There is something wrong with my infinite flow teammates!

Chapter 3: First Camping ()

"Well, first spread out the tent. Yes, spread it out flat."

Listening to her own instructions to straighten her light blue tent, Kitahara nodded and continued, "Then hammer the tent pegs into the ground. Nail them at an angle, otherwise it will shake easily. Be careful not to hit your fingers."

Lingyin held the nail and passed it through the convertible foot buckle, raised the small hammer and began to hammer the camp nails. As the "da da da" sound continued, the half-foot long metal nails were gradually nailed into the ground.

After she fixed the four corners of the convertible, Kitahara Sora continued, "Now put the four metal frames in, support them with force and bend them, let them intersect at the top, and then fix them with buckles... The ends of the metal frames must also be fixed to the ground..."

"It looks solid now, but it will shake as soon as the wind blows. The next step is the last step. Pass the tent rope through the top of the tent, pull it to the ground, hammer in a tent nail, and then find a big rock to press it down... Why are you looking at me?"

Kitahara Sora squatted on the side, staring blankly at the angry Lingyin, "Keep doing it, didn't you say you wanted to feel involved and have a sense of ceremony so you refused my help?"

"I said I don't need help, but I didn't say I want my brother to keep talking next to me!" Lingyin dropped the tools in her hand and glared at Kitahara Sora, "I learned how to put up a tent in elementary school. Didn't you say you're a handsome guy who doesn't talk? You're so noisy!"

“…”Okay, Kitahara Sora shut up.

"Silent? Kitahara-kun is a silent handsome guy? Who told Suzune that?" Yukino, who had already set up the tent, came over and looked at Kitahara Sora with a smile.

This guy looks aloof and cold, but actually he is that way with people he is not familiar with. When he is with people he is familiar with, he sometimes talks like an old lady, okay?

Not only is he a bit long-winded, but what he is best at is telling dirty jokes in a serious manner, making others think that what he says is true.

For example, when this guy was interested, he would tamper with Andersen's fairy tales. With a solemn expression, but a hint of excitement in his eyes, he told the story of "The Little Girl Selling Whips".

For example, during the physical education class, this guy told me seriously that as a mage, I just needed to learn Flash, and max out my swordsmanship talent, and when fighting, I could just "jump, charge, and whirlwind" at the enemy.

Change yourself into a set of white clothes and let the reputation of "White Robe Sword Saint Xuexia" spread throughout the world.

He even made up a ridiculous story for himself, with the story of Yukinoshita pulling out a weeping willow tree, yellow rubber shoes, cropped pants, and a professional mage named Yukinoshita...

Then he actually gave himself a nickname, which seemed to be 'Bloody Hand Butcher' Kitahara Sora.

The outrageous thing is that I actually believed it at the time and even seriously considered whether I should exchange my sword skills and develop into the so-called "magic swordsman".

When he had an attack, Yukino couldn't help but want to hammer him into the ground and then pull him out!

Kitahara Sora looked back at Yukino calmly and asked confidently, "Is there anything strange?"

"Having a clear sense of self-awareness is a good thing, but excessive self-confidence is arrogance."

Xue No glanced at him and chuckled, "Isn't there a joke on the Internet over there? Don't speak casually. It's a good thing to be mysterious, because as soon as you open your mouth, people will know you are an idiot."

"So, I'm not self-aware enough to be stupid?" Kitahara Sora raised his head and glanced at Yukino.

"No, I think the senior is praising the senior."

At this time, Hui Ye, who had just set up her tent, walked over leisurely, "Senior's underlying meaning is that Senior is an upright person. At least, he is brave enough to admit that he is an idiot. Not many people can do that."

"I see?"

Kitahara Sora glared at Hui, then stood up and stared at Yukino, "So if I keep my mouth shut I'm a hypocrite, and if I speak I'm honest and I take the initiative to tell others that I'm an idiot?"

"Hmm~"

Yukino snorted softly and although she didn't explain any further, she seemed to be in a very happy mood. She pulled Hui to help Suzune set up the tent.

"So, how did you guys change the topic from Suzune finding me annoying to me being an idiot in just one or two sentences?"

At this moment, Kitahara Sora understood that Yukino was not stopping being aggressive towards others but was only aggressive towards herself. That's good, this is also a special thing, isn't it?

After comforting himself, Kitahara Sora glanced at Ling Yin and found that the little girl was trying hard to hold back her laughter. When she noticed that he was looking at her, she shrank her neck timidly.

Then she gave her brother a flattering smile and continued to set up her tent. The girl did not refuse the help from her best friend and senior schoolmate...

"Okay... I'll go prepare lunch." Kitahara Sora complained and didn't want to talk to them for the time being.

It was strange, Suzune would act very well behaved and clingy when she was alone with herself, but when she was with Yukino and Kei, she was bold enough to tease her brother?

The same went for those two. During the mission, they looked at me with a hint of respect, after all, I was the captain.

But after they came out, they completely ignored the captain. Did they know that they wouldn't be angry with them, or did they have Yukino's support? This is simply too much!

After arriving at the stream and finding a suitable location, Beiyuan Kong waved his hand, and a barbecue grill, a pile of charcoal and a folding table appeared next to the campfire.

The folding table was cluttered with all kinds of bottles and cans, which were the condiments for Chinese barbecue. These things had been prepared last night. Due to limited time, most of them were exchanged for points, one point for each condiment.

I have never made barbecue since I came to this world. Thinking of this, Kitahara Sora became a little excited.

So he first poured a little gasoline on the bottom of the barbecue grill, arranged the charcoal neatly, ignited the gasoline with an igniter, and then carried the barbecue grill to the stream and started cooking.

He just brushed his brush, then made a "tsk" sound and walked back.

Things produced by the Observer should be free of bacteria. I made it dirty by brushing it myself. Never mind. It won’t kill anyone anyway.

So he observed the fire, shook the wet shelf a few times and put it up again.

Then he took out his mobile phone, opened the Chinese version of the short video app, and searched for the method of preparing Hunan-style barbecue sauce.

Although there are many differences in the parallel worlds, the cultural customs are still the same. Kitahara Sora quickly found a video with the most likes.

'Someone offered 10 million to buy my formula but I refused to sell it because I want to stick to my principles. Today I made a decision that goes against my ancestors and I will share the 10 million formula with you for free. All you need to do is raise your precious fingers and give me a thumbs up.'

Damn, are you selling a panacea or sharing a recipe?

Different worlds, same rhetoric, well, it already has that flavor!

So, Kitahara Sora picked up various seasonings according to the tutorial in the video.

Crushed peanuts, minced garlic, cooking oil, light soy sauce, dark soy sauce, salt, pepper, cumin powder, chili powder, broth...well, use mineral water instead of broth.

Sugar, ketchup, spicy sauce, bean paste... emmmmmmm

Kitahara Sora's body suddenly disappeared into the air and reappeared immediately with two small bottles of sauce in his hands, wasting another two points.

"Hey, these daily necessities are one cent each regardless of size. Is there no barbecue set that can be exchanged? Observers don't know how to do business." Kitahara Sora complained while putting various seasonings in it and mixing them evenly.

After a while, this bowl of secret barbecue sauce worth 10 million RMB was ready. It was rosy and shiny in color, sticky but not thick, and had a strong but not pungent smell.

Just smelling the smell made him feel high, and Kitahara Sora couldn't help swallowing.

After nodding with satisfaction, he waved his hand again. The table was filled with various foods. This was what he asked Xueno to prepare last night. The little rich woman's family was wealthy, and even the kitchen was always stocked with various foods.

There are all kinds of foods suitable for barbecue, including chicken wings, chicken legs, clams, oysters, saury, tenderloin, beef and mutton steaks, etc. In addition to these, there are also various vegetarian foods such as green peppers, leeks, mushrooms, lettuce, etc.

The only thing that made Kitahara Sora feel regretful was why there were no kidneys. However, he heard that roasted kidneys were also very delicious. In his previous life, his colleagues ordered a few skewers at a dinner party, but he did not eat them at that time due to psychological resistance.

It feels good to see them eating with their mouths full of oil, right?

Afterwards, they said it tasted like brittle bones, not even a hint of goat. Do you want to go to the Observer to exchange a few skewers? You've died several times, are you still against that stuff?

It is said that eating it can add BUFF!

Thinking of this, Kitahara Sora suddenly developed an evil taste. Yukino and the other three must have never heard that that thing can be eaten, right?

If we trick the three of them into eating it once, and provided that it tastes good, will they become warriors who love the smell of food?

The premise is that they must not be allowed to know what it is.

However, if the three of them knew what they had eaten, they probably wouldn't have a peaceful camping trip. If they felt something was wrong, they wouldn't get the answers they wanted by questioning themselves.

Then... Damn, Kitahara Sora couldn't help but shudder!

Imagine Yukino holding a skewer of grilled food with a bite taken out of it, running up to the observer and asking directly what the machine was...

What if, by chance, Ye Shan, Feng Jian and the others were in the space and heard the observer's cold answer... that scene... would be fatal!

Suzune would probably cry for a long time, and Kei would immediately pull out the dagger. Although I have never seen Yukino get furious...but this kind of thing probably won't be easy to appease.

Forget it, I won't try it myself. Lest she feel sick, it would be a pity to waste this delicious dish that nourishes Yin and replenishes Yang.

With a look of regret on his face, Kitahara Sora began to prepare for the barbecue. He cut the chicken legs and other meat into pieces, marinated them with cooking wine, green onions and ginger to remove the fishy smell, and then started to skewer the vegetarian dishes with a handful of bamboo sticks.

After a few minutes of processing the ingredients, Kitahara Sora looked at the charcoal that was covered with a layer of white ash, then turned his head to glance behind him. All the tents had been set up, but no one knew where the three girls had gone.

"Alas, the years are peaceful—"

The bored man sighed, brushed a layer of oil on the beef and lamb chops and put them on the grill. As the crystal oil dripped onto the charcoal fire, a constant sizzling sound was heard.

After brushing both sides with the barbecue secret recipe that goes against the ancestors, the tempting aroma penetrated into the nose, and Kitahara Sora couldn't help but salivate.

However, he suddenly looked at the bright red barbecue honey sauce, and then looked at the direction of the tent behind him like a thief with a guilty conscience. After confirming that the girls were indeed not there, he muttered softly: "The barbecue sauce doesn't count... So, it's only considered slightly spicy when the chili is added. They are already used to slightly spicy food, and Lingyin hasn't seen her get acne..."

As he was talking, he waved his hand and sprinkled a handful of chili powder evenly on the grill...

After grilling the beef and lamb chops until both sides are golden brown and crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, Bei Yuankong sprinkles some cumin and pepper on them, flips them a few times, and finally garnishes them with chopped green onions and places them on a plate on the side.

Perfect, next, marinate the chicken legs.

As I was brushing the chicken legs with barbecue sauce, I heard a joyful exclamation from behind me, "What a nice smell!"

A voice as lively as a nightingale sounded from behind, and I knew she was running towards me without even turning around.

"Can I eat now? Can I eat now? Can I eat now?"

The girl asked the same question three times in a row, her eyes fixed on the grilled chicken leg in her brother's hand, and then turned her gaze to the steak on the plate.

She leaned over to smell it, her nose wrinkled cutely, "It smells nice, but it smells spicy, stupid Onii-chan, how much chili did you put in it?"

"micro……"

Beiyuan Kong took the time to glance at Lingyin, and was stunned for a moment. Then his eyes lit up and he stared at her in a daze.

The little girl has changed out of her innocent and lovely sportswear. She is now wearing a light yellow swimsuit with ruffled sleeves on the cuffs and a slightly conservative short skirt with a hem.

Her long, smooth hair was tied into a ponytail, making her look youthful, energetic and extremely cute.

Seeing her brother's surprised look, Lingyin turned around confidently, "Hehe, isn't it cute?"

"It looks good, and it suits Suzune very well." Kitahara Sora nodded slightly, "Did you guys change into your swimsuits just now?"

"Yeah, I specially gave my brother a surprise."

After Lingyin finished speaking, Beiyuan Kong subconsciously turned his head and looked back, and was immediately slightly stunned by the scene in front of him.

Hui chose a sky blue swimsuit, which, with the short shawl, showed off her perfect figure.

The exquisite curves lead down to a swim skirt, and under the plump legs are a pair of light-colored cute slippers.

Her short black hair swayed naturally in the breeze, and she replaced the hairpin on her head with a pair of pink sunglasses, which made her look cute yet cool.

Under the slender eyebrows, the long eyelashes trembled slightly, and the clear and bright pupils like this stream reflected the most beautiful grace in the world.

An ordinary swimsuit without any decoration, but when worn on the body, it sets off the fair and flawless fair skin and reveals the faint rosy skin, but it does not look ordinary at all.

Kitahara Sora is a vulgar man and his writing skills are not amazing, so he can't think of beautiful words to praise the girl's beauty.

"Yeah, that's good."

After the brief and perfunctory praise, he turned his attention to his heroine... This is, my Yukino!

The girl was wearing a white bikini with black trim. The thin straps went around her back and were tied with a cute bow around her neck.

Following her fair skin down to her waist, I saw a pair of black bottoms with black edges.

As the body trembled slightly, the ribbon fluttered like a butterfly hovering around the waist, which was very tempting.

Xueno's eyebrows were slightly drooping, her pretty face was flushed, and her long eyelashes fluttered, inadvertently revealing a hint of inner charm.

The fairy-like beauty finally mustered up the courage to take a look at the person she loved, but was frightened like a sensitive deer. Her watery and bright eyes quickly looked away at the slightest touch.

She was so nervous that she couldn't control herself. Her right hand, which had nowhere to put, lightly reached her left wrist. Her crossed and straight legs exposed her girlish heart that was about to melt.

Nervous, flustered? Noticing the other person's shining gaze, she felt shy but also a hint of hidden joy. She didn't resist but was embarrassed enough to want to hide.

With so many emotions coming together, the girl's ears turned red as her heart was beating fast. Her snow-white teeth were tightly biting her thin lips, which were as tender as rose petals.

The girl's eyes were dodging and wandering, and her pretty face was almost dripping with water...

The graceful figure and the shyness of wanting to refuse but also to accept, are really like a lute half-covered in the arms, finally coming out after much anticipation.

Kitahara Sora sighed, this is how charming Yukino is.

I'm a little too shy, I'm just wearing a swimsuit, where's the courage to shout "Humbert" in the bedroom? If I really did what you said that day, I guess my energy would explode and turn the whole Yukinoshita house into an ice sculpture!

Fortunately, this is your family’s private forest. You won’t faint from embarrassment in public, right?

By the way, this swimsuit was chosen by Suzune, right? Compared to your calm self in the original book, this performance is too exaggerated!

So, if this goes on, I won't be able to eat, right? So, in order to resolve Yukino's shyness, Kitahara Sora spoke.

But as soon as he said this, Hui's eyes widened in disbelief, Lingyin beside her opened her mouth exaggeratedly, and the girl, who was so shy that she almost found a hole to crawl into, also looked over in surprise.

"You guys, can you please not swim after lunch? You can just play in the water downstream." Kitahara Sora asked a little embarrassedly, "I want to go fishing over there by the waterfall."

Okay, Hui held her forehead weakly, as if she couldn’t bear to look over.

Lingyin really was looking at herself as if she were an idiot, with the piece of steak hanging in front of her mouth, as if it was under a spell of immobilization.