I really don't want to date a girl addicted to the internet!

"Of course we're friends," the boy said calmly.

"I don't believe it. I always feel like you're hiding something from me."

"Teacher Shen, just how much do you like me?"

"Stop rambling on and on about disgusting things."

"The more you value something, the more you worry about losing it. When you like someone, if he gives you two hand warmers, you feel warm inside. But if he gets even a little close to another girl, you suspect he's cheating."

"Stop talking nonsense. First, don't fantasize that I'll be touched if you give me two hand warmers. Second, we have nothing to do with each other, so please don't use words like 'cheating'."

"Teacher Shen, girls who are too organized are not popular."

I don't need to please anyone.

"I have to admit, your attitude of not trying to please others is exactly what I like."

Stop with the sweet talk.

"If you don't want the hand warmers, I won't send them. It'll save me a dollar a day."

"Ha, I told you I'd deliver until spring, but you really can't believe a word of it."

"Just kidding, Teacher Shen. I'll keep sending them to you as always."

"You still haven't answered me. Are you hiding something from me?"

"You haven't forgotten after all this time, Professor Shen, you're not a single-core processor?"

"Stop talking nonsense and answer my question."

What do you think I could be hiding from you?

You know the answer in your heart.

"My relationship with Miriam is absolutely innocent."

"I was asking about her?"

"My relationship with Ye Shuang is purely that of master and disciple."

"Full of nonsense."

"Nana and I are purely friends, Teacher Shen. Do you not believe that pure friendship between men and women is possible?"

What difference does it make whether you believe it or not?

"If you don't believe me, it's the same as admitting you like me. Otherwise, why would you be with me all the time?"

"I don't want to discuss such a boring topic."

"Okay, let's get back to Nana. Teacher Shen, I confessed my feelings to you in front of her, and she even joined in the teasing. What could I possibly be hiding from you?"

"How should I know? I just have a feeling."

"Teacher Shen, I thought your wisdom and rationality had transcended your age and gender, but I didn't expect you to still be like this. To be honest, I'm a little disappointed."

"What do you mean?"

“Immature young girls are most prone to making unfounded accusations, being suspicious, and wishing that their lovers would only interact with them as the only person of the opposite sex in the world.”

"Don't put me in a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship with you."

"Just saying, Teacher Shen, you can be really sensitive sometimes."

That's why I sensed something was wrong with you.

"Tell me exactly where you feel there's a problem."

"..."

Why aren't you saying anything?

"Don't make a sound, I'm thinking."

"Okay, have you finished thinking?"

"Your eyes, the way you two are looking at me makes me uncomfortable."

"I admit that Nana is very pretty, and I can't help but look at her occasionally, but most of the time my gaze doesn't linger on your face or legs."

"Ha, so in your eyes she is very beautiful."

"Teacher Shen, I want to emphasize something to you. Although she is very beautiful, in my heart you are not only beautiful, but also have a better temperament. Moreover, I prefer your delicate legs."

"Don't take this opportunity to unleash your filthy inner thoughts on me."

“Teacher Shen, you are contradictory. You want me to clarify my relationship with her, but you don’t let me express my true thoughts.”

"You mean I have a problem?"

"No, I just wanted to say that haven't you realized that you like me too much? You've been pestering and acting cute with me since just now."

"What did you say? I'm being affectionate with you? That's a hopeless and pathetic male fantasy."

"You don't deny that you're being unreasonable?"

"The claim is so absurd that I don't want to discuss it."

"Say what you will, but my answer is that in my eyes you are better than her."

"Ha, don't think I'll believe you just because you say it casually."

"Do you want me to pin you against the wall and kiss you as proof?"

"I'm warning you not to do anything reckless."

"If you don't want to, then forget it. Think what you want. I've explained enough."

"Just say you don't want to explain, and you won't need to explain anymore."

“Teacher Shen, there’s no use in saying these hurtful things. I will still explain later, out of my affection for you, but I won’t explain too much, out of respect for myself.”

"So it turns out I was just being unreasonable."

"It's good that you've come to your senses."

"I feel like you've just been giving me the runaround after all that talking."

"Is this even perfunctory? There's no boyfriend more patient than me."

"He's starting to project his delusional self-image again."

“If I weren’t your boyfriend, why would I have to explain so much to you? Ordinary friends don’t need to explain so much. I don’t have this kind of patience with Nana. I tricked her before, and she cursed at me more than a hundred times on WeChat, but I ignored her.”

"Show me the message history."

"Teacher Shen, you even need to check the message history? This is a typical symptom of your girlfriend being jealous. Don't you have any self-awareness?"

"Heh, I was just saying it offhand. If you don't want to, that's fine too. Anyway, I'm not the one who feels guilty."

"What do I have to be guilty about? It's just that I'm good at getting along with people, so I quickly resolved the conflict with her and deleted the unpleasant chat history as well."

"I'll take it as a truth for now."

"I'm not surprised you don't believe me, after all, you're the kind of person who can break off a relationship with someone after an argument, so you can't understand my tactful approach to things."

"I'm sorry I'm that kind of person."

"It's okay. Even if everyone in the world hates you, I will still accept you."

"You really know how to seize an opportunity."

"I'll only stick this needle into this crevice of yours."

"..."

"Teacher Shen, what kind of look is that? What's wrong with what I said?"

"It's nothing, I just suddenly felt a chill and wanted to get away from you."

“Teacher Shen, your condition is called Yang deficiency. I’ll accompany you to see an old traditional Chinese medicine doctor sometime.”

"Let's leave aside the nonsense."

"Teacher Shen, don't be angry. Let's go, I'll treat you to dim sum at that restaurant."

"I'm not angry, why should I be angry?"

"That's right, why would you get angry for no reason? So let's go, I'm hungry."

"Humph."

"I'm so tired of talking about it, dating is such a hassle for young girls..."

"What did you say?"

"I said, Ms. Shen, you are so cute. When will you marry me?"

"Don't go crazy."

"Ok."

……

115. Let's go to the cultural festival together!

The young man and woman entered the dim sum restaurant, sat down, and continued chatting.

"Teacher Shen, there's something I've been keeping from you lately, and I'm willing to confess to show my sincerity." Cheng Fei clasped his hands together.

"What is it?" Shen Xi asked expressionlessly.

"Actually, I started working with Miriam from the day she joined the club."

"What kind of cooperation?"

"Milian wants to pursue Nana, and I want to pursue you. Let's help each other out."

"So what happened that night during the training camp was just one of the results of your cooperation."

"Yes."

"To be able to work with someone whose brain is out of shape and whose genes can't be passed down, you're practically like some kind of green, sticky creature that can stick to any wall."

"Professor Shen, please don't make such discriminatory remarks about minority groups anywhere other than in front of me. Also, I define myself as someone who is good at utilizing all available resources, which is one of the advantages of a strong realist."

"Just a fence-sitter with no principles."

"Teacher Shen, if it weren't for me, this unprincipled opportunist, how much would you have to pay to rent an adventure yacht over fifty meters long, plus the old captain who sailed around the world solo in his youth?"

"Ha, I can find the corridor even without these."

"I thought you were going to say that these things were nothing to Miss Shen and could be obtained easily, but it turns out you were just being stubborn. To be honest, I'm a little disappointed."

"If you're disappointed, you can leave. I can't stop you anyway."

"Teacher Shen, don't say such hurtful things that threaten our bond. You know, in Journey to the West, Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong almost broke up like that, and that's how you and Nana ended your friendship."

"You were the one who said you were disappointed in me first, am I wrong?"

"I was just kidding."

"I was just joking."

"Teacher Shen, I'm so glad you've learned to joke."

"Ha, so you're not kidding, you're going to break off our friendship?"

Here's a chicken foot for you.

"What do you mean?"

"Give me a shrimp dumpling, and we'll shake hands and make up, and our argument will end here."

"I didn't argue."

"Yes, yes, how could you, as the incarnation of the goddess of wisdom, possibly quarrel with a mortal?"

"I think you just want to eat my shrimp dumplings."

"You actually figured it out, but you're not willing to give me any?"