Super God: If I punch you, you will die

After the Battle of Trost District ended, he decided to join the Survey Corps. While searching for the location where the Titans breached Wall Rose, he became suspicious of the Titan lying in his house, wondering if it resembled his mother, in order to confirm that he had returned home safely.

A boy from the village of Lagoko in the southern district of Wall Rose. He joined the 104th Training Corps in order to ease his family's burden by joining the Military Police.

They are not good at making judgments and are easily swayed by others.

Persuaded by Eren, he volunteered to join the Survey Corps.

“You’ve got it backwards, Connie Springer.”

Unexpectedly, Connie Springer reversed the procedure for donating human hearts.

This is an obviously stupid mistake.

Connie Springer was immediately lifted up by the instructor.

The poor thing was very short, and when it was lifted up, it looked like a little chick being lifted up.

Despite the intense pain, Connie Springer was unable to resist.

Instructor Keith Shadis shouted loudly.

"This salute should have been taught from the very beginning."

This salute.

It is indeed the most basic etiquette.

But Connie Springer still went ahead with it, no wonder Keith Shadis was so angry and furious.

"This gesture symbolizes the act of donating one's heart. Are you different from other people? Is your heart on the right side of your body? How can someone this big not know where their own heart is?"

madness.

Ignorance.

ignorance.

Keith Shadis was furious.

In his fury, Keith Shadis witnessed a scene that shattered his worldview. He had been an instructor for so long, yet he never imagined someone would do something so outrageous; it was simply unbelievable.

The girl, a girl with a ponytail, was concentrating on doing something.

That is—eating potatoes.

What is that potato woman doing? She's still eating potatoes right now and hasn't stopped.

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"Hey, what are you doing?"

In short, everyone's attention was drawn to the girl who was intently eating potatoes. They all stared in astonishment at this potato girl, wondering why she would do something so absurd while Officer Keith Shadis was reprimanding them.

They were filled with fear.

What kind of punishment will the terrifying instructor Keith Shadis give her?

The potato girl seemed to have no reaction at all.

That's truly unique.

It's quite bizarre.

While Keith Shadis was reprimanding and questioning her, the potato girl was unaware that the instructor was looking at and questioning her directly.

He glanced around.

Keith Shadis's face was already right in front of the sweet potato girl's eyes, and his saliva was already spraying onto her face.

"I'm talking about you, you bastard. What the hell are you?"

“I come from Taupa Village in the southern district of the Rose Wall. My name is Sasha Braus.”

They were born in Taupa Village, in the southern part of the Rose Wall district of Paradis Island. It was a small hunting village in the deep mountains far from the town, and their families were engaged in hunting.

They opposed the idea that the tribe would give up hunting after the destruction of the Maria Wall, as outsiders would enter the forest and steal their land and food. They were proud of their tribe's hunting traditions.

Like her father, she speaks a dialect belonging to the southern Malay accent.

Sasha Brauss is naturally naive and initially feels immense guilt after confronting the Titans head-on. She gradually becomes braver and dares to fight them alone. While she is calm and decisive in combat against humans, she lacks an understanding of the brutality of war.

They have almost no resistance to food.

They especially love meat.

I used to think that joining the Training Corps would allow me to eat more delicious food, and I hoped that the food supply would increase after the Wall of Maria was restored.

People described her as a "fool" and a "glutton," and she once stole meat from the officer's granary.

He's a clever little devil.

She was also a very special girl.

To be honest, you couldn't find anyone as eccentric as him in the entire Training Corps.

"Sasha Braus, what are you holding in your right hand?" Keith Shadis shouted. He knew, of course, that Sasha was holding a steaming hot potato that smelled delicious.

Steamed potatoes.

"I saw that potatoes were being steamed in the kitchen, so I just grabbed one. It was steamed to perfection."

For a foodie like me, the temptation of potatoes is simply irresistible.

In those war-torn years, potatoes were already a delicious food.

Many people can't even afford potatoes.

Many people starved to death.

There was once a saying in Lin Yan's world: "Behind the rich gates, meat and wine go to waste, while on the road, frozen corpses lie."

This phrase comes from Du Fu's "A Five-Hundred-Word Poem Written on the Way from the Capital to Fengxian County," which means that while wealthy and noble families have so much food and drink that it goes bad, the roads are littered with the bones of people who have died of cold and starvation.

In the fifth year of the Tianbao era, Du Fu came to Chang'an with the lofty ideal of "making the ruler like Yao and Shun, and restoring the purity of customs," hoping to "immediately rise to a high position."

But things didn't go as planned, and he suffered repeated setbacks, making it difficult to even make a living.

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"In the morning I knock on the doors of the rich, in the evening I follow the dust of their fat horses, leftover wine and cold food, everywhere I hide my sorrow and bitterness."

Having personally experienced and extensively come into contact with the suffering of the lower classes, and having gained insight into the social contradictions of "the rich seizing wealth while the poor suffer repeated calamities," his poetry creation experienced an unprecedented leap.

In November of the fourteenth year of the Tianbao era, he went to Fengxian County to visit his wife who was living there, and wrote this epoch-making masterpiece.

At this moment, probably no one would think of this sentence.

But such things still happen in this world.

Those people in the kingdom's government probably have never experienced hunger and cold in their lives, nor have they ever had such tragic memories.

The same applies to high-ranking officials.

They are always selfish and will never have any sympathy for these poor people.

There will be no sympathy for anyone, whether they have lost loved ones to giants or are living a lonely and miserable life.

"Did you steal it?"

Not only did he steal potatoes while Keith Shadis was instructing the new recruits, but these potatoes were also stolen.

What an absurd idea.

That foolish woman.

"Why...why are we eating potatoes now?"

"It won't taste good when it's cold, so I think the wisest decision is to eat this potato now."

? ? ? ? ?

The greeting popped into countless people's minds.

Is it really worth breaking the rules just to eat potatoes at their best?

Is this potato woman really brainless?

And even if potatoes get cold, can't they still be heated up?

Why would anyone do something so foolish on such an important occasion? Neither the soldiers present nor Keith Shadis could understand it.

That's why I questioned it.

Because she was punished by being forced to run laps after stealing potatoes from the kitchen on her first day of enlistment and openly eating them during the opening ceremony, she was often nicknamed "Potato Girl" afterward.

"No, I don't understand why you want to eat potatoes."

Are you asking why humans eat potatoes?

The chicken talks with the duck.

That's completely irrelevant.

Their dialogue was completely invalid; they were utterly incapable of communicating. How can people who can't even understand each other communicate?

Everyone was shocked.

Their faces showed surprise. This potato woman not only questioned Keith Shadis, who was an instructor, but also asked such a stupid question.

At that moment, Sasha seemed to suddenly realize something.

She broke the potato in half, then handed the obviously small half to Instructor Keith Shadis, saying it with a hint of disdain.

"I'll share half with you. Eat it while it's hot, it's really delicious."

"half?"

Keith Shadis was shocked.

I was truly shocked.

This woman is so foolish.

Sasha gave half, or even less than half, of her potatoes to Keith Shadis, even assuming he was angry because he had no potatoes to eat. What a foolish and hopelessly gluttonous woman!

She even thought that bribing Instructor Keith Shadis with half a potato would be enough—what a foolish idea…

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Keith Shadis looked at Sasha.

If he didn't punish this woman, what authority would he have left in the army? Soon after, Sasha realized this.

She offended the instructor.

……

In an empty training field, Sasha continued to run, a punishment from Keith Shadis.

Keith Shadis made her run.

Keep running.

Keep running.

"Hey, did you see that? That potato woman is still running."

"Wow, that's amazing, it's been five hours, hasn't it?"

"I never thought it could actually run for so long, it's terrifying."

"Yes, if it were me, I would be exhausted after such a long time."

"Indeed."

Several people were talking nearby, including Alan Yeager, and a few others were watching.

"But more despairing than running to death is hearing that there is no food to eat."

"Speaking of Taupa Village, it seems to be a village of hunters who live deep in the forest and make a living by hunting, which is quite rare."

Taupa is the village where Sasha was born.