Their commission was suspicious.

If someone hits another person, Chen won't be the one who suffers, but if he can't hit anyone, then Chen will be the one who suffers.

Chen Luo was sitting right there, but when he threw a punch, it was like hitting thin air.

"Sigh, life, life." Chen Luo lay down on the chair as if giving up.

"Alright, stop lying here and go home. The Lungmen Guard Bureau isn't a place for idle people like you." As the head of the Lungmen Guard Bureau, Chen gave Chen Luo the order to leave.

"No wonder you said this guy was a big problem, now it seems that's true." Even the stubborn Swire had to admit that she had indeed made a mistake this time.

Chen Luo is indeed a jinx.

"Actually, this wasn't what I was referring to at first, but it is indeed a problem."

"Honestly, you keep telling me to leave, but deep down you don't want me to leave so soon? Is this what mortals think?" Chen Luo sneered.

"Heh, just tell me, who doesn't want you to leave? If you name just one person, I'll give you the position of head of the Lungmen Guard Bureau's Special Inspectorate!" Chen sneered.

If Chen had said those words from the beginning, Swire might have even put on a show with Chen Luo in order to take over the Lungmen Guard Bureau in Chen's place.

However, after being turned into a child by Chen Luo, Swire only wanted Chen Luo to leave the Lungmen Guard Bureau as soon as possible.

It's better if the Lungmen Guard Bureau doesn't take over!

"Hmph, you said it yourself. Crimson Sky~~" Chen Luo reached out towards the crimson longsword in Chen's hand.

Seeing Chen Luo's actions, Chen took two steps back, distancing himself from Chen Luo to prevent Chen Luo from taking the sword away again.

However, although Chen intended to stay away from Chen Luo, the longsword in Chen's hand seemed to think otherwise.

Although Chen gripped the scabbard tightly after discovering the anomaly, Chi Xiao took a completely unexpected turn, abandoning the scabbard and sending the entire sword flying, its hilt hurtling towards Chen Luo.

"..."

Chen watched this scene with a dark expression.

Chen himself had to exert a lot of effort to pull out Chixiao, and sometimes he couldn't even pull it out. Now that he didn't want to pull it out anymore, Chixiao just flew away to find someone else.

That's going too far.

"I don't know why, but I feel like I'm quite compatible with Chixiao. Maybe I'm a swordsmanship genius too," Chen Luo said, stroking the blade of Chixiao.

Chen Luo had this thought when he was learning the Taixu Sword Technique; he might actually be very suited to learning swordsmanship, but Chen Luo was too old...

Although it sounds a bit far-fetched, according to Su Yuan, starting to learn swordsmanship at 17 is indeed a bit too old.

Su Yuan is not even 17 years old yet, but she has already been learning swordsmanship for six or seven years.

However, the reason why Chi Xiao likes Chen Luo is probably more because of his expertise in furniture and his friendship with non-human beings.

What? You're saying Chixiao isn't human?

Isn't not human just non-human?

That makes perfect sense!

Believe it or not, Chen Luo can cast a charm spell on Chi Xiao.

"Young Chen, did you drop this Golden Crimson Cloud? Or this Silver Crimson Cloud? Or this ordinary-looking Crimson Cloud that likes me very much?"

"...What do you mean by 'I really like your ordinary Crimson Sky Sword'?" Chen Luo couldn't stand it anymore as he looked at the swords that Chen Luo had summoned from a phantom river.

"That's the truth, so which one do you want?"

"Of course it's the original one." Chen reached out and grabbed the Crimson Sky Sword in the middle, then forcibly pulled it over and inserted it into its sheath.

“Then I’ll take the other two. Perhaps after a while you might regret it: I had a great opportunity right in front of me, but I didn’t cherish it…” Chen Luo threw the other two Crimson Cloud Swords into the puppet world.

"If you ever change your mind, you can come find me. By the way, Chen, your forehead has been dark lately, and there's a faint black aura swirling around your head. You might be facing some bloodshed soon," Chen Luo said seriously, looking at Chen.

"But Heaven cherishes life, and since I have witnessed this, I cannot remain silent and let you suffer misfortune. Here are two options: First, pay to avoid disaster. Give me 1051 Lungmen coins, cash only, and I will tell you how to solve the problem. Second, call me Brother Chen Luo, and I will tell you how to solve the problem."

"..." After hearing Chen Luo's words, Chen took out his wallet without saying a word.

"Hey, Chen, you don't actually believe his nonsense, do you? This is obviously the kind of talk used by fortune tellers on the street," Swire said, trying to stop him.

"Did you calculate that I only have 1050 LMD and that's why you asked for 1051 LMD?" But after checking his wallet, Chen looked up at Chen Luo and asked.

"Who knows?"

"Brother Chen Luo. Okay, tell me how to solve this."

Chen's shout was a bit too enthusiastic, making Hoshiguma and Swire wonder if they were making a mountain out of a molehill. Actually, it didn't seem that difficult for Chen to call Chen Luo "brother".

“Anyway, he called out more than once just now… Knowing Chen Luo’s personality, he must have already recorded our voices as children, do you believe that? Including yours, Swire.” Perhaps sensing Hoshiguma Swire and even Exusiai’s confusion, Chen explained.

Just now, in less than a minute, Chen Luo turned Chen He and Swire into children. In less than half a minute, Chen Luo made Chen He and Swire obediently call him "brother".

In fact, Chen and Swire are already very lucky that they didn't end up calling each other "dad".

Chen Luo is still deeply moved by Kaguya Houraisan's words "Dad" when he turned her into a child.

"real or fake?"

“It’s obviously true.” Chen Luo pulled out a voice recorder.

"Give it back to me!" Swire exclaimed urgently.

[Ding! You have a new request!]

"Here you go." Chen Luo readily handed the recording pen back to Swire.

[Ding! Mission complete]

Chen Luo's cooperation left Swire somewhat at a loss.

"Oh, and here's your brocade pouch. Open it after I leave." Chen Luo took out a brocade pouch from the red orca plushie and tossed it to Chen.

"Exusiai, Texas, and Croissant should go." After saying this, Chen Luo seemed to have something urgent to attend to and quickly left Lungmen Guard Bureau with the three from Penguin Logistics.

After watching Chen Luo's figure disappear into the Guard Bureau, Chen opened the brocade pouch left by Chen Luo, took out a piece of paper, and read on it: "Take one step to the left."

Chen, as if possessed, took a step to the left.

"Smash!" The fluorescent light bulb above Chen's head fell directly down.

"Phew, thank goodness these dark histories haven't been exposed... Chen, shouldn't you say something to me?" Swire held the recorder in her hand and looked up at Chen, who was looking at the loose fluorescent light bulb.

"Which bastard was responsible for installing these light bulbs?" Chen shouted at the Lungmen Guard Bureau officers who had gathered around because of the noise.

"!!!" Everyone fell silent for a moment.

"Also, Swire, you should ask for a backup of his voice recorder as well."

"Huh? Backup? Pink Dragon, why didn't you remind me back then?"

"Char Siu Cat! I'm not reminding you because there's no point in reminding you! What if he has a backup of a backup?"

"That's going too far?"

"of course."

"As expected, none of those surnamed Chen are good people!"

"Who are you calling a 'barbecued cat'?! *Longmen swear word*"

"Pink Intestine Dragon, *Longmen swear word*"

Hoshiguma sighed as he watched Chen and Swire, who had completely ignored Chen Luo, the culprit, and instead started fighting amongst themselves.

Chapter 1244 How does the Angel Killer "eat" angels?

"Hello everyone, my name is Chen Luo, and I'm currently a fugitive doctor from Rhodes Island. I'm also a Cataclysmic Messenger, and I currently serve as a Cataclysmics Advisor to the Lungmen Guard Bureau. Of course, that's not important. What's important is that I'll probably be seeing you quite often in the coming period of time." Chen Luo introduced himself to the other members of Penguin Logistics whom he hadn't met before.

However, although they said there were other members they had never met, there was actually only one empty person.

Kong, a member of Penguin Logistics, is a lively, cute, and energetic active idol and a singer with some fame.

A rabbit disguised as a wolf.

As for why he disguised himself as another race? Perhaps it's because the Lupo race is more popular?

Of the remaining members of Penguin Logistics, only Mostima remains, but Mostima is rarely seen at Penguin Logistics.

This is also why Exusiai rarely sees Mostima.

The life of a messenger is probably always like this, constantly wandering and uncertain.

Except for messengers of natural disasters

Because whether they can even survive is a question.

Well, the main problem is that jobs related to natural disasters are quite dangerous and prone to accidents.

"W-So sudden?" Kong looked at the three companions standing opposite him and next to Chen Luo with some surprise.

Such an important matter wasn't even communicated in advance? Isn't that too rushed?

“Because we accepted this companion in a hurry, it’s okay, Kong. You just need to get to know Mr. Chen Luo better, and you’ll see that he’s a great benefactor… I mean, the Messenger of Disaster.” Croissant patted Chen Luo on the shoulder and said.

"Oh dear, but won't it be inconvenient to have him come to the Penguin Logistics dormitory? Although I don't live here, all three of you are girls."

Penguin Logistics has its own dormitories, and Chen Luo is currently living in one of them. It's smaller than the individual dormitories for Rhodes Island operators, but it looks quite cozy…

Okay, it's just small.

Sora is different. Although Sora is also a member of the logistics group, she is an idol and has her own manager, so she does not live with Exusiai and the others.

Sora felt it was a pity about this, because she really wanted to live with Texas.

As someone who has been rescued, it's reasonable for them to want to live with their savior, right?

However, the record company wouldn't allow it.

In fact, the record company had already made a huge concession by allowing Sora to become a member of Penguin Logistics.

Regarding the matter of an active idol becoming a messenger, Penguin Logistics naturally held discussions with Sora's management company.

The term "messenger" sounds nice, but in reality, they are just postmen responsible for delivering mail.

Of course, Penguin Logistics' messengers also deliver packages and goods.

A normal entertainment agency would never agree to its idols running around and making public appearances when they are not generating revenue for the company, especially considering that the work at Penguin Logistics is somewhat dangerous...

But who can blame them when Penguin Logistics' boss is the Emperor, who is one of the senior bosses of the dark side of Lungmen?

Therefore, this negotiation was not very formal.

The final result is exactly as it is now: Sora has become a member of Penguin Logistics as she wished, while continuing to be an idol.

Originally, all the dormitories at Penguin Logistics were occupied by women, but now there is suddenly a man, which makes Kong, who often visits the dormitories, feel a little uncomfortable.

“I don’t mind,” Exusiai said, raising her hand.

"Just because you don't mind doesn't mean Texas doesn't mind."

“Actually… I don’t mind, or rather, it wouldn’t matter if I did.” Texas remained silent after saying this.

Just like Texas never wanted to listen to Chen Luo, but every time Chen Luo gave her a signal, Texas would very cooperatively pick up the red orca plushie in her hand and give it to Exusiai or Croissant as a pillow.

This made Texas wonder about the three options Chen Luo had given her...

I can destroy the Dragon Gate, one of my identities is related to you, and my real age is over 100... The lies in this are actually that Chen Luo can destroy the Dragon Gate, meaning that Chen Luo cannot destroy the Dragon Gate.

The option of using the real age was never considered by Texas, after all, the legend of the Angel Slayer had been circulating in Laterano for countless years.

But even a god like him couldn't destroy the Dragon Gate. Could it be that there are some powerful beings inside the Dragon Gate?

Or did I just misunderstand?

In reality, Chen Luo was just a passing angel killer.

"Me? Don't look at me, I don't object either." Croissant quickly shook her head after seeing everyone's eyes on her.

The current situation seems to suggest that croissant opposition would be effective.

"This flight attendant really doesn't need to be so respectful to me. Although we do see each other often, I only drop by occasionally. I'm rarely in Lungmen, and even when I am, I'm rarely in the Penguin Logistics dormitory..."

"I'm someone who can't sit still, so I shouldn't disturb your private conversations as girls."

"As for which dormitory I'll live in, don't even think about it. I seem to own a property in Lungmen. Although I've lost the key, I can still climb over it without any problem."

Chen Luo planned to take some time to check out his property. Although he was too lazy to get a new bank card to receive his regular salary from Yan Country (since he had no interest in Lungmen currency), he was very interested in the house.

Perhaps this is the obsession of the Chinese people: food, clothing, housing, and transportation are all indispensable.

"Oh, then welcome to Penguin Logistics." Since the other three people living in the Penguin Logistics dormitory didn't mind, and Chen Luo really wouldn't be living in the Penguin Logistics dormitory, Kong could accept Chen Luo as his new companion.