I don't want to be your wife.

"Goddess Mu Mu, her reputation isn't bad, so why is Mu Mu so listless?" Lin Xiujun asked, puzzled.

"No, if she has a good reputation among the boys, she will usually be envied by the girls, especially those so-called school beauties. If they see someone prettier than them, they will definitely try to harm Su Mumu!" Lin Xiujun felt that he had grasped the point, so he prepared to get up and find a place where girls gathered.

"Hey Chao, that girl's gone, aren't you going to go after her?" The basketball player got anxious when he saw Lin Xiujun about to leave.

"Why don't you go? Maybe you're too scared to ask me to try?" The other person was also anxious, but knew that it was not a good idea for him to be cannon fodder.

While the two were still struggling, Lin Xiuyun quickly left the stadium.

"Luckily I ran fast, otherwise I'd probably have to go through it all again." Lin Xiuyun recalled the last experience, which was both painful and embarrassing.

The question now is, where do girls usually gather? As a boy, Lin Xiuyun had no idea.

However, girls don't chat as loudly as boys, and Lin Xiuyun had heard that a four-person dorm room for girls could have five group chats. She felt that it might be difficult for the girls to find out the information she wanted.

"Never mind, let's go find those pretty girls first. Generally speaking, school beauties and class beauties are more hostile towards pretty girls."

Lin Xiuyun began searching the playground, passing by every girl she considered pretty to eavesdrop on their conversations.

Group chat.

Group admin: @All members, Mu Mu's post has been approved. Please inform your classmates and those who can follow her, so we can give Goddess Mu Mu a surprise at the annual party!

The annual meeting is a special occasion for No. 1 Middle School.

Every year, the extra classes at No. 1 Middle School end the day before the Lunar New Year. Then, on the day of the Lunar New Year, the school holds a full-day celebration, a grand festival that combines a Japanese-style school festival with a Chinese-style evening party.

During the day, the school will be transformed into a pedestrian street, where all students can set up stalls anywhere, as long as they report to the student council and address any safety concerns. Even BBQs on the playground are permitted.

The night is a time of revelry. The party starts at eight o'clock and the closing ceremony usually lasts until close to midnight. After the party, many people go to internet cafes to stay up all night.

The day of the annual meeting is the last day the school gives its graduating seniors a chance to have fun, and it's also a day for first-year students to experience the school culture. After the New Year, everyone will have to get back into study mode.

Vice President Lin: Yay! How can you be so sure that Mu Mu will definitely come?

Group admin: That's my business, I'll make sure!

Class 7, Grade 12: Received, task guaranteed!

Class 27 Leader: Received, task guaranteed!

……

In the student council office, a stunningly beautiful young woman looked at the replies in the group chat, then switched to her phone's home screen, where the background showed Su Mumu being held by Qin Feng.

Su Mumu, nestled in Qin Feng's arms, still had tear stains on her face. Her eyes were red from crying, one of her open eyes had a pinkish pupil, and her little mouth and the stray hairs fluttering in the wind made her look incredibly cute.

"Mumu is so cute! I really want to rub her cheeks!" The girl's maternal instincts overflowed as she looked at the homepage. "I want to, I want to protect the best Mumu. Don't worry, Mumu, if you want to be with this guy, I will definitely protect you!"

At the same time, Lin Xiuyun was stopped on the playground.

"Tell me, what's your purpose in coming here to spy?" A girl who was also quite pretty blocked Lin Xiuyun's way, while the others blocked her retreat and surrounded her.

"No, really not!" Lin Xiuyun tried to deny it, but her actions were too obvious and she was caught red-handed.

"Sisters, Mu Mu's matter cannot be spread. Now, this person of unknown origin is wearing the school uniform of No. 1 High School and is holding something big. We don't need to say what his background is, right?" The girl who was blocking Lin Xiuyun spoke up, directly exposing Lin Xiuyun's identity.

“Indeed, Lin Yuting, I think she’s a teacher or someone from another school. Although I haven’t heard much, whether it’s spreading rumors or causing a stir… we can’t let her get away!” said one of the girls who were surrounding them.

"Oh, teacher, it's a pity you heard something you shouldn't have heard. From today onwards, you only have two choices: either resign and come to my house as a nanny, and I'll keep an eye on you, or come to the school as a tutor, and I'll watch over you. Choose one."

The girl named Lin Yuting held up two fingers, giving Lin Xiujun a choice.

"Actually, do you believe me? I even have cosplay photos on my phone~" Left with no other choice, Lin Xiuyun could only use her ultimate move to save her life. Since she already called Mu Mu Goddess, she couldn't be punished like this, could she?

Although she shouldn't be drowned, having a maid or a tutor will cause her to miss too many classes and have to repeat the course!

"A friend of Goddess Mu Mu? If you don't believe me, show me the evidence. Where are the photos?" Lin Yuting didn't simply believe Lin Xiuyun's words and reached out to Lin Xiuyun to ask for evidence.

"Here, here, they're all in the album, in the Mu Mu category." Lin Xiuyun quickly took out her phone, unlocked it, and took out photos of her previous cosplays.

"This is, this is, this is!" Lin Yuting flipped through the photos one by one, seeing familiar and unfamiliar anime characters, which excited her greatly, even though she only had one photo that had been deliberately blurred.

"I believe it, I believe it! Send me all these photos! Hurry!" Lin Yuting's excitement startled Lin Xiujun. These were just ordinary photos; there were some more explicit ones that had been secretly taken and weren't even in this folder.

As soon as Lin Yuting received the photos, she opened the QQ private chat window, found the nickname "Song, the Campus Belle," and sent several photos to her.

"Ding ding ding!" A reply came soon after, but Lin Yuting couldn't see it at all. The other party was typing non-stop, as if spamming the screen.

Lin Yuting glanced at a few of the questions, which mostly asked where the photos came from. So, Lin Yuting calmly made a phone call, and the call was answered instantly.

"Tell me, how did you get here?"

The girl's voice carried a hint of excitement, obsession, and even a slightly morbid threat.

Chapter 104 The Truth at School

"Come here, we'll wait for you at the cafeteria entrance and explain." The call was abruptly ended before the words were even finished.

Lin Yuting crossed her arms and looked at Lin Xiujun, "Let's go, to the cafeteria, let's see how our school beauty Song deals with you~"

Upon hearing Lin Yuting's words, Lin Xiujun felt a chill run down his spine.

What am I going to do? She's the school beauty! She's the school beauty! The kind of rich heiress from a novel who's incredibly wealthy, but in school she can't compare to Su Mumu in anything. Now she wants to harm Su Mumu, and she's starting with me!

Lin Xiuyun's consciousness instantly flew across half the city to the riverbank. He seemed to have already foreseen that he would be tied up with stones and thrown into the river.

"No! Actually, I'm not familiar with Su Mumu at all, really not familiar with her. Don't get me into this mess!" Seeing this, Lin Xiuyun couldn't help but feel a surge of emotion and immediately distanced himself from Su Mumu.

"Oh? Where did you get these photos?" Lin Yuting waved her phone in front of Lin Xiujun.

"It was taken secretly, yes, it was taken secretly. I, I'm a pervert. This was taken when I was following Su Mumu. Not only that, I can also join you in dealing with Su Mumu."

I'm sorry, Mu Mu. To save my life, I have no choice but to endure this for a while. Believe me, I will definitely save you!

Lin Xiuyun outwardly admits defeat, but her inner thoughts are quite complex.

"Oh, a pervert, huh? Then we definitely need to let that guy surnamed Song see him. Sisters, take him away!"

Lin Yuting waved her hand and led Lin Xiujun to the cafeteria.

"No, please don't!" Lin Xiuyun struggled weakly, but it was obviously to no avail.

Before even reaching the cafeteria, Lin Yuting spotted someone pacing in circles at the cafeteria entrance.

"Hey! Over here!" Lin Yuting waved to the figure.

Upon seeing the girl running towards him, Lin Xiuyun knew that she was the school beauty.

Unlike Su Mumu, Song Jiuyao's beauty leans more towards that of a pure young girl, the kind of beauty that's like a white moonlight. But it has to be said that she looks even prettier than Su Mumu without makeup.

"No way, her looks are just as good as Mu Mu's. I thought she'd be a heavily made-up delinquent. Besides, they're completely different types. It doesn't seem like she has any reason to hurt Mu Mu." Lin Xiuyun thought, but the anger in the eyes of the girl rushing over interrupted Lin Xiuyun's thoughts.

What on earth did Mumu get into? Even her friend is so angry. Does Mumu have so many enemies at school? Waaaa, poor Mumu! And...

"Help!"

Lin Xiuyun frantically tried to break free from the three girls who were holding her, but being outnumbered prevented her from succeeding, and she could only watch as Song Jiuyao approached step by step.

"Where did the photo come from?!" Song Jiuyao walked over and stood opposite Lin Yuting.

"I'm so angry that I wasn't the first to see this!"

Lin Xiuyun saw the girl running towards him, her hands folded in front of her chest, her legs together as she squatted down.

"Could it be that my faith in Goddess Mu Mu is not devout enough? Mu Clan!"

Lin Xiuyun was stunned by the strange scene.

"What's going on?" Lin Xiuyun, who had stopped struggling, looked at Lin Yuting.

"Well, why don't you introduce yourself first, let her hear it before I explain to you?" Lin Yuting tossed Lin Xiujun to Song Jiuyao.

Then he turned to look at Song Jiuyao, who was squatting down, and pointed at Lin Xiujun, "Ask her yourself. She got the photos from you. She keeps saying she's Su Mu's friend and then she says she's a pervert. You decide for yourself."

Su Mu? Before Lin Xiuyun could even think about it, Song Jiuyao looked over at the name.

"Who are you?" Song Jiuyao asked Lin Xiujun with a cold expression on her face, a stark contrast to her gentle and charming demeanor.

"I, my name is Lin Xiuyun, I am, I am Su Mumu's friend..." Lin Xiuyun stammered, not knowing what the girl in front of him wanted to do.

"Friend, how can you prove it? Do you have any evidence?" Song Jiuyao's face showed a hint of inquiry.

“Yes, yes.” Lin Xiuyun took out her phone. “Look, this is a photo we took at a comic convention before.”

When Song Jiuyao saw the photos on her phone, her breath caught in her throat once again.

"Send me a copy!" A moment later, she grabbed Lin Xiujun's hand, her eyes pleading.

"Okay, okay! Don't cry." Seeing the tears about to fall from the girl's eyes, Lin Xiuyun panicked.

After finally calming Song Jiuyao down, Lin Xiuyun cautiously asked Lin Yuting, "What's going on here?"

"You're probably not from this school, are you?" Lin Yuting looked at Lin Xiujun's school uniform. "Otherwise, how could you not even know this?"

"Well, hahaha, it's alright, it's alright, let's talk about the situation first." Lin Xiuyun laughed awkwardly twice to change the subject.

“Our school beauty is this one.” Lin Yuting pointed to Song Jiuyao, who was hugging her phone and touching it.

"She's famous at No. 1 Middle School, initially because of her beauty. Rumors even said she was the daughter of a wealthy family, but that wasn't confirmed. Just being pretty wouldn't have been enough to bring her such fame, but later—"

After a minor incident, her true colors were revealed.

A seasoned fujoshi (female fan of BL), a lolicon/shota fetishist, a pure love warrior, a veteran of the "Zu'an" (a popular online community in Taiwan) game... and many more strange and unusual circles, she's involved in them all.

Lin Yuting counted on her fingers the strange things about Song Jiuyao, and finally looked at Song Jiuyao herself with a puzzled expression.

"But you're talking about her being in the entertainment circle, she's not obsessed with it, and she gets along well with everyone. Even if you don't agree with her, she won't argue with you. Plus, she's beautiful, making her a unique sight at the school."

She is a kind and gentle person, but she is not morally blackmailed, nor does she blackmail others. She serves as student council president while also excelling academically, making her very popular at the school.

After explaining, Lin Yuting looked at Lin Xiujun and asked, "Do you understand now?"

Lin Xiujun was still completely confused. What did all this have to do with Mu Mu?

"Can't you understand this? Are you stupid?" Lin Yuting said with disdain. "Didn't I tell you? She's a fujoshi, a lolicon, a shota enthusiast. Look at Su Mu, he used to play basketball and soccer, he was still a teenager, but that day when he was taken away—"

Their thoughts seemed to drift back to that day, the day they truly met Su Mu.

"Su Mu has gotten shorter, his face has become younger, and his hair has grown longer. He looks like a shota in men's clothing and a loli in women's clothing. What's more, the two of them are so sweet!"

Song Jiuyao's voice came through, every word filled with excitement.

No, Lin Xiuyun still didn't understand. What was Su Mu's situation? Wasn't it Su Mumu? Also, was it a boy before? That's not right, this doesn't match her understanding.

"So, you're on Mu Mu's side?" Lin Xiuyun didn't ask these questions at first; she felt this was the key point.

"That's right, after all, the president asked everyone for help, and Su Mu is so cute, isn't she? So we set up the Mu Mu Goddess Fan Club to give Su Mu a surprise at the annual meeting, and we even asked all the students in the school to keep it a secret," Lin Yuting explained with a smile.

Chapter 105 Lin Xiuyun, the Inside Agent

Lin Xiujun roughly understood. Although she still didn't know the exact situation of Su Mu and Su Mumu, most people in the school probably didn't have any ill intentions towards Mumu.

"But why did Mu Mu stay home and isolate herself for a week?" Although she asked many strange questions, Lin Xiuyun did not forget her purpose.

"Are you really Su Mu's friend? How come you don't even know that?" Lin Yuting's face showed obvious suspicion.

"Yes, neither Qin Feng nor Mi Han would tell me, and Mu Mu didn't want to bother her, so I had no choice but to come to the school to ask." Lin Xiuyun waved her hand helplessly.

"It's all that bastard Xiang Yangxuan's fault. If Goddess Mu Mu hadn't yet said how to deal with him, I would have already made him disappear from this world." Song Jiuyao made a grabbing motion with her right hand, then suddenly gripped it tightly as if she were snapping someone's neck.

"Hiss!" Lin Xiujun sensed a strong malice emanating from the area.

Lin Yuting then recounted in detail to Lin Xiujun what Xiang Yangxuan's father had done.

"Is this person really that annoying?" Lin Xiujun was also extremely displeased with Xiang Yangxuan's father after hearing his attitude. After all, even putting aside Su Mumu, cosplay was one of her hobbies.

"Yes, there's also a recording. This is what Mu Mu said back then, and the second one is what Yang Xuan's father said to insult Su Mu." Lin Yuting transferred two files to Lin Xiujun's phone.

Lin Xiuyun curiously clicked on the first document, wanting to hear what Su Mumu had said that left Qin Feng feeling helpless.

"I love Qin Feng! I love Qin Feng so much! I want to get close to him, hug him, stick to him, and become one with him! I only want him in this life! Qin Feng is my one and only!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Xiuyun despairingly paused the recording. Firstly, she already knew why things had come to this, and secondly...

"Even if I know I have no hope, you shouldn't be so harsh on me, waaaaah, my Mumu, is this some kind of cruel treatment for a loser?"

Lin Xiujun sadly exited the interface, wiped away her tears, and looked at Lin Yuting and the others, "I understand, is there anything I can do?"

"It should be fine. You just need to make sure you don't tell Su Mu about our plans. If you can't, you can come to my house as a maid. The pay is pretty good~" Lin Yuting's words didn't sound like she was lying.

"Never mind, I can keep it a secret." Lin Xiuyun refused their offer. "Then I'll be going?"

Lin Xiuyun stood up, dusted herself off, and pointed to the back door.

"You should go back first. Tomorrow I will visit Su Mu in my capacity as student council president. You can be there randomly..." Song Jiuyao looked at Lin Xiujun and paused for a moment.

"Forget it, you'd better not be here. I'm afraid you'll mess things up with your IQ."