After breaking up with my girlfriend, I became a Great Sage of the Demon Clan.

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Outside the Magpie Bridge Fairy Mansion.

Xiao Yanjun and Wu Quxing began packing up their photography equipment. Once finished, Xiao Yanjun walked over to Wu Quxing, and the two sat together to watch the video Wu Quxing had taken with his camera.

In the video, Zhou Yan, seemingly detached from the world, stands amidst a cluster of flowers. The wind blows through his long hair, and as he walks, a refined and aloof aura permeates the air.

It's so beautiful!

Little Yama gave a thumbs up.

"Old Wu, how much of a buzz do you think this thing would get if it were posted online?"

The Star of Martial Arts rejoices.

"It should get at least 100,000 likes."

"Thumbs up, online, what does that mean?"

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden walked over and sat down next to Little Yama and Wuqu Star, and also turned her head to look at Wuqu Star's camera.

Wu Quxing moved the camera closer to Jiutian Xuannv.

"It's all because of our handsome Xiaoyan..."

Wu Quxing's eyes were full of amusement.

"Let more people see that good things shouldn't be kept secret; they should be shared, right?"

Little Yama chuckled.

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden nodded.

"Indeed, this is a little girl I mentored..."

The voice of Wu Quxing began to appear in the video.

"...I saw flowers and the moon, I saw wind and autumn..."

Next, the background music switched by Little Yama. (珋)

Suddenly, the scene began to have a beautiful feel. (Sulfur)

Wu Qu Xing nudged Little Yama with his elbow.

"Hey Lao Yan, what do you think about Xiao Yan using this skin to scam people during his livestreams? How much money do you think he could make?" Si

Little Yama stroked his chin and said.

"Then join a union, and wait for the union's high-ranking father to come and tell Xiao Yan, the high-ranking official, where he'll be staying tonight?" Er

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden standing nearby couldn't understand what these two were saying.

Perhaps it's because I haven't found a suitable incarnation to undergo tribulation in the last few hundred years. Maybe when I go back this time, I should cut off a suitable incarnation and see how the world has changed?

In the video, Zhou Yan walked to the front of the Magpie Bridge Fairy's residence and stood still.

The ribbons on Zhou Yan's body floated freely, and the sunlight shone on her, giving the already beautiful "girl" a golden edge.

The camera controlled by Wuquxing moved upwards from under Zhou Yan, circling around him and perfectly showcasing the Weaver Girl's face and temperament.

Little Yama immediately said.

"She truly deserves to be called a fairy descended from heaven. Her temperament and appearance are unmatched in all the pretentious music videos I've seen."

Wuquxing gave a thumbs up.

"This is because I took the best photo. If you ask someone else to take a photo, who else can twist their waist 180 degrees like me?"

"coax……"

Suddenly, a layer of white light covered the faces of Little Yama, Wuqu Star, and Nine Heavens Mysterious Lady.

The three true gods all looked up and gazed ahead.

From the Magpie Bridge Fairy's residence, a bird-shaped beam of light shot into the sky, reaching straight to the heavens.

Little Yama, the Star of Martial Arts, had a drastic change in expression.

Little Yama stood up from the ground and said sadly.

"Didn't Xiao Yan say he had already resolved the Magpie Bridge Fairy matter? Why..."

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden looked at it for a few seconds and then explained.

"The Magpie Bridge is fine. But the Magpie Bridge Fairy is returning the power to control the Magpie Bridge. Now this power has returned from the human world to the heavenly realm."

"Little Yama," Wu Quxing said, looking at Jiutian Xuannv again. "I'm so happy!"

Is this really true?

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden pointed to the sky.

"Since the Heavenly Court didn't shake, the Magpie Bridge should be unaffected..."

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

A dark shadow emerged from the bottom of the Magpie Bridge light pillar opposite. This shadow was surrounded by tens of thousands of light birds, flew straight into the air with the Magpie Bridge light pillar, and then disappeared into the horizon.

After a long while, the pillars of light from the Magpie Bridge dispersed, and countless luminous birds scattered across the sky.

The Little Yama King, the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden, and the Martial Star below stared in astonishment at all of this.

Another long period of time passed.

"The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden murmured."

"That guy just now... looked like Bai Ze?"

Little Yama, the Star of Martial Arts nodded.

The one that just flew up from the bottom of the Magpie Bridge pillar of light was Zhou Yan.

Little Yama stared at the sky, where the Magpie Bridge pillar of light and Zhou Yan were no longer present.

"Xiao Yan, this... has it gone to heaven?"

"Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden hesitated," she said.

"They must have gone back to Heaven..."

After a pause, the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden spoke with a complicated expression.

"I hope Bai Ze can come back alive."

Chapter Seven: Heavenly Court

Light, all of it is light.

Before Zhou Yan's eyes, his entire body was surrounded by layers of light.

The light formed a powerful torrent that propelled Zhou Yan from the ground into the air.

As a great divine beast possessing its own small world, Zhou Yan could sense that when these lights were impacting him in one direction with immense power, it wasn't simply about creating distance between him and the light.

The surrounding space underwent an extremely exaggerated folding, exceeding the normal meaning of spatial leap. Even if Zhou Yan could travel a thousand miles in one step on Earth, he wouldn't achieve one percent of the degree of spatial folding at this moment.

This exaggerated shifting of the universe lasted for a full minute.

It wasn't until a minute later that Zhou Yan felt the space around him begin to shift from distorted to relaxed, and the bird-shaped lights began to dissipate one by one.

After the birds of light dispersed, Zhou Yan's feet landed on a dilapidated and cracked old bridge that would be considered a dangerous structure anywhere else.

Darkness enveloped Zhou Yan from among the scattered birds of light, and soon, only darkness remained around him.

Zhou Yan looked down at the bridge and opened its attribute panel.

Name: Otsuki Bridge.

Origin: A bridge in the heavens.

Status: Damaged, unusable, can only be used to move around in the vicinity.

Zhou Yan: "..."

Zhou Yan had previously used his All-Seeing Eye to see that, in the end, the Magpie Bridge Fairy would transform into countless birds of light and scatter. At that point, Zhou Yan would no longer be able to use his All-Seeing Eye to foresee the future.

These luminous birds are the divine essence of the Magpie Bridge Fairy. The Magpie Bridge Fairy returned the divine essence to the Heavenly Court. After the Heavenly Court was opened, some force suppressed Zhou Yan's vision.

However, at that time, Zhou Yan saw that the Magpie Bridge Fairy didn't intend to kill him or do anything to retaliate against society, so he didn't pay any attention to it.

Was he tricked by the Magpie Bridge Fairy?

Zhou Yan rubbed his temples and muttered something under his breath.

"Simps are such scumbags."

Zhou Yan guessed that the return of the ba godhood to the heavenly court was probably because the Magpie Bridge Fairy didn't want him to die and wanted to send him to the heavenly court to see if the Queen Mother of the West could save him.

This should be the only way that the Magpie Bridge Fairy could think of to save Zhou Yan, no, the Weaver Girl.

He had clearly said he was going to die with the Magpie Bridge Fairy, but this bastard, despite saying it was okay, still used his last bit of strength to send himself to the Heavenly Court to beg for a chance to live.

Oh shit……

You simps should just be simps and obediently listen to your crushes/gods. Why are you taking matters into your own hands?

Do you know how many enemies this white-haired monster has in Heaven?

Zhou Yan looked around somewhat timidly. All around him was a scene of ruins similar to the South Heavenly Gate, and even at his feet was a bridge that had broken in the middle.

Zhou Yan went down the bridge.

Below the Dayue Bridge was a blue brick ground. On this ground were collapsed palaces, half-collapsed palaces, and intact palaces, but all of these palaces were hidden in the darkness. Zhou Yan added the "night vision" ability to his attribute panel so that he could see the palaces on the ground clearly.

Then I started to feel guilty.

Lü Dongbin once said that when he first returned to Heaven, he wanted to kill so many gods that they could be lined up from the South Heavenly Gate to the North Heavenly Gate.

Zhou Yan used to think this was fake, just Lü Dongbin spouting nonsense.

However, Zhou Yan, who had visited Nantianmen once, discovered that 80% of what Lü Dongbin said was true.

Therefore, Zhou Yan had previously resolved that no matter what, he must not go to the Heavenly Court.

What you fear most is what comes to pass.

He was actually sent to the Heavenly Court by the sycophantic Magpie Fairy.

Zhou Yan's current feeling is like the Magpie Bridge Fairy wants to see Lu Heal Lu, the screenwriter is a warrior of love who wants pure love, but the illustrator is Tian Hongguang from Wu 2, who wants a mature wife but ends up with a milk teacher.

You're completely going in the wrong direction!

Of course, there is one piece of good news: I am now wearing the skin of the Weaver Girl.

Even the Magpie Bridge Fairy didn't recognize that he was Bai Ze in disguise. In the Heavenly Court, the gods who had only met the Weaver Girl a few times probably wouldn't be able to recognize that he was an imposter either.

I think... right?

Zhou Yan planned to use his keen eyesight to look around, but quickly abandoned the idea.

Judging from the corpses of the immortals at the South Heavenly Gate, those immortals who had a grudge against him seemed to understand the effects of the Extreme Eye. Even when he was exploring within the Extreme Eye, these immortals could still sense his presence.

Then he shouted "White-haired beast!" and came out to chop himself up, preparing to cut himself into small pieces to eat with noodles that night.

Therefore, those who gaze upon the heavens can see the future, but cannot escape the dangers.

Therefore, the best way to avoid danger is to not use your eyes to see, but simply rely on the Weaver Girl's skin to walk around the Heavenly Court.

As long as Bai Ze's supernatural powers are not exposed, no deity should be able to see his problem.

Also, you shouldn't go to those temples that are still intact, as they might contain the corpses of gods.

The kind that could come back to life at any moment.

Of course, one cannot stand still either.

Zhou Yan found a path lined with broken palaces on both sides and walked down it.

When walking past, one should be fully aware of danger.

Perhaps because he was once a member of the Heavenly Court, Zhou Yan's Danger Sense VII scanned his surroundings and found no danger whatsoever.

Everything seemed safe.

As it stands now.

Zhou Yan walked to the end of the road filled with broken palaces. At this end was a crossroads that connected to three roads. Zhou Yan originally wanted to find a road full of broken palaces, but as soon as he took a step out, a ray of light came from the corner of the middle street of the three roads he was facing.