After breaking up with my girlfriend, I became a Great Sage of the Demon Clan.

"Xiao Yan, what are you saying? We..."

Zhou Yan loudly interrupted his mother.

"Mom, you still don't understand? Last time you said in the group chat that Uncle was in jail and doing drugs, and that his life was over. Someone told Uncle about this, and Uncle is throwing a banquet today to get revenge on you!"

The mother's expression shifted slightly, while the father frowned.

"Xiao Yan, who told you that?"

Zhou Yanyi spoke righteously.

"It was my second uncle who said it at the banquet. When I went to pee, I heard him whispering to the others, saying that they should stay and wash the dishes later. Hey, they're eating and chatting outside, and we're here washing dishes and vegetables. What are we supposed to do here!"

"Mom and Dad, let's go! Let's not associate with this second uncle anymore!"

Some of the cooks and helpers in the kitchen stared at Zhou Yanqi for a while, then went back to their own work.

What business is it of other people's relatives to have their own family feuds?

They're only here to cook.

Zhou Yan's simple-minded parents looked somewhat somber. Of course, they believed their son, and since they were indeed eating out while they were washing dishes, it was almost certain that the story was true.

But as relatives, and as Zhou Yan's parents who were preparing to have a good meal today, the sudden discovery that they were the targets of their relatives' schemes and disgusts made them feel as disgusted as finding half a cockroach stuck in their chopsticks.

"I see."

Zhou Yan's father looked somewhat strained.

"We're not eating this meal."

Zhou Yan's father looked at Zhou Yan's mother, whose face looked unwell.

"Walk?"

The mother was speechless and could only nod.

The three of them went out through the back door, circled around to the parking lot, and drove away.

The car drove from the side road onto the main road. Perhaps because they were all in a bad mood, neither Zhou Yan nor his parents spoke, and the silence inside the car was eerily heavy.

Zhou Yan was the most active person inside the car. The young man would raise his hand to look around from time to time, and then lean out of the car window to watch people coming and going.

Some problems...

Logically speaking, once you've resolved your regrets, you should leave the past behind, right?

Why am I still stuck in this car?

Is there something I haven't resolved yet?

Zhou Yan's father's phone rang while he was driving.

Zhou Yan's father took out his phone, answered it, and Zhou Yan's second uncle's voice came through.

The surroundings were quiet, and there was no music playing in the car. None of the three of them spoke. Under these circumstances, even though Zhou Yan's father hadn't turned on speakerphone, Zhou Yan's second uncle's voice was very clear, clear enough for all three of them to hear.

"Daqing (Zhou Yan's father's nickname), your son beat up my brother! He's badly injured and is in the hospital now!"

Zhou Yan's second uncle's voice contained a hint of anger.

Zhou Yan's father looked at Zhou Yan in the back seat through the rearview mirror.

Zhou Yan nodded without saying a word.

Zhou Yan's father is definitely on Zhou Yan's side.

"Old Crow (Second Uncle's nickname), how old is your brother?"

Thirty-four.

"My son is only eleven years old, isn't he?"

"Is this something that can be avoided by using age?"

"Old Crow, what I mean is, you, a 34-year-old adult, got into a fight with a child and were seriously injured. Shouldn't you suspect that your brother or my son is the problem?"

Zhou Yan's mother was also laughing on the side. There was nothing to be afraid of. Zhou Yan was only eleven years old this year. Even if he beat up these brothers, or even if he killed and dismembered them, the law would not be able to hold Zhou Yan accountable.

Moreover, Zhou Yan had previously stated that this relative was targeting people like them, so his mother had reason to suspect that the so-called serious injury was an extortion attempt by his second uncle, a staged accident.

Chapter Twenty: BUG

"You mean, I deliberately set a trap to harm your son?"

Second Uncle's voice rose slightly. ◆澌巴″尓±←咝弎参<嶙＠刺蝟、折“代购≌｛：多。

Zhou Yan's father said coldly.

"I didn't say that. Only someone with a guilty conscience would think that way."

It's a very simple logic: people can't think about things beyond their own understanding, so if someone is accusing you of something, it's probably something they did themselves.

Zhou Yan's father had some doubts earlier, but now that his second uncle had said he had set a trap, it confirmed that his second uncle was the one with the problem.

"Daqing! I don't care what you think, my home security camera clearly recorded your son beating my brother. This isn't over. Either bring your child over now to kowtow and admit your mistake, and pay some money, or you can expect my lawyer to come after you."

Zhou Yan's father offered a reminder.

"Xiao Yan is only eleven years old."

Even the current clamor for amending the "Law on the Protection of Minors" only involves lowering the age of criminal offenses from fourteen to twelve.

At Zhou Yan's age, it's truly a case of killing without breaking the law and doing whatever one wants without consequences.

Of course, a normal eleven-year-old child would not be as cunning as Zhou Yan at this age. It was only much later that Zhou Yan learned about his second uncle's bullying of his parents.

"Age is no excuse, Daqing. Don't blame me for not warning you. You little brat, you've offended me so badly, I won't let this go so easily!"

The second uncle on the other end of the line hung up the phone.

Zhou Yan's father placed the phone on the phone holder in the car.

Zhou Yan's mother had a rather timid temperament, and seeing her second uncle's imposing presence, she couldn't help but tremble with fear.

"Daqing, over at Laoya's place..."

Zhou Yan's father said nonchalantly.

"Just ignore him. Old Crow is a bully who preys on the weak. The tougher you are, the less he will dare to mess with you. If you show weakness, he will pin you to the ground and trample you."

After hesitating for a few seconds, Zhou Yan's father stared at Zhou Yan in the rearview mirror and asked.

"Xiao Yan, did you hit someone?"

Zhou Yan countered with a question.

"Dad, do you think I'm old enough to beat an adult?"

Zhou Yan's father laughed. Yes, he felt he was really too stupid. His child was only able to lift his own waist, unable to carry anything, and yet this child had seriously injured an adult.

It's obvious that my second uncle got this by staging an accident to extort money.

But why would someone stage an accident to extort money from an eleven-year-old child?

Wouldn't it be more appropriate for adults to stage an accident to extort money from themselves?

Maybe my second uncle was too foolish.

My second uncle only had a primary school education (he didn't finish junior high school), and he was a poor student who couldn't even do double-digit addition and subtraction under the "happy education" system. After entering society, he couldn't resist the temptations of the world, so he took drugs and committed murder, and then went to prison at the age of sixteen.

Upon seeing this, Zhou Yan's parents said that his second uncle's future was over and that he was a good-for-nothing.

Who knew that this seemingly sincere remark would be met with resentment?

There's nothing I can do about being resented; it's my own fault for being so careless with my words back then. I'll just consider it a lesson learned from my sharp tongue.

"I'll talk to a lawyer later." Si

Zhou Yan's mother couldn't help but ask her husband.

Zhou Yan's father said nonchalantly.

"what ever……"

Zhou Yan's mother breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhou Yan, sitting in the back seat, slowly leaned back and exhaled slowly.

Zhou Yan understood why he had brought his parents out; the world wasn't over yet. (Spirit)

The reason is that modifying the past is not perfect.

Fixing your own regrets may lead to new regrets, just like when a programmer is fixing a bug, you've just finished fixing one and two new bugs pop up.

This means that after you've made a change to something from the past, new regrets may arise due to those changes.

The probability of such new regrets should be related to the scope of influence of the people and things involved. For example, there were no new regrets after confessing to one's first love, and there were no regrets left after resolving the confession issue with a chubby female classmate.

New regrets arose only when facing his second uncle.

My second uncle is a man far superior to my first love and my chubby female classmate.

Hi……

Thinking about it this way, the ability of past Buddhas to modify the past cannot completely resolve regrets. In fact, the more they modify, the deeper the regrets become, and the stronger the inner demons become.

Imagine a programmer seeing a bunch of messy code that doesn't seem to work, but it's actually running. The programmer makes a slight modification, resulting in a bunch of errors. In desperation, the programmer reverts to the original code, only to find that the code that worked before no longer works.

The same logic seems to apply to past revisions.

Most of the time, it's better not to change anything than to change the past.

Of course, this applies to ordinary people; Zhou Yan himself possesses the ability to ignore all of this. ←±！ ． ∫

Zhou Yan's parents took him home, and the three of them ate a stir-fry near their home before going back to rest.

Zhou Yan returned to his bedroom and then began to think about his second uncle.

Without a doubt, the new problem is this second uncle who wants to harm me. Only by dealing with this second uncle can this new problem be resolved properly.

After first acquiring his mythical form, Zhou Yan used his ability to revisit the lives of three generations of normal people. As a divine beast who enjoys gossip, Zhou Yan would often browse through the scandals of different celebrities and internet personalities when he was bored, and occasionally he would also read about the lives of the relatives he had banished and beaten.

This second uncle, who was someone Zhou Yan disliked, had been looked up before.

You won't know until you read it, and once you do, Zhou Yan finds it hilarious.

This second uncle has poor education, is not very bright, and has been to prison. How could he become a very rich and powerful person after being released from prison?

The reason is simple: my second uncle is a black glove for a certain city councilor, specializing in doing illegal things for that city councilor that are not openly permissible.

Zhou Yan knew all too well how many illegal and evil things his second uncle had done, but in the current environment, that city councilor was on his second uncle's side. If he reported it, Zhou Yan was afraid that before his second uncle could be dealt with, he would be dealt with by the city councilor's cronies.

In the Eastern Xia United Kingdom, the basic practice is to punish those who raise problems, not those who solve them.

Therefore, to deal with this second uncle, we cannot use official power.

So, find a way to awaken yourself, become an awakened one, and then join the local Second Security Bureau?

His second uncle was just an ordinary person, and a black glove at that. Even his superiors wouldn't dare offend the Awakened Ones of the Second Security Bureau, so he probably wouldn't dare either. Perhaps after he became an employee of the Second Security Bureau, this second uncle would have to come running over to beg for forgiveness, asking Zhou Yan to forgive his petty offense. Death.

However, this doesn't seem feasible, because the real Zhou Yan only awakened after being traumatized by his breakup with Mi Qing. Moving the awakening time forward so far might create another major plot hole.

Solving one regret will only lead to two more, and I'll just be stuck in the past, patching things up every day, with no need to go back.

Therefore, it's best to resolve your second uncle's matter without getting involved yourself.

So, what methods are there to hide behind the scenes and torment this black glove to the point of near death?

Zhou Yan suddenly regretted eating Zhu Xing and the Wang sisters so quickly. If those two sisters were still around, they might have been able to create something truly unforgettable that would make his second uncle wish he were dead.

...hiss

My second uncle's house.

After the banquet, the relatives said their goodbyes and left.

After taking a shower, Zhou Binlin (Second Uncle), still smelling of soy sauce, went to his study. Inside the study sat several men with scars on their faces and ferocious expressions.

Zhou Binlin asked these people a question upon seeing them.

"How are Wu Lin and Xiao Feng?"

The scarred man who was closest to the man stood up and said.

"We've had a check-up at the hospital, nothing's wrong. Should we brothers go a little further and extort some money?"

Zhou Binlin shook his head.