After breaking up with my girlfriend, I became a Great Sage of the Demon Clan.

Zhu Xing smiled with satisfaction.

"That's enough..."

After eating half a bowl of rice, Zhou Yan put down the bowl, his cold expression unable to hold up any longer.

The stunning beauty, who had just picked up a piece of meat for herself, asked in bewilderment.

"What's enough?"

Zhou Yan sighed.

"Stop playing around. You should have realized something was wrong with me a long time ago, right?"

Before dinner, Zhou Yan was thinking of acting alongside the previous generation's Bai Ze, but as a fellow entertainer, after immersing himself in the role of the peerless beauty, Zhou Yan suddenly realized that he couldn't hide the fact that he wasn't the original "husband."

Even if Bai Ze, at full awakening level, can't recognize who he is, he can still know that he is no longer his former husband.

But Bai Ze in front of him seemed not to notice anything at all, and was just playing along with him according to the script.

This wasn't because the previous generation of Bai Ze was blind or careless; rather, it's because the previous generation of Bai Ze might have found it more interesting to have a different husband.

Anyway, it's fun no matter who you tease, you can tease anyone else.

Therefore, the current predicament of being caught in a dilemma should all be considered as a new source of amusement by Bai Ze.

The stunning beauty seemed not to understand Zhou Yan's words and asked in confusion.

"My lord, what... what are you saying? I..."

Zhou Yan added a sentence.

"Bai Ze, stop acting!"

The stunning beauty's expression changed.

Zhou Yan raised his hands high, as if surrendering.

"Alright, alright, I concede. I don't want to play this game anymore. Everyone, let's lay our cards out!"

The stunning beauty opposite sighed.

"As my next life, you're so boring. I thought you would be like me, pretending not to know anything, and then gradually sabotaging my plans and defeating me with your own methods."

Zhou Yan became curious.

How to destroy it?

The peerless beauty teased.

"For example, you put poison in a pot of wine, then bring it to me to drink. When I'm about to drink it, you snatch the poisoned wine away and drink it yourself. Then you cry and wail, saying that the Wang sisters poisoned me and wanted to kill me. You think of our years of marriage and can't bear to hurt me, so you have to die yourself."

The stunningly beautiful woman pointed to herself with her slender, jade-like finger.

"Then I will naturally find a way to solve your poisoning problem, and then we will form a united front to deal with the Wang sisters."

Zhou Yan picked up a bowl of soup that the maid had poured out and took a sip.

"You can do that?"

The stunning beauty shrugged.

"Of course, the Wang sisters have put a curse on you, so that you can't resist in the future and can only let them do whatever they want. In comparison, although I've also been poisoned, I'm usually very obedient. So if you're looking for a teammate, I'm definitely the more suitable one."

Zhou Yan looked at the stunning beauty with mixed feelings.

The plot sounds good, and it's logical for it to develop. The only problem is that, regardless of whether it's the Wang sisters or Zhu Xing, they are actually Bai Ze.

In other words, in this melodramatic soap opera, the protagonists, the antagonists, and the male and female leads are all the same person—no, a vile beast.

So no matter how the Wang sisters and Zhu Xing fight, or how Zhou Yan and Zhu Xing cooperate, the back-and-forth between them, the suspicion and calculations, it's all just a one-person show.

Ironically, in this one-person drama, they have to pretend to be enemies, each playing their own character perfectly.

There's no need to worry about the previous generation of Bai Ze jumping out and overturning the chessboard. Zhou Yan felt that, given his own—no, the previous generation of Bai Ze's—personality, it would be more fun to let the plot evolve on its own.

Just like what Zhu Xing said, He wants to see Zhou Yan cooperate with Him to take down the Wang sisters.

At most, this funny beast will add some setbacks to the storyline.

For example, through the Wang sisters, Zhou Yan suddenly discovers that the Wang sisters are actually his half-sisters. For example, a rival who secretly loves Zhu Xing (who is also played by Bai Ze) suddenly appears and wants to compete with Zhou Yan for Zhu Xing.

However, Zhou Yan did not act in the direction Bai Ze preferred. Instead, Zhou Yan flipped the table, bringing the scene to an abrupt halt.

"OK OK."

Zhou Yan clapped his hands.

"Let's not discuss this messy, melodramatic drama. Let's talk about something realistic. You... how could you..."

Enjoying the stars.

"Are you wondering why we met in the past?"

“It’s very simple. In the past, I hid a fragment of my divine essence in the Buddha’s realm. When you came, it automatically manifested, preparing to merge with you. Therefore, in this past, I am the protagonist, and you are just an outsider.”

Zhou Yan was startled.

“Past Buddha, fragments, you…” Lu

Could it be that Bai Ze's demise was orchestrated by the Buddha of the past?

This wasn't a passive death caused by Bai Ze after the Buddha in the past brought about a great calamity; rather, it was the kind of action where the Buddha in the past directly killed Bai Ze. Three

"Don't think too much about it."

Zhu Xing brought over a bowl of soup, took a sip, and then spoke. Four

“The things that the Buddha of the past wanted to do were discussed with me, and I disagreed. But the Buddha of the past wouldn’t listen to my advice. I had no choice but to leave some tricks on the Buddha of the past in order to save my life. The Buddha of the past was compassionate. He knew that I had left some tricks, but he didn’t say anything or solve anything.”

Zhu Xing began to shake his head.

"What I didn't expect was that the disaster was beyond my expectations, and the methods I left behind were useless."

Zhu Xing stared intently at Zhou Yan.

"I have fallen after all. So be it, the new me is... is actually a..."

Zhu Xing looked at him with a disappointed expression.

"A good-for-nothing who can't even find a way to have fun."

Zhou Yan: "..."

This guy seems to be really resentful that he didn't play with Him.

The Wang sisters walked in through the door at that moment.

The woman in red spoke with obvious disdain.

"And all the pretty girls are practically offering themselves to you, but you still don't want to touch them. Are you impotent?"

The little girl nodded.

"Besides, I'm not a virgin anymore. Otherwise, before merging with you, I would have eaten you up. That would have been really fun."

Zhu Xing slapped Zhou Yan's butt.

"It's not in the front, but it is in the back."

Zhou Yan nervously covered his buttocks.

What do you want to do?

The three women—no, the three Bai Ze—laughed heartily and comforted Zhu Xing.

"Relax, relax, if you don't want to play, we won't force you to."

The two Wang sisters walked up to Zhou Yan and sat down. The sickly younger sister spoke first.

＿＠辘＋潾△釟〔【灵索索：“对对对对，You’re not Nezha. The Eight Immortals caused a ruckus in the East Sea, so we’re not in the mood to tease you.”

Zhou Yan noticed that some of the words in those words were incorrect.

"Going to cause trouble in the East Sea? I... uh, did I have a good relationship with the East Sea Dragon Palace in my past life?"

Zhu Xing nodded.

"The Ao family is related to me since the time of Nuwa. If you have time, you should visit the Ao family. Even their Dragon King will call us Grandpa."

This grandfather wasn't trying to curry favor; it was simply Bai Ze's generational position.

Chapter Seventeen: Amusing Things

The woman in red said bitterly.

"The dragons of the Ao family have such good tempers. Back when the Eight Immortals crossed the sea, they stirred up trouble in the heavens and the earth. On the way, they even injured their sons and grandsons in order to show off their supernatural powers. If I hadn't transformed into the Jade Pool Fairy to vent their anger, these dragons would have died a miserable death!"

Zhou Yan remembered that Zhu Jiuyin had told him that he had once transformed into a fairy in Yaochi and urinated in Tieguai Li's gourd, making the group of immortals drink urine wine.

Zhou Yan had initially thought this was just for fun, but now it seems that Bai Ze was actually standing up for his junior.

"And Nezha..."

The sickly girl was beaming with excitement. This girl was supposed to be a sickly and wicked little girl, but now her face was flushed with excitement and her body was trembling.

"That guy not only caused trouble in the Dragon Palace, but the Dragon Prince who tried to persuade him was skinned alive and had his tendons ripped out. Afterwards, he wouldn't even admit his mistake or apologize!"

The sickly girl slammed her hand on the table.

"You want to return your bones to your father and your flesh to your mother?! I'll show them what true pain is!"

Zhou Yan then remembered that Zhu Jiuyin had said that he had also teased Nezha. Perhaps, well, he had teased him too much, and Nezha hated him to the bone. When Zhou Yan went to the Purple Bamboo Forest in the South China Sea, he could feel the sense of crisis caused by Nezha's overwhelming killing intent towards him.

Zhou Yan became somewhat curious.

"Um, how did we used to mess with Nezha?"

Previously, Zhu Jiuyin had asked Zhou Yan if he wanted to know how Bai Ze had toyed with Nezha, but Zhou Yan didn't dare to listen. Now that his past life had brought it up, Zhou Yan was interested.

Chasing stars is an unbearable joy.

"It's nothing, I just created an incarnation of Nezha's ideal woman, and went down to make contact with Nezha."

Zhou Yan was somewhat disgusted.

"Is it just about deceiving someone's feelings?"

Zhou Yan had heard how Su Yinjun, the Fox King of Qingqiu, was deceived by Bai Ze. If it was the same old trick, although it would be a devastating blow to the person involved, it would be too cliché for him.

The sickly younger sister of the Wang family was unhappy. Can Bai Ze's amusement be called deceiving feelings?

"What do you mean it's just about deceiving feelings? It's not that simple. This Nezha is a guy who kills dragons without blinking an eye. You can't just deceive him with a few love letters and read them in front of his parents and relatives."

Zhou Yan shuddered. Back when he heard the Holy Maiden of Qingqiu describe how Bai Ze tormented Su Yinjun, he already considered him a demon incarnate. But in his past life, the torment was described as "simple"...

You're not just a demon, you're the king of demons!

The woman in red from the Wang family echoed this sentiment.

"I racked my brains for quite a while to deal with Nezha, junior. You don't know, do you? I spent three days trying to sculpt the shape Nezha liked. When I descended to the mortal realm on the third day, I successfully fooled Nezha." Hiss

Bai Ze possesses omniscience and the ability to see far and wide. If needed, he can simulate any other half that only gods and immortals dream of. Back then, Bai Ze relied on this supernatural power to fool too many gods and immortals and received countless love letters from them.

Even if he accepted them, most of the time, Bai Ze would invite gods like Jiutian Xuannv, who were on good terms with him, to open the love letters together and see how cheesy the gods would say in order to pursue their other half.

Originally, Jiutian Xuannv was a cold and aloof straight woman who was good at fighting. However, she was gradually assimilated by Bai Ze when he encouraged her to gossip and read love letters to her. She also began to be interested in gossip and fun.

Zhu Xing clapped his hands, and a maidservant brought over a pot of wine, filling the cups of Zhu Xing, the woman in red, and the sickly younger sister. (Wu)

Zhu Xing took a sip of wine to moisten his throat, his voice trembling with excitement.

"It took me three whole years to gradually close the distance with Nezha through trial and error. This kid is quite guarded, so it was really not easy to get closer to him."

Zhu Xing stretched out a hand.

"Over the course of five years, through countless trials and errors, Nezha has come to regard me as a close friend."

Ten fingers appeared on one of Zhu Xing's hands.

"Over the past ten years, Nezha has completely opened his heart to me and is even closer to me than his master. When I tease him occasionally, he blushes. I can tell that this silly boy probably has real feelings for me."

Twenty fingers appeared on one of Zhu Xing's hands.

"About twenty years after we met, Nezha faced a calamity. I arranged many things during this calamity, causing Nezha to almost die while undergoing the tribulation. As his incarnation, it was only natural that I would do everything in my power to shield Nezha from the heavenly lightning in order to save him from the brink of death during this calamity. I sacrificed myself amidst Nezha's cries of 'No, no!'"

The sickly younger sister quickly interjected.

“Junior, you don’t know, do you? After I sacrificed myself, Nezha cried like a brat in front of me, saying that he must find a way to revive me. He even said that he would fight his way to Heaven to find the elixir to save me. I told him that my soul had been scattered and that even if I went to Heaven to get the elixir from Laozi, I couldn’t be revived. So, in the last moments of my life, I want to tell Nezha that I really love him. I’ve been thinking about marrying him for the past few years, but he’s just a block of wood and never responds to me.”