Besides her, Chen Luo is now surrounded by little bitches who want to steal the "ball"!

Hey you, the red-clad songstress squatting over there, what are you pretending to be, acting like a pet?

"jingle!"

The wind chimes rang.

Following the sound of the wind chimes, many people in the bar subconsciously looked towards the bar entrance and then saw a familiar face.

"Oh, it's Sue. What a rare guest." Yukari Yakumo greeted her.

Sue prefers to daydream under the huge ancient tree in the Paradise of the Past and doesn't come to bars often.

"Huh?" Su opened her eyes and was taken aback when she saw someone she didn't recognize at all, but who seemed to know her very well.

"jingle!"

The wind chimes rang

The door to Bar No. 2 was also pushed open, and a Su walked out from in front of the door.

The two Sus looked at each other.

Chen Luo watched this scene with curiosity, wondering what the two of them would say as an opening line.

"Hmm." After a few seconds of silence, the memory module Su handed over a leaf.

"Mm." Su then took the leaf.

The riddle solvers have finished their exchange!

"That's it?" Chen Luo, representing the vast majority of people in the bar, commented on the exchange between the two Sus.

Chapter 1669 Meiyou: Humans can't fly! Chen Luo? Bro, you're not human!

"It may be a bit impolite to say this, but the way the two of them are talking is like two blind people having a party," Yukari Yakumo said rather rudely.

"You are indeed being a bit impolite." Chen Luo completely agreed with Yakumo Yukari's words.

“Even Qianjie only calls him Blind Su, and you directly call him blind? You’re even more outrageous than Qianjie.”

"...I feel insulted, thank you."

Qianjie is now a well-known gentleman in the bar.

"You're welcome."

"I wasn't really saying thank you. By the way, what do you think of the interaction between those two?"

"Watch while sitting."

"...So how do you plan to handle the potential conflicts that might arise when the thirteen heroes from the Paradise of the Past meet the thirteen heroes in the present world?"

"What does this have to do with me? Let them fight if they want. I can even call Yvette over and provide them with an absolutely safe and fair dueling arena!"

"You're Captain Dragonfly?"

“I’m not, Yvette is.”

Chen Luo was extremely impressed with the Golden Yvette. However, aside from her constant rudeness and attempts to contradict Chen Luo, the Golden Yvette was undeniably useful.

Yvette's most iconic ability as the Angel of War is the War Domain, which Chen Luo also possesses, and he often uses it to imprison people.

Golden Yvette is extraordinary. Her war domain has mutated, not only pulling people in to fight Yvette to the death, but also allowing Yvette to transform directly into Dragonfly Captain, serving as a dueling arena provider.

In that golden version of the war arena, even if the two sides fight to the death, they simply withdraw from the war arena.

This made Chen Luo often wonder if he should try to kill Golden Yvette once, maybe he could get a Golden War Domain as a reward.

After conspiring with Yakumo Yukari for a while, Chen Luo took the initiative to move between the two Sus.

"How is the golden second divine key?" Chen Luo asked Su in reality.

"Very good. Not only has the accuracy improved, but the power consumption has also decreased. There are also some other functions to be developed."

"That's fine then. Oh, by the way, this is for you." Chen Luo was already well aware of the possible opinions Su might have, but that wasn't what he came for.

Su took a note from Chen Luo's hand.

The sticky note had a drawing of a bar and a coconut tree on it.

Although the drawing on this note looks somewhat abstract, Su could roughly understand what Chen Luo meant.

"Is this the proof that allows me to return from the bar to Sumeru Mustard Seed?" Su asked.

"You're so smart!" Chen Luo gave him a thumbs up.

"Did you draw this?"

"...Is the point that this thing was drawn by someone? Isn't the point that the note is functional?" Chen Luo knew that his words were a little abstract, but was that the point?

After complaining about this, Chen Luo handed Su the note he had promised and then decisively chose to leave, letting the two riddle-solving individuals exchange riddles. Although the humanized plugin could translate their words, Chen Luo still found their riddles a headache.

However, Su is not actually the most enigmatic of the thirteen heroes of the Paradise of the Past. Su is just that he doesn't speak human language, and some of his reasoning is incomprehensible to ordinary people.

If we're talking about true riddle masters, we have to look to Kevin. That's right, this honest young man has now become a riddle master.

"This is not something you should know."

This is probably the sentence Kevin said most often in Past Life Paradise.

"Ding-a-ling!" The wind chimes rang out.

"Chen Luo! Do something about your sister!" Luvia's voice rang out.

"Huh? My sister? Ah, you mean Miyu... I already said she's not my sister!" Chen Luo emphasized as he looked at Luvia, who was walking towards him with Sakuzuki Miyu.

"But what happened to you? Why do you look so disheveled?" Chen Luo asked, looking at Luvia and Rin Tohsaka, whose clothes were somewhat tattered and whose faces were covered in dust.

"If I remember correctly, you should be starting to work on your second class card today, right?"

This is the third night that Chen Luo has met Sakuzuki Miyu. The first night he met Sakuzuki Miyu resolved her identity issue and defeated the Holy Grail War in one night.

Then, since there was a job available, I took Sakuzuki Miyu to explore the other world and experience firsthand what it means to be wicked in a world of loss.

The next day, which was yesterday, I took Sakuyuki Miyu to school first in the morning, then helped Abby and Kyuu with their enrollment procedures, and incidentally gave Karen Ordesia a hard time.

Last night, Chen Luo watched as Sakuzuki Miyu and Ilya wreaked havoc, defeating Medusa and retrieving their first class card.

Illya is in charge of the squeaking, and Miyu Sakuzuki is in charge of the rampage.

Seeing that the two magical girls, despite their lack of coordination, were able to solve most of the problems, Chen Luo entrusted Luvia with the task of leading Miyu Sakuzuki to retrieve the class cards.

As a qualified supervisor, all you have to do is supervise. Have you ever seen any bigwig who would personally do the work?

It's worth mentioning that although Chen Luo showed Shuoyue Meiyou the anime set in Highschool of the Dead, he didn't show her any anime related to Magical Girl Illya.

The goal, of course, is to give Miyuki Sakuzuki a complete childhood.

A complete childhood naturally involves setbacks.

Being omniscient and omnipotent is not fun at all.

[You can only say things like that at noon, because you'll get beaten to death sooner or later.]

Those who say that being omniscient and omnipotent isn't fun are only true omniscient and omnipotent people.

The ultimate version of "Why not eat meat porridge!"

However, in order to give these people a chance to escape should they encounter danger, Chen Luo introduced them to the bar.

Rin Tohsaka, Luvia, and Illya were utterly shocked when they first came to the bar.

“That’s where the problem lies,” Luvia sighed.

"Let me guess, you didn't use the limited-time jump to the Mirror World, and then within seconds you were swept out by the heroic spirits inside like garbage, did you? And that's why you're all covered in dust and dirt like this?" Chen Luo asked.

Chen Luo didn't forget to wave to Sakutsuki Miyu, and Sakutsuki Miyu obediently walked up to Chen Luo.

Luvia is merely a tool to assist Miyu Sakuzuki in retrieving her class cards, while Chen Luo is Miyu Sakuzuki's true guardian.

Chen Luo took out a towel and placed it directly on Sakutsuki Miyu's face, then began to wipe it.

Although the process was a little rough, tell me if it got cleaner or not?

“…That’s right.” Although somewhat unwilling, Luvia still admitted it.

"So you came to me for help? Didn't I tell you? I'm just a supervisor." After wiping Shuoyue Meiyou's face, Chen Luo used a comb to tidy her hair.

"You're Miyu's brother. Now that Miyu is in trouble, shouldn't you do something about it?"

"Is there a problem with US tourism? What problem?"

"This child has absolutely no imagination!" Luvia complained to Chen Luo, Miyu Sakuzuki's guardian.

"The Servant we encountered today is a magus, a magus who seemed to have made thorough preparations beforehand, as if just waiting for us to barge in. His strength far exceeds the scope of magic; he can easily break through an A-rank magical barrier. If I'm not mistaken, it's probably magic from the lost mythological era." Sapphire flew from Miyu's hand, explaining the current situation to Chen Luo.

“That magician possesses a magical reflective plane that can deflect magical girls’ witch attacks. However, the reflective plane seems to have fixed coordinates, so as long as you can fly above the reflective plane, you should be able to fight him. Miss Ilya mastered the ability and skills of flying very easily, but Miyu…” Sapphire hesitated.

Sakuzuki Miyu's face stiffened after being complained about in front of her parents, and then she said with a tense expression, "Humans can't fly."

How could a human possibly fly? From a scientific point of view, given a human's size and weight, to fly, one would need wingspans of at least 20 meters.

Just as Sakuzuki Miyu was speaking, Ilya flew over.

Illya mastered the skill of flying after being reminded by Rin Tohsaka and Luvia that magical girls possess the ability to fly, and she never landed once she took to the air.

"Look. People can fly," Chen Luo said, pointing to Ilya flying over.

"Humans can't fly!" Sakuzuki Miyu stubbornly insisted.

“Ilya can fly because she has unwavering faith in her imagination and loves watching magical girl anime, so mastering flight isn’t difficult for her. But the problem is that Miyu can’t fly at all. Without coordination, it will be very difficult to defeat that magician,” Rin Tohsaka said as she walked up to Chen Luo.

Luvia gave Rin Tohsaka, who was seriously discussing battle plans, a strange look in her eyes.

If this were anywhere else, Luvia was sure that Rin Tohsaka would have taken the opportunity to use Miyu Sakuzuki's magical sapphire to mock her in some far-fetched way, but now she seemed quite serious.

As for the reason… Luvia glanced at Tokiomi Tohsaka, a gentleman sitting not far away, drinking coffee and discussing with a man whose eyes seemed rather vacant whether magicians should be exposed to modern objects, putting his knowledge to practical use.

The person talking to Tokiomi Tohsaka seems to be... Illya's father, Kiritsugu Emiya.

The reason why Ilya's feet haven't touched the ground is probably because she wants to show off the results of her hard work.

Although Ilya knew that the person was not her father from her own world, children still have a strong desire to show off.

This bar was truly amazing, which only made Luvia even more gloating.

It was truly surreal to see the fathers of Rin Tohsaka and Illya, the two hosts chosen by Ruby, sitting opposite each other in this bar, discussing their problems.

Because of Tokiomi Tohsaka's presence, Rin Tohsaka is now incredibly well-behaved, which makes Luvia feel somewhat uncomfortable.

“Miyu is too bound by common sense. The power of magical girls comes from fantasy. Without breaking free from the shackles of common sense, it is impossible to open up new paths.” Luvia said obediently after she withdrew her intention to tease Rin Tohsaka.

Why doesn't Luvia dare to speak loudly? You'll have to ask Zelrich, who's sitting in the corner drinking tea.

Are you moved? I dare not move!

God knows why there are so many demons and monsters in Chen Luo's bar!

Whether they are strong or not is not the issue; the key is that they happen to be able to control these few people.

The saying "a local official is more powerful than a distant one" means this.

“Miyu, people can fly,” Chen Luo said earnestly to Sakuzuki Miyu.

"I don't believe it, it's impossible."

"Can't I just fly?" Chen Luo slowly floated up and then slowly sat back down in his seat.

“You don’t count, you’re an exception. You even have an otherworldly bar.” Miyu Sakuzuki shook her head, clutching the sapphire in her hand.

“If it weren’t for the fact that you’re my sister… I mean, if it weren’t for the fact that I didn’t have the heart to do it, it would be much easier to just modify your consciousness. But right now, I still need to convince you completely. Pick anyone in the bar, and if she can’t fly or doesn’t believe people can fly, I’ll just give you a Gungnir. You can take the Gungnir and go stab that magician to death,” Chen Luo said.

Damn it, with all those busybodies reminding him, Chen Luo almost started to believe that Shuoyue Meiyou was really his sister.

"Is it okay?" Luvia's eyes lit up.

Skipping class to play games and such is really tempting.

But rather than asking Chen Luo, it would be more accurate to say that Luvia was asking Zelrich.

Skipping class to play games is certainly tempting, but if the official rules don't allow it, then there's nothing you can do.

But when Luvia heard that there was no news from Zelrich's side, she knew that the matter was settled.

“Miyu, quickly pick someone in the bar who can’t fly,” Luvia urged.

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