Chen Luo always said that Yakumo Yukari and Merlin had a perverse sense of humor, but in the eyes of the Divine Child, Chen Luo's perverse sense of humor was no less than theirs.

Chen Luo suppressed his true nature simply because he needed to accept commissions. If you have a dark past that Chen Luo knows about, and you're unwilling to issue commissions, then you're finished.

"How could that be? Do you think I'm the kind of person who would spread rumors about other people's dark past?" Chen Luo shook his head.

"..."

You clearly have it; you were just about to say it!

The little fox glared angrily at Chen Luo.

"Well, that wasn't said out loud, was it? Alright, let's not talk about that for now. Let's see how much you're willing to pay for this game." Chen Luo rubbed the little fox's head, lowering its intelligence a bit, before looking at the crowd surrounding him.

"Does such a game really exist?"

"Of course, you can have it if you want it." Chen Luo nodded.

"To what extent can it be done?" Gabriel couldn't help but ask.

"There are beautiful girls from another world, you can fight monsters, level up, and use the items you get from the game world to strengthen yourself. You can even transform into a monster to fight. Are you satisfied with that? Any other requests? Let us know!"

"You can fulfill all the requirements?" Ye Yunshang exclaimed in surprise.

"No, some can be completed, and some cannot."

"Then why don't you just say it?"

"I'm just here to see what kind of bizarre requests you have, and then I'll throw the person who makes the bizarre request out of the game," Chen Luo said coldly.

Chen Luo isn't some kind of omnipotent wish-granting machine, and even the Holy Grail has wishes that can't be fulfilled.

So instead of trying to appease all the impossible, it's better to directly address the people who raise the impossible.

Confucius once said: If you can't solve the problem, then solve the person who raised the problem!

"Once a weirdo, never use them again!"

"..."

Chen Luo's slogan was so absurd that the people in the bar didn't know how to react.

"Alright, everyone, don't be so tense. Just say what you want to say. Oh, and by the way, Yukari Yakumo, you're not allowed to say anything." Chen Luo said, staring at the keyword above Yukari Yakumo's head.

I want to own a mount named Chen Luo.

I'll f*** you!

"Why should I?" Yakumo Yukari protested.

"Just because you owe me Yakumo Ran!"

"..."

Yukari Yakumo stood there sullenly, arms crossed.

Yukari Yakumo initially thought Chen Luo wouldn't be able to fulfill this wish, so she simply sold Lan.

When Chen Luo brought up this matter, Yakumo Yukari really didn't have much to say. After all, Yakumo Yukari didn't want to lose Lan yet, who was her beloved friend and family...

You have to pay more!

One game isn't enough!

"Can I customize my own image?"

"Sure, but you can't use my image, and you can't use the images of anyone else in the bar."

Can I change my gender?

"Sure, but I don't recommend it. If you're really interested in the opposite sex, I have similar experiential props here that you can try first."

"What? Is it that scary?"

"Didn't you ask the question? Why do you seem so scared? And are you dissatisfied with your current cute girl look? If you're dissatisfied, you can give it to me."

"???"

"Why are you so surprised? I meant the patent rights to the appearance, which I use to make dolls."

"It's not necessary."

……

"So, have you all made your demands?" Chen Luo asked after coughing twice.

"That's about it." Everyone nodded.

"Then I won't stand on ceremony. Originally, I was only going to give it to Mei, Kiana, Bronya, Durandal, Seele, and Black Seele. If you want to play this game, you'll have to pay extra!"

"Why should I?"

"You'll see when you go in. They're very important!" Chen Luo said.

"Then... take this horn, and give me back my original body and a silver one, and the gold one is yours." Gabriel had already learned how to make full use of Chen Luo.

"Killing two birds with one stone, huh? That's possible, but I can't summon the golden one right now. Remember to owe me for now."

"I have the blue, I'll give you 1% control now, and you can transfer it 100% directly!"

"Master Zi!"

"Alright, then I have my own control! I'll give you 1‰ control first, and once we reach 1000‰, I'll transfer it immediately!"

"Rejected. You think you can get away with taking advantage of me once, but you want to take advantage of me 1000 times?" Chen Luo directly rejected Yakumo Yukari's idea.

That woman is no good!

"Alright, I can get you some faith power, and whichever girl in Gensokyo you want to woo, I'll personally help you. How about I give you a spot first?"

“…What I want is the power of faith, not that spot, but since you're selling it as a package deal, I won't be polite.”

"whispering sound."

A guy who has the desire to steal but not the courage.

But speaking of which old-fashioned character from Gensokyo does Chen Luo prefer?

Yukari Yakumo fell into thought.

Most of the patrons in the bar harbored some rather strange thoughts.

I wouldn't say he's rich, but he's definitely very wealthy in some ways.

Just like Mona, who was so poor she was practically starving, but she was also incredibly knowledgeable. As an outstanding astrologer, Mona was, in a sense, wealthy.

Many people were genuinely interested in the game Chen Luo mentioned; the promise he made successfully lured them in.

Even Xiaoshi was not immune to this law.

Chen Luo didn't charge these people too much for their tickets, otherwise he would feel embarrassed later, after all...

Anyway, after receiving a lot of gifts and requests, Chen Luo decided to broaden their horizons.

"These helmets are ones I've meticulously crafted. You'll be using them to log into the game later. But when you're creating your character in the game, please don't create anything that looks like an ancient god, as that will negatively impact your gameplay experience. Please be careful." Chen Luo handed the helmets that Void Treasury was projecting to everyone.

"This is what you mean by meticulously crafted? Specifically, one per second?"

"That's not important. No matter how many seconds it takes him to make one, it can only be made by me, so it's definitely a limited edition. And I really put a lot of effort into making this helmet. Hey, you over there, don't try to take it apart, that's too rough!"

"Are you really sure? Once you put on this helmet, you will no longer be a mortal. You can no longer indulge in any worldly desires... because you will enter the game world."

"There's an exit button, right? If there is an exit button, I won't play."

"Clap clap clap!"

Ye Yunshang, who asked this question, was slashed three times by Chen Luo.

"Alright, everyone get ready. You can go in now to set up your character's appearance and allocate attributes accordingly. The game will officially start in 5 minutes. After you've set up your character, you can exit before 5 minutes have passed." Chen Luo said after seeing that everyone who wanted to participate in the game had a very nice-looking helmet in their hands.

After hearing Chen Luo's words, all the bar patrons who wanted to try out this VR game that could be played at home couldn't wait to put on the headsets.

"Hmm?" The Herrscher of Knowledge frowned as she put on her helmet.

Xiao Shi felt that the power contained in this helmet was too familiar. After realizing what it was in an instant, Xiao Shi still had doubts about it, but entered the game out of trust in Chen Luo.

"Wendy, are you really not interested in this game?" Chen Luo asked one of the few people in the bar who weren't interested in the game, while waiting for the customers who were planning to play to finish pinching their faces.

Although two-thirds of the people in the bar are now wearing helmets, one-third are still more interested in food and drinks, such as Wendy's and Ling.

“It’s not that I’m not interested, but I’m planning to let others test the waters first. Knowing you as I do, your tone just now was a little strange, and Yukari Yakumo definitely noticed it. But Yukari Yakumo seems very interested in what kind of weird things you might do.” Wendy waved his hand and said, then continued drinking his wine.

"The Oath of Judah, and another cup of wine."

Since the bartender Raven was also curious about the other world, he entered the game and created his own character. As a result, the bartender's job fell to Judah's Oath and Susanoo.

"Lolo, are you sure it's okay for us to take on that special position you mentioned?" Mei asked with some concern.

Mei and her friends didn't wear helmets because they could only use their own avatars. This was a drawback for beta testers, but there were also benefits once they entered.

"Don't worry, just do your own thing. Even if you don't do well, no one will say anything. Just treat it like a real game," Chen Luo said.

"..."

The more Chen Luo comforted himself, the more worried Mei became about her own abilities.

Seeing Mei looking somewhat worried, Chen Luo could only gently pat her shoulder to help her relax.

With Chen Luo's personal comfort, Mei's mood calmed down.

As time passed, five minutes flew by, and two-thirds of the patrons in the bar, who were wearing helmets, were pulled into a dream by the helmets that emitted an eerie glow.

"Welcome everyone to Midsummer Seaside Amusement Park. Here, you will embark on a grand adventure that will last for a month!" With a flash of white light, everyone's gaze turned to Chen Luo, who was standing high up.

The sky above everyone's heads was a dreamlike blue, yet the game, in every aspect, gave everyone a sense of realism.

Whether it's the wind, the sea, or the scorching sun.

"It's so hot!" Gabriel, the angel, couldn't stand it anymore and hid in the shade of a nearby tree.

"Why does this game feel so real, and why does it appear at noon when even the cicadas in the trees are hiding in the shade and chirping half-heartedly?" Gabriel looked at the seaside city that Chen Luo had mentioned, shrouded in sweltering heat, with a puzzled expression.

"Isn't this the realism you all wanted? It's really hot right now, isn't it? So, are you all going to spend some money? If you do, you can get a cool aura for one hour." Chen Luo asked, pulling out a string of tokens.

The sign in Chen Luo's hand looked unremarkable, and in fact, it was quite unremarkable.

But since it was Chen Luo who said it, this brand might actually be able to cool me down.

"Oh, may I ask which 'spend' you mean by 'paying to win'?"

“Of course it’s real money. After all, how can you play a game without spending money?” Chen Luo looked at the crowd below, who were listless because of the hot weather, as if they were fat sheep to be slaughtered.

There's hope for those unscrupulous merchants!

Chapter 1275 Welcome to the Golden Garden - Lucky Cat

"Here, this is yours."

"Damn it, what a piece of trash game! It makes you spend money as soon as you enter!" Gabriel muttered as she hung up the sign Chen Luo had given her.

After the sign was hung up, a cool breeze swept over her, making Gabriel feel as if she had entered paradise in this seaside city where she was almost melting from the heat.

That's what she said, but since Gabriel had already spent money, she naturally didn't want to leave the game just like that, after all, the game was really realistic.

The only thing that doesn't feel quite real is that I didn't bring my abilities as an angel with me.

But this only fueled Gabriel's fighting spirit. After all, players are a bunch of people who enjoy suffering; otherwise, why would they spend several hours a day grinding a game?

"Alright, I'm just charging a token amount. Isn't 50 yen enough for one starting item?"

About two-thirds of the bar's customers, or about 30 people, came to play this game.

Although Chen Luo collected far too few initial items, this was a dream, and things in dreams have no production costs, so... Chen Luo directly obtained 30 chances to become a swindler!

Make big!

If these customers buy some more premium items in the next few days, Chen Luo's number of "shady merchant" attempts might be enough to complete the mission!

"Alright, now that everyone has the Cool Aura, let me announce the rules of this game."

"Wait, didn't Xiaoshi not have one? Xiaoshi, why didn't you buy a halo?"

"Huh? Please, I am the Herrscher of Knowledge. Do I need to buy dreams from Chen Luo in my own dream? Especially since he did it in my dream." The Herrscher of Knowledge's tone was somewhat strange.

The person who knew the law understood the principle behind the helmet the moment they touched it.

This helmet may look cool, but its only function is to connect people to a dream world.

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