There is something wrong with my infinite flow teammates!

Thinking of this, Beiyuan Kong was relieved. He glanced at Shiyu who was still combing her feathers and said with a smile, "Well, I raised her since she was a puppy in my hometown. I brought her back home this time."

When Shiyu heard the uncle praise her as a lucky bird, she was in a good mood and whispered in her mind: "The fish here look very fresh. I will come here a few times in the future."

You don’t seem to have any cooking skills, right?! He complained helplessly in his heart, but the uncle’s next words made the three of them stunned.

"Oh - bring it back, bring it back! We can't leave this friend we've raised alone in the mountains!"

After saying that, he actually stretched out his hand, wanting to touch the crow's black feathers. As he approached, he said, "I've always wanted to have a pet parrot, but I'm worried that it will make the house dirty... How do you train it? Will it poop everywhere?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Eh? What's wrong?"

Seeing that Kitahara Sora looked unhappy, the uncle withdrew his hand awkwardly. It was indeed impolite to touch someone's pet without permission... but...

"Wow--"

The little crow suddenly became excited, and while making fierce crow sounds, it pounced on the uncle with its nimble body and scratched his face with its sharp claws!

"Fuck!"

Looking at the uncle who was knocked down effortlessly, Kitahara Sora was also stunned. You are worthy of being an uncle. You came up and asked me if I could poop everywhere. Are all people with the surname Sakamoto so stingy!

Suddenly, Sakamoto's scream made Kitahara Sora shudder. He reacted quickly and bent down to hug the little crow. By the way, he threw a few bills to the fluttering uncle as medical expenses... then turned around and left!

If he continues like this, Mr. Sakamoto will be disfigured!

As he ran, Kitahara Sora's mouth twitched awkwardly. Although he wanted to laugh, he held it back. Because the crow in his arms was struggling desperately, and his mind was bombarded by her angry roar.

'Let me go, bastard, let me go, I'm going to save him today!'

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In fact, Uncle Sakamoto’s question was very insightful, but his expression was just very rude.

The body structure of birds is based on flying in the air and is mainly light, so they do not have organs such as bladders.

Birds that fly frequently have shorter intestines for absorbing nutrients from food. Therefore, after absorbing the nutrients from the food they eat, the useless parts can be excreted quickly without spending any time.

Therefore, no matter how much a pet bird is trained, even if it is conscious, it can only hold back for a while and control itself from defecating in the nest. Because of this, Uncle Sakamoto asked with an expectant and envious look whether it would poop randomly.

If he gets a positive answer, he will continue to ask for details, and if it is convenient, he may even visit with gifts. Just from his sparkling eyes, you can see that he really wants to keep a small bird like a parrot as a pet.

And the reason why Shiyu was so angry and even lost her defense instantly... Could it be...

"Boom!!!"

"Oh, shit."

Beiyuan Kong rubbed his head and looked angrily at the crow on his shoulder. Then his eyes turned into a look of pity and confusion. "Could it be that you really can't control it..."

Really? By the way, crow is your favorite transformation form, because it is not only the most common animal in reality, but also can fly. So the early flight form training also includes holding back from urinating and defecating everywhere?

"Dong dong dong dong dong——"

Continuous and dull pecking sounds were heard, and the little crow flew into the air, fluttering almost madly above Bei Yuankong's head. Its hysterical look was as desperate as if it was facing the murderer of its father!

"Fuck, sorry, I was just kidding!"

Beiyuan Kong protected his forehead with both hands, and quickly put away the messy speculations in his mind. He held her firmly in his palm with a big hand, and stroked her feathers in a flattering manner...

The little crow struggled desperately in the palm of the hand, and only stopped after attracting all the attention on the street. The onlookers who did not know the truth took out their mobile phones to take pictures, and some were even ready to call the police, saying that someone was abusing wild animals.

"That's enough!"

Beiyuankong looked around with a guilty conscience, lowered his voice and said seriously: "If you keep making trouble, I will be asked to talk to the police. My case is still under investigation."

'Are you more afraid of being questioned than being saved?'

Shiyu's murderous voice rang in her mind. Although she sneered, she still stopped struggling. Taking advantage of the gap when Kitahara Sora's palm loosened, she did not fly away, but jumped onto his shoulder again.

"Kitahara-kun, you really don't consider girls' thoughts at all, and you can't suppress your perverted desires."

She paused and continued, "Just like the stray dogs that can be seen everywhere, when they enter the estrus period, they will rush over to any female they meet, wanting to mate regardless of the occasion?"

Kitahara Sora's mouth twitched, and he didn't want to refute her venomous remarks.

Instead, he reached out to fix her messed up hair while complaining helplessly in his mind: "Who told you to turn into a bird? It's hard not to attract attention like this."

"Oh? Do you think of anything perverted when it comes to females, even animals? You are so perverted, do you know Yukino?"

"Even if Yukino was angry, she wouldn't be as aggressive as you, so what are you......"

Well, I didn't ask her in the end. I can't anger her anymore. Probably not. The animals used by druids are not real animals. But Shiyu herself knows this little-known fact, so she was immediately shocked.

But this reaction is really unbearable. Even if Yukino's defense is broken, it won't be like this. I remember the last time I went to my hometown for a trip, I pointed out to her face that she teamed up with her elder sister to wet the bed when she was a child, and there was no such a big reaction...

"Oh? Yukinoshita has such a dark history?"

The teasing voice interrupted his own complaints. Kitahara Sora was suddenly stunned. His hair stood on end almost instantly. He suppressed his anger and growled, "Get the hell out of my mind!"

The little crow's mood seemed to change instantly. He ignored the other party's roar and teased with an extremely happy voice: "Oh, it seems that I heard something incredible. I didn't expect that Yukinoshita looked so elegant and decent as a lady. She was so cute when she was a child."

'If she knew that you had accidentally revealed her embarrassing story, would she draw Frostmourne?'

She will, but you will be the one to be stabbed to death!

'Why……'

Beiyuan Kong sighed heavily, "Okay, stop making trouble. You really make it difficult for me. People can't have a blank mind all the time. When they don't talk, they always think of all kinds of things. It's dangerous to continue like this. Otherwise..."

'It's hot and I'm thirsty.'

A voice without any emotion interrupted Kitahara Sora, and her action of changing the subject clearly showed that she was unwilling to cancel the contract.

Beiyuankong sighed helplessly again. She was desperate at the beginning, but now she has changed so drastically. What's going on? I really don't understand what's going on in a girl's mind.

In addition to talking to herself when she is connected, she can even control her random thoughts. This watertight mental defense is simply amazing.

Beiyuan Kong looked up at the scorching sun, then followed the crow's gaze towards the small shop on the side of the road, shook his head and walked over.

It is midsummer now. Although it is morning, the temperature is gradually rising. But I haven't had ice cream for a long time. Seeing the boy walking his bird walk in, the boss who noticed him in advance stood up and greeted him with a smile.

After opening the freezer, following the prompt in Shiyu's mind, Kitahara Sora asked for a Japanese 'old popsicle'.

This kind of popsicle is simple and unpretentious. The factory has only raised its price once in decades since its establishment in the early Heisei era. This time the price increased by only 10 yen (about 6 cents). However, even so, the chairman still bowed and apologized in the advertisement.

This popsicle has two bamboo sticks, which are common in healing anime. After breaking it apart, it can be separated into two pieces, which can be shared with friends.

Kitahara Sora broke them apart and held one for himself, while the other stood upright beside his ear. The cute little crow happily pecked a hole in it with its beak.

"By the way, it's already July, it's almost summer vacation."

'And then? What do you want to say?'

The little crow's beak smacked and its tone was not ambiguous at all, which was very convenient. This ability can make one speak out what is in one's mind even if one has no space in one's mouth. Well, it's like when one is eating... food.

"You transferred here, but I haven't asked you which class you are in yet?" Kitahara Sora asked curiously while taking a bite of his popsicle.

'Not Class J.'

Shiyu took another bite of the popsicle and answered without hesitation: "Although my grades are good enough to get into that class, it would be difficult to have three students who skip classes all year round in a class of top students."

Kitahara Sora thought about it and felt that it was true.

I hardly ever go to school, and last time, Yukino did something that was no less than something out of a horror movie in front of the whole class. Even though the school threatened to expel her from school to prevent the news from spreading, it still caused a lot of panic in that class.

That said, the class average dropped a bit, and two people applied to transfer.

Under such circumstances, even if the school didn't expel the two of them, they probably wouldn't be able to return to the class.

Seeing that there was no response, Shiyu continued: "It was Class F where Ye Shan was. I went through the transfer procedures last time and attended a day of classes in the class, but the class was so lifeless that I felt like I had transferred to a public high school."

"Of course it's a bit lifeless."

Kitahara Sora explained with a wry smile, "After all, in a class of 90 people, % of the girls like Hayato Hayama. Apart from the otakus who like anime, most of the boys also like him. After that guy was chosen, the harmonious circle collapsed immediately."

"So there is such a reason?"

Shiyu rarely showed a gossipy mood and said in surprise: "I didn't expect that Ye Shan is such a famous person."

you do not say.

In the orthodox plot, the naive and dead-eyed girl discussed with Yukino that these circles seemed harmonious, but true friendship could not be seen from their eyes, including that of Sho Tobe.

In order to cater to Ye Shan's preferences, they paid attention to things they didn't like, just to have something to talk about after class, fearing that they would be ignored because they couldn't get a word in.

In one episode, Ye Shan was not among them, and as a result, those people ran out of topics to talk about. They just gathered together and took out their phones to play with their own things, like strangers. When Ye Shan came back, they became lively again.

This scene of sharp contrast was also viewed as amusement by the Great Teacher.

"So Ye Shan hasn't been back to school yet, and hasn't seen his former friends yet?"

"friend?"

Beiyuan Kong said disdainfully: "Ye Shan was also a bastard before he woke up. Those so-called friends of his were just tools used by him to maintain his own halo. He didn't even consider those people as friends, and they probably knew it in their hearts."

He paused, but the main reason was that he was already "dead" in the eyes of the outside world.

At that time, only Kitahara Sora and Yukino returned, and after the disappearance incident was suppressed by the Yukinoshita family, the Chiba government had already put the matter to rest.

It was inappropriate to say anything when someone who was clearly dead reappeared. Besides, he had now recognized himself and only had Miura Yumiko in his heart. If he was a friend, at most he could add the already dead Tobe Sho.

The two of them walked slowly to the pedestrian street. Bei Yuankong looked up at the dazzling sunlight in the sky and shook his head helplessly.

By the way, it is almost summer vacation now. Japan is different from China. They have three semesters. There are also three holidays a year: spring break, summer break, and winter break, but the time is almost the same as the two holidays in China.

It is the beginning of July now, and summer vacation will start in the middle of the month. According to the development of the plot in the anime, the protagonists are now worried about the upcoming exams, and the plot is about the sixth episode.

Then the seventh and eighth episodes are all about the benefits that everyone loves to see, swimsuits, sunshine, sea, beach, barbecue... and smashing watermelons.

After the beach plot, it is the annual summer festival and fireworks display. Here, harem anime will give out benefits like crazy, or there will be funny Shura scenes between the heroines, and stomach medicine anime will probably stab the audience with daggers like crazy.

Come to think of it, I haven't seen the sea for a long time. Let's go to the beach with Yukino and the others the day after tomorrow...

Kitahara Sora suddenly shook his head helplessly. It would be great if he could really live an ordinary life, with a sister and a house, and both parents dead. He was probably also the character of an orthodox Asashi male protagonist.

"The beach, I haven't been there for a long time. Last time you went camping without informing me, wasn't that a bit too much?"

"As for the scumbag master delusion in your mind, it's not too late for you to develop in that direction now."

A teasing voice sounded in her mind. Shiyu took a bite of the popsicle and said with obvious sarcasm, "It's just that your stubborn ideas have bound you. Sometimes you still have to be a little selfish... Could it be that Kitahara-kun only dares to fantasize in his mind?"

"It's true that I don't have back pain when I sit and talk."

Beiyuan Kong curled his lips, "If your boyfriend suddenly told you one day that he hoped you could tolerate the existence of other girls, what would you do?"

“Hmm, well, this is it.”

Shiyu deliberately prolonged her tone to sound like she was thinking, but within three seconds she said decisively: "Confiscate the tools used in the crime?"

"..."

Gradually, the two of them walked into the pedestrian street. As today was the weekend, there were many people shopping in the morning. The combination of this man and this bird naturally attracted the attention of most people. Almost every moment, someone took out their mobile phone to take pictures and record short videos.

After entering the information society, netizens all over the world have one characteristic: no matter what happens, they habitually take out their mobile phones to post on WeChat Moments.

Although secretly taking photos is an absolute taboo in Japan, it is fine as long as you take the photos blatantly and the other person doesn't explicitly tell you that it's okay.

The boy held two popsicles, taking one bite while his beloved pet took another. Sometimes the most healing moment is the scene of people and animals living in harmony and snuggling with each other.

Although that handsome boy has a cold face, his actions show that he has a warm and asshole-like personality.

Seeing him smile occasionally, and occasionally opening his mouth to say something to the crow on his shoulder, the crow seemed to understand, and after pecking at the popsicle for a few times, it spread its wings and fluttered a few times...

If you add lighting effects and a suitable background music, it will definitely be a classic scene in the healing animation that people will never forget.

This heartwarming scene simply warmed the hearts of all the women around and made the coquettish young ladies palpitate with excitement.

A boy who is gentle to animals must be gentle to everything, which definitely conforms to the mate selection view of most girls.

There were even a few brave young ladies who blushed and carefully stopped Kitahara Sora and started a conversation with him, hoping to exchange contact information or something.

After being politely rejected, they still refused to give up and pretended to be pitiful, bargaining for a photo...

"So, you're too conspicuous."

After taking the last bite of the popsicle into his mouth, Kitahara Sora stammered and complained, "Can't you just change back into human form and walk around properly?"

"What? Can't hold it back?"

Shiyu teased in her mind: "You are handsome and gentle, you come from a wealthy family, you are young and rich, those girls might go limp when they see you, maybe as long as you show some interest, those girls might have already checked the nearest love hotel on their phones, if it is the three senior girls I just chatted up, maybe you don't even have to pay for the room."