After breaking up with my girlfriend, I became a Great Sage of the Demon Clan.

Zhou Yan's voice was somewhat weak. The poison that Su Yinjun had given him earlier had been circulating too quickly after Zhou Yan fought with the Four Celestial Masters, causing a significant weakening of his physical strength and supernatural abilities.

As a result, Zhou Yan had to flee to his small world to avoid disaster in advance. Otherwise, given Zhou Yan's personality, he could have spent a whole day smearing the four celestial masters while they were chasing him.

Anyway, they are all outstanding young people who have been influenced by modern melodramatic culture for half their lives. Zhou Yan is not convinced that he cannot write a melodramatic, chaotic, and heart-wrenching script with love triangle torment.

When pushed to the limit, Zhou Yan wrote a BL drama with the Four Celestial Masters as the male protagonists, so that these four old Taoist priests would chase after him while listening to how he arranged their roles as top and bottom.

The plot must be seven parts true and three parts false, so that people feel it's half true and half false, and they don't know where it's true and where it's false. Then, after thinking about it, the feeling comes together.

Damn it, I'm just that vengeful and foul-mouthed white-haired bastard!

You four old bastards, just you wait! Once we've regained 100% awakening, we'll go to the Heavenly Court and wreak havoc on your homes!

Little Yama reached out and grabbed Zhou Yan, helping him up.

Zhou Yan slowly used Nuwa's transformative powers to adjust his physical condition and control the toxins.

I don't know where Su Yinjun got such a powerful poison from; it can even affect a true god.

However, it worked this time, but it won't work next time. Huasheng can prepare anti-poison antibodies for Zhou Yan, and Zhou Yan can secretly keep a copy of these antibodies in his own body, so that he can use them when Su Yinjun attacks him again...

I'll perform a stand-up comedy routine and beatboxing for Su Yinjun, titled "The Immaculate Heavenly Maiden's Wedding Night."

Little Yama looked at Zhou Yan with disgust.

"I don't know why, but I really want to punch you right now."

Zhou Yan turned his head.

"It's all an illusion. By the way, Brother Yan, are you free lately? I'd like to rest here for a while."

Su Yinjun is probably hiding somewhere, lying in ambush. It's best for me to stick close to Little Yama and not wander off.

"Okay, Xiao Yan, you can rest here with me for a while."

Little Yama helped Zhou Yan to the Siyou Pavilion.

Chapter Nine Ginseng Fruit

Purple Bamboo Forest in the South China Sea.

Zhu Jiuyin stared in disbelief at Zhen Yuanzi, who was walking out from the Eight Treasures Merit Pool.

"Zhen Yuanzi, you..."

Zhu Jiuyin took a step back. If he were in his prime, Zhu Jiuyin would have possessed the dragon lantern that could ignite the Yin and Yang, and he wouldn't have been able to completely suppress Zhen Yuanzi. But now, Zhu Jiuyin was severely injured, and he felt very insecure facing Zhen Yuanzi who had come out.

The Eight Candles and Nine Yin gazed at the Eight Treasures Merit Pool.

"...Could it be that the ginseng fruit tree is gone?"

Although Zhen Yuanzi was the planter and caretaker, this ancestor of earth immortals could not save the ginseng fruit tree; only Guanyin had this supernatural power.

It's understandable that Lu Suzhen Yuanzi would come to Guanyin to ask for a favor since his ginseng fruit tree is gone.

Lu Zhenyuanzi looked at Zhu Jiuyin's hand, where he was holding a jade bottle.

Zhu Jiuyin put away the jade bottle and pondered how to find an opportunity to leave Zhen Yuanzi.

There's no way to beat this old bull-nose guy, running away is the best option.

Si Zhenyuanzi spoke.

"The old Taoist needs fragments..."

Zhu Jiuyin was stunned for a moment, then sneered.

"Looks like I came to the wrong place. Zhen Yuanzi, you've been waiting here for Bai Ze, haven't you?"

Originally, the matter of coming to the Purple Bamboo Forest was brought by Zhou Yan, because Zhou Yan was afraid that the Third Prince would skin him alive, so he asked Zhu Jiuyin to come.

Therefore, Zhen Yuanzi's presence here is not related to the Eight Treasures Merit Pool, nor to Zhu Jiuyin; he is simply here to wait for Bai Ze.

Zhen Yuanzi did not respond. His Taoist robe fluttered in the wind, exuding such an air of otherworldly elegance that even Zhu Jiuyin felt his attire was somewhat out of place.

Zhu Jiuyin tentatively said.

“I can talk to that kid Bai Ze, but…”

Zhen Yuanzi raised his sleeve.

Zhu Jiuyin's expression instantly turned solemn. Zhen Yuanzi's "Universe in the Sleeve" technique was unparalleled; even immortals, gods, and Buddhas could not escape its power.

But this time, Zhen Yuanzi's flick of his sleeve did not bring Zhu Jiuyin into his sleeve; instead, a beam of white light flew out and arrived in front of Zhu Jiuyin.

Zhu Jiuyin caught it and was immediately delighted. The white light that flew in, after the light dissipated, was entirely flesh-colored, with a head and limbs, and lifelike facial features. It was just like a newborn, clean baby.

Ginseng fruit!

The most precious fruit within Wuzhuang Temple, also known as the Human Ginseng Fruit, is one of the eight spiritual roots of heaven and earth.

Wasn't the ginseng fruit tree destroyed?

Otherwise, where would this ginseng fruit come from?

It can't be old stock, can it?

Zhen Yuanzi said calmly.

"This is a reward. You eat half and give the other half to Bai Ze."

A cloud of white smoke enveloped Zhen Yuanzi, and he rose into the air, disappearing into the distance.

Zhu Jiu watched Zhen Yuanzi leave with a gloomy expression.

As an ancient divine beast, Zhujiuyin had long desired the ginseng fruit, but Zhenyuanzi was able to have the ginseng fruit tree not because of good luck, but because Zhenyuanzi was able to protect it.

Even someone as powerful as Zhu Jiuyin, if he were to call upon his friends and bring along a group of powerful figures to rob him, he would probably be driven out by Zhen Yuanzi, and several of his powerful friends would likely die.

Good things always have an owner.

Zhu Jiuyin walked to the Eight Treasures Merit Pool, filled the jade bottle with water, and the lotus flower carrying the 1.5-meter-tall child trembled a few times, but the child on it did not react.

After taking the water, Zhu Jiuyin glanced at the Third Prince, who was a brat with explosive fighting power, a fiery temper, a tendency to kill at the drop of a hat, and a very rebellious mind.

Even Zhu Jiuyin at the height of his power felt a chill when he saw Nezha. This chill wasn't fear, but rather the feeling one gets when walking down the street and seeing a pile of stinky dog ​​poop.

However, if this stinky pile of dog poop calms down...

Zhu Jiuyin discovered that Nezha's appearance was actually quite cute; sitting cross-legged on a lotus flower, he looked like a delicate porcelain doll.

Unfortunately, this doll is now half-dead, barely clinging to life in the Eight Treasures Merit Pool, relying on the merit water within.

Zhu Jiuyin said with a complex expression.

"Judging from your condition, it will take at least a thousand or ten thousand years to recover. I wonder if calling out to Bai Ze over here would..."

Suddenly, Nezha, who was sitting cross-legged on the lotus, opened his eyes wide in anger, and a three-headed, six-armed, crimson fire-breathing Dharma image appeared behind him, holding the Universe Ring, the Fire-Tipped Spear, and the Hun Tian Ling.

As soon as this Dharma form appeared, the surrounding air temperature rose at an unimaginable speed, quickly reaching a level sufficient to melt gold and forge iron.

The three heads of the Dharma Image, which had turned the surrounding area into a purgatory, circled around. Even Zhu Jiuyin didn't linger for a second longer. After discovering that Bai Ze was not around, the primordial spirit Dharma Image disappeared, and its angry, wide-open eyes closed.

Everything returned to normal.

Zhu Jiuyin: "(?-ι_-｀)"

As soon as they heard that Bai Ze was available to beat up, they all became conscious?

Indeed, what Bai Ze did to Nezha back then was quite interesting. Even Zhu Jiuyin, an ancient divine beast with a lifespan of hundreds of millions of years, felt that the fun that Bai Ze could create back then was beyond his imagination.

Zhu Jiuyin filled Guanyin's jade bottle with water in the Eight Treasures Merit Pool, and after taking one last look at Nezha who was resting with his eyes closed, he flew out of the Purple Bamboo Forest.

As Zhu Jiuyin flew away, he took out his phone and waited until the signal was strong before dialing Zhou Yan's number.

……

Baoniu Mountain, the capital of ghosts.

Zhou Yan and Wu Quxing sat in front of a computer, on which a video was playing.

The video begins with a fat man being kicked to the ground by a brown-skinned woman, followed by two other women with unfriendly expressions and arms crossed.

"That's what the brown-skinned girl said in a cold voice."

"Where's the money I asked you to bring?"

The fat man, who had fallen to the ground, trembled as he pulled out a stack of banknotes from his pocket and cried out.

"This is my living expenses for a week... Please leave it for me..."

The brown-skinned woman kicked the man in the face, then snatched the money, counting it as she walked away, saying...

"Poor bastard, this little bit of money..."

"Hmm, you're already so fat, what's the point of eating? Drinking water can help you lose weight..."

"We're such good people, going to such lengths for a stinky fat pig."

The fat man who was knocked to the ground cried for a while, then got up, took out his phone, and muttered that he wanted to find a job. However, when he opened the software factory to prepare for the next job information software, a prompt appeared.

Do you need to install the 'Hypnosis' app?

The fat man tilted his head.

"Hypnosis app?"

The fat man clicked on the app's description, which said it was a wonderful thing that could make everyone obey.

Zhou Yan and Wu Quxing both had solemn expressions.

Little Yama crawled out from under Zhou Yan's armpit, then grabbed the computer mouse, skipped the plot, and skipped to the middle of the video.

In the middle section were three women who had been bullying the fat man, but now they were kneeling on the ground with their heads in front of the fat man's feet.

"Master, please punish me, a shameless woman."

"I was wrong. I need the strictest education to correct my despicable nature..."

"Master, I'll do anything as long as you forgive my despicable past..."

Zhou Yan/Little Yama/Martial Star: "☆(≧?≦*)?"

"Longing turns into the wind,

It pierced the sky.

It intruded into my dream.

The controversy surrounding the gathering and separation.

The definition of separation and reunification…

Zhou Yan's phone rang.

Little Yama, Wu Quxing glanced at Zhou Yan, then turned his gaze back to the computer screen.

Next comes the moment when the fat guy, who's always been bullied, starts to take revenge on these wicked women!

This kind of wicked woman who enjoys bullying others must have her personality corrected using the most drastic methods!

"Ok?"

The caller ID showed "Zhu Jiuyin".

Has this guy finished up the business in the Purple Bamboo Forest?

Zhou Yan pressed the call button.

"Bai Ze?"

"Yes, it's me, Zhu Jiuyin. Are you alright?"

"I've been to the Purple Bamboo Forest, and I've also obtained the merit water from the Eight Treasures Merit Pool. I'll go to the Jade Pool later to deliver it to the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden."

A female voice, sounding as if she were being punished, began to come from the computer speakers.

Zhou Yan had no choice but to step back, leave the computer, and go outside the room to continue talking to Zhu Jiuyin.

"Okay, I owe you a favor. Bye."

"Wait a minute, where are you now?"

Zhou Yan glanced back at Xiao Yanjun and Wu Quxing, who were engrossed in watching a movie about "revenge," before speaking.

"I'm resting somewhere no one can find me right now. If you don't need to know where I am, you don't need to."

"It's like this, I have something to give you, something very good, very good."