I don't want to be your wife.
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For some reason, Su Mumu felt ashamed of the scene, but she couldn't explain why.
Are you just planning to go to sleep?
Qin Feng was sleepy, but Su Mumu woke him up again, so he probably won't be able to fall asleep for a while.
"No, it's just that I wanted to lie down for a while."
For some reason, Su Mumu subconsciously went to bed, but after what had just happened, Su Mumu was still quite excited and couldn't fall asleep until she calmed down.
"Let's play some games then. I think I have all these things in my room."
Although I'm indifferent to games in this life, I bought quite a few before the accident in my previous life, so I guess they're still usable?
Qin Feng opened his locker and rummaged through it for a long time before finally finding his "treasure".
Qin Feng bought this from overseas when Sony launched the PS4, and the Chinese version wasn't released until 2015!
"Mumu, come look at my PS4. Let me tell you, back in the day, countless people couldn't even get their hands on this set."
Su Mumu frowned as she looked at the PS4 in Qin Feng's hand, which was covered in so much dust that it was almost unrecognizable.
"Are you sure this thing can still be turned on? Even if it can, is it still usable?"
Qin Feng was unsure. Although it was in a box, the PS4 inside clearly showed signs of age.
"Give it a try, you can never lose by trying. If it doesn't work, I have other things to play with."
Qin Feng took out a Hasee K620 computer and a case he had assembled himself.
"An i7 processor and a 760 graphics card, and this case even houses the 690, which is known as a tactical core graphics card. Tell me, isn't that powerful!"
Qin Feng's face was full of pride, and Su Mumu didn't want to discourage him.
"Hey kid from 2014, come check your PS4, it's flickering as soon as you turn it on."
The TV screen flashed differently on the PS4 and the original TV screen, and Su Mumu, who had just climbed out of bed, thought that it would be difficult to play games today.
Chapter 154 Su Mumu is not as important as 690.
Thanks to Qin Feng's efforts, the PS4's situation finally stabilized; the TV went completely dark, and the original picture disappeared.
"Alright, now take out your tactical nuclear graphics card and choose which carrier battle group to destroy."
Su Mumu pushed the controller in front of Qin Feng, then looked at the old PS4. Although she knew Qin Feng was useless, this was still too low-class!
"Mu Mu, don't even try! I can't even fix this, how could you girls possibly... WTF!"
Right under Qin Feng's nose, Su Mumu took out a small screwdriver, opened the back cover of the PS4, picked up an unknown small tool, fiddled with it back and forth, and finally cut a section of the wire and reconnected it.
And just like that, the TV screen lit up.
"Hmm, it's fine now. I guess the wire got chewed through by a mouse. Luckily, I learned a little bit of technical skills from my dad. Why are you looking at me like that?"
Qin Feng couldn't speak, so he could only silently hand the controller to Su Mumu.
"It's okay, it's okay, you play first, I'll go tinker with my 690."
It doesn't matter, she'll be my wife eventually anyway. The more capable she is, the more capable I seem, sob sob sob.
Qin Feng had no idea where Su Mumu had found the tools, nor did he know how Su Mumu knew them all. In short, it made him feel utterly useless.
Su Mumu glanced at Qin Feng. Although she didn't understand, some people just liked old graphics cards. Su Mumu didn't mind; it would be perfect if she could play by herself.
"Let's begin! Uncle, please pray that my PS4 won't have any more problems!"
As the boot animation ended once again, Su Mumu quickly checked Qin Feng's game library and other games.
"Bloodborne, FF14, and Second Son are all old games from seven or eight years ago, but they're still worth playing. How about we browse the shops?"
With a mix of trepidation and excitement, Su Mumu opened the PSN store.
"It absolutely has to be useful!"
Fortunately, the PS4 already had an account logged in and hadn't been taken offline after nearly a decade of abuse; entering the store only took a moment and was successful.
"Qin Feng, come and pay the bill!"
At this moment, Su Mumu finally thought of Qin Feng, whom she had been studying so painstakingly.
"Horizon Zero Dawn, The Witcher 3, NieR: Quest for the Moon, Metal Gear Solid, I want to buy them all, what should I do?"
Although some of these are available on Su Mumu's PS5 and some are available on Steam, none of them are here!
"Buy, buy, buy! If I can't do anything else, I can certainly pay for it! Buy whatever you want!"
Qin Feng gave up on himself and decided he'd rather be a paid tool for a life sentence.
"Thank you!" Su Mumu gave Qin Feng a gentle hug. "This is my reward!"
"Hey!"
Although it was just a gentle hug, Qin Feng was immediately moved.
"So, so I knew it, Mu Mu wouldn't..."
"I'll have to rely on you to pay next time!"
"I think I'll go study aircraft carriers instead. Women are all liars, sob sob sob."
Qin Feng wiped away his tears and walked to his old computer case, but unexpectedly Su Mumu handed him a controller.
"A Way Out, let's escape from prison together, wanna come?"
Su Mumu's smile dispelled all of Qin Feng's disappointment. Sure enough, Su Mumu was different.
But Qin Feng was wrong.
As we all know, the only purpose of two-player cooperative games is to transform the situation from online interaction to offline brawls.
This isn't a matter of tacit understanding.
But when you play games together, some people might not be human; they might turn into dogs.
Su Mumu loved watching Qin Feng deliberately make mistakes, only to fail to salvage the situation, and then Qin Feng would comfort himself and try again.
I feel a little bad for Qin Feng, but it's really hilarious, hahaha!
If Su Mumu hadn't been so good at controlling her expressions, she would have burst out laughing.
When they were working together to ambush the police, Su Mumu would always be a little faster or slower. When jumping off the cliff, Su Mumu's Y-shaped movement never completed a full circle, so Qin Feng always had to control both characters.
"How about we go and tinker with my 690 instead? I don't really think this game is that fun."
Two hours later, Qin Feng finally couldn't hold on any longer.
"Alright, alright, you go and tinker with it first, I'll play with Tsushima Island, call me when you're done."
Su Mumu was unwilling to torment Qin Feng any longer; if this continued, the child would go crazy.
As soon as Qin Feng left, Su Mumu began to show off her superb gaming skills, leaving Qin Feng completely stunned.
Qin Feng then remembered that when they first met, and when Su Mumu was withdrawn at home, Su Mumu was very good at playing games!
"Su Mumu! Are you making fun of me?!"
Su Mumu couldn't outrun Qin Feng and was caught on the spot, pinned down.
"I'm sorry, I was wrong. I just wanted to play around. You'll forgive me, right, Brother Qin Feng? Mu Mu won't do it again next time~"
Normally, Qin Feng might have let it go, but he was furious and felt it necessary to punish this scoundrel Mu Mu properly.
"Ha, you want to forgive? Too late! Just wait to suffer!"
Qin Feng's hands reached towards Su Mumu's armpits and side waist, and then began the most terrifying punishment in human history—
I feel an itch.
"No, Qin Feng, really no! Don't come any closer! I really... haha ...
Today's Qin Feng is not the Qin Feng who shows mercy to women. Su Mumu's resistance is completely ineffective; she can only resist haphazardly, but it's useless.
Five minutes later, Qin Feng's strength gradually decreased, and Su Mumu seized the opportunity to escape.
"You just wait, I'm going to tell Grandma tomorrow! All you do is bully me!"
Su Mumu's face was flushed, her clothes were disheveled, and her snow-white thighs and lower abdomen were exposed under her bathrobe. There were also red marks on her stomach left by Qin Feng's tickling.
"Go ahead and sue me, I've had my fun anyway. And Mu Mu, you're really horny right now, I love it."
Qin Feng's deliberately lowered voice rang in Su Mumu's ear, and Su Mumu blushed again. She picked up the controller and threw it at Qin Feng, but Qin Feng caught it.
"Will you dare to do such bad things again?"
"Tch," Su Mumu scoffed, but forced by circumstances, she could only shake her head.
"Alright, now go and set up the computer case for me, and then we'll play the game seriously, understand?"
Su Mumu glanced at Qin Feng with disdain and said scornfully:
"If you're not thinking about making some suggestive requests at this time, and you're still thinking about your damn 690, you deserve to be single forever."
She couldn't even compare to a 690, and Su Mumu began to believe those guys online who would give up their partners for a 3090.
Qin Feng was completely bewildered. No, you said you didn't want to be lewd, and you said you wanted to be lewd, so what am I supposed to do?
Is that a sudden, hard stop? Won't that cause impotence?
Qin Feng: I don't understand, but I'm deeply shocked.
Chapter 155 The Tragedy Brought by the Girl Near the Moon
Opening Qin Feng's computer case, the state of the interior was so appalling that saying it was "too bad to look at" would be an understatement.
"Maybe we shouldn't use it anymore. This thing might not be something I can fix."
The silver-white Samsung SAT-2 SSD has detached and is covered in yellowish stains. The heatsink appears to be water-cooled, but the water tank looks...
Su Mumu decided to pin her hopes on Shenzhou; the 690 should be used to deal with the aircraft carrier, not her.
"Oh, even Mu Mu can't do it? I was actually looking forward to it."
Qin Feng's disappointed voice rang out, and Su Mumu couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat on her forehead.
Even a professional would probably need to replace quite a few parts with this, let alone someone like me who has only studied it a little.
"Bring the notebook over here, let me see if it's useful."
The Shenzhou brand is not commonly seen on the market now, and Su Mumu has never seen anyone buy the Ares series. It's quite remarkable that Qin Feng was able to find something so old.
"The wiring is fine, and the parts look okay, so let's turn it on and try it out."
With trepidation, the two of them pressed the power button once again.
Soon, the screen lit up, and the two became happy.
"Thankfully, it wasn't pre-installed with Linux, which saved me a lot of work."
Seeing the Windows 7 startup screen, Su Mumu finally felt relieved. The computer then spun for a long time before finally booting up successfully.
360 PC Manager: Your computer boots up in 7 minutes and 11 seconds, faster than 94% of computers worldwide.
Seeing the familiar ad in the lower right corner of her desktop, Su Mumu clicked on it with lightning speed.
"As expected of something from eight years ago, it's understandable, it's understandable."
"Let's see what we want to play. I'll go find you a keyboard first."
After saying that, Qin Feng ran to the cabinet again to search.
Hearthstone, Overwatch, Warcraft, Dota, and League of Legends—one after another, these old games appeared before Su Mumu's eyes. These were games that existed a long time ago.
"Unfortunately, I haven't played most of them, and they'll probably need countless updates anyway. I'd better look for other games."
Su Mumu began searching Qin Feng's app list, trying to find the little secrets he was hiding. Boys, you know, always have some weird stuff on their computers, those who know, know.
"Near Moon 1, Near Moon 2? Impossible, this is Qin Feng's computer, it can't be, it must be some kind of pornographic film, he changed it like this to hide it."
(Note: The etiquette of a girl near the moon, a famous crossdressing visual novel, highly recommended by the author!)
With trembling hands, Su Mumu opened the app that Qin Feng had hidden.
The computer music wasn't turned off, and a familiar song quickly came on.
"Mumu, what are you playing? Have I played this before? The music sounds so familiar."
Qin Feng did not hear Su Mumu's response, but he saw the screen on the computer.
"What game is this again? It's called 'The Etiquette of the Maiden Near the Moon.' I think I used to play it a lot, but I can't remember it right now?"
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