumu expected, Xiang Yangxuan showed a satisfied expression. Then, she saw Xiang Yangxuan look around before whispering, "Chen Yuxuan's computer was found by the dormitory manager and has been confiscated. That kid begged the dormitory manager for most of the night before the manager agreed not to tell the homeroom teacher."

Su Mumu's interest was piqued. Chen Yuxuan's computer had been hidden in the dormitory since the beginning of high school. Everyone would usually play a game on Chen Yuxuan's computer. How come they got through two years safely? And then he got caught in the senior year?

"What's going on, Yang-ge? Tell me in detail!" Su Mumu's curiosity was piqued.

"Tsk, do you remember last time he was playing games online with a girl? The one you scared away? Last night he was playing games with that girl again, and around 2 a.m. the dorm supervisor got up to go to the bathroom. He heard people talking in our dorm, so he knocked on the door to tell us to go to sleep. But Chen Yuxuan was wearing headphones and didn't hear us. We were asleep, and the dorm supervisor couldn't stand it anymore, so he just used his key to open the door and caught them red-handed!"

Su Mumu was stunned after hearing this, because he knew that the girl was Lin Xiujun. Thinking about it, Su Mumu laughed in anger.

"Le, you really know how to entertain me."

(My dad made me go to the construction site to work today, and I don't know if I'll have to go for the next few days. Ugh, I'm exhausted.)

(And please give me another like, even though it's not Monday)

Chapter 50

After morning reading, Su Mumu called Chen Yuxuan to the back of the classroom.

"I know your computer was confiscated, but don't be sad, there's something even worse I have to tell you."

After she finished speaking, Su Mumu watched Chen Yuxuan's face go from sad to a little better and then back to completely dark.

"Pfft, why is your face so dark?" Su Mumu patted Chen Yuxuan's shoulder. "Yeah, I know the girl you were duo-queuing with. Her ID is Linxia Yunhai, right? She's a guy."

Chen Yuxuan, standing in front of Su Mumu, stared wide-eyed, looking utterly incredulous and pitiful.

"I know you won't believe me, but I know him. We met at a comic convention. He was the one who went with me to that comic convention in S City last time. I didn't know he had this kind of hobby."

"Hey, don't be angry. I'll teach him a lesson for you. Your computer got confiscated anyway, so focus on your studies. Senior year is a tough year, you need to work hard. As for that jerk, I'll make him pay the price."

After arriving at the back row, Chen Yuxuan didn't say a word. Now he was speechless and could only walk back to his seat alone in a desolate manner.

Xiang Yangxuan, standing next to him, looked incredulous. "Brother Mu, are you serious?"

"Of course, why would I lie to you? I'm just trying to get him to stop his losses and prevent him from getting too addicted. But that guy really went too far. He tried to flirt with people and then tried to scam me online. How should we punish him?"

Su Mumu frowned in thought. She felt that no matter what punishment she gave Lin Xiujun, that pervert would not stop. At present, there seemed to be no good way to deal with Lin Xiujun.

"Brother Mu, I have a good idea!" Xiang Yangxuan suddenly said.

"Oh? I can't do anything about that pervert, what can you do about him?" Su Mumu looked at Xiang Yangxuan, hoping he could offer some good suggestions.

The two began to plot.

"Great! I knew it! Xiao Yang, you're smart! If you really study hard, you won't be any worse than me!" Su Mumu was overjoyed to have gotten such a brilliant method from Xiang Yangxuan.

"As a reward, I'll prepare a bento for you tomorrow! You can thank me!"

It's worth noting that while Su Mumu's culinary skills might not reach the level of a Michelin-starred chef, her meticulously prepared bento boxes were absolutely superb compared to the school's mass-produced meals! However, due to limited resources, Su Mumu rarely made bento boxes herself; she and the two students from the next dorm mostly ate them. This meant that in Class 7 of the third year of high school, Su Mumu's bento boxes were like a treasure—everyone had heard of them, but very few had actually seen them.

Xiang Yangxuan was overjoyed when he heard the news. After all, Su Mumu had moved out of the dormitory, and even the special snacks that Mu Ge used to make were no longer available. Now that he could finally eat them again, how could he not be happy!

Xiang Yangxuan left happily, while Su Mumu pondered how to improve the plan.

"Forget about the plan. Let's just go home and have Brother Mihan tie him up. We don't need any plans anymore."

After thinking for a while, Su Mumu decided to take a hard line and ignore everything else.

"Su Mu, who are you going to tie up?" The teacher, who had just walked in, looked at Su Mumu, who was jumping up excitedly, and asked in a deep voice.

It was only then that Su Mumu realized that class had started. All the other students were sitting quietly in their seats, but she stood up excitedly by herself.

"Ah, that, help, yes, I mean help Xiang Yangxuan improve his grades. He's going to take the college entrance exam soon, so let's help each other work hard, hehehe."

"Oh, that's a good thing. Then please help Xiang Yangxuan improve his score by twenty points, okay? Next time, one of you two must improve your score by twenty points, or you'll both sit in the front row next time, understand?" The teacher's voice gradually became authoritative, with a hint of anger.

Given the situation, Su Mumu naturally had no choice but to accept her teacher's conditions.

A beautiful morning vanished after the teacher said those words, and Su Mumu spent the rest of the morning complaining to Chen Yuxuan.

"I was trying to avenge you, but I'm the one who suffers. It's so tragic, sob sob."

But whenever Chen Yuxuan tried to comfort Su Mumu, Su Mumu would always tell him the truth to hurt him.

"Waaaaah, Xiao Xuanzi, you're even worse off. Not only did you lose your computer, but your online boyfriend is also a guy, waaaaah."

Although Chen Yuxuan did not comfort Su Mumu, Su Mumu was indeed comforted by him.

Although Su Mumu could skip evening self-study and go home for dinner, she still had to eat lunch at school. Since the cafeteria only had the first and second floors open, it was impossible to eat noodles at midday. So, Su Mumu joined her three roommates at a table on the second floor for the first time in a long time.

"What do you all want to eat? It's been a long time since we've all gotten together, so I'll treat you!" Su Mumu, having latched onto Qin Feng, was brimming with confidence as she offered to treat everyone.

The other three knew that Su Mumu was rich, so they didn't stand on ceremony and ordered some similar dishes. The four of them ordered a total of six dishes, which cost them just over thirty yuan. It was a pretty good meal at school.

"Brother Mu, you know Yunjiang, right? She's the one I play games with." During dinner, Chen Yuxuan suddenly asked about Su Mumu.

"Yeah, and you're still calling her Yun-chan? You know she's a guy, why are you calling her so intimately? Did you awaken some weird fetish?" Su Mumu's smile was almost perverted.

"No, I just wanted to ask for his contact information." Chen Yuxuan lowered his head.

"You're not still thinking about him, are you? I'll tell you the truth, he's gay, and he's the bottom. I know his partner too, a big, strong guy who's over 1.9 meters tall, and I heard he's a retired soldier." Since the parties involved weren't around, Su Mumu could make up any connection between Lin Xiuyun and Mi Han.

After hearing Su Mumu's words, Chen Yuxuan fell silent, and the other two also looked a little ugly. However, Su Mumu didn't think there was anything outrageous about it, after all, this was her ultimate goal.

However, the atmosphere at the dinner table was indeed a bit dull, with only Su Mumu chatting away while the other three people responded in a disjointed manner.

"Don't you guys look down on homosexuals?" Su Mumu finally asked this question as she was about to leave.

"I wouldn't say I look down on them, it's just that something I never really understood before happened to someone I know, and I'm a little unsure how to view it. The thought of dating a guy like that is a bit hard to accept. But I definitely don't look down on them..."

“That’s right, I can understand!” Su Mumu interrupted Xiang Yangxuan before he could finish speaking, then picked up her bowl and left, walking ahead alone, trying to hide the loneliness in her heart.

(Updates may become three times every two days in the future, but that's uncertain for now. Today, it's still two updates.)

Chapter 51

After school, Su Mumu went inside, put down her schoolbag, and ran to knock on the door of room 203.

"Lin Xiujun, open the door for me!"

The door opened quickly, and Lin Xiuyun stood behind it with a smile, "Mumu, come here..."

Before she could finish speaking, Su Mumu slapped Lin Xiuyun across the face. "Brother Mihan, tie him up for me. I'm going to kill him!"

Su Mumu's voice attracted Mi Han, who was working, and also drew Qin Feng from room 201.

"What's going on? Why did he give Lin Xiujun a beating as soon as he got home?" Qin Feng stood by watching the commotion.

"Qin Feng, you can come too, but find me a rope and tie this guy up. He made me get a good scolding from the teacher!" Su Mumu naturally knew how to get Qin Feng to cooperate.

Upon hearing this, Qin Feng could no longer stand by and watch the excitement. He called to Mi Han, and together they lifted the terrified Lin Xiuyun and threw her onto the sofa in room 201.

"What are you trying to do? How did I hurt you?" Lin Xiuyun's hands were held down by Mi Han and her feet were held down by Qin Feng. She could only twist her body and struggle.

"How dare you ask? Were you playing games until the wee hours of the morning again yesterday? And you even used a fake voice to lie to people?" Su Mumu looked at Lin Xiujun, who was struggling, and her anger kept rising.

"Let me explain, Mu Mu. I really didn't want to sleep with Mi Han. I was just thinking of playing some games, and then I found that person from last time was online, so I invited him to play together, right?" Lin Xiuyun stopped struggling and explained.

"A high school senior is playing games with you until 2 AM? Don't you want to study? I caught you trying to scam her online last time, and you still dare to do this? You like pretending to be a girl, huh? I'll let you pretend to your heart's content! Tell me your suitcase combination!"

Lin Xiuyun panicked as soon as she heard about the suitcase, "No, you absolutely can't tell them!"

"Heh, so there are some shameful clothes inside, huh?" Su Mumu looked at Mi Han. "Brother Mi Han, you should know how to open this kind of suitcase, right?"

Lin Xiuyun looked up and saw Mi Han nod. She panicked instantly. "No! Please, Mu Mu, please let me go this time!"

"No, you've been causing such a ruckus these past few days, how can I not punish you? Don't worry, I've seen it all, I won't laugh at you." Su Mumu smiled at Lin Xiujun, but she looked extremely creepy.

Lin Xiuyun watched as Mi Han slowly pried open the combination lock on the suitcase with tools, struggling but being held down by Qin Feng and Su Mumu.

Soon after, Mi Han opened the first box and came back to take Su Mumu's hand and press it against Lin Xiujun. Su Mumu then went to see what kind of shady things were in Lin Xiujun's box.

When the box was opened, the contents were beyond Su Mumu's expectations.