After breaking up with my girlfriend, I became a Great Sage of the Demon Clan.

What the hell is that in your glass?

Zhu Xing said with a smile.

"If my husband won't drink, I will..."

Zhou Yan drank it all in one gulp. To be honest, this spring medicine tasted sweet and sour, quite delicious.

"...Um, seniors, what are your thoughts on what Mara said?"

The sickly younger sister of the Wang family cupped her face in one hand, and the Bai Zes stopped pretending and all lazily sprawled on the table, especially the sickly younger sister, whose tone was very casual.

"You're right. Mara loved Shakyamuni the most. After Shakyamuni died, He probably wouldn't give up so easily. The reason He sent you to Bodhi Temple is most likely to find clues about Shakyamuni."

The woman in red from the Wang family interjected.

"So it doesn't matter whether you come to Bodhi Temple or not. What's important is to find clues about Shakyamuni. Once you find them, Mara won't care whether you go to Bodhi Temple or not."

This statement coincides with Zhou Yan's thoughts. Now, Bo Xun's task is for one of your companions' beautiful classmates to invite you to dinner. You think she wants to invite you to dinner, but in reality, she wants to use the invitation to invite your handsome friend over as well.

The real intention of Mara was not the wine, but rather his beloved.

The only problem is how to find any trace of Shakyamuni within the supernatural powers of this past Buddha.

"Dear seniors..."

Zhou Yan clasped his hands in a fist salute.

"Then do you know how to find Shakyamuni?"

The three Bai Zes narrowed their eyes instantly. However, their narrowed eyes did not express any seriousness, contemplation, or solemnity. Zhou Yan clearly saw that the Wang sisters and Zhu Xing's eyes were full of amusement.

Those bastards are definitely thinking about how to make fun of themselves.

Zhou Yan said decisively.

"Forget it, relying on mountains will lead to their collapse, and relying on people will lead to their departure. I, Bai Ze, am more suited to rely on myself..."

Zhu Xing immediately grabbed Zhou Yan's hand and said hurriedly.

"What are you doing, junior? You're all alone, we'll definitely help you."

Zhu Xing gave the Wang sisters behind him a look, and the Wang sisters spoke in turn.

"Yes, yes, we are on the same side, the real ones, we will help you."

"Finding clues about Shakyamuni Buddha won't be enough here on Mount Ling. We'll have to go to the sixth day and find the place where Shakyamuni Buddha was born..."

Zhou Yan couldn't help but interrupt.

"Go to the sixth day, that place is full of demon bastards!"

After a pause, Zhou Yan suddenly thought of something.

The young man stared intently at the sickly younger sister who had spoken, but she turned her head away, not daring to meet Zhou Yan's gaze.

Zhou Yan said angrily.

"Has Zhang Ye gone to the sixth day?!"

Zhang Ye harbors a grudge against me, constantly plotting to capture me and force me to become his wife.

Therefore, if Zhang Ye were on the sixth day now, Zhou Yan would probably face not just Zhang Ye, but a group of demons!

The sixth day is not dangerous, but the sixth day with Zhang Ye is extremely dangerous!

"No, junior, you're overthinking it."

Zhu Xing then served Zhou Yan a cup of wine made with spring medicine, which contained not a single drop of water.

Zhou Yan took it and drank it all in one gulp.

Since he has the ability to transform his body at will, Zhou Yan can eat all kinds of poisons like snacks.

And, damn it...

You absolutely cannot let your guard down when chatting with these bastards; they even want to have fun with themselves.

But these beasts...

Zhou Yan asked tentatively.

"Um, I'm thinking of marrying the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden recently."

The three wicked beasts' expressions changed drastically.

"It's unbelievable," said Chasing Stars.

"You bastard, the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden treats us like best friends, and you actually want to marry her?"

"You beast, you beast! I never even thought of such a thing back then."

The three Bai Ze spoke in unison.

"but……"

The three Bai Ze gave Zhou Yan a thumbs up.

"I like it! Junior, do whatever you want!"

It's clear that these three guys agree with their own ideas.

Zhou Yan coughed once and then spoke.

"However, the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden said that I should go and beg her, to tell her the reason why she had to marry me, otherwise she would not marry me."

The Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden seemed to want to see him kneel down, clinging to her leg and begging her to do things. She even wanted to do some things that she really liked before this guy would even consider marrying her.

This goddess, who had been assimilated by Bai Ze, was very curious about what kind of tricks Bai Ze would pull in order to marry her.

The sickly little girl immediately slammed her hand on the table.

"That's easy. You know Gouchen God, right? Gouchen God is the God of War and the God of Martial Arts. He has some overlapping divine duties with the Nine Heavens Mysterious Lady. Moreover, the Nine Heavens Mysterious Lady can never beat Gouchen God. Go find Gouchen God, beat him up, and show the Nine Heavens Mysterious Lady that you are the true God of Martial Arts. If you defeat him, the Nine Heavens Mysterious Lady will definitely marry you!"

Zhou Yan: “(?_?)”

Are you treating me like an idiot?

Zhou Yan felt that his words in his previous life were like, "How can an ordinary person kill a true god, shatter the god's divine status, and then kill the god again?" You say it so easily, but the method you use makes it impossible.

Besides, God Gouchen has been good to me, so why do I have to fight God Gouchen one-on-one?

Zhou Yan looked at the woman in red.

The woman in red hesitated for a few seconds before speaking.

"Go find the Ziwei Emperor and ask him to grant us a marriage."

Zhou Yan paused for a few seconds before asking.

"Emperor Ziwei, do we not have a very good relationship?"

The three Bai Ze looked at each other with a mocking expression, and Zhu Xing moved closer to Zhou Yan and whispered something.

"It's precisely because of the poor relationship that it's easier for the Ziwei Emperor to grant a marriage decree."

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Zhou Yan felt he couldn't continue talking to this group of amusing beasts. What Zhu Xing was saying—that it was easier to snatch the imperial marriage because of a bad relationship—wasn't calculated at all.

Since the Ziwei Emperor has a bad relationship with me, the fact that he dared to bestow a marriage upon me means he's definitely not going to make things easy for me. He might even have a bunch of spies planted in secret. If I marry the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden, not only will I not be able to suppress Lu Wu and Jiu Feng with her help, but the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden might even join forces to bully me.

We're marrying the Nine Heavens Mystic Maiden because we want a powerful deity who can suppress Jiu Feng and Lu Wu, not another one who will make things difficult for us.

These amusement-seeking beasts aren't thinking about solving problems at all; they're thinking about how to create even more amusement.

Zhou Yan finally focused his gaze on Zhu Xing beside him.

Zhu Xing immediately revealed a gentle and kind face, the kind of demeanor that only the kindest women in the world should have.

However, the expectant look in the woman's eyes clearly conveyed the message, "Ask me, ask me."

Zhou Yan turned his head back; without even looking, he knew this guy's answer was definitely unreliable.

"Forehead……"

Zhou Yan licked his lips.

"We four seem to have wasted too much time here. Perhaps, seniors, you could let me out?" (Wu)

Whether or not he merges with these fragments is not important. What's important is to get out of here first. Otherwise, Zhou Yan is really afraid that these three guys might have cast a curse on him or brainwashed him and make a mess of things when he gets out.

Zhu Xing's eyes darted around in their sockets.

"But you didn't satisfy us."

The other two fragments nodded.

"As for us, you should at least satisfy our needs before you'll let us follow you, right?"

The sickly younger sister covered her face with one hand.

"If we follow you from now on, we'll be like a chicken following a chicken, or a dog following a dog. Before you give us your bodies, you have to give us some fun, right?"

Zhou Yan fell silent.

Zhu Xing reached out her fair little hand and tugged at Zhou Yan's elbow, speaking earnestly.

“We are all Bai Ze, and you are the main body. How could we lie to our good brother?”

The other two Miss Wang echoed this.

"Yes, yes, we would never lie to ourselves."

"Good brother, play with us."

Zhou Yan rubbed his forehead.

How do you expect me to play with you?

He was overjoyed as he chased after the stars.

"Playing with us is very simple, and it can also help you, my good brother, solve the troubles of Lu Wu and Jiu Feng."

Zhou Yan peeked out from between his fingers, which were resting on his forehead, and stared at Zhu Xing.

Zhu Xing covered her lips with the back of one hand, her smile breathtakingly beautiful.

“Good brother, why don’t you go and marry Nezha?”

Zhou Yan was greatly alarmed.

"Did you turn Nezha into a girl?"

According to the white-haired monster, Nezha felt guilty and had feelings of love towards the white moonlight incarnation they created. In addition, Nezha said that he would do anything as long as Nezha could be forgiven, whether it was skinning him alive, pulling out his tendons, or being sent to the deepest hell to never be reincarnated.

Changing your personality as punishment is a piece of cake!

Chasing the Stars, He shook His little hand.

"No, the Third Prince is still the Prince, he hasn't become the Third Princess."

Wang's sickly younger sister chimed in.

Who says we can't marry boys?

Another woman in red also spoke up in her defense.

“Good brother, here’s what I’ll do: I’ll give you the image of Nezha’s white moonlight. Go to the Purple Bamboo Forest and have a good talk with Nezha. I’m not making this up. Nezha is still very infatuated with his white moonlight. Do you know why he was seriously injured and went to the Purple Bamboo Forest to recuperate? A large part of it was because he couldn’t get rid of his obsession and didn’t dare to stay in the Heavenly Court where we were. So he went to the remote Purple Bamboo Forest to cultivate asceticism.”

The woman in red had a somewhat wicked smile.

"So, the deeper Nezha's hatred, the more infatuated he is with Nezha. Good brother, you go over there disguised as the white moonlight, saying sweet words while trying to please Nezha..."

Zhou Yan couldn't hold back any longer.

"Is Nezha really that easy to fool?"

The woman in red spoke with righteous indignation.

"Good brother, you underestimate us. Do you think that when we went to tease Nezha, we just pinched his face and pretended to be Nezha's favorite face? We paid with real money, magic weapons, and spells, without missing a single one!"

The sickly younger sister nodded and swayed her hips.

"Yes, yes, yes, those scumbag girls who only take money from their lapdogs are all idiots. If we're going to play this game, we should play it to the end."

The sickly younger sister explained to Zhou Yan that when they were training Nezha, they were the ones who helped Nezha through his tribulations, they were the ones who saved Nezha from trouble, and Bai Ze was always there to help Nezha with his cultivation and magic, providing meticulous care.

In terms of dedication, emotional connection, and who in the entire world cares most about Nezha, it must be Bai Ze, even though it's all for fun.