I don't want to be your wife.

"She's really playing games. She got married right away, and just a few days ago she told me she was going back home. Tsk tsk tsk, a woman's mouth is a lying devil."

Chapter 182 Taking Photos

Today, Song Jiuyao witnessed a spectacle she had never seen in the previous eighteen years.

First, Lin Yuting, who had been exploited by him, actually started to fight back. Then, a Russian loli who could fight dozens of adults appeared at the school. After that, this loli got involved with the boy he had been paying attention to recently. After finding him, he discovered that the boy had been kidnapped by another boy while wearing a wedding dress. The boy was kidnapped in his own school by a small cart!

Normally, Song Jiuyao would find anything interesting after it happened, as it added a bit of flavor to her boring life.

But when they get together...

My brain is about to explode!!!

"She's gone, she headed that way, go after her, what are you standing there for?"

Before Song Jiuyao could even catch her breath, Yi Lulu forcibly dragged her over.

"Ahhh, Qin Feng, stop it! So many people are watching!"

The paths in the woods weren't complicated, so no matter which path Qin Feng chose, there would be quite a few onlookers, most of whom looked at this strange pair with strange and curious eyes.

Not only could Su Mumu watch, but she could also hear a lot of people muttering and making all sorts of strange remarks. Su Mumu didn't know why Qin Feng still had the nerve to keep walking!

"Getting married here? This couple is so incredibly public, I'm about to throw up!"

"Honey, look at how fun young people are these days! That guy up there looks so happy!"

Laugh, laugh, laugh my ass! Su Mumu almost burst into tears. Can't she see that she's been kidnapped? Why would anyone think she's happy?!

Su Mumu had already given up struggling, but she still had to hold onto the car with both hands. She could only close her eyes and deceive herself, trying to convince herself that no one could see her.

Before long, Qin Feng pushed Su Mumu to the place they had arranged with the classmate in charge of taking photos.

This student is really looking forward to it.

Photography has been his hobby since he was a child.

Although no one in his family valued him, his parents were still willing to spend money to cultivate his hobbies. From childhood to university, he studied and participated in many competitions, winning numerous awards.

But he has never taken wedding photos!

He had thought it would be a regret, but it unexpectedly came true at this time. He should thank the customer. For this, he specially let Qin Feng and the others cut in line and gave other arrangements to others to free up his own time.

"Hey classmate, we're here!"

The students, full of anticipation, were delighted to hear Qin Feng's voice rapidly approaching.

It's coming soon! Another milestone photo is about to be added to my album!

"But...didn't it come a little too fast...hmm?"

Then he saw a small cart appear on the horizon, with a girl in a wedding dress sitting on it. His guests were pushing the cart and quickly approaching, and many tourists were running closer behind, seemingly gathered to watch the drama unfold.

But these are things to worry about later, because the stroller is now rushing straight toward him, and it doesn't seem to be stopping at all.

"Don't come any closer!"

The student, who had been eagerly awaiting the arrival of the person, now only wished that he had never agreed to it, and squatted down, clutching his prized camera.

Goodbye, this beautiful world…

Squeak squeak sizzle

Under Qin Feng's full control, the cart quickly came to a stop, stopping exactly less than a meter in front of him.

"Hello, everyone's here. When can we begin?"

"You little brat! You don't want me to live anymore, do you?!"

If the journey began with overwhelming shame, the second half was nothing but hardship.

There was absolutely no shame left.

Perhaps Qin Feng heard her wish, because he started to speed up halfway there, and indeed avoided the sight of many people.

The difficulty lies here: pushing a bike on a narrow and winding road is already hard enough, but speeding up makes it even more terrifying!

This is more than just a roller coaster; it's infinitely more terrifying! Where else do you find a roller coaster where passengers have to hold on tight themselves?

Su Mumu was able to survive and get here thanks to the durable little cart that Lin Xiujun found.

Thinking about it this way, I have to thank Lin Xiuyun...

Get lost! If it weren't for Lin Xiujun, I would still be lying in bed. How could Qin Feng have brought me here?

In short, Su Mumu is extremely angry right now.

"Alright, alright, I was just afraid you'd change your mind. Anyway, now that we're here, let's take some pictures!"

Qin Feng knew he might have been a bit too hasty, but what could he do? If he gave Su Mumu a chance to escape, he would never be able to catch her again, and who knew when the next opportunity would come.

"Take pictures, take pictures, take pictures! What kind of pictures can I take with my appearance like this!"

Su Mumu wasn't exaggerating; it's just that it's truly difficult for anyone to escape unscathed on this arduous journey.

Along the way, Su Mumu's originally neatly styled hair had long since become disheveled, and by this point it could be described as a mess. Her originally exquisite makeup had also been ruined by her ferocious expression.

Can you still take pictures like this?

Let alone taking such a serious photo, even for a simple picture, Su Mumu would never allow herself to look so ugly on camera!

"Hmm, this does seem like a big problem..."

Despite all his careful planning, he still failed here. Qin Feng couldn't accept it. Even Lin Xiujun had been so supportive of him. He would regret it for the rest of his life if it ended here.

"Um, I have some cosmetics that I always keep on hand. You can use them if needed..."

At this moment, Qin Feng remembered that there was another classmate who was acting as a photographer at the scene.

"I also brought some cosmetics. If you want, I wouldn't mind lending them to this little girl."

"And also, I can borrow it too, little sister. If you want to borrow it, just take it!"

The "audience" had arrived by then, and many people surrounded the group. Most of them were young women who longed for romance every day, idle old men, and married couples who were just looking for something new.

Most of the girls who brought cosmetics were willing to help Su Mumu, since they had followed her all this way and were mostly hoping to see the beautiful scene of lovers finally getting together.

"Wow! When did so many people arrive again?!"

Su Mumu then realized that while she was scolding Qin Feng, quite a few people had gathered around. Now she was exposed to countless people, and in every sense of the word, she had lost all face!

"Thank you all for your kindness, but no need, makeup remover wipes are enough. You should have these, right?"

An interesting idea suddenly popped into Qin Feng's mind. After receiving a nod of approval from his photography classmate, Qin Feng revealed a rather amused smile.

Chapter 183, Page 89: Lolita Married Woman

Su Mumu's face is stunning even without makeup. She only puts on makeup when she goes out to make herself look more mature.

If that's the case, then why go through all that trouble to touch up your makeup?

Time is already limited, so removing makeup is much faster and easier than touching it up!

Thinking of this, Qin Feng tore open the wet wipe in his hand, squatted down, and brought it to Su Mumu's face.

"Take your hand away a little, let me wipe your face."

As soon as she noticed the crowd gathering, Su Mumu covered her face with her hands. It has to be said that Qin Feng didn't understand Su Mumu's shyness and wit; she was always strangely shy or bold.

"No! So many people are watching, how can I show myself like this in this kind of situation!"

Normally it wouldn't matter, but no matter what, Su Mumu is wearing a wedding dress now, she's the center of attention. If she's captured in other people's minds right now, she'll be remembered for the rest of her life!

Su Mumu didn't want to leave others with the impression of being a messy and confused girl when taking wedding photos; that would lead to big trouble!

Qin Feng helplessly ruffled Su Mumu's hair. Although she was a bit difficult to deal with, Su Mumu was just so cute.

"Um, my daughter Mumu is a little shy, so could you all please turn your heads away for a moment?"

There's no other way. Since Su Mumu refuses to cooperate, we'll have to ask the others present to cooperate. If that doesn't work, we'll have to move to another location.

"OK, I can handle it with a little cooperation, right, honey?"

"That's right, we can definitely support something this simple!"

Just as Qin Feng had expected, most people weren't willing to support it at all, and even the few who didn't want to were dragged into supporting it by the majority.

"It's all done, Mumu. Everyone's been waiting. You wouldn't let everyone wait like this, wasting their expectations and time, would you?"

Qin Feng understood Su Mumu. Su Mumu was such a gentle person that she couldn't bear to see others' expectations dashed, so sometimes, a little moral blackmail could be quite effective.

Sure enough, Su Mumu peeked out from between her fingers, secretly watching the outside world.

Everyone did turn their heads away, but many people were whispering among themselves, and occasionally someone would turn around to steal a glance.

After confirming that not many people were watching, Su Mumu slowly lowered her hand.

"It's all your fault! Everything was fine until you started making such a scene! Now, how are we going to clean this up?!"

Now that things have come to this point, Su Mumu couldn't possibly run away, could she? So many people have worked so hard, all for this moment, and having come this far, Su Mumu found that she wasn't so resistant to taking this photo after all…

"Alright, alright, we'll talk about that later. Let me wipe your face first."

Qin Feng squatted down again. There wasn't a mirror or anything here, so Qin Feng had to do it himself.

"Hurry up, we still need to put on makeup later, don't waste too much time."

Su Mumu didn't realize Qin Feng's plan. After all, it was impossible for her to touch up her makeup now; she would have to redo it.

Coupled with her troubled mind and the influence of various events today, Su Mumu didn't think too much and let Qin Feng take action directly.

"Shall I begin?"

Although removing makeup is simpler than applying it, it should not be done carelessly. Cosmetics always contain harmful ingredients. Even with the presence of sunscreen, if makeup is not removed thoroughly, many harmful substances will remain on the skin.

Fortunately, Su Mumu had taught Qin Feng these things before, and Qin Feng carefully studied the intricacies so that he could use them someday, and now they came in handy.

Judging from the difficulty of removing Qin Feng's makeup, it's clear that Su Mumu put a lot of thought into it. Too light and it wouldn't come off; too heavy and she was afraid of hurting Su Mumu. She carefully wiped away the mascara, eyeliner, and eyeshadow bit by bit…

However, it was much faster after the details were dealt with. Su Mumu's face was soft, and she could rub it while wiping, which was very fun.

"Stop messing around, Haohao Hong Kong goods!" (Stop joking, get back to work)

"Alright, alright, that's all for now. Everyone, you can turn around now!"

"Huh? What? I haven't put on makeup yet! You can't!"

Unfortunately, although Qin Feng only spent a little over ten minutes, everyone was already incredibly eager, and Su Mumu's voice was practically inaudible to them!

However, after everyone turned around, the person at the front began to gasp and fall silent.

Those behind, seeing what was happening ahead, couldn't help but be curious. They crowded around to look ahead, and many even crossed the roadside railings and went directly into the woods.

"hiss!"

Now only hissing sounds remained; everyone fell silent.

"Wow, this kid is just too cute!"

"Stop being cute, isn't this a beast?!"

"Sister, don't get excited. Maybe she just looks young, but is actually a five-hundred-year-old loli?"

"If you want to just go look for it at the Scarlet Devil Mansion, you can go there."

"No matter what others think, I love it."

"Hmm? Something's not right with you!"

Regardless of the commotion in the local area, everyone still turned their united gaze toward Qin Feng.

"Young man, doing this is wrong. Targeting minors, I advise you to stop!"

After Su Mumu realized what was happening, she tried to hide, but Qin Feng grabbed her face with both hands, leaving her facing everyone as if she was determined to fight them to the bitter end.

This was Qin Feng's original plan.

Although Su Mumu is cute without makeup, she is a little too young. But sooner or later everyone will know this, so why hide it!

"Everyone, I have something to tell you: my daughter Mumu is a legally recognized adult!"

As he spoke, Qin Feng squatted down and hugged Su Mumu, pressing his face against hers. The sweet couple made everyone around them, whether they were in a relationship or not, feel like they were being fed dog food (a Chinese slang term for witnessing public displays of affection).

"Damn it! She's a rare, legal loli! How is this possible? I can't accept it!"

"Why do such unrealistic things exist in the real world? I'm not envious of lolis or anything like that!"

"My little sister is so cute! Is she already an adult? Come here to your big sister, don't let that stinky man take advantage of her!"