But Bai Ze was different. Zhu Jiuyin knew very well that this wicked beast liked to amuse himself whenever he had nothing to do.
Nezha, with his volatile temper and tendency to kill at the drop of a hat, is definitely the easiest target to tease.
"Bai Ze, do you want to know how you used to toy with Nezha?"
Zhu Jiuyin had an expression that said, "Ask me quickly."
Zhou Yan didn't ask, but simply rubbed his forehead and said.
"Forget it, Nezha probably wants to skin me alive and tear me apart right now, and he'll do it several times over."
Zhu Jiuyin took the fried beef out of the pan, placed it on a plate, and then pushed it to Zhou Yan.
A pair of chopsticks was placed on the side of the plate.
Zhou Yan found joy in it.
"Use chopsticks to eat steak?"
Zhu Jiuyin countered with a question.
"Can't you eat steak with chopsticks? Do you want me to teach you how?"
Zhou Yan: "..."
That's true. Besides not being able to drink soup, what else can't you eat with chopsticks?
"Hmm... I have a grudge against the Third Prince. If I go alone, I'm afraid I might encounter some unexpected trouble."
Zhou Yan picked up the steak with chopsticks and brought it to his mouth.
"Zhulong, please consider our cooperation..."
Zhou Yan took a bite of the beef rib, then placed the jade bottle given to him by Guanyin on the dining table.
"Why don't you go and get the merit water from the Eight Treasures Merit Pool?"
It doesn't matter who goes or not.
Why must I go by myself?
Knowing full well that Nezha, that hot-tempered guy who has a grudge against him, is in the Eight Treasures Merit Pool, wouldn't it be foolish of him to go there?
As for Little Yama, it wouldn't be appropriate for the Four Divine Beasts to go, because these are all new generation deities who have no connection with Nezha and have never even met him. Only Zhu Jiuyin, the old fox who survived from the ancient times, is qualified to establish a relationship with Nezha.
Only then could they possibly bring out the merit water that could revive the Peach Garden from Nezha without suffering any damage.
"You rascal, you don't think about me when there's good news, but now that you've caused trouble, you expect me to clean up your mess?"
Zhu Jiuyin walked to Zhou Yan's side. The female dragon pulled out a pair of chopsticks from somewhere and made a cut on the steak that Zhou Yan had just taken a bite of.
Like a sharp blade cutting through butter, the steak was easily sliced open; with a few quick movements of the chopsticks, the steak was cut into pieces.
Zhu Jiuyin used his chopsticks to pick up a piece of beef and placed it in front of Zhou Yan's mouth.
Zhou Yan opened his mouth and bit into the beef. The steak had cooled down a bit over time, but it still burst with rich and delicious juices, becoming more and more fragrant with each chew, making it addictive.
Zhu Jiuyin leaned his body towards Zhou Yan with satisfaction, put his lips to Zhou Yan's ear, and whispered.
"I can help you if you need it."
Zhou Yan felt a warm sensation in his ears, along with a damp feeling.
"But what can you do to help me?"
Zhou Yan swallowed the beef from Qi's mouth, then reached out and pushed away Zhu Jiuyin's lips that were pressed against his ear.
Damn it, this woman is so slutty and promiscuous. She won't sleep with you, and she's always up to this nonsense. I can't possibly pounce on her and fight her to the death.
"What do you want me to do?"
Zhou Yan picked up another piece of beef and put it in his mouth, chewing slowly.
Zhu Jiuyin walked around Zhou Yan and sat down in front of him.
"You don't have to do anything, just owe me a favor. When I need it, you have to help me."
Zhou Yan shrugged.
"As long as it doesn't cross my moral bottom line."
"make a deal."
Zhou Yan lowered his head and finished the beef in his bowl. As if afraid that Zhou Yan would get tired of it, Zhu Jiuyin brought him a glass of freshly squeezed juice. After drinking it, Zhou Yan rubbed his stomach and got off the RV.
The phone rang at that moment.
Zhou Yan took out his phone and saw that it was Jiu Feng calling.
Zhou Yan thought of the previous world, where he had done everything, even rinsing his mouth afterward, and his heart stirred slightly.
Zhou Yan answered the phone, and Jiu Feng's excited voice came through.
"Xiao Yan..."
"Well, it's me."
"Your affairs at Lingshan are over, right?"
"Well, I need to rest now before heading to Mount Ling to rescue people."
"that……"
Jiufeng's voice sounded conflicted.
"Xiao Yan, I... I've been all alone lately. Could you keep me company? Just... even just for one day..."
"Okay...you're still in Luomen City, Dongyang Prefecture..."
There was a commotion at the exit of Dahuang Village.
"I am your chairman's uncle!"
"Let me in!"
"You bitch! You have money to buy a villa, but not money to send my son to school!"
"How could I have given birth to such a bastard like you!"
Zhou Yan looked in the direction of the noise out of curiosity.
Zhu Jiuyin stepped out from behind Zhou Yan, and Zhou Yan quickly spoke upon seeing this.
"I'll be in Rome later, Daoyun, wait for me, bye."
Zhou Yan hung up the phone, looked towards the village entrance, and said after a while.
"Your relative?"
Zhu Jiuyin's lips curled slightly.
"Isn't it interesting? I specifically chose this place to be reincarnated."
Zhou Yan shook his head.
"Your level of understanding is too low."
Zhu Jiuyin glanced at Zhou Yan, his expression unfriendly.
Zhou Yan changed the subject.
"But I like it."
Zhu Jiuyin snorted, his expression improving considerably.
Zhou Yan is a big shot. He can dig up the ancestors of those people arguing at the village entrance with just a glance.
Therefore, Zhou Yan clearly found that Zhu Jiuyin was born in a remote rural area in a neighboring country of the Eastern Xia Federation. What was the custom in this rural area? It was to favor sons over daughters.
Born as a woman, Zhu Jiuyin was never loved by her parents. On the contrary, Zhu Jiuyin's younger brother did nothing all day and enjoyed the resources and wealth provided by his parents and sister.
Under normal circumstances, a sister who grows up like this will inevitably become a "brother-supporting demon" in the future, exploited by her parents every day. But this woman is Zhu Jiuyin, a first-class true god who has not lost her memory and has retained most of her supernatural powers.
When his parents forced him to marry for a dowry, Zhu Jiuyin escaped from the countryside and then slowly made money using various supernatural abilities.
He is now a top-tier multinational capitalist.
Then Zhu Jiuyin spread the word that he had made a lot of money, went back to the countryside, gave houses and cars to some relatives and friends who had been good to him in the past, and scattered money everywhere.
The parents and relatives didn't get any money. They thought something was wrong. "How can my own daughter/relative give money to others but not to us?" So they came to take the money.
Honestly, Zhou Yan felt it was a bit embarrassing for a true god to play this kind of joke about not bullying a poor young man, or rather, not bullying a poor young woman. But now he was listening to Zhu Jiuyin's parents and relatives shouting at the entrance of Dahuang Village, while Zhu Jiuyin was smiling and looking in the direction of the village entrance.
Zhou Yan suddenly accomplished what Zhu Jiuyin had failed to do back then.
Zhou Yan walked towards the entrance of Dahuang Village.
At the village entrance stood fifteen people dressed in various ways, all of whom were lying prone on the ground, their faces faintly showing shades of blue and red.
It was all done by Zhu Jiuyin's bodyguards.
This is private property. If someone trespasses, they might not be shot dead, but if they punch someone a few times, causing broken bones and vomiting blood, the local police won't care.
But the police ignored it, and then these relatives of Zhu Jiuyin started throwing a tantrum.
Zhou Yan watched as several middle-aged men in their fifties and sixties rolled on the ground, wailing, "Someone's been killed! Someone's been killed!" The younger men were a little better; they didn't roll on the ground, but instead took out their phones and shouted at the bodyguards.
"I'm going to sue you. We've already recorded the evidence."
Someone saw Zhou Yan come out and shouted at him.
"Help! Help! Someone's been killed! Someone's been killed!"
An elderly couple with gray hair beat their chests and wailed.
"How could I have given birth to such a wicked child!"
"Xiao Tao (Zhu Jiuyin's nickname in this life)! Get out here! We are your parents!"
"Get out here! Get out here!"
Zhou Yan stood to one side watching the couple, then turned back to look at where Zhu Jiuyin was.
If nothing unexpected happens, Zhu Jiuyin should be sitting in front of his computer in his RV right now, watching his relatives fight and cry.
Zhu Jiuyin actually has a rather perverse sense of humor. As a true god from ancient times, why does he enjoy watching the ugliness and distortion of mortals? Unlike himself, who specializes in provoking gods and immortals, while mortals don't pay much attention to him.
Zhou Yan suddenly realized that his Bai Ze's purity was higher than Zhu Jiuyin's. No wonder Zhu Jiuyin couldn't defeat him back then, and no wonder Zhu Jiuyin's daughter had called him "Grandpa" for hundreds of years. This was a difference of 5 degrees!
Zhou Yan left happily. After flying for half a kilometer, he saw more than ten vehicles driving up to the entrance of Dahuang Village. Then, a large number of reporters and self-media people got out of the cars.
The relatives of Zhu Jiuyin, who had been throwing a tantrum, immediately rushed to the reporter's side and began to spread rumors about Zhu Jiuyin.
Zhou Yan even overheard Zhu Jiuyin's parents saying that their daughter used to be a prostitute and that she made so much money by seducing men.
Zhou Yan estimated that Zhu Jiuyin would not be angry upon hearing these words; on the contrary, he would be laughing heartily and looking forward to these relatives saying even more nasty things.
Zhou Yan couldn't help but shake his head.
I'm increasingly convinced of my own purity; what kind of nonsense does Zhu Jiuyin like to watch?
Zhou Yan left Huangshan for good.
……
East Yangzhou, Luomen City Government, one room.
Jiu Feng, who had just finished calling Zhou Yan, put her phone on the bed, then walked to the wardrobe, opened it, and took out the clothes and underwear she had prepared beforehand.
After taking off her clothes, Jiufeng tried to put on her decisive underwear piece by piece, and then turned around to check herself in front of the mirror.
Although it's not appropriate to say it like that, Jiufeng was still aroused by the discomfort of her own decisive underwear.
She felt that if she were a man, would a woman like herself dare to wander around in front of her like this...?
In short, my little darling will definitely love it, right?
Chapter Three: The Newcomer
Si Zhouyan flew back to Luomen City in Dongyang Prefecture.
It has been almost two years since Zhou Yan came to Luomen City to quell the riots, and now Luomen City and most cities in Dongyang Prefecture have restored order during this period.
Especially in Luomen City, which served as Zhou Yan's base for recovering Dongyang Prefecture, the pedestrian street was packed with people when Zhou Yan returned, and the luxury and clothing stores on the shopping street were thriving.
4. Two consecutive major disasters reduced the population of the Eastern Xia United Kingdom by one-third. With such a huge population gap, the involution has ended, and the unemployment rate has dropped from 8.7% to -15%. All industries are short of workers, and some industries have even had to hold protests against the government because they have no staff.
Although it sounds cruel, the dead did indeed give Zhou Yan a glimpse of new life in his aging nation.
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