Nobody knows how to be a villain better than me.

"It's all your fault! Not a single photo you took is usable, and you made me sacrifice so much!"

"You have the nerve to talk back to me? You said you'd take care of it yourself, guaranteeing that the moment they saw you, they'd swarm around you like flies. And what happened? You still got a beating, didn't you? And now you've made me squat here feeding mosquitoes with you. Look at the lousy idea you came up with!"

Not to be outdone, Ereshkigal rolled her eyes at a certain confident ancient Babylonian goddess.

"It's his own fault for lacking taste, how can you blame me?!"

Unwilling to admit her seduction failed, Rin Tohsaka stubbornly retorted, then her eyes flashed, and she coldly snorted, trying to salvage her goddess charm.

"Maybe he likes men!"

"Didn't you say he was a lolicon?"

Ai Lei rolled her eyes at her sister and bluntly exposed her.

"Did I misjudge him?!"

Rin Tohsaka tried to defend herself, and then, in order to get away from this awkward topic as quickly as possible, she retorted sharply.

"You're the same, claiming your photography skills are professional! And this is it? Not a single photo you took is usable! Now you've run away, what are we supposed to do?"

"If I want to take a photo, I have to base it on the actual scene, right? Who told you to be so useless? The goddess of beauty can't even handle an unknown heroic spirit!"

Unwilling to be humiliated, Ai Lei angrily stood up and fought back.

"If your skills aren't good enough, they're not good enough! Stop making excuses for yourself! Saying you can win the Pulitzer Prize if you want to? Hah..."

But when it comes to arguing, they are always reasonable, and when they can't win an argument, they resort to irrationality. Ishtar has always been the most skilled goddess in Mesopotamia at being a sophistry and unreasonable person.

"It's just a few photos! I'll handle it!"

Immediately, Ai Lei, who was already furious, lost her temper and snorted coldly.

Seeing her half-sister approaching menacingly, Rin Tohsaka shrank back, her momentum waning, and lowered her voice, muttering irritably.

"Are you out of your mind? The person has long since disappeared. Where are you going to take pictures?"

"No need to take pictures! With these, whatever angle or pose you want, I can give it to you!"

Ai Lei raised the baseboard in her hand and spoke with great conviction.

Completely bewildered, Rin Tohsaka was naturally skeptical.

"Are you kidding?"

Unable to bear the provocation, Ai Lei immediately turned on her portable computer and a special software, and spoke confidently.

"Hmph, let me show you what real skill is!"

In the dimly lit alley, the former goddess of the underworld squatted under a streetlamp, typing furiously on a glowing keyboard, the image in the center of the screen shifting and changing.

A few minutes later, after a series of complicated operations, Rin Tohsaka stared in disbelief at the two figures, one large and one small, intimately embracing each other in an ambiguous posture on the screen.

It's unbelievable that even photos can be faked; human technology is truly incredible.

"You're something else! Okay, I admit I underestimated you a bit, Ellie."

Seeing that her wish had been fulfilled, Rin Tohsaka raised her little hand and excitedly patted her older sister's shoulder, reaching out to take the modified baseboard.

"Wait, isn't what we're doing a bit...?"

However, as the delivery date approached, Ereshkigal couldn't help but raise her hand and press down on Rin Tohsaka's hand, her eyes filled with hesitation and entanglement.

"Listen carefully, Ereshkigal, for the Holy Grail..."

Rin Tohsaka, who had inadvertently let slip the secret, coughed lightly to cover it up, then straightened her face and spoke with a righteous air.

"Cough, it's to protect our families. No matter how despicable the means, we'll do it!"

"Okay, okay."

Ereshkigal, who had unknowingly become an accomplice, reluctantly let go after being repeatedly persuaded by Rin Tohsaka. However, due to a shred of conscience, she ultimately added a condition.

"However, promise me that this can only be shown to Sakura, don't give it to Tokiomi."

"no problem!"

Rin Tohsaka made a solemn promise, and at the same time, she couldn't wait to snatch the bottom plate, a sinister smile like that of a little devil on her face.

Excellent, the evidence is in hand!

Go to hell, you lolicon!

"Ah!"

At this moment, Samael, who was flying over a mountain range in the form of a streak of light, suddenly felt a chill and couldn't help but sneeze loudly. He almost lost his balance and fell from the sky.

Why are you talking about me again? Could it be that those two crazy women who got stood up are up to something?

No, I have to hurry!

It must be said that Samael, who knew the two men's personalities well, guessed the answer with a little thought.

Immediately, sensing an ominous premonition, the ancient snake decisively accelerated and rushed towards the shopping street in a great hurry.

As the golden-red arc of light in the night sky gradually faded into the distance, a chocolate-skinned little girl, sitting on a smooth blue stone and gazing at the night sky, wiggled her smooth little feet, her eyes full of anticipation, nestled among the dense bushes at the foot of the mountain.

When will the game Mom mentioned start?

Chapter 164 Good luck, let's eat chicken tonight! (4.5k views)

Night falls at the Tohsaka residence.

In the dimly lit corridor, a petite figure tiptoed toward the next room.

"Rin, you're back?"

Just as the little girl was about to push the door open, a figure skillfully jumped through the window and landed in the corridor. The figure looked around and locked onto the little girl in front of the door, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

"You rascal, why don't you use the front door? Why do you keep jumping out the window? Anyone who didn't know better would think our house had been burgled!"

Rin Tohsaka instinctively stiffened, then came to her senses and glared at the unconventional Heroic Spirit, gritting her teeth in complaint.

"Ahem, I'm used to it. But that's not the point. Actually, I..."

Samael coughed slightly, trying to cover his embarrassment. He looked around to make sure no one was nearby, then slowly walked towards Rin Tohsaka. A serious expression appeared on his face, and he lowered his voice and spoke softly.

"Wait, what are you holding?"

However, the moment the ancient snake approached, his gaze fell upon Rin Tohsaka's furtive hands clasped behind her back, and a sense of unease arose in his heart. He subconsciously asked a question.

"Nothing! Absolutely nothing!"

Rin Tohsaka, standing at the door, straightened her small frame and shook her head like a rattle-drum, repeatedly vouching for him.

Generally speaking, from a psychological perspective, the more someone repeatedly argues for what they say and tries to dispel your doubts in various ways, the more likely they are to be lying.

Because this is often a sign of a guilty conscience.

Samael narrowed his eyes, his gaze intense.

"Really?"

"It was just a field trip assignment given by the teacher."

"let me see!"

"No! These are personal belongings!"

Rin Tohsaka sensed something was wrong and firmly shook her head in refusal, while clutching what she was holding tightly and shrinking back step by step.

"How old are you? Why are you still so shy?"

Samael pressed forward, cornering the sneaky little girl and a cold smile playing on his lips.

"You seem to have forgotten that I'm your homework tutor. You need to review your work before you hand it in? Give it to me!"

As he spoke, the ancient snake reached out and snatched it without any hesitation.

"No!"

Driven to desperation, Rin Tohsaka also desperately shielded the illicit object in her hand to her chest, using her agile physique to dodge and weave through Samael's clutches.

Gradually, the two figures, one tall and one short, went from slapping each other's arms to pulling and tugging at each other, and finally squeezed together in the increasingly fierce struggle.

In the end, Samael, who possessed the status of a Heroic Spirit and could unleash more power without restraint, was clearly superior in skill. After several exchanges, he decisively pinned Rin Tohsaka to the ground and snatched the file bag from her arms.

"Bring it to you!"

"I'd rather die than give it to you!"

However, Rin Tohsaka was no pushover either. She gripped the bottom half of the file folder tightly, clenching her hands in a tug-of-war with Samael.

"Thorn..."

However, the small document bag could not withstand the torment of the two deities. With a dull tearing sound, the sealed kraft paper was snapped in two. As the two stumbled backward, the contents inside scattered with a whoosh, falling like snowflakes throughout the corridor.

Two figures, one tall and one short, each clutching an empty half-paper bag, stared at each other, the atmosphere strangely eerie.

The next moment, Samael, having regained his senses, decisively bent down and picked up several intact photos from the ground.

Suddenly, a private photo of a blond, handsome guy with vertical pupils and a black-haired, blue-eyed, twin-tailed loli snuggling close together came into the eye of the ancient snake.

Moreover, it has all kinds of angles and poses.

The ancient snake's mouth twitched violently, and its facial muscles trembled as if it had Parkinson's disease.

If Samael weren't absolutely certain of his memories from today and his preference for older women, he would have genuinely believed that he had done something monstrous to the seemingly apologetic, flat-chested loli in front of him.

"do not look!"

Rin Tohsaka, who was a beat slow to react, was caught red-handed by the victim and was filled with shame and indignation.

However, the die was cast, and Samael, with his excellent eyesight, quickly scanned through the various ambiguous poses of the two in the photos, his face gradually turning as dark as the bottom of a pot.

Well, you've fabricated evidence and concocted charges to frame me, you've even used Photoshop!

I was actually really looking forward to this reunion and was planning to give you all a surprise!

The ancient snake grew angrier and angrier, and its anger and anxiety intensified, leading to rage and malice.

"You dare frame me? You're dead! I'll expose this and show your own father what you've been learning in school!"

"Come on, let's hurt each other! I'll say you did it, I have photographic evidence, let's see who Tokiomi believes!"

Upon hearing this, Rin Tohsaka's heart skipped a beat, but her stubborn nature led the goddess to abandon all morals and steel her resolve to turn the tables on him.

"Heh, trying to fool me?"

Samael gave a cold smile, his eyes filled with malice.

"You think I don't know Photoshop? This thing is still in its infancy, the technology is far from mature. If I wanted to, I could find the loopholes in it in a matter of minutes!"

Hearing that the Heroic Spirit before her was so knowledgeable, even knowing about obscure technologies like Photoshop, and seemed quite professional, Rin Tohsaka was dumbfounded.

"Give me!"

In a panic, the shameless goddess immediately pounced on him, baring her teeth and claws, intending to destroy the evidence.

"No!"

Caught off guard, Samael had no choice but to turn his back to protect the photo in his hand, while he was tackled by Rin Tohsaka, who was desperate and reckless.

"Bring it!"

Rin Tohsaka straddled the victim's back, frantically searching for the hidden photos.

"Don't think about it!"

Samael resolutely protected the evidence, dodging Rin Tohsaka's indiscriminate groping, and prepared to fight the evil forces to the end.

Soon, two figures, one tall and one short, were wrestling on the ground.

"Uncle Arthur... Sister... You..."

Just as the two were locked in a fierce battle, a petite figure suddenly appeared in front of the spiral staircase in the corridor, looking in astonishment at Samael and Rin Tohsaka, who were still locked in an up-and-down position on the ground, entangled with each other.

At this moment, the two people who were wrestling on the ground looked at each other in bewilderment. Under the innocent and confused gaze of the little girl, they hurriedly jumped apart as if they had been electrocuted and got up.

They suddenly remembered that Sakura Tohsaka's talent was "imaginary number," and magicians with the imaginary number attribute were lurkers who could insert their hands into dimensional rifts.

Therefore, even though they consciously set up a simple barrier in the corridor, Sakura Tohsaka still managed to break through it without them noticing and got to watch a god war drama for free.

"Sakura, things aren't what you think..."

"Ahem, yes, let me explain... Dan."