"Who knows? But don't just think about having fun. Getting this channel open is more important than having fun." Chen Luo straightened up, holding the antenna, and stood next to the Houraisan Kaguya computer.

Chen Luo didn't want to hold the antenna either, but Kaguya Houraisan wanted to watch the live broadcast.

For the sake of 50 Primogems...

Teriri the Magical Girl: Nice to meet you. To express my apologies, I'd like to give you a gift.

“…” Gilles de Rais stared blankly at the information in front of him.

Coach, someone here has plagiarized.

And the key point is that you've already said what I just said, so what am I supposed to say now?

Seeing Jeanne Alter's questioning gaze, Gilles de Rais fell into deep thought.

“She said… although she doesn’t know who you are who found this communicator, you must be a beautiful lady.” Gilles de Rais began to make up a story, racking his brains.

These days, being a translator is really tough.

Especially when neither side wants to offend the other.

Teriri the Magical Girl: Beautiful lady, this is my gift to you, a bread that allows you to read.

Immediately afterwards, a piece of memory bread appeared from the communicator to Gilles de Rais's and Jeanne d'Arc Alter's astonishment.

After receiving the bread and reading the text on the communicator, Gilles de Rais fell into deep thought.

At this moment, Gilles de Rais thought of many things.

For example, how could the person on the other side be sure that Jeanne Alter was illiterate?

For example, why do some of the things she says overlap with what I say?

For example, where did this communicator come from, and why can things appear in the communicator?

“Gil.” Jeanne d'Arc (Alter) touched Gilles de Rais.

“According to this communicator, after eating this bread, you will gain the ability to read,” Gilles de Rais said slowly.

"Oh, right, I have something to do, so I'll be going now. But Joan, when you're talking to him, remember to probe her identity and other information. You can't be completely ignorant about her."

To avoid Joan of Arc needing to speak to him after his translation was exposed, Gilles de Rais planned to slip away. However, fearing that Joan of Arc might be deceived, he offered a further warning.

"Don't worry. But is this bread really useful?" Even though Jeanne d'Arc Alter wasn't well-educated, she still had doubts.

“It wouldn’t hurt to give it a try, after all, the Holy Grail is omnipotent.” This is why Gilles de Rais didn’t have much doubt about the item.

The Holy Grail is an omnipotent Holy Grail. Since it was able to fulfill its wish to resurrect Joan of Arc, it must be omnipotent!

Joan of Arc nodded with some skepticism, then ate the bread in her hand.

Yeah, I have the Holy Grail anyway, what's there to be afraid of?

After eating the bread, Jeanne Alter suddenly felt as if her consciousness had been impacted, and she was momentarily stunned.

It took about 10 seconds for Jeanne Alter to recover. Then, she subconsciously wanted to verify whether she had really learned to read. The way to verify this was naturally to look at the message that the person on the other side had just sent her.

"Hmm?" Joan of Arc looked at the chat history on the communicator in her hand and felt somewhat puzzled.

I could understand these words, but they didn't seem to match what Gilles de Rais had just said.

Joan of Arc was about to ask Gilles de Rais what was going on when she discovered that Gilles de Rais had already disappeared.

Magical Girl Teriri: Don't doubt it, don't be surprised, what you see is the correct language. Welcome to the Magical Girl Shop.

"Magical Girl Shop? Isn't it called Magical☆Merry Website?" Jeanne Alter frowned.

Having discovered that she could indeed understand the text, Jeanne Alter was about to ask the question through the communicator, but her fingers stopped on the virtual keyboard.

"How do you type again?" Jeanne Alter tilted her head.

Jeanne Alter suddenly realized that she could indeed read, but... she couldn't write.

Magical Girl Teriri: Reading text is reading text, and writing text is writing text. There is a difference.

"Who are you? How do you know what I'm thinking?" Jeanne Alter looked around warily.

Teriri: It's easy to guess what you're thinking, but it's even easier to know what you're doing. Do you know what a camera is?

Yes, it has nothing to do with that.

Chen Luo couldn't possibly tell Jeanne d'Arc Alter about the live stream, so he had to find another way to put it.

"A camera?" Jeanne Alter looked at the camera hole on the head of the communicator and instantly understood everything.

"Perhaps this communicator automatically turns on the camera."

Then Jeanne Alter reached out and blocked the camera.

Since the other person is spying on me, wouldn't it be enough to just block them?

Teriri the Magical Girl: I don't mind you blocking my beautiful face like this, but can you even type? Although you'll definitely learn to type much faster once you can read, it's still affecting communication right now.

"A magnificent, stunning beauty..." Jeanne Alter blushed as she heard the magical girl Teriri praise her so highly.

"Wow, Chen Luo, you're practically a walking hormone generator! You can even flirt with girls through the screen!" Kaguya Houraisan, watching from the side, exclaimed in astonishment.

"Don't talk nonsense."

Chen Luo thought that no matter how innocent Jeanne d'Arc Alter was, she shouldn't blush when someone said nice things to her.

Then Chen Luo remembered his recent achievement—[Kindergarten Principal]

It doesn't make sense that the Lawbringer would be seen as a child, but Black Zhende wouldn't be?

Isn't Jeanne Alter only recently created?

Hormones certainly can't influence others through the internet, but achievements can.

While Chen Luo and Kaguya Houraisan were discussing, Jeanne d'Arc Alter hesitated for a moment on the other end of the communicator before slowly moving her fingers away. But before she did, Jeanne d'Arc Alter seemed to remember something and flicked her hair.

"Who are you?" Jeanne Alter looked at the camera seriously.

Magical Girl Teriri: Magical Girl Teriri is just Magical Girl Teriri.

"So what do you do for a living?"

Teriri the Magical Girl: I sell small commodities. The memory bread I just saw is one of my products. It can instantly teach people the knowledge recorded on the bread.

"Then why can't I write?"

Magical Girl Teriri: You can't even write? How can you blame me for that?

"Oh, no, I mean, why can't I write after I eat bread?"

Teriri the Magical Girl: Because the capacity of the memory bread is limited, and your brain capacity is also limited, if too much knowledge is recorded on the memory bread, it will burst your brain. Therefore, you can only choose between reading and writing.

Teriri the Magical Girl: I chose to read so that we could communicate smoothly.

"What about the written part? Can you give it to me now?"

Teriri the Magical Girl: Sorry, the part I wrote is priced separately. I'm not doing charity work, I sell small commodities.

“That makes sense… but what if I don’t want to pay?” Jeanne Alter narrowed her eyes.

Me, the mighty Dragon Witch, have to pay for things?

Magical Girl Teriri: Fine, I won't sell it then. Are you going to hit me through the internet cable?

"..."

Jeanne d'Arc suddenly realized that this was not a face-to-face transaction, so she could not "drain the pond to catch all the fish" or "reveal her true colors when the truth is revealed."

it's a pity.

"What's the price?"

Magical Girl Teriri: One Fafnir.

"Hmm?" Jeanne Alter frowned.

How did you know I had Fafnir?

Teriri the Magical Girl: Come on, I can send things to you via the internet, so isn't it normal for me to know more? Have you ever seen or heard of bread that grants knowledge after being eaten?

"No……"

Teriri the Magical Girl: That settles it then. I'm a magical traveling merchant. As long as you can afford the price, I can sell you anything you want.

Teriri the Magical Girl: Don't worry that I have ulterior motives towards you. We're actually not in a parallel world. So, aside from trading goods, we probably can't influence each other.

“Goods…! I remember now, those Chaldea people seemed to have brought out some magical items before, could it be that you sold them those?” Jeanne Alter’s eyes widened slightly.

Jeanne Alter witnessed the Chaldea group tear open a scroll in front of her and then vanish instantly.

Teriri the Magical Girl: You guessed right. But they seem to have fled in such a hurry that they forgot their communicator here, and the communicator is essential for our deal…

Teriri the Magical Girl: Have you heard the story of Aladdin's lamp? Just think of this communicator in front of you as a tool for making wishes, but it comes at a price.

"Ha, making a wish." Jeanne Alter sneered.

The Holy Grail, capable of granting wishes, is in my own hands. What more could I possibly want?

Magical Girl Teriri: Don't be so dismissive. You might not have a wish now, but you might in the future. So, about the deal we just made...

"I wouldn't be so foolish as to trade away knowledge I could learn for Fafnir. Reading and writing are just basic skills; I can learn them in a few hours. This communicator, on the other hand, needs to be destroyed as soon as possible..."

Magical Girl Teriri: The communicator is destroyed, and a new communicator will appear in the original owner's possession. Beautiful lady, you don't want Chaldea to receive my support again, do you?

"..." Jeanne d'Arc Alter, who was about to destroy the communicator, paused in her actions.

Yes, if I had the communicator, wouldn't that indirectly weaken Chaldea's abilities?

Although Jeanne Alter has never cared about the Chaldea group's combat strength, if they were to obtain magical items again, it would cause them a lot of trouble.

Magical Girl Teriri: So Fafnir, are you going to sell or not? I can offer a high price...

"Goodbye." Jeanne Alter casually pulled out a piece of paper and covered the camera with it.

Magical Girl Teriri: Wait...

"For something as deceptive as this, I definitely need to discuss it with Gilles first," Jeanne d'Arc (Alter) muttered, looking at the communicator.

"Did you fail?" Kaguya Houraisan asked.

"No, it worked. At least it piqued her interest. Don't worry, I'll make her irresistibly drawn to the magical girl Teriri." Chen Luo smiled confidently.

It's just coaxing a child, right? I'm an expert at that!

We must trick her into giving us the Fafnir!

Chapter 1000 Kaguya Houraisan: I treated you like a brother, and you actually want to be my father?

"To speak so openly of lusting after a young girl's body... I really misjudged you." Kaguya Houraisan shook her head.

"Nonsense, I'm a dragon who's lusting after her, okay? As for her body, if I wanted, I could easily sculpt an identical doll," Chen Luo retorted.

Chen Luo's overall skill level as a puppeteer has reached the master level.

Basically, Chen Luo only needs to glance at a person's appearance to get a general idea of ​​their physical parameters.

Therefore, Chen Luo can indeed make a doll that is basically the same after glancing at a person for a few seconds.

Besides, Jeanne Alter's physical parameters are clearly stated on the official website, aren't they?

"Speaking of which, aren't you afraid Theresa will find out if you use the name 'Magical Girl Teriri' like that? Be careful she doesn't 'TeririTeriri' you," Kaguya Houraisan warned.

"You can't use the sword of the previous dynasty to execute an official of the current dynasty. Theresa and I are from different worlds. Besides, aren't online names something you can just pick anywhere? If I feel like it, I can call myself Princess Kaguya, can't I?"

"Hey, hey, hey, I'm warning you, don't do anything reckless. I've already ruined the image of Princess Kaguya enough with my own name. If it falls into your hands, won't it just become a synonym for swindling and deception?" Kaguya Houraisan said hurriedly.

Kaguya Houraisan still has some self-awareness. As she has been running rampant online under the name Princess Kaguya, that name may have already become synonymous with a sharp tongue. But Kaguya Houraisan doesn't want the name Princess Kaguya to be labeled as a swindler or con artist.

"So I can only use Magical Girl Teriri. Besides, Merlin uses Magical☆Merry, so I naturally have to take on a magical girl title too." Chen Luo said as he began to operate on the talent panel.

It wasn't anything else, but rather creating a new webpage on Magic☆Merry's website—【The Traveling Merchant's Collection】.

Chen Luo's deputy editor-in-chief authority allows him to do this kind of thing.

This separate interface is shown to Jeanne Alter, and Jeanne Alter can only see this interface.

To protect Roman's privacy and prevent Jeanne Alter from learning more information that could disrupt her destiny, Chen Luo will not allow Jeanne Alter to actually log into the Magical☆Merry website's Q&A interface.

"Lolo, come here for a second. Sit here." Kaguya Houraisan called out to Chen Luo after swallowing the last bite of her meal, then patted the bed next to her.

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