I don't want to be your wife.
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"Ugh, stop talking! My head hurts, my head hurts, my head hurts!"
Seeing that Su Mumu was shameless, Lin Xiuyun had no choice but to be shameless in return.
"I just like it, so what!"
The two girls started playfully fighting again, and soon they both burst into laughter.
"Actually, I can hardly believe it myself that I would actually fall for Qin Feng. I clearly like girls. Aren't girls more appealing? Why would I like a man?"
"Tch, what's the use of regretting it now? If I had known what kind of person you were, Mu Mu, I would have kidnapped you and taken you home two years ago!"
The two lay on their backs on the big bed, panting heavily. They were indeed tired after making such a fuss so early in the morning.
Whether you like it or not, it's such a profound truth.
Being together makes you happy, being apart makes you worry, you think about each other and want to get closer to each other—isn't that enough?
"I'm hungry. What time is it?"
"Hmm, you woke up at eleven o'clock, it's probably past twelve now."
"Huh? It's already noon!"
Su Mumu touched her phone in disbelief; the time displayed was already one o'clock.
"Oh, it's already one o'clock. Looks like I estimated it too early."
"How can you be so calm? It's already noon!"
"Huh? Why aren't you calm?"
Compared to Su Mumu, Lin Xiujun was much calmer and even wanted to sleep a little longer.
"What's up with you today? Why are you up so early if it's not 8 AM? Wouldn't it be better to just laze around?"
"But! Today..."
"No buts. Only high school students think about going to bed early and waking up early. Even college students know that giving up is the best strategy."
Lin Xiuyun felt that all he needed now was a cigarette, and with his attitude, he was definitely living a carefree life.
"But Qin Feng said it would be fried dough sticks and soy milk for breakfast today, it's such a pity we didn't get to eat it..."
Damn, I should never have believed you were a good student.
Lin Xiuyun dropped the cigarette in her hand to the ground, and then kicked it a few more times.
Fried dough sticks and soy milk are everywhere on the street, is it really necessary?
"I'm going to wash up. I'm going to the kitchen now; maybe there will be some leftovers. I'm hungry."
Lin Xiujun thought for a moment and decided to lie down and play on her phone. After all, it's normal for college students to have one meal a day.
While Su Mumu and Lin Xiuyun were playing around, Qin Feng had already discussed things with his father-in-law. With the annual meeting of No. 1 Middle School approaching, they had finally completed almost all the preparations.
"Finding a partner is so hard. If Mu Mu hadn't come into my life, I might have chosen to stay single forever."
Back in the car, Qin Feng decided not to go home; he didn't want to be seen looking so tired and it would be difficult to explain to Su Mumu.
"It's already amazing that Mu Mu fell from the sky, but the old man isn't going to send you wives every day, wow!"
The car had just started moving when two Russian girls fell from the sky and were thrown several meters away by Mi Han.
Holy crap, is this another wife falling from the sky?
"Quickly go down and save them! Call 120! You hit someone!"
Qin Feng pushed the door open first, and only then did Mi Han realize that this didn't seem to be about losing his wife, but rather about losing him to jail!
Chapter 161 Ilulu's Return
Ilulu is finally back.
But before they could even breathe in the air of peace, they were blown away by Mi Han.
With Ino by her side, the two of them trekked through the desert until they finally found an oasis, but they continued to flee, evading the pursuit of mercenaries.
"Damn it, it seems the other side paid a heavy price this time. After running for so long, we can finally go back."
After replenishing enough energy for long-distance travel, Ilulu set her coordinates to P City. She didn't have the energy for precise location, so she could only hope that she wouldn't be too unlucky.
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"Is this the embrace of the Mother Goddess?"
In the operating room, having overcome the effects of the anesthesia, Ilulu struggled to open her eyes under the light, but was immediately struck by a sharp pain.
Ilulu's expression instantly contorted, but her body was still beyond her control. However, the doctor had already noticed Ilulu's abnormality.
"Anesthesiologist, what's going on? The patient's awake!"
Ilulu looked down and saw that her stomach had been opened, and several people were surrounding her, holding all sorts of tools, taking something out of her stomach.
"Ah, it's been dissected, it's over, but I wonder what happened to Ino..."
Before Ilulu could think about it, she fell asleep again due to the anesthetic.
Several hours later, Ilulu finally woke up again.
This time, she wasn't greeted by a knife, but by the hospital lights and Qin Feng and Mi Han sleeping on the sofa.
It's not that I'm saying anything, but their sleeping postures are quite ungraceful.
They were probably really tired, because they both just lay across the sofa. Luckily, the sofa was big enough that even if they were spread out, it was enough for one person to sleep on it.
However, there is only one sofa here.
Tsk, that's pretty gay.
Where did Yinuo go? I don't see her here.
"The patient is awake, doctor! The patient is awake!"
A nurse came in, saw that Ilulu had already sat up, and immediately ran out to call the head nurse.
I woke up during surgery, when they were cutting open my stomach, but they kept putting me under anesthesia. It's unbelievable, even to the nurses.
Soon, a crowd gathered around Ilulu's bed, waking up the two gay men in the process.
"Holy crap, what the hell are you doing here?!"
Qin Feng woke up in a daze and found that the person in his arms was not Su Mumu, but Mi Han, who was drooling all over him. He immediately pulled his hands away from Mi Han and slapped her hard across the face.
After being pulled awake, Mi Han discovered that it wasn't Lin Xiujun holding him but his own boss. He felt equally annoyed, but he couldn't pull back, so he could only feel emo to himself.
Beside the bed, a group of department heads were observing various parts of Ilulu's body, while a translator was speaking Russian.
Upon seeing this, Yilulu frowned and then uttered a beautiful line from a traditional Chinese poem.
"Fuck you, can you be quiet? And where's my sister?"
The people around were stunned, but the translator spoke first: "You can speak Chinese?"
"Or what? Call those two gay guys over there. And where's my sister?"
At this point, the directors realized what was happening, and the one in charge spoke up.
"Your sister isn't as badly injured as you; she's in a regular ward. As for those two over there, who are they to you?"
"Who is Qin Feng to me? My master, I guess. I'm his pet."
Ilulu thought about it and realized that what she said wasn't wrong. When she was still a cat, she was indeed Qin Feng's pet.
But the expressions of the group of people next to them changed. They thought of the scene when the two of them hugged when they entered, and then they heard what Ilulu said, and looked at Ilulu's figure, which was not even fourteen years old...
You beast!
The older generation of scholars always adhered to certain principles. When they saw this scene, they were so angry that they wanted to rush up and risk their lives to teach Qin Feng and the other man a lesson.
The younger generation is trying their best to hold back the older generation. They've seen this kind of drama all the time, and can only sigh that the rich really know how to spend money.
Just as Qin Feng and his companion were recovering from their nausea, they noticed a group of people looking at them with either disdain or amusement, which they found incomprehensible yet impressive. Then they heard Yi Lulu's voice.
"Master Qin Feng, and Master Mi Han, you're awake? It's me, Yi Lulu!"
After confirming her situation and learning that Ino was alright, Ilulu's playful nature was aroused.
Qin Feng looked at Mi Han in great fear. Mi Han swallowed hard and nodded.
"Boss, Mu Mu's cat, named Yi Lulu, went missing more than half a month ago."
The two grabbed each other's hands in terror, their hands still trembling.
What to do? The smile on this little girl's face doesn't look like she's here to repay a debt of gratitude at all!
"Huh? Ilulu turned into a loli, got wrecked by Mihan, and even brought back an even smaller loli?"
Su Mumu was eating when Qin Feng called. Before Su Mumu could even complain about Qin Feng changing her clothes, Qin Feng's fearful plea for help came through the phone.
Well, it's not exactly outrageous, but it's beyond human comprehension. At least come up with a better reason!
"I never would have guessed, Qin Feng. Not only is he a lolicon, but he's also been secretly keeping someone behind my back. Now he's planning to bring her home?"
Su Mumu's voice was full of threat; if Qin Feng couldn't explain himself clearly, he might as well die outside.
"No, Mu Mu, I'm really not lying! If you don't think of something, the doctors are going to kill me right here!"
Qin Feng and Mi Han stood in the corner, and many of the doctors glared at them fiercely. Yi Lulu, who was being fed by the nurses, would occasionally smile at them.
But to the two of them, that innocent smile was as terrifying as the beckoning of death.
"Boss, what's going on? Has Mumu arrived yet? If she doesn't come soon, we're going to die here!"
"I guess, I should, maybe, probably, she'll come. Mu Mu wouldn't abandon me, would she..."
Qin family.
"What's wrong, Mu Mu? What did Qin Feng say on the phone? You don't seem very happy."
Although Su Mumu's voice wasn't loud on the phone, Lin Xiuyun could feel the chill emanating from her.
"Qin Feng, he and Mi Han are keeping two little girls on the side, and now they're planning to bring them home. They called us over to get acquainted with them first, what do you think?"
"Click"
The chopsticks made a crisp snapping sound. Lin Xiuyun put one hand to her forehead, pushed up the stray hairs in front of her, and casually took a hair tie from her wrist to tie up her loose hair.
Immediately, an astonishing chill emanated from Lin Xiuyun. Despite the air conditioning and the glow of the setting sun, everyone present felt a chill.
"Let's go, Mu Mu. I want to see who it is that makes Mi Han want to wait for me downstairs first."
Mi Han said she was going to wait for Lin Xiujun, right? Fine, if you've changed your mind, waiting down there is the same thing, isn't it?
Chapter 162 Saving the Day
Mi Han suddenly felt a chill that came from nowhere.
But the current situation didn't allow him to think too much; he could only hope that Su Mumu would arrive soon. Little did he know, Su Mumu had brought another Grim Reaper.
Even if Su Mumu arrived quickly, there was nothing she could do, as it was still more than an hour's drive. Although her grandmother had arranged a driver for them, it still took more than an hour to get there.
Many people have already left, after all, everyone has their own work. They initially gathered because of Yilulu's surgery, and now it's impossible to delay too much time because of Qin Feng.
But that didn't stop everyone from glaring fiercely at Qin Feng as they left, and throwing out a few harsh words.
The door was pushed open, and the figure Qin Feng had been waiting for appeared behind it.
"Mumu, you're finally here! I've been waiting for you for so long!"
But Su Mumu didn't answer. She just glanced behind Qin Feng, as if to confirm something, and then turned to look outside.
What's behind me?
Qin Feng turned his head to look, but there was nothing there except Mi Han.
However, Qin Feng soon found out that Lin Xiuyun walked in a moment later and immediately grabbed Mi Han by the neck.
"You treacherous bastard, die!"
"No, no, let me explain! I didn't do anything!"
"You haven't done anything yet, and you're keeping mistresses with Qin Feng outside, and you're brazenly telling us? You can go back downstairs!"
Mi Han seemed to realize something and quickly turned her anger towards Qin Feng.
"It's Qin's child! Qin Feng is the one who's into lolis. He even said he wanted a harem of three thousand lolis. Look at Mu Mu, she's definitely into lolis, isn't she!"
Qin Feng felt a chill behind him and saw that it was Su Mumu staring at him with icy eyes. He immediately tried to distance himself from her again.
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