There is something wrong with my infinite flow teammates!

I really want to eat it, but my lover won't allow me to, so I feel dissatisfied? Why? First of all, it is ruled out that the barbecue is harmful. No one except a madman would be obsessed with poison.

"Tell me where these roasts come from, Master Mathias."

Tyrande held up the bamboo sticks that she had removed and asked the key question seriously. Because of this question, everyone turned their eyes to him.

"Where's the meat?"

"Roast beef, roast lamb." After saying the strange pronunciation, Shaw fell into memories.

After a while, he stared at the roasted meat balls in Magni's hand and continued, "Roasted goat eggs, roasted cow eggs."

???

Several people looked at Xiao Er in confusion. They didn't understand what cow and sheep eggs were, and they didn't react to what cow and sheep eggs were for a while... But these were obviously meat balls, and cows and sheep were not mammals? Which continent's cows and sheep would lay eggs?

Could it be the breed they have over there... No!

"If he... ha... comes with good intentions, I will ask him to give me more of this spice. I will spend a lot of money to buy it and also buy relationships. Ha... it would be even better if there is beer now."

The carefree Magni stuffed a barbecue ball into his mouth and chewed it. While breathing heavily from the spiciness, he also muttered incoherently, "It just feels a bit pungent. I need some wine to wash away the smell."

A bit... flirty?!

This statement, like a wake-up call, made the Supreme King find the key point. He reacted suddenly and stared at the baked egg in his hand in a daze... It seemed that the taste was indeed very strange. Then, he carefully moved it away from his mouth.

At this time, Luo Ning also felt something was wrong. He turned around calmly and secretly spit out what was in his mouth into his hand.

Tyrande looked at Shaw with a dull expression, and gradually, the corners of her mouth began to twitch uncontrollably.

Jaina, who realized it later, shuddered all over, her pupils suddenly shrank into needle points, and she laughed and looked at the bamboo stick in her hand in horror.

"???"

Magni looked at them in confusion, then immediately reacted when he saw that their hands were empty. He divided the skewers in his hand into several portions and handed them to Tyrande and Jaina.

Seeing them in a daze, the honest bearded man asked in confusion: "Hey, according to my experience, any grilled food will lose its original taste after it gets cold! Come on, Tyrande, little girl, try it again..."

"Ahem, ahem." King Varian coughed and walked out of the study. "I'm going to change my clothes. Please wait a moment."

When Master Shaw saw this, his pupils finally opened wide, and then he displayed the basic qualities of a master assassin, who remained calm even when faced with a catastrophe. He retreated cautiously, and his body quietly disappeared into the air.

It's edible, not poisonous. The boy wanted to eat it, but his lover wouldn't allow it anyway...Beef is not sold in Thunder Bluff, but it is sold in Stormwind. Any part of the meat is not illegal...

"Cough, cough."

Luo Ning also coughed and walked out the door, but now he said nothing and walked out almost in silence.

We can't let Vereesa know what happened today, otherwise you won't be able to kiss her for the next 10 years. Hurry up and open the portal to go back and brush your teeth and empty the contents of your stomach!

The departure of the two friends did not cause Magni to be puzzled. Instead, he was puzzled as to why the two ladies were still in a daze.

"Eat quickly, Tyrande, the little girl of the Proudmoore family."

Magni Bronzebeard looked at the two of them in confusion. He ate the skewers with his mouth full of oil and asked kindly in a hoarse voice, "Is it not to your liking?"

"..."

"..."

"Hey, I understand." The straightforward old man with a big beard smiled innocently, "Ladies don't eat much. If I were you, I would choose to save some food and enjoy the delicious food while drinking later."

"Shut up, Magni!" Tyrande's face turned cold. She looked at the skewers in her hand and squeezed out a few words from her throat, almost gritting her teeth, "I want to... kill him!"

Jaina: "yue~~~"

Section 0 Sorry, I’ve been really out of shape these days and I owe you 10,000 words!

Sorry everyone, I've been really out of shape these past few days.

It's 3:45 now, so I'm not slacking off, but staring at the screen. I wrote until I felt dizzy and managed to write a thousand words.

The closer it gets to the end, the more I don't know how to start writing. Finally, I took a day off, slept well, and finished writing 10,000 words!

This is the last time I'll take a leave of absence for this book. I'll do two updates after a good sleep! Sorry, sorry!

Chapter 26 I just want to sell barbecue

The fragrant aroma of barbecue filled the festive square filled with laughter and joy. The aroma seemed to have a strange magical power that stimulated people's appetite to the greatest extent. Even those who were full swallowed their saliva subconsciously.

The band stopped playing and the dancers stopped dancing with sweat on their foreheads. They formed a long winding line holding their wine glasses.

The long grill was filled with skewers of meat, and a white-haired boy was sprinkling unknown seasonings on the meat and fiddling with it skillfully.

After spreading the seasoning, he picked up the small brush and dipped it in the jars of oil and unknown dipping sauce, and then brushed it on the barbecue. As the barbecue was turned over, the tempting barbecue began to emit a burst of oil, and a sizzling sound and thick green smoke spread.

The fatal temptation of sight, hearing and smell teased the people in line all the time. Uncle Delaney, who was the first in line, had his eyes wide open. The thick smoke did not make him feel pungent at all. Instead, he sniffed the smell greedily.

The people standing behind him stretched their necks and looked eagerly...

Next to him, a girl in a white dress was holding a small iron basin, which was half filled with silver coins.

"Roast beef, roast lamb, roast beef, roast lamb, beef!!!"

Bei Yuankong skillfully turned the barbecue while shouting, "Roasted eggs, beef eggs, goat eggs, beef and goat eggs~~~ Four skewers for one silver coin, each person is limited to four skewers, only sold for one day, no more orders after the time limit!!!"

Hearing this strange shout, although Uncle Delaney who was standing first in line had a look of urging on his face, there was still a hint of weirdness in his eyes.

He lowered his head to look at the large iron basin beside Kitahara Kong's feet. The basin was filled with an unknown grilled skewers... Since the meat had been cleaned and skewered, it was impossible to tell what it was... But judging from the appearance, it was most likely the tendons of some animal.

Then, Uncle Delaney shook his head again and returned his attention to the grill.

"The finest cattle and sheep are selected from the natural pastures of Mulgore and carefully bred by Tauren animal husbandry masters. When they are hungry, they nibble on the tender and juicy silverleaf grass, and when they are thirsty, they drink the delicious milk produced by the female Tauren."

"They are free and unfettered, bathing in the warm sunshine every day, feeling the gentle breeze on the grassland, and running happily in the sunset... If a man takes a bite, you can feel the elastic softness, and if a woman takes a bite, you can feel the strong power of a bull!"

This inexplicable shouting confused the people in line, and the girl next to this guy had her eyebrows drooped, looking like she had given up and lost her color. However, her hand holding the iron basin occasionally trembled, and the edge of the basin was pinched with finger marks.

"Magic barbecue, magic barbecue! It improves your physical fitness, a must-have for adventures outside. It can help you regain your masculinity in a dangerous dungeon. You can be handsome at fifty, suave at sixty, and just as strong at seventy!"

"Click."

The basin containing money was crushed by the girl's soft fingers, but the boss didn't seem to notice this subtle change. Instead, he shouted even louder.

"One silver coin buys four strings, and each person is limited to four strings! One silver coin cannot buy you a loss, nor can it buy you a scam. One silver coin cannot buy you a mount, nor can it buy you a house in Stormwind City... Eat my string, and the sissy will become a tough guy! Eat my string, girls... Oh, shit!"

The vigorous shouting suddenly stopped. Beiyuan Kong, who was originally excited, frowned and looked at the girl beside him with red ears.

"What are you doing...business."

Hui, with her cheap and red eyes, stared at Kitahara Sora with a rare expression of gritted teeth.

But seeing this guy's sincere face, I didn't know how to respond. After a long pause, I finally managed to say, "No false advertising!"

“False propaganda?”

Beiyuan Kong was immediately unhappy, "You know what you eat will nourish your body, right? My barbecue is good for your body. It's not wrong to say that!"

As soon as these words came out, the Delaney uncle in front of him spoke up. He slowly pointed at his big bald head and said, "Young man, can you grow your hair?"

???

The blue-skinned uncle looked at the two people who were shocked, and continued, "Actually, I would rather have a beautiful beard."

"Beard?"

Beiyuan Kong looked at the uncle with a strange expression. He had a big bald head and two whiskers on his smooth and hairless chin. The burly Draenei was wearing a silver light armor, and the holy light mark on his forehead flickered. He was a paladin at first glance.

Isn’t this the most important thing? The most important thing is that he believed it?! Is he so simple?

"Even the Holy Light can't make you grow a beard, so you expect this thing to do? It's useless. If you want to grow a beard, you have to chew cow hair!"

"No, the Holy Light can show me the way. It is the Holy Light that led me to you."

The Holy Light guided you to buy roast beef? That Holy Light is really awesome!

Looking at Uncle Draenei's pious expression, Kitahara Sora and Hui were stunned. They looked at each other and saw a hint of something strange in each other's eyes.

That sentence is indeed true, the Holy Light is deceiving you, and those who believe in the Holy Light are all big liars!

"You misunderstood, Paladin." Kitahara Sora handed him four skewers of barbecued meat and said sincerely, "Although ancient books say that eating what you eat will replenish your body. But I can only make you stronger, not a wish-granting machine."

"So, which part of the body do you want to strengthen?" Uncle Draenei took out a silver coin and threw it into the basin, looking at the fragrant barbecue and asked in confusion.

"Which part?" Kitahara Kong looked around mysteriously, and the uncle was suddenly stunned, showing an 'I know' expression and leaning his head over.

"Do you have a wife?"

"You mean...wife?" The Paladin thought for a moment and asked in confusion.

"Yes, a mistress is also fine." Kitahara Sora said mysteriously: "Eat my skewers, tonight...hiss!!!"

The sharp pain from the tip of his toe made this guy gasp again. He turned his head and saw the girl next to him gritting her teeth and turning her red face away... She understood too, she understood everything.

On the other side, although Beiyuan Kong hadn't finished the second half of his sentence, he looked at the skewers in his hand in amazement. The honest and pious paladin was suddenly stunned, and then his eyes turned very smartly, revealing a strange smile.

However, the next second, the paladin's expression changed, and he said solemnly, "May the holy light protect you, young man."

Beiyuan Kong's eyes shone, and he responded earnestly and devoutly: "The Holy Light will point you in the direction of advancement, Paladin."

benefit:"……"

The Paladin uncle left happily. After walking a few steps, he smelled the skewers carefully.

Then he slurped the barbecue into his mouth, but after just a few bites he froze where he was. Suddenly he opened his breastplate and stuffed the remaining three skewers of barbecue into his chest... That back view always looked a bit wretched.

Then, Kitahara Sora raised the grilled skewers again, and in front of the grill there was only a small hand holding a silver coin dangling.

"Here, here! It's my turn, it's my turn!"

A shrill voice sounded beneath him, and a Mediterranean forehead moved up and down in his sight... The little dwarf jumped anxiously, as if he couldn't wait to try this incredibly fragrant barbecue.

Kitahara Sora took the silver coin and threw it into the bowl held by Hui, then handed over four skewers of barbecued meat. "Here, your beef."

The dwarf took the kebab, thanked him, and ran away happily. Just as Kitahara Sora was about to pass the kebab to the next person, the shrill voice came again from not far away.

The dwarf waved the barbecue in his hand and shouted: "Hey, look what this is?! The skewers are grilled with brand new spices!"

His voice immediately attracted the people in line, and when everyone thought he was showing off and gave him sinister looks, he suddenly changed the subject and shouted, "Limited edition four skewers of barbecue, one gold coin can save you from the trouble of queuing! Just spend one gold coin and you can enjoy four extra skewers of barbecue!"

???

The people in the queue were also looking at the dancing dwarf in amazement. Beiyuan Kong was stunned, and Hui also stared over there with wide eyes. Scalper? ? ?

And the middlemen make too much money!

One silver coin is equivalent to about 120 yuan, and a kebab that costs an average of 30 yuan is ridiculously expensive! One gold coin? Are you kidding? It's more than 10,000 yuan, which is the cost of an ordinary citizen in Stormwind for half a year!

"Fuck, are there still people like this?"

Kitahara Sora handed the barbecue to the girl with brown hair in front of him, and said to Hui beside him: "More than ten thousand for four skewers of barbecue, will anyone buy it?"

"As long as anything becomes valuable, someone will profit from it. Who told you to limit each person to four skewers?"

"Unlimited? Your dream master took away a lot of them by himself."

Bei Yuankong glanced down at the basin at his feet and said, "That's all I have. I'm too lazy to go back over there to exchange them. I have to satisfy most people!"

Yes, we have long known that we have been targeted by the big guys from MI7, and it was Master Shaw who came in person in disguise!

As soon as the grill was set up, the intelligence chief was waiting in front of him. After tasting the first skewer, he waved his hand and took out ten silver coins to pack up all the forty skewers of barbecue on the grill...

Hui held back her laughter and fiddled with the basin of money on her chest. Suddenly, the unique 'rustling' sound of coins came from the basin.

This sweet voice made Bei Yuankong turn his head subconsciously to take a look. It would have been fine if he hadn't looked, but when he looked, he almost broke his defense. This small pot of silver flowers looked like there were quite a few coins, but if you really counted them, there were probably less than a hundred!

I've been working so hard here, skewering and grilling, and I haven't earned a single gold coin after working for most of the day. And you just get a gold coin by selling the grilled skewers?

And I was the one who did the preparation work. Hui was only responsible for collecting the money. She refused to touch this thing no matter what, and if she did it herself, she had to wear two layers of gloves, otherwise she wouldn't let me hold hands for a week!

So it took me nearly an hour just to skewer this pot of meat!

“No one will buy it!”

Looking at the dwarf profiteer yelling, Bei Yuankong said angrily: "The price difference is a hundred times, anyone who buys it is a fool!"

He handed four skewers of grilled meat to the dwarf in black robes in front of him and said, "You're right, right?"

"You're right, I know that jerk dwarf, he's in the leather business!"

The dwarf uncle took the barbecue and smelled the aroma, then blew his beard angrily, "The most expensive enchanted robe in my store is only no more than two gold coins. He will be beaten, I guarantee it!"

"I feel relieved when you say that!" Kitahara Sora nodded with relief.

As they were talking, there was indeed a commotion over there. The dwarf pretended to put the barbecue to his nose and smelled it, then showed an exaggerated expression of intoxication.