Although the old Bai Ze didn't show much emotion on its face, Zhou Yan, being the same Bai Ze, could clearly sense that the old Bai Ze was very happy.
Erlang Shen couldn't hold back any longer.
"Aren't you afraid that Lady Yinglong will skin you alive?"
Old Bai Ze said nonchalantly.
"Anyway, it's not me who gets beaten up."
Back in the main world, Bai Ze only has Zhou Yan left, so if Ying Long wants revenge, he can only come and beat up Zhou Yan.
Zhou Yan: "..."
You've really washed your hands of this completely!
"Yes, it's done steaming."
Old Bai Ze took out a pot of hot water, poured it into the coffee filter, then removed the filter from the top and began to pour coffee for Erlang Shen and Zhou Yan, asking them gently as he did so.
Would you like sugar or milk?
Erlang Shen shook his head.
"Plain coffee is fine."
Zhou Yan replied.
"Add a sugar cube, and some milk."
Old Bai Ze shook his head.
"You don't know how to enjoy it. Adding milk and sugar to such good coffee will ruin its aroma."
Despite saying that, Lao Bai Ze still added milk and sugar cubes to Zhou Yan's coffee, and then handed both cups of coffee to Erlang Shen and Zhou Yan.
Zhou Yan picked it up and took a sip. The aroma was rich and the taste was smooth. For Zhou Yan, who didn't particularly like coffee and didn't know much about it, the taste was quite good.
Erlang Shen, standing to the side, did not make a move, but instead stared intently at the coffee in front of him.
Old Bai Ze said jokingly.
"Don't worry, there's no medicine for spring inside."
"puff……"
Zhou Yan, who thought the coffee tasted good and took a few more sips, spit it out.
Old Bai Ze looked at his junior with disdain.
"Don't worry, I didn't add any drugs this time."
Zhou Yan wiped his mouth and pushed the coffee in front of him away. He decided that he would not eat a single bite of anything that Lao Bai Ze gave him from now on.
Even if it has been checked with omniscience.
Erlang Shen then picked up his coffee and took a sip. After a while, Erlang Shen nodded.
"The dense fog at the top of the clouds is indeed well-deserved."
Old Bai Ze said with satisfaction.
"Of course, I went to great lengths to get this coffee, and I'm reluctant to drink it myself."
"so……"
Old Bai Ze propped his face up with one hand, gazing at Erlang with gentle, watery eyes. His gaze was so intense that it sent chills down Zhou Yan's spine, who was still wiping his mouth nearby.
Old Bai Ze parted his lips slightly.
"You must have preserved Lin Ziwei's life essence very well, Erlang, right? If I want it, you won't refuse to give it to me, will you?"
Erlang Shen's expression shifted slightly.
Because of Zhou Yan, Erlang Shen had his dog, Xiaotianquan, extract Lin Ziwei's life essence within 24 hours of her death, and then sent the life essence to a private clinic for meticulous preservation.
With the medical equipment at that private clinic, these life-giving sap particles could be kept active for several years.
Erlang Shen's tone was sinister.
"You really have been monitoring us all along."
Even the local police didn't know that Erlang Shen had touched Lin Ziwei's life essence; there were fewer than five people who knew about it. Now that Lao Bai Ze knows about it so readily, he must have been monitoring Erlang Shen and Zhou Yan's actions throughout the entire process.
Old Bai Ze's gentle gaze shifted from Erlang Shen's sinister gaze and settled on Zhou Yan's face.
Ignoring Erlang Shen's raised eyebrow at Zhou Yan, Bai Ze raised an eyebrow.
"It's time to have a baby."
Zhou Yan blinked, then his eyes widened, and he covered his stomach with both hands.
Old Bai Ze grinned.
"It was ultimately my own fault..."
Zhou Yan's face turned pale.
Erlang Shen preserved Lin Ziwei's life essence, while Lao Bai Ze wanted to have his own children...
Zhou Yan didn't know why he had a child at first, but when he thought that Lao Bai Ze was an instinctive person who wanted to have fun, he figured that having a child was probably for the purpose of having fun.
For example, if Zhou Yan is a girl who is pregnant with Lin Ziwei's child, then if she goes to San Yinglong's place and engages in intimate acts between girls, Lin Ziwei can't really say anything, right?
He had a deep conversation with Yinglong. Faced with his own wife and a weed carrying his child, the Ziwei Emperor couldn't very well say that he had been cuckolded, could he?
She was a girl, yet she still had to get pregnant with Lin Ziwei's child. There was only one reason: Old Bai Ze wanted to have fun with the Ziwei Emperor.
Yes, for fun, Zhou Yan's female body and the child in her womb are all means of survival to avoid being punished by the Ziwei Emperor later.
Zhou Yan slammed his fist on the table and roared.
"Is your mind filled with nothing but amusement? You dare to offend both the Ziwei Emperor and Yinglong?"
Old Bai Ze shrugged.
"Anyway, it's not me who gets beaten up."
Zhou Yan: "..."
What you said makes so much sense, I can't even refute it.
Old Bai Ze urged.
"It's alright. You've helped Lin Ziwei and Yinglong, and they both owe us a debt of gratitude, plus the child in your belly."
Zhou Yan interrupted.
"I'm not pregnant."
Old Bai Ze said solemnly.
"Then let's get pregnant now!"
Zhou Yan leaned back in disgust.
Old Bai Ze laughed even more heartily.
"Don't be so quick to dismiss me, my dear junior. You must know that those high and mighty Heavenly Emperors rarely reveal their weaknesses. If we lose this opportunity, we might be doomed for the rest of our lives..."
"There's no way to find another opportunity like this where the Emperor of Joy can have his own pleasures without having to take responsibility."
Zhou Yan angrily searched: Two⊙〈Nine! '√⊥Temple≤☆【^Sixty-four Paths.
"So why do you have to make the Heavenly Emperor's life a living hell?! Can't you be a little more rational, you lunatic?!"
Although Zhou Yan instinctively began to consider how painful it would be for the Ziwei Emperor to have a child with him, reason told him that now was not the time to watch the Heavenly Emperor have fun.
When they first met, Lin Ziwei said, "We'll settle our scores another day."
Zhou Yan didn't understand what "settling scores later" meant before, but now it seems that Lin Ziwei should have guessed what Lao Bai Ze wanted to do. This "settling scores later" was probably a way of telling Zhou Yan not to act recklessly, or else they would have to settle scores later.
It's no exaggeration to say that the Ziwei Emperor at that time was probably afraid.
The Ziwei Emperor, who has no supernatural powers and still has to appease his wife, is really afraid that Bai Ze will cause him some trouble.
In fact, Bai Ze did want to cause some trouble, and he had even come up with a way to retaliate against Ziwei Emperor in a way that would prevent him from doing so.
That is, to make one's descendants pregnant with the child of the Ziwei Emperor.
Frankly speaking, regardless of whether Zhou Yan, now in female form, flirts with the pregnant Yinglong, Zhou Yan feels that just the fact that he is carrying a child for the Ziwei Emperor would make the Ziwei Emperor feel uncomfortable.
Of course, Zhou Yan himself also felt uncomfortable. After all, the young Bai Ze was not as shameless and dissolute as the old Bai Ze, who would do anything for fun.
“Oh dear, oh dear…中∨¨Qn:々〃】<榴9。∠●∞”
Old Bai Ze's eyebrows danced with excitement.
"Junior, don't be so resistant. Have you ever thought about it? Actually, the Goddess Nuwa also wants your child with the Ziwei Emperor."
Zhou Yan was taken aback.
Old Bai Ze lowered his voice.
"Let me tell you a secret: the relationship between the Ziwei Emperor and the Goddess Nuwa is not very good. Although the Goddess Nuwa would not be so low as to bully the Ziwei Emperor's child, she would inevitably see how distressed the Ziwei Emperor was after having his child."
"The goddess Nuwa will be very happy."
Zhou Yan was shocked, truly shocked. Besides having a bad relationship with Houtu, did Goddess Nuwa also have a bad relationship with Emperor Ziwei?
"The Goddess Nuwa and the Emperor Ziwei didn't get along? Really, you're not lying to me?"
Old Bai Ze nodded vigorously.
"Of course I'm not lying to you. The reason why Nuwa and Ziwei Emperor don't get along is that Ziwei Emperor wanted to punish us severely back then because of some things. Nuwa protected him and wouldn't let him, so they argued. We saw Nuwa and Ziwei Emperor arguing with our own eyes."
Zhou Yan: "..."
Zhou Yan was a little curious about what had happened that made the Ziwei Emperor want to punish him severely, but he didn't dare to ask.
Zhou Yan was afraid that this might lead to something serious, and that it would be better not to listen at all than to hear it.
"So you understand now, right?"
Old Bai Ze spoke in a deep tone.
"Since Goddess Nuwa is protecting us like this, shouldn't we find some fun to vent her anger?"
Qi Zhouyan: "..."
Before Si Lao Bai Ze could say anything more, Erlang Shen coughed.
"Let's get back to the main topic."
Erlang Shen felt that it was dangerous for Zhou Yan and Lao Bai Ze to continue their conversation. Even as one of the top gods in Heaven, he was terrified and his legs went weak when he heard about their conversation.
Erlang Shen stared at the old Bai Ze.
"The biggest problem now is generality. How should we solve this problem?"
"Old Mazu said nonchalantly."
Scar "That guy is difficult to deal with, but not impossible."
Ling said, "You only need to make a small shift in your way of thinking, and this commonality will..."
"...Solved with ease."
Chapter Sixty-Three: Surrender
Cihe City, Ocean Building.
Feng Wanlai lay on her sofa, her eyes fixed on the ceiling of the office.
After mocking the Xuanyuan Sword, Zhou Yan knocked Feng Wanlai unconscious and left her in his office at the Ocean Building, then went to lie down where Chi You was.
It took Feng Wanlai a whole day to wake up from her coma. Afterwards, she waited patiently for her biological mother, Du Laiqiu, to come and settle accounts with her.
Another half day passed, and Feng Wanlai still hadn't seen her biological mother, Du Laiqiu, come looking for her. Or rather, Feng Wanlai hadn't even received a phone call from her biological mother.
It seemed that Du Laiqiu was completely unaware of his betrayal.
Of course, based on Feng Wanlai's understanding of Du Laiqiu, Du Laiqiu probably didn't care about her daughter at all. The degree of indifference was so great that Du Laiqiu couldn't even imagine that her daughter had betrayed her.
After waiting for half a day, Feng Wanlai didn't know whether to cry or laugh; in short, she was still in a bad mood.
There was a knock on the door, followed by the voice of one of Feng Wanlai's subordinates.
"It's out! It's out! Prophet, there are already tons of posts online about elderly people dying."
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