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Paying wages to flesh and blood creatures... perhaps that seems to conform to common sense, but in reality, it goes against common sense.

It's like negotiating a salary with artificial intelligence... He doesn't mind giving some, but... will AI spend money?

Designing a program that requires spending money... isn't that like taking off your pants to fart?

Fan Xiao thought for a moment and replied, "Actually, I've already paid them their salaries, so you can rest assured about that."

"Nonsense." Wang Zhenzhen frowned and said, "I asked Li Xian, and he said that both bodyguards were created by you. How could you have paid them any wages?"

“Yes, I’ve already paid for their lives,” Van Xiao said matter-of-factly. “That’s the highest level of pay.”

Seeing that his mother still had something to say, he quickly interrupted her, saying, "I know what you're struggling with. How about this, if you feel bad about it, you can distribute the money yourselves. You can decide how much."

"When you go out, they go to work; when you come home, they get off work."

"How about this?"

As he spoke, he silently loaded several "entertainment programs" onto the two flesh-and-blood servants.

For example, they know simple things like going out to spend money to eat at a restaurant, buying milk tea, buying clothes, etc.

It's bizarre, but it's the only way to make my parents feel better.

"Then we'll decide that ourselves."

Wang Zhenzhen finally smiled.

Having someone serve her from morning till night without paying her a single penny... she still couldn't get over that hurdle in her heart.

"Fan Xiao, come here for a moment."

Suddenly, Song Jianbai pulled Fan Xiao to the balcony outside the double doors and windows.

Behind the balcony is the villa's backyard, which is quite large and decorated with flowers and plants.

Song Jianbai pointed to the figure active in the backyard and said with a tone of helplessness, "You should control your sister. She's been like this for several days now. We've told her several times, but she won't listen and is getting more and more rebellious."

Discipline was only part of it; he wanted to take the opportunity to let Fan Xiao and his daughter get closer... Yes, he hadn't given up on his plan to "keep the good stuff in the family" and had been keeping it in mind all along.

Fan Xiao looked into the backyard and saw Song Yu's small, slender figure hopping around happily.

At the same time, a series of sweet, coquettish cries rang out.

"Earth Release: Heart Beheading Technique!"

Song Yu quickly made a series of hand seals, and the next second, the "blood armor" on her shoulders spread out, expanding in size in one go. Within a few seconds, it submerged and enveloped a teddy bear on the ground in the backyard, forming a flat ground.

Only the bear's head was visible.

Then, she shouted again and formed hand seals: "Lightning Release: Lightning Blade!"

Sizzle... The genes of some of the flesh inside the "blood armor" have changed, and the genes of the electric eel have been loaded.

In that instant, a large amount of electricity surged through the teddy bear, charring it black.

"Hahaha……"

Upon seeing the results of his battle, Song Yu burst into laughter.

That silly, arrogant demeanor... gives people a unique kind of beauty—a pure beauty untouched by knowledge.

Song Jianbai glanced at Fan Xiao with a subtle look in his eyes and said, "Isn't it embarrassing?"

"Uh... I think it's alright," Fan Xiao said. "He's just a kid, that's normal."

“Xiaoyu doesn’t just play at home, she doesn’t restrain herself when she goes out either.”

Song Jianbai said, "She's now the queen of the kids in our neighborhood. Many parents have come to visit us and brought up this matter, their words revealing... their attitude that we should do something about it."

"Although they dare not say it outright, I can tell."

"Sigh, I feel like we've become the bullying family here."

“That… is indeed a bit embarrassing.” Fan Xiao nodded: “Uncle Song, don’t worry, I will teach her a lesson.”

"Then leave it to you."

Song Jianbai breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and walked into the house, leaving the opportunity to his daughter.

At this moment, Song Yu in the backyard once again began practicing her skills with the already battered teddy bear.

"Earth Release: Heart-Slaying Decapitation Technique... Huh? What's going on!? Ahh... Help!"

As soon as she finished shouting, the "blood armor" transformed into a swamp of flesh and blood, enveloping her completely, leaving only her head sticking out.

"Help me..."

Song Yu shouted in a panic.

As she called out, she saw Fan Xiao walking towards her, and her face immediately lit up with joy: "Brother! You're back? Quick, quick, save me! I'm stuck... Wait! Brother!? Did you do this!?"

Song Yu suddenly remembered that the "Blood Armor" was created by Fan Xiao, and now that Fan Xiao has returned, the "Blood Armor" has gone out of control... How could such a coincidence happen!?

hateful!

asshole!

"Hmm?" Fan Xiao squatted down and patted his sister's head with a smile: "I don't really like your unruly attitude."

"Let me out quickly!"

Song Yu tried to bite Fan Xiao's finger... but missed.

"Oh? You're getting cocky if you don't get disciplined for a few days." Fan Xiao shook his head: "Looks like I'll have to keep you in this position for a few days and nights."

"...Brother, please let me out, okay?" Song Yu began to whine, "I'll give you a shoulder massage, a leg massage, and a foot massage, okay?"

"I heard you've been going out and acting crazy lately, corrupting a lot of kids?" Fan Xiao asked.

"No way, they insisted on coming with me," Song Yu retorted.

Fan Xiao glanced at the bloody swamp at his feet, his right knuckles curled up, and he chuckled menacingly, "I gave you this not so you could show it off, but as a lifesaver when something unexpected happens!"

"It's fine if you practice your skills at home, but... who told you to go around showing off everywhere you go?"

"Now that everyone knows you have this, what if someone has malicious intentions, or if a criminal gets information from your acquaintance and takes targeted measures... how do you plan to deal with it?"

"Um... Brother, aren't you supposed to be very powerful?" Song Yu asked weakly, "With your fearsome reputation, would anyone dare... to plot against us?"

"What reputation do you have?" Fan Xiao asked, his eyes narrowing slightly.

"A great reputation!" Song Yu quickly corrected himself: "A great reputation indeed!"

“Your brother is indeed very capable, but the more famous a person becomes, the more people with ill intentions will target them.” Fan Xiao said, “Have you forgotten the lesson Qingshan learned last time? There are always some crazy people who act without considering the consequences, or… there are always some people who are very confident in themselves and think they can escape from me, so they act recklessly.”

He said with a serious expression, "I gave you 'blood armor' precisely to guard against these types of people, but now you've ruined the entire protection plan, sigh..."

"I……"

Song Yu lowered her head instinctively, her voice filled with dejection. "I didn't know it was this serious... Brother, I was wrong..."

"It's good that you know you were wrong." Fan Xiao patted her head and comforted her, "I'll redesign the 'Blood Armor,' and I'll forgive you this time."

"Ok!"

Song Yu nodded solemnly.

Fan Xiao nodded in satisfaction.

He was obviously saying these things to scare his sister.

The only ways Song Yu knew to use the "Blood Armor" were simple transformations, electrical discharges, and fire. Its true power—distortion and pollution, the creation of small seas of blood, and the creation of chaotic storms of consciousness—was something he had set to auto-activate. Naturally, he wouldn't open it up to his younger sister who was still quite young.

One reason was the fear that her younger sister would be exposed.

On the other hand, some of these abilities are dangerous; using them carelessly could easily kill someone...

"Alright," Fan Xiao removed the Blood Swamp's envelopment of Song Yu and said, "Come out, go to the living room, dinner will be ready soon."

"Um...brother, should I punish myself by staying here for a few hours? And won't I be allowed to eat dinner?"

Song Yu was very perceptive and volunteered.

Seeing how easily PUA had succeeded, Fan Xiao felt somewhat complicated... Being too naive wasn't a good thing either; his sister didn't have the same level of luck as Lu Baizhi.

Should we shatter her values ​​and give her a re-education?

While thinking this, he said, "Xiaoyu, I rarely come home. Do you think being punished by standing in the corner is more important, or having dinner with me?"

"I understand!"

Song Yu immediately hugged Fan Xiao's arm, her mood brightening again: "Of course, having dinner with my brother is more important! By the way, brother, Uncle Li Xian called earlier and asked you to come to his place tomorrow. He said he has something to discuss with you."

"...Li Xian isn't old enough to be called 'uncle' yet, is he?" Fan Xiao's eyes were subtle. "Did he say what it was about?"

“He said there’s a gathering and he hopes you can attend; it’s all people we know,” Song Yu replied.

“Yes,” Fan Xiao nodded, “I will go.”

Chapter 583 As expected of master and disciple

At 7 p.m., Fan Xiao's welcome-home banquet began, and the meal lasted until 8:30 p.m. Although it was very lively, Lu Baizhi did not enjoy the meal very much.

Because she felt her home had been burgled!

She worked incredibly hard outside and finally won the title of the official girlfriend, only to find out... there was someone who betrayed her in the fairytale town!

Himuro Rui... I underestimated her before. I didn't expect that someone who suddenly appeared out of nowhere would be such a formidable competitor.

Yan Keke... uh, I guess she doesn't count?

Song Yu... is too weak, we can ignore her and just treat her like a stupid little sister.

"Himuro Rui is now a dungeon creature, Fan Xiao's accessory, his subordinate... Fan Xiao definitely won't marry anyone from the dungeon."

After the meal, Lu Baizhi considered coping strategies.

As she pondered, realizing that she couldn't shake Himuro Rui's existing natural advantages, she comforted herself.

“Sneaking into their home… is pointless. Uncle Song and Aunt Wang will only see her as Fan Xiao’s sister. Her status is illegitimate, so she’s already lost at the starting line. She’s no match for me.”

"Fan Xiao has always been rebellious...and very opinionated. He would never accept an arranged marriage from his parents. Stealing his home is clearly a futile effort!"

"Besides, Fan Xiao has already brought me home and officially announced our relationship. It's clear that she places me in a more important position. My advantages are much greater than hers... yeah, much greater!"

The more Lu Baizhi thought about it, the more she felt that she had a huge advantage, and the depression and confusion in her heart gradually disappeared.

By the time she left Fan Xiao's house, she had almost recovered her spirits... and even become more confident.

She calmly glanced at Himuro Rui and Song Yu, then waved to Fan Xiao's parents, said hello, and headed to the villa next door... Yes, her house was right next door.

To protect her parents' safety, Fan Xiao arranged a house for her family next to her own home.

The two families are now neighbors.

After Lu Baizhi left, Song Yu tugged at Fan Xiao's sleeve and said unhappily, "Brother, the way your chubby girlfriend looked at me just now was so annoying! It was like she was looking down on me!"

"If you remove 'seems like', it will be correct..." Fan Xiao thought to himself, but remained outwardly calm as he said, "Fat? Xiao Yu, we can fool others, but don't fool yourself. Do you think that's fat?"

"...I don't care!" Song Yu said shamelessly, "She's fat! She's fat!"

"How to talk!"

Wang Zhenzhen immediately gave him two sharp taps on the head and lectured him, "That's called having a good figure! And being fat... If you grow up to look like that, you'll probably look down on everyone. Seriously, are all high school students these days... so well-developed?"

"Well……"

Despite the pain, Song Yu said resentfully, "The current beauty standard is pale, young, and thin... I'm the real beauty..."

"White, young and thin is just for a temporary novelty," Fan Xiao glanced at his sister, "Once the novelty wears off, you'll realize that the orthodox aesthetic is good, and the unorthodox has no future."

"Brother! You're so annoying!"

Song Yu raised his little fist.

……

The following afternoon, Fan Xiao met with Li Xian, who was handling official business at the Special Affairs Bureau, as promised.

Upon seeing Fan Xiao suddenly appear, the other players in Li Xian's office became alert... but after recognizing Fan Xiao's face, their alertness turned into fear.

Holy crap!? The Butcher... the Butcher is here!!

"You guys should step back first."

Li Xian waved.