Nobody knows how to be a villain better than me.

Mother Goddess, I did all this for you. Let's forget about this dark history from now on, okay?

Samael first shook his head, then looked intently at Tina, who was crawling on all fours catching rabbits all over the room, and muttered to himself.

"The third question is, given the current situation in the Greek world, what are the more specific strategies that can be developed at this stage?"

The ancient serpent withdrew its gaze, but its self-questioning and brainstorming continued.

Historically, the twelve Titans of Old Otyria, headed by Cronus, were eventually replaced by the twelve Olympian gods, headed by Zeus.

This grand drama of filial piety and parental love should be unfolding soon.

At that time, the war of gods will last for at least ten years.

Most of the forces in the Greek world will be drawn into this, and they will choose sides, supporting either Mount Olympus or Mount Olympus.

Take sides?

Samael frowned slightly and wrote the names Cronus and Zeus on the clay tablet.

Standing with Cronus is tantamount to defying the "destiny" of this world. If one joins in at a critical moment, it could truly reverse the situation.

Therefore, the returns are quite considerable.

Although he possessed the powerful weapon, the Destiny Mud Tablet, the problem was that he was, after all, an undocumented immigrant.

If you jump too high, you risk being targeted by the Greek gods.

Whether it's Cronus or Zeus, these are merely changes in divine authority, and currently, thanks to their foresight, they remain under control.

However, the Greek world was not limited to just these few prominent gods and kings.

In its earliest origins, legend has it that Chaos, the god of chaos, gave birth to Gaia, the earth goddess; Tartarus, the god of the abyss; Erebus, the god of masculine darkness; Nyx, the god of feminine darkness; and Eros, the god of love.

In addition, there is Ananke, whose destiny is inevitable, and Gaia, the Earth Mother Goddess, whose connection to the self-awareness of the entire Earth is unknown.

Even those contradictory and chaotic records cannot be entirely trusted.

But without a doubt, the Greek world was a very complex place, and for him to dare to openly jump in was simply courting death.

That's right, he's tired of living...

Despite being a humanoid vessel for the mother goddess Tiamat, he and she were both newly promoted lower-level gods.

But at most, he would destroy this physical body, and the intellect that had been drawn down would naturally return to the dragon-shaped body, only to be suppressed by his bestial nature once again.

As for the evil thing that seized divine power and divine position, it wasn't so lucky. Being cut into ten or more pieces or dismembered was the least of its worries.

Be cautious, not to protect the Mother Goddess, but to protect yourself.

Tina, I've made such a big sacrifice, so you have to treat me well from now on, okay?

The ancient serpent looked at the evil dragon mother, who was still chasing the rabbit with resentment, and couldn't help but complain and give her some advice.

After a brief moment of deliberation, Samael casually crossed out Cronus's side.

In this unfamiliar new world, to confront fate head-on is a recipe for disaster, unless one is tired of living.

Moreover, the twelve Titans, who are currently at the height of their power, have not shown any sign of being challenged. It would be a miracle if they would even consider a serpent of lower-level god status like me.

Furthermore, given the nature of Cronus and his Titans, it's not impossible that they might turn their backs on him in the future.

At least, as members of Zeus's faction in the three generations of pantheons, they rarely break their promises.

So, should we follow the will of Heaven and associate with this group of new Olympian gods in order to seek divine position and divine power?

Chapter 7 Let’s get to know each other better (3/4)

However, the moment Samael's gaze fell upon Tina, he immediately frowned and, without a second thought, eliminated that option as well.

Of the twelve Olympian gods, apart from a few with some morals, the rest were all scoundrels.

Zeus, the king of the gods, was known as the "human seed-sowing machine." Almost every goddess, succubus, and woman who set his sights on him could not escape his clutches.

In addition, Hera, the goddess of the gods known as the "mistress killer" and the "bastard child terminator," wreaked havoc on all of Greece because of her family drama.

More importantly, Zeus not only liked women, but also men...

There once was a Trojan prince named Ganymede, who was handsome in his youth and was loved by the great stallion king.

Zeus took him to the heavens to be his lover and wine server, to serve wine to the gods.

Later myths say that Zeus transformed into a giant eagle and abducted Ganymede from Mount Ida; afterwards, to appease his father Tros, Zeus gave him a pair of divine horses.

This not only threatened Tina's safety, but also made Samael feel a chill run down his spine, and a sudden tightness and pain in his anus and testicles.

If Zeus were to set his sights on them, things would get really messy, and he certainly didn't want to have another man on top of him.

According to the hierarchy of gods, one must pass through the three stages of lower god, middle god, and upper god before one can contend with the chief god and the god king.

Not to mention the hidden bosses that follow, such as Chaos, Ananke, and Gaia.

Because of the existence of the World Barrier, Tiamat's true form is banned, leaving Samael to fight alone against this group of freaks favored by the Greek world. He simply doesn't have enough cards left for one round.

The best outcome would be for him to take Tina with him and run away from the Greek world.

Therefore, for safety's sake, it's more prudent for me to stand aside in this battle of gods, try to take advantage of the chaos, and increase my strength.

The ancient snake leaned back, slumped weakly in the chair, and rubbed its temples with both hands to relieve the dull pain in its brain.

Well, he's starting to miss Uruk, he misses Mesopotamia.

At least back then, I had some reliable teammates by my side and Tiamat behind me.

Moreover, according to Ereshkigal, if Mesopotamia were to return to the Age of Gods, Gilgamesh, a freak, could potentially become a god-king if he were to be deified.

Being a god in heaven and a king on earth—don't think that's just empty boasting.

With the addition of the royal destiny within Gilgamesh, he could even pose a threat to Marduk.

Even though this Heavenly Wedge had long since turned its back on the gods, they could only vent their anger by sacrificing Enkidu to the heavens, and had no way to touch Gilgamesh.

In short, this situation can be summed up as: "I love that you can't stand me, but you can't do anything about it."

Tsk, if only I could summon that freak Gilgamesh, along with Ishtar, Ereshkigal, Enkidu, and a whole bunch of his friends and acquaintances.

Once they adapt to the environment of the Age of Gods, they will break through their constraints.

Perhaps, he himself would be confident enough to directly confront the two major factions of Greek gods in a head-on battle.

Samael, leaning back in his chair, drifted into reverie.

Suddenly, the ancient serpent, drawing parallels between the intricate kinship chart of the Greek gods and the situation in Mesopotamia, couldn't help but show a strange expression.

Uh, a group of family and friends? That does seem to be true...

In a sense, Gilgamesh was the divine son nurtured by Apsu, the creator father, using the tablets of destiny.

Within Enkidu's body lies a fragment of the soul of Kingu, the son of the mother goddess Tiamat.

Both Ereshkigal and Ishtar are individuals born from the division of the Mother Goddess's power.

He himself was an adopted son who was given new life by the Mother of Origin.

Goodness, one brother and three sisters...

If they all come to Greece, they'll really be a large family of relatives.

Thinking of this, Samael didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and his agitated heart gradually calmed down in his memories.

He did not regret his choice, and he would never drag Gilgamesh and others into the Greek world because of his own obsession.

The ancient snake gathered its thoughts, tapped the clay tablet with its carving knife, and continued writing.

Therefore, the arrangement from most recent to furthest in time can be listed as follows.

Task 1: Familiarize yourself with the Qiliqia Marshland, clear out the nearby monsters, devour them, complete the Beast Power and Spirit Origin Chart, and enhance your divinity.

Task 2: Find a way to connect with the Serpent Mother Urkadna.

This supreme being, who rules over the waters of Cilicia and possesses the power over the earth and death, is most likely the mother of the three Gorgon sisters.

I wonder if Anna has already been born.

Task 3: Wait for the right moment to act, and take advantage of the chaos when the war between the old and new twelve main gods begins.

After all, he was the divine child of Tiamat, possessing extraordinary potential.

This war of the gods, which has lasted for more than ten years, will result in the deaths and injuries of countless Titans and monsters.

He believed that if he could devour those flesh and corpses without anyone noticing, his strength would advance by leaps and bounds.

Having finished writing, Samael stopped carving, looked with satisfaction at the plan that now had a clear outline on the clay tablet, and placed it on the shelf as if it were a leisurely book.

To be on the safe side, Samael didn't even use cuneiform script, but directly adopted simplified Chinese characters from thousands of years later.

Therefore, neither the Greek gods nor the visitors from Mesopotamia who found it could possibly decipher its contents.

When it comes to matters of life and death, and the success or failure of Tiamat's intellectual endeavors, caution is always the best policy.

Having sorted out his thoughts, the rebellious serpent, which harbored ill intentions towards the Greek world, rose and stretched its limbs, crackling and popping.

Afterwards, Samael felt refreshed and began cooking while humming a tune in the spacious cave.

The staple food was a type of wheat cake from Mesopotamia, taken from Noah's Ark, and the main course was several pounds of marinated and roasted monster meat, which smelled delicious.

As for the side dishes and desserts, Greece is filled with rich, ecliptic berry sauces that are sweet and sour, perfectly in line with Mediterranean flavors.

Half an hour later, a sumptuous dinner was served.

The Origin Goddess, who was having so much fun playing with the rabbit, was pulled by Samael to wash her hands and cleanse herself before she was allowed to eat.

Watching Tina puff out her cheeks and devour her food at the table, Samael smiled with a sense of accomplishment.

Although we have entered the Age of Gods, the quality of life must not decline.

Whether you are a human or a snake, you must have aspirations.

After a quick dinner, Samael felt a little tired after soothing the energetic juvenile mother goddess to bed.

The ancient serpent tossed aside the hypnotic clay tablet storybook, feeling the etheric wash and the soreness that strengthened its muscles and bones. It yawned, stepped into its bedroom, and drifted off to sleep.

Fifteen minutes later, a furtive figure, like a puppy searching for its home, wrinkled its nose and followed the familiar scent, crawling up from the bottom and into a corner of the bed.

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Chapter Eight: The Old Pervert's Pride (4/4)

In the early morning, warm-toned sunlight streams into the cavern, and a gentle breeze carrying the fresh scent of earth and plants circulates freely.

Feeling refreshed, Samael lazily stretched out his arms as he awoke from his sleep.

The tight binding around his waist and the pressure on his chest made the ancient snake lift a corner of the blanket and lower his head to observe.

There she was, Tina, who had somehow ended up on Samael's bed, curled up in his arms like a kitten, her serene face full of baby-like innocence.

A glistening drop of saliva slid from the corner of his lips and landed on the ancient snake's chest, bringing a slight stickiness and coolness.

Tina woke up from her sleep because she inadvertently increased the range of her physical activity, and groggily got out of bed.

Suddenly, the blanket that barely covered the goddess's delicate body slipped off her fragrant shoulders, and her pair of ample breasts, exposed to the air, bounced wildly in front of Samael's eyes, dazzling him.

Even worse, Tina leaned her torso forward and straightened up by pulling her pert buttocks back.

The hard, unyielding feel of the seat made the intellectually challenged goddess squeeze her legs together, shifting restlessly. Confused, she curiously reached out her delicate hand towards the gradually heating and rising object.

hiss…

The ancient snake's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. He couldn't help but gasp. Before his strengths and weaknesses could be exposed, his right hand shot out with lightning speed and pressed down hard on Tina's fingers.

With a combination of coaxing and deception, they finally managed to get this mother, who possessed only the mind of an infant, to leave.

Samael immediately jumped out of bed and rushed into the underground river cave, leaping into it.

Washed by the icy river water, the desires stirred in his heart gradually subsided, and the ancient snake finally managed to crawl ashore.

"Snapped!"

The crisp snap of her fingers struck Tina's smooth forehead, causing the goddess's juvenile form, who was crouching on the riverbank looking out, to clutch her head in pain.

"How many times have I told you, you're not allowed to climb into my bed at night."

Samael rolled his eyes and snorted, reiterating the rules.

“Samael…likes…”