Their commission was suspicious.

"Phew..." Abby breathed a sigh of relief.

The brother's silence can be unsettling, but when he does speak, his words become gentle.

The achievement of being a kindergarten principal has two extreme effects when dealing with children: either it makes children more afraid of you, or it makes children like you more and makes it easier to coax them.

The best part is that you can switch between these two effects at any time.

However, Chen Luo was somewhat concerned about the conditions for activating the kindergarten principal's effect...

The kindergarten principal's explanation of the effectiveness only addressed what constitutes a child.

[Immature in mind, appearance, or behavior]

But it didn't specify how old they meant by "looking childish."

How old does someone have to look to be considered a child?

But now it seems that Abby should be counted.

"What are you three talking about?" After testing the achievement effect on Abby, Chen Luo sat down at Altria's table.

“Let’s talk about where Lancelot should go now,” Merlin said.

"Speaking of which, Artoria, are you still living at the Emiya Kiritsugu's house?" Chen Luo recalled something.

“No, I moved out. I moved to the Matou residence next door.” Artoria shook her head.

"Why? Besides, the Matou family isn't exactly next door; they're quite a distance from the Emiya family."

"That's because Kiritsugu Emiya, Irisviel, and Illya live together and are doing very well, so Lia doesn't want to disturb them," Merlin explained.

"Then... Lancelot, you can go to the Matou family with Artoria."

"Don't you need me to fulfill my duties as a servant?" Lancelot looked at Chen Luo.

"Fulfilling my duties? You make it sound like you can beat me. Besides, my situation is a bit special; having someone around is actually not a good thing. Oh, by the way, you could talk to that guy named Matou Kariya more; maybe you two will have something in common," Chen Luo said.

Kariya Matou and Lancelot...

"He was just about to form a master-servant relationship with Lancelot, but after forming the relationship, he just left Lancelot aside..." Merlin complained from the side.

"Aren't men just that kind of creature?"

Once you get something, you stop treasuring it.

Chen Luo embodies this kind of scumbag personality when it comes to collecting.

After watching Merlin and the others leave, Chen Luo looked at Abby... the little fox on her lap.

"Little Eight, come here for a second." Chen Luo beckoned to the little fox on Abi's lap.

"Aww." The little fox hopped over to Chen Luo and then bit his clothes, swinging back and forth like a swing.

The little fox hadn't forgotten how Chen Luo had abruptly come over and beat it up without warning.

"..."

He's still a child.

Chen Luo used a special skill on the little fox.

Chen Luo was very curious about what would happen if he used this skill on a non-human creature.

"Bang!" The little fox, who was swinging on the swing, sat down on the ground with a thud.

A pink-haired, fox-eared little girl appeared in the bar, dressed in a red and white shrine maiden outfit.

The little girl wobbled to her feet and touched her bottom, which had just been in close contact with the ground.

"Wow!"

Then she burst into tears!

"..."

Chapter 997 Little God: Daddy is lying, it really hurts!

Judging from the skill description, "[He's still a child]", this skill is a ruthless, modified version of the Polymorph spell.

Chen Luo had also heard of the Polymorph spell; it was a classic skill in a game that could turn any creature into a sheep, and could be used on enemies, allies, pets, and minions.

If that's the case, then there's no reason why "he's still a child" should only be used on humans.

If it's a humanoid creature, turn it into a child.

If it's a non-human creature, then turn it into a human form, and then into a child.

The Polymorph spell turns anything into a sheep.

Special skills can turn you into a child; anything can turn you into a child.

Just like everything that's happening in front of Chen Luo right now.

But is it possible to turn non-living things into children?

For example, figurines...

In this way, Chen Luo can own a bunch of little loli figurines that have been turned into real people.

What? A male character? A young boy?

Sorry, we don't have any male figurines.

There's another thing: Chen Luo is now certain that the little fox is indeed the Eightfold Divine Child.

Because the current fox-eared loli is almost identical to Yae no Miko from Genshin Impact.

Aside from being a bit too small.

The only question now is whether this Yae no Miko (Eightfold God Child) is from the past, present, or future.

This is not a problem that Chen Luo needs to worry about for the time being. What Chen Luo urgently needs to solve now is how to soothe the child.

"Stop crying, stop crying. You can't get hurt in a bar. You didn't hurt yourself when you fell, did you?" Chen Luo looked at the little fox... Little God Child, who kept crying and never stopped, with a headache.

"Daddy is lying, it really hurts!" After hearing Chen Luo's words, Xiao Shenzi paused for a moment and then continued to cry.

Don't try to manipulate a child's thoughts, because you can never imagine how a child thinks.

If you ask questions in a guiding way, then the world will be destroyed by children.

Furthermore, children have a remarkable quality: they don't admit they're wrong even when they realize they're wrong.

While adults may also possess this trait, children can be unreasonable on their own.

"Dad, Dad?" Chen Luo didn't care whether the little god was lying or not. Instead, he was shocked by the way the god addressed him for a whole year.

What are you talking about?

I've never even held a girl's hand... oh wait, I have.

I've never even kissed a girl on the lips... oh wait, I have kissed one too.

I am now...

Never mind, I... I'm still a child!

Chen Luo is very panicked.

If his parents found out he already had a child, Chen Luo felt he wouldn't see the sun rise next year.

No matter how strong you become, no matter how high your status is, your father is still your father, and your mother is still your mother.

And little fox, why did you choose "dad" out of so many options?

Master, older brother, big brother, BOSS, boss, wronged pet owner, servant... none of these are acceptable.

You had to pick the most outrageous one!

Even Abi, who was standing to the side, was shocked after hearing the divine child's words.

Good heavens, am I old enough to be an aunt now?

No, that's not right. Shouldn't the most important thing right now be why I became an aunt?

Could it be... that the person in front of us isn't actually the Divine Child, but rather the daughter of the Divine Child and Chen Luo?

"Excuse me, if I may ask, why do you call me Dad?"

Chen Luo, who had simultaneously come up with an outrageous explanation along with Abby, began to panic again.

"Don't humans call their male elders who take care of their daily lives, education, survival, and love 'Dad'?" The goddess stopped crying, tilted her head, and asked.

"call."

Chen Luo breathed a huge sigh of relief.

If it were some strange play or if he were to call himself "Dad," then Chen Luo could accept it.

If it were his real biological daughter, Chen Luo would be dumbfounded.

"Come here." Chen Luo beckoned to the little fox with his finger.

After hesitating for a moment, Xiao Shenzi walked up to Chen Luo.

"Come on, sit on my lap. Won't you catch a cold if you don't wear shoes?" Chen Luo looked down at Xiao Shenzi, who was walking barefoot in the bar.

After being turned into a child by Chen Luo, the divine child came with a set of clothes.

Chen Luo quite liked this kind of humane protection method; otherwise, wouldn't Chen Luo become a pervert?

But although the little fox had clothes, it didn't have shoes.

What serious fox wears shoes?

Chen Luo was very worried when he saw Xiao Shenzi walking barefoot in the bar.

"It's not cold, and Daddy's barefoot too, isn't he?" Little Shenzi muttered softly as she slowly climbed onto Chen Luo's lap.

"Don't call me Dad, and I'm not completely barefoot, I'm wearing bandages." Before the child could sit on his lap, Chen Luo adjusted her position.

The position was adjusted so that the divine child was no longer sitting on Chen Luo's lap, but lying on Chen Luo's lap.

Perhaps it was Chen Luo's teachings as a parent that led the little fox to believe that not wearing shoes was a normal thing?

"If not Dad, then what should I call you?" Little Shenzi raised his head with some difficulty to look up at Chen Luo.

Xiao Shenzi didn't quite understand why Chen Luo wanted her to lie on Chen Luo's lap instead of sitting on it.

"Call me Headmistress!"

"Smack!" As Chen Luo finished speaking, his palm made intimate contact with Xiao Shenzi's buttocks.

Children should not lie.

You'll get beaten up if you lie.

But Chen Luo wasn't some kind of demon; he was just beating people up in a bar.

You won't get hurt in the bar; at most, you'll feel some pressure from collisions.

"Wah!" After a moment of stunned silence, the little god realized what Chen Luo was doing and burst into tears again.

"Dad hit me!"

"I've already told you, don't call me Dad. Even if you don't want to call me Headmaster, you can still call me Master."

Chen Luo already has two daughters, one named Suiyindeng and the other named [unclear]. Chen Luo doesn't want to have another daughter.

Mercury Lamp is one thing, since it's a doll I made myself.

However, this special identity of ■■■■ has never been known to anyone.

But the divine child is not suitable.

If people find out that Shenzi is shouting nonsense, Chen Luo's reputation in the bar will plummet...

Although things aren't much better now.

"Don't call me master, just call me daddy, just call me daddy!" Shenzi thrashed about on Chen Luo's lap.

Xiao Shenzi is just young, but that doesn't mean he's not smart. In fact, kids these days are very smart too.

Xiao Shenzi could sense that Chen Luo was incapable of truly harming her, so she stubbornly refused to change her form of address.