After breaking up with my girlfriend, I became a Great Sage of the Demon Clan.

When the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden approached, she could smell the rich fragrance emanating from the peach. As this fragrance entered her body, her spiritual energy surged, and her cultivation advanced greatly.

This peach is the only one left in the Peach Garden that can increase one's cultivation by three thousand years.

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden walked to the tree where the only remaining fruit was, and then took out the jade bottle given to her by Guanyin from her bosom.

The jade bottle was filled with water. When it was taken out, the rippling water reflected in front of the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden. The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden sighed and reached out to drop a drop of Eight Treasures Merit Water onto the root of the last remaining peach tree.

As the Eight Treasures Merit Water landed, it was as if someone had applied a filter. Starting from the spot where the water landed, a ring of lush green vegetation spread outwards. The withered and dead peach trees slowly began to exude a faint vitality, and tiny buds the size of rice grains sprouted from the leafless branches on their canopies.

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden withdrew the water.

The world has not yet recovered, and only one or two peach trees in the Peach Garden can be saved. Only when the strongest Heavenly Emperors collect the fragments from the past and future and bless the present will this world be qualified to support more peach trees.

The world is still broken, and we don't know when the great disaster of that year will end.

"Ok?"

Sensing something, the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden turned her head 180 degrees to look at the sky behind her from the front.

Two dark figures approached the location at speeds dozens of times faster than sound.

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden's heart stirred.

coming!

Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden happily took a step. As the God of War and the God of Battle, Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden's lightness skill was already superb. With one step, she seemed to be on a skateboard, and she glided out, going from the core of the Peach Garden to the outside of the Peach Garden in one step.

At this moment, Zhongdou Xingjun, who was by the campfire, put down his maintenance of his beloved erhu and began to play.

"After our nightly conversation, idle memories lingered in my heart."

Rain pattered on banana leaves, thoughts surged like a tide.

Memories tingled with tears welled up in my eyes.

Let the winds and rains rage on, drift along, lonely and desolate.

Although I have no one to rely on, I live a peaceful life...

As the song of the Star Lord of the Central Dipper rang out, two figures swept across the sky and fell to the ground.

The moment they landed, as if they had rehearsed countless times and agreed upon it, Lu Wu, who had been lying on the ground sleeping, straightened up halfway. After Zhou Yan and Jiu Feng stood in place, his eyes, devoid of joy or anger, focused on Zhou Yan and Jiu Feng as they landed.

Once on the ground, Jiu Feng Linglong twisted her body and brazenly put her arm around Zhou Yan's, resting her head on his shoulder, looking like an intimate lover.

Zhongdou Xingjun and Jiutian Xuannv, who were watching the drama unfold on the sidelines, glanced at Zhou Yan, Jiu Feng, and then at Lu Wu on the other side.

Lu Wu remained expressionless.

Zhou Yan awkwardly walked half a meter in front of Lu Wu and sat down.

Lu Wu looked at Zhou Yan and Jiu Feng opposite him. The young woman Jiu Feng gave Lu Wu a provocative look that only a girl could understand.

Lu Wu frowned slightly. Just as Zhou Yan was about to explain, Lu Wu turned his head and looked at the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden.

The next second, the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden disappeared from her original spot and appeared beside Lu Wu.

At this moment, Lu Wu faced Zhou Yan, and Jiu Tian Xuan Nu faced Jiu Feng, two against two. It seemed that in order to make their heights equal, the soil under Zhou Yan and Jiu Feng's knees sank down, making the four kneeling people the same height.

After doing all this, Lu Wu's furrowed brows relaxed.

Zhou Yan: "..."

Was that why you frowned just now?

Lu Luwu cleared his throat and began to speak.

Lu: "I know about your situation."

3 Lu Wu looked at Jiu Feng with a solemn expression. Jiu Feng met his gaze without fear and proudly puffed out her chest.

Si Jiufeng's figure is much better than Lu Wu's.

Si Luwu's gaze traveled down from Jiu Feng's fair neck to her chest, and his focus returned.

The girl, Jiu Feng, who had switched personalities, swaggered around triumphantly.

During the shaking, the logo on the girl Jiufeng's clothes disappeared, and the left and right sides of the clothes were symmetrical.

Lu Wu's gaze shifted again, looking at Zhou Yan.

Jiufeng, swaying her body: "..."

Why did I feel like a clown when I was shaking my body just now?

“I’ve seen it; this child is still a virgin.”

Lu Wu's voice was somewhat cold, and as he spoke, his gaze followed Zhou Yan's neck downwards.

Zhou Yan came to negotiate with Lu Wu. Before coming, in order to avoid provoking Lu Wu, he made sure that his clothes, hairstyle, and facial features were perfectly symmetrical.

Lu Wu looked Zhou Yan up and down, but didn't see anything that made him feel uncomfortable.

Lu Wu nodded in satisfaction. It was no easy task to make the whole body symmetrical. Even someone like Zhou Yan, a Bai Ze, would probably have spent a lot of time and effort.

Mutual respect is the prerequisite for negotiation. In contrast, Jiu Feng, who was clinging to Zhou Yan's arm, seemed childish to Lu Wu, making it impossible for them to communicate.

Zhou Yan patted Jiu Feng's hand, which was somewhat angry because Lu Wu hadn't paid attention to her, and then spoke to Lu Wu.

Does it matter whether it's a virgin or not? That's not the focus of our discussion.

Zhou Yan was a little hesitant to say it, but in the previous fragment world, he and Jiu Feng had actually played many games together. Of course, the current Jiu Feng was still a virgin physiologically.

Zhou Yan carefully considered the wording.

"The focus of our discussion should be..."

Zhou Yan took a nervous breath.

"Lu Wu, what do you think of our marriage?"

The Seventh Heavenly Mystic Maiden, who had been brought in to make up the numbers beside Lu Wu, naturally turned her head towards Lu Wu. After all, she was a deity who could have a good relationship with the white-haired beast. Zhou Yan could clearly see that the gossip in the eyes of this very famous female warrior in mythology was about to burst out.

Seemingly sensing Zhou Yan's meaningful gaze, the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden turned her head and met his eyes. Zhou Yan heard the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden's voice echoing in his mind.

"The reason why Xuan Nu has become like this is all because of your teaching."

Zhou Yan: "??!!"

What do you mean?

Did we use the Eight Trigrams to transform the Nine Heavens Mysterious Lady into our own shape?

Can white-haired bastards be contagious?

Lu Wu didn't care about the flirtatious glances between Zhou Yan and the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden, and simply sighed.

"Rationally speaking, I really hate arranged marriages. Why should people who have barely met each other be forced to be together?"

Jiufeng quickly responded.

"Yes, yes, yes! What era are we living in? How can feudal arranged marriages still exist? This remnant of feudalism must be eradicated!"

Zhou Yan turned his head to one side.

The young man thought of a post by a female master's student who complained that such a good social custom as arranged marriage was being overthrown.

A row of highly educated people chimed in, saying things like, "We worry about our theses in the morning and about getting married at night." Arranged marriages are exactly what they need for people who don't have time to go out and meet potential partners.

Lu Wu looked at Jiu Feng with displeasure.

Didn't your parents teach you about manners?

Lu Wu hadn't said a word for a while when Jiu Si Feng hurriedly stepped in to reply. This was quite offensive to Lu Wu, who always strictly followed the rules.

Jiufeng pouted and remained silent.

Lu Wu then spoke to Zhou Yan.

“But instinctively, I really liked this arranged marriage, so much so that I hope I can remember it in my next life.”

Zhou Yan instantly felt Jiu Feng's arms tighten around him, so tightly that his bones began to groan.

My body is strong enough to withstand a high-explosive bomb head-on...

Jiufeng, you used too much force...

Zhou Yan said with difficulty.

"why?"

Lu Wu stared at Zhou Yan, his eyes gleaming.

"You are the most unruly and mischievous guy in Heaven. Countless gods in Heaven have been amused by you. Can you understand how a code expert feels when he sees a completely new code, or a weapon master when he sees a weapon he has never seen before and who is said to be unusable by anyone?"

Lu Wu's voice began to tremble.

"If only I could correct your twisted and base nature..."

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden beside her waved her hand.

"Impossible, impossible. It's easier to change mountains and rivers than to change one's nature."

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden spent far too long with Bai Ze back then. Originally, the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden was a cold and straightforward woman, but because she spent so much time with Bai Ze, her personality was corrupted by him.

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden doesn't believe anyone can tame this white-haired beast and turn it into a well-behaved baby.

Lu Wu was somewhat excited.

"...9 But isn't the greatest challenge to accomplish the impossible?" ≮Three...(？Five∨∞

The greater the challenge, the greater the sense of accomplishment upon completion.

Zhou Yan: “(?_?)”

Why do I feel like I'm the female lead in a BDSM anime?

Lu Wu, with his various props and a large belly, was just waiting to train the teacher/classmate/yellow-haired guy/school cleaner/homeless man.

Lu Wu's beautiful eyes moved across Zhou Yan's face.

"So... I don't object to marrying you. In fact, I feel that this is a reward from the Ziwei Emperor for my years of hard work."

"Ok?"

Zhou Yan keenly sensed that something was wrong.

"The Purple Star Emperor?"

Zhou Yan asked in surprise.

"Was our marriage arranged by the Ziwei Emperor?"

Lu Wu nodded.

"The Ziwei Emperor told me, 'Bai Ze, your personality is too impulsive, and he hopes I can help you to calm down...'"

Zhou Yan: “(?°?°?)”

Zhou Yan remembered that Dongdou Xingjun had told him that the Ziwei Emperor might not like him as much because he was too close to Yinglong.

When Zhou Yan presented the imperial edict, the Ziwei Emperor paid him little attention.

Now it seems the Ziwei Emperor has forcibly taken another wife to suppress him, and Yinglong seems to have a high level of affection for him...

Good heavens, does the Ziwei Emperor really think of me as the bull-headed man who stole his wife?

Lu Wu then looked at Jiu Feng, whose face was gloomy.

"The Heavenly Emperor bestows this marriage upon us; it is ordained by Heaven. Some things cannot be defied. If you insist on marrying Bai Ze, it is tantamount to defying Heaven. If you are willing to let go at that time, you can still live; if you are not, you can only die."

Zhou Yan countered with a question.

"Um, actually I really dislike arranged marriages. Could we postpone the wedding a bit..."

If nothing unexpected happens, those Heavenly Emperors are probably supporting the main world from some unknown corner, collecting fragments.

It should be noted that Zhen Yuanzi's personal disciples had already sent a decree to the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor had no time to save him even after hearing it, so the Heavenly Emperors would most likely not care about his marriage.

So, if the wedding is postponed...

In any case, in the eyes of the Heavenly Emperor, a thousand years or ten thousand years is just a blink of an eye, right?

Lu Wu gave a faint "heh". He had already said that he did not dislike marrying Zhou Yan, and even hoped to correct the twisted and inferior nature of this beast.

The stronger Zhou Yan's resistance, the more excited He became.

Of course, Lu Wu suppressed his excitement so that Zhou Yan wouldn't notice, and even looked at Jiu Feng.