After breaking up with my girlfriend, I became a Great Sage of the Demon Clan.

"It's good that Zhongdou Xingjun prioritizes righteousness."

Zhongdou Xingjun adjusted his round-framed sunglasses.

"You flatter me."

"Then the Mystic Maiden will go ahead."

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden was enveloped in auspicious light and flew towards the Magpie Bridge Immortal's cave.

不过几个呼吸9，九4天玄女就从八蟠桃园2外飞到了鹊桥仙的洞府3前。∥〔'＞5?⊙

At this moment, Little Yama and Wuquxing, who had changed into men's clothing, were sitting at the entrance of the cave. In front of them was a campfire with a wooden frame on it, on which were several skewers of sizzling, oily roasted meat.

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden landed in front of Little Yama and Wuqu Star, and Little Yama and Wuqu Star's eyes lit up.

Zhou Yan once said that the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden was a slightly plump young woman. Young people may not understand the beauty of a slightly plump young woman, but whether it is Little Yama or Wuqu Star, they are both over a hundred years old. They have no interest in those skinny girls with flat buttocks. A slightly plump young woman is the real gem.

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden is the kind of woman who exudes the charm of a mature woman, with a plump and juicy figure like a ripe peach.

A truly top-quality product.

The kind of sexiness where cuteness pales in comparison.

"Greetings, Yama, Wuqu Star, and Xuan Nu."

Xuan Nu clasped her hands in greeting to Xiao Yan Jun and Wu Qu Xing.

Wuqu Star, Little Yama King stood up and returned the greeting with clasped hands.

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden lowered her clasped hands and inquired.

"Gentlemen, the matter of the Magpie Bridge Fairy is of great importance, and the Mystic Maiden is deeply troubled. May I ask if there is anything we can do to assist you?"

Little Yama and Wuqu Star looked at each other, and Jiutian Xuannv suddenly realized that there was a lot of teasing and amusement in their eyes, the kind of teasing that she and Bai Ze used when they were gossiping.

Little Yama immediately said.

"Yes, of course. Does the immortal know that the Magpie Bridge Fairy is in unrequited love with the Weaver Girl?"

　"Nine≠Four跁〈-Ai＠驷＼;糤三≈ˉ崚5仲ﰐ: The Nine Heavens Mysterious Maiden responded."

"Xuan Nu had heard Bai Ze mention this before. Bai Ze also said that the Magpie Bridge Fairy was deeply in love, and that her love would inevitably lead to a short life."

Wu Quxing interjected.

"Forget about whether this deep affection will lead to a long life or not, Immortal. We've thought about it. The best way to prevent the Magpie Bridge from collapsing is to find the Weaver Girl. Let the one who tied the knot untie it."

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden praised.

"A wise move."

Wu Quxing looked troubled.

"However, we can't find this Weaver Girl no matter what we do."

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden was somewhat surprised.

"Can't even find Bai Ze?"

Wu Quxing nodded vigorously.

"Yes, Bai Ze searched for a month but couldn't find her, so we had to try a different approach. Since we couldn't find the Weaver Girl, we decided to impersonate her ourselves."

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden chuckled, a hint of mischievousness appearing on her beautiful, mature face. Despite being a young woman, she now displayed the playfulness of a little girl.

"Should I dress up myself, or do I need Bai Ze to do it?"

Little Yama asked.

"Is there some trick to Bai Ze's disguise?"

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden countered with a question.

"Don't you two know? Bai Ze has a supernatural power that allows him to transform the aura of all the gods and Buddhas. In addition, Bai Ze can see everything in the world at a glance. Even a minor fairy like the Magpie Bridge Fairy is no match for Bai Ze."

"Oh dear..." Nine

Little Yama sighed deeply. (Four)

"The Immortal and we share the same view. We also feel that Bai Ze is the most suitable person to handle the matter of appeasing the Magpie Bridge Fairy, but Bai Ze declined, saying that anyone else could go."

Little Yama then clasped his hands in a fist salute to the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden.

"Immortal, didn't you come to ask us what help we need?"

"Perfect timing, why don't you come and try to persuade Bai Ze?"

Little Yama gave Wuqu Star a look. Three

Wu Quxing also clasped his hands in greeting.

"How can one shirk responsibility for the affairs of the world's people! If I hadn't been unable to deceive the Magpie Bridge Fairy, I would have gone myself. Now, only Bai Ze is capable, yet he's making all sorts of excuses to avoid it. Immortal, you must properly instruct Bai Ze, teach him to wear women's clothing later—no, I mean, to wear the Weaver Girl's seamless fairy robes, and dress up as the Weaver Girl properly."

These words struck a chord with the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden.

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden spoke righteously and eloquently.

"That's only right, Yama, God of War, rest assured. I've seen the Weaver Girl before and know what she looks like, what her figure is like, and what her voice is like. Later, Xuan Nu will not only have Bai Ze disguise himself as the Weaver Girl, but she will also help Bai Ze get his body ready so that when Bai Ze comes out, he will be no different from the Weaver Girl of yesteryear."

Little Yama handed a camera to Wuquxing beside him. Wuquxing took it and excitedly said as he turned it on.

"Then we'll have to trouble you, Immortal. We will definitely do our best to assist you."

Little Yama himself picked up a camera and started adjusting the data as he spoke.

"Immortal, please go to the top of Mount Dalong. That white-haired beast is contemplating life there and needs your guidance!"

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden clasped her hands in greeting.

"We will certainly not live up to everyone's expectations!"

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden was enveloped in light and flew towards the Great Dragon Mountain next to Zhou Yan's location.

As she flew over, the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden could faintly hear the conversation between Little Yama and Wuqu Star.

"I must take a picture of it later..."

"My camera has over 100 million pixels, I guarantee it will capture every single pore!"

"Hehe, this way I've dressed as a woman, Xiao Yan has dressed as a woman, and Lao Yan, you're a woman all along, so nobody has to look down on anyone else..."

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden swiftly traversed several kilometers of road and arrived above the summit of Mount Dalong.

As Little Yama and Wuqu Star said, Zhou Yan, that white-haired beast, sat on the mountaintop, staring blankly in a certain direction.

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden began to descend towards the ground, but before she landed, Zhou Yan, who had his back to her, spoke.

"I know what you've come here for."

As he spoke, Zhou Yan sighed.

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden countered with a question.

"Since you know that, why don't you go quickly?"

Little Yama gave Zhou Yan seven days to find a way to deceive the Magpie Bridge Fairy, or Zhou Yan would have to do it himself. Zhou Yan searched, and the first path he took was to go to the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden and ask her if there was any way to deceive the Magpie Bridge Fairy.

However, Zhou Yan was too embarrassed to go and ask in person, so he used his All-Seeing Eye to simulate the future.

In the simulated future, when Zhou Yan asked the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden if there was a way to deceive the Magpie Bridge Fairy, the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden immediately denied Zhou Yan's last hope.

As a high-ranking god who is renowned for his military strategy and martial prowess, the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden is capable of fighting and arranging troops, but she is not up to the task of deceiving the Magpie Bridge Fairy. Of course, the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden is not capable, but Zhou Yan is.

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden said at the time that with Bai Ze's supernatural powers, he could easily fool the Magpie Bridge Fairy.

As a result, Zhou Yan became depressed.

Zhou Yan's head drooped in fear.

"I... I'm just conflicted..."

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden walked to Zhou Yan's side and sat down.

Zhou Yan immediately felt a captivating fragrance wafting around him.

The Nine Heavens Mysterious Maiden finds joy in the Dao.

"I never imagined that the mighty Bai Ze would get so hung up on something as trivial as pretending to be a woman."

Zhou Yan turned to look at the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden and asked in return.

"Is this a small matter?"

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden countered with a question.

"Isn't this a small matter? Bai Ze, how many times did you transform into a fairy to deceive people back then? After you succeeded, you would happily come to me and say how silly and interesting the deceived gods were. Why are you so hesitant and timid now?"

Zhou Yan: "..."

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden smiled happily.

"Let me give you an example. Do you know the Jade Flower Immortal?"

Zhou Yan shook his head.

"That's what the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden explained."

"Tell me about a thousand years ago, there was a man named Li Youxian. His father suffered a tragedy, and in order to save his father, he sold himself to the Great North Courtyard for a hundred gold pieces. After being educated by pimps, forced to have sex, and abused, he met his savior, Kuang Renlong."

"Kuang Renlong redeemed him and, in return, had him disguise himself as a woman and marry into the Kuang family as a concubine. Later, Kuang Renlong and his wife were framed and exiled to Datong to guard the border. He escaped with Kuang Renlong's young son, Kuang Ding, and raised the child as a mother."

"Afterwards, Kuang Ding lived up to everyone's expectations and became the top scholar in the imperial examination. Kuang Renlong was exonerated, and the family of three was reunited. He left a letter for Kuang Renlong saying that he was thirty-five years old, had been a man for seventeen years and a woman for eighteen years, and now had no more attachments in his heart. He had seen through the world and was going to become a monk."

"After the eighth day, the five Li and seven immortals cultivated and went deep into the mountains to see the Taoist temple. They entered the temple and a young Taoist boy said that his master was coming back today. His master had wanted to experience what it was like to be a woman, so he went down to the mortal world to experience it. As a result, he was reborn as a boy."

"So they had no choice but to change his fate and make him a woman for eighteen years." The more Li Youxian listened, the more it sounded like herself, so she asked, "Who is your master?"

"The young Taoist said that my master was the Jade Flower Immortal, who is now called Li Youxian in the mortal world. Upon realizing this, Li Youxian immediately had an epiphany, shed his mortal body, and returned to his immortal status."

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden laughed and laughed with increasing joy.

“Little guy, you’re still worrying about these trivial things. Which of the gods in heaven cares about this? It’s time for them to have any status they want.”

Zhou Yan sighed, feeling like the young man had a lot to say but couldn't get it out.

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden reached out and put her arm around Zhou Yan's shoulder, the soft sensation traveling from where Zhou Yan and the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden touched to Zhou Yan's body.

"Alright, alright, little guy, do you think all the gods and Buddhas are detached from worldly affairs, only knowing how to put up statues for people to worship and burn incense?"

"The gods and Buddhas in heaven have suffered countless hardships, tribulations, and changes in the human world."

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden pinched Zhou Yan's cheek.

"Nobody cares about something like this."

Zhou Yan pushed away the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden's hand, but she still reached out her claw and rubbed Zhou Yan's head.

You can't touch older Bai Ze; only young Bai Ze can be petted.

"So the gods and Buddhas have done this kind of thing too much?"

Zhou Yan whispered.

"Yes, yes, even the gods in heaven have suffered enough."

Zhou Yan gritted his teeth and said.

"So what I'm doing is nothing?"

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden countered with a question.

"Why do you think these things are such a big deal, little guy?"

Chapter Five: Dressing Up

Although I already knew the outcome, and although I also knew that my struggle was meaningless.

Although he had long understood that once Xiao Yanjun revealed that Bai Ze had successfully deceived the Magpie Bridge Fairy, he had no way out.

There was only one option for the future, but Zhou Yan still wanted to struggle, otherwise his manly heart would always feel uneasy.

Now, the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden suppressed the remaining force of this struggle.

Little Yama has given him four days to think it over, which is ninety-six hours. Zhou Yan doesn't want it.

"All right……"

Zhou Yan slapped away the hand of the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden that was rubbing his head.