"Cousin, why did you call me? It's only 6 a.m.!" A moment later, Haruhi Suzumiya walked into the bar in her pajamas.

"I knew you weren't asleep. Have you been playing games since last night?" Chen Luo said, slamming his hand on the table as he looked at the energetic Haruhi Suzumiya.

"???" by Haruhi Suzumiya.

Haruhi Suzumiya didn't go to bed either, did she?

Didn't you call me and ask me to come to the bar?

Your cousin is quite something!

Chapter 1675 Regarding this matter, we have a very clever method!

Although Chen Luo's behavior of calling someone early in the morning, asking them to come out, and then scolding them for waking up so early, implying they hadn't slept all night and had been playing games, would have gotten him beaten up sooner or later if it happened to anyone else, Haruhi Suzumiya didn't dare to argue back.

Because Haruhi Suzumiya really did stay up all night playing games.

Haruhi Suzumiya could only wonder why Chen Luo's guesses were so accurate.

"But cousin, didn't you say that simulated universe game could replace sleep?" Haruhi Suzumiya asked weakly.

It's rare for Haruhi Suzumiya to have a weak tone, but that's only if Chen Luo isn't holding a God-Slaying Whip.

"Ah, did I say that? Oh, never mind then." Chen Luo seemed to remember something, and decisively put away the God-Slaying Whip.

Playing simulated universes can indeed replace sleep.

This is one of the special functions of simulating the universe, but it is also the most common function.

Which other function that simulates the universe isn't more outrageous than this?

"Cousin, is there anything else? If not, I'll be going now..."

"Wait." Chen Luo suddenly called out to Haruhi Suzumiya.

Chen Luo didn't call Haruhi Suzumiya specifically to scold her. Although it was indeed a bit excessive for Haruhi Suzumiya to stay up all night playing games, Chen Luo wouldn't interfere since it wouldn't affect her health, just like he wouldn't interfere with Xiao Shi.

Although tearing umbrellas is commonplace for someone who's been through it, there are still basic rules to follow when doing so.

"what happened?"

"Nothing much, just wanted to ask about the Magical Conch. You've been asking about it for two or three days now, haven't you? Have you found out how to get to the Dimensional Sea?" Chen Luo asked.

This was the answer to the question he promised to Xiao Jiu. Since a commission had also been made, Chen Luo casually asked about it.

As the saying goes, "You might as well discipline your child on a rainy day." Since we just visited the world of Haruhi Suzumiya, how can we not bring her out and smooth out her rough edges?

Haruhi Suzumiya is like an eagle, always going her own way. It will be a long and arduous task to get her to be a little more considerate of those around her.

"Oh, that? I found out. It took me less than three days. I found out last night while playing games... before going to sleep," Haruhi Suzumiya said after thinking for a moment.

Since Haruhi Suzumiya didn't think this was any important information, she didn't come to the bar after getting the answer. Even though it wasn't midnight yet, isn't playing games more fun than telling someone the answer?

"Sigh, if I hadn't asked, you probably would never have told me about this in your life. You have no idea how long Xiao Jiu has been thinking about this."

"Stand there and don't move. I will use your memories to create a cone of light."

"Okay..." Haruhi Suzumiya said weakly.

All Haruhi Suzumiya wanted to do right now was to finish all this and go home to play games.

Haruhi Suzumiya is currently teaming up with her friends to kill zombies... For people living in the ordinary world, dealing with Gastrea right from the start is still a bit difficult for them.

Zombies are a great choice because they're really easy to kill.

Without him as the leader of the SOS Brigade, will Kyon, Nagato, and the others feel heartbroken, lost, and demoralized, as if they have no one to rely on?

Haruhi Suzumiya was lost in aimless thoughts.

"Hahaha……"

"Rat-a-tat-tat!" Ah Xu, carrying a Gatling gun that spewed blue flames, swept through the horde of zombies with an air of dominance! It looked quite relaxing.

According to the group network's statistics, without Haruhi Suzumiya, the remaining members are able to kill zombies in the most scientific and effective way, instead of rushing around and killing zombies that only interest them, as Haruhi Suzumiya did when she led the team.

Look, that zombie is biting his own hand! Kill him!

That zombie is climbing a ladder! Kill him!

That zombie isn't doing anything! Kill him!

That zombie was a zombie! Kill him!

They're going to go as far as possible with the most outrageous ideas.

……

"Cousin, can I go back now? If I'm not here, my group of members might be trembling in fear amidst the sea of ​​corpses." After seeing the light cone take shape in Chen Luo's hand, Suzumiya Haruhi asked.

"Wait a moment." Chen Luo withdrew his gaze from the light cone, which contained records that Haruhi Suzumiya had obtained from the magical Conch Shell about how Kyu could travel to the Dimensional Sea.

Yes, that's right. Most of these methods only apply to Xiao Jiu, and they all have a certain success rate.

Perhaps it was because the question of going to the Dimensional Sea was too much, that even Haruhi Suzumiya took so long to ask it.

Although Chen Luo felt that few people besides Xiao Jiu could use these methods, he wasn't worried at all, because not many people in the bar were willing to go to the Dimensional Sea...

Even Yukari Yakumo didn't want to go to that wretched place.

Why go to the Dimensional Sea? Do you want to die?

However, people like Xiao Jiu, who have reached the end of their own world and can't find any way to break through in other worlds, might be very interested.

Even if we disregard Yukari Yakumo, she wouldn't be considered an absolute powerhouse in her own world.

However, the first method in this approach caught Chen Luo's attention.

[The simplest and least costly method]: Have Chen Luo go to his parents who are always away on business trips, and ask them to take him along on their next business trip. Then, leave this world and travel to another world by crossing the dimensional sea. Throw Chen Luo out halfway through the journey, and finally have Chen Luo open the bar door.

Honestly, Chen Luo thought this method was quite reliable, it's just a bit costly.

You're jumping off the train halfway through the journey, right? Are you afraid you won't die from the fall?

However, for certain reasons, Chen Luo did not delete this method.

Although Chen Luo only needs to collect commissions within the world, he doesn't mind expanding his business.

Of course, you have to pay more first.

"Alright, these methods are very useful. Thank you very much for your help," Chen Luo said to Haruhi Suzumiya after collecting the light cone.

"Cousin, if you really want to thank me, let me go back to playing the game and maybe even top up my account with some money. I have a really powerful-looking game item I want to buy," Haruhi Suzumiya said.

"What game items?" Chen Luo asked.

"A super, incredibly cool, epic weapon skin." Haruhi Suzumiya answered without hesitation.

"...You spendthrift! I could tolerate you buying guns, items, revival coins, or game cards, but why did you have to buy those seemingly useless, and actually completely useless, gun skins that are only good-looking? What's the point? You won't even need them! Damn game developers, they'll stop at nothing to make money!"

Sad for its misfortune, anger for its indisputable!

This is the truest reflection of Chen Luo's mind right now.

"But... I'm talking about the skin in the simulated universe. Isn't the simulated universe a game you developed, cousin?" Haruhi Suzumiya scratched her head.

"...Never mind what I just said. But I really didn't expect anyone to buy those game skins that are useless except for looking good."

Chen Luo felt he was actually quite conscientious, because all the items in his simulated universe game shop were physical objects. He could even take these items along with Haruhi Suzumiya's clones when they summoned them and hand them over to them.

The least useful items in the game store are the game skins, but it seems that some people actually like them.

"Then..." Haruhi Suzumiya hesitated, unable to finish her sentence.

Haruhi Suzumiya really wanted that AK Fire Kirin.

"In addition to the reward you deserve, I will transfer 1000 Paradise Coins to your account as event funds in a moment, and also give you five selectable gun items and fashion skins."

"That's wonderful! Cousin, you're so generous!"

"emmm..."

Chen Luo assured that he didn't profit much from the real items used by Haruhi Suzumiya and her group. The better their equipment, the more monsters they killed, and the more gold coins they dropped, the larger Chen Luo's share would be.

But those items, skins, and outfits with arbitrary pricing... it's really just a matter of adjusting some numbers.

Never mind, I'll just have the group network change the price of these skins and outfits and turn them into freebies later.

Anyway, Chen Luo doesn't make money from this.

But what's free is often the most expensive.

"But what is this deserved reward you mentioned, cousin?" Haruhi Suzumiya asked, somewhat puzzled.

"Of course, I'll take you to other worlds," Chen Luo said.

Haruhi Suzumiya has a rather special constitution, so the rewards given when she makes a request are really generous. Chen Luo had been eyeing this request for a long time. If Haruhi Suzumiya hadn't asked the question before, Chen Luo would have thrown her into another world long ago.

"Oh, about that? Sure, but let's talk about it this afternoon. I'm going to play games now." Haruhi Suzumiya nodded, eager to claim her exclusive weapon skin reward.

Seeing Haruhi Suzumiya walk towards the bar entrance, Chen Luo didn't stop her at first, but instead got up to see her off.

But just as Haruhi Suzumiya placed her hand on the doorknob, about to push the door open and leave, Chen Luo suddenly spoke up.

"That won't work."

"Huh?" Haruhi Suzumiya was taken aback.

"It would be better to distribute rewards and compensation as soon as possible."

"so?"

"Get down!" Chen Luo gently pushed Suzumiya Haruhi from behind, and the door she was holding was instantly opened. After losing her balance, Suzumiya Haruhi ran forward.

The good news is that Haruhi Suzumiya didn't fall to the ground; the bad news is that Haruhi Suzumiya finds herself in freefall.

"what!!!"

"Bang!" Haruhi Suzumiya crashed directly into... a cloud?

[Ding! Mission complete]

"Huh?" Haruhi Suzumiya patted the cloud beneath her feet, greatly surprised.

Falling on it doesn't hurt at all; it feels like sitting on a cotton bed.

Haruhi Suzumiya peered down from the edge of a cloud and saw a row of neatly arranged old-style houses.

Seeing this rather ancient architectural style and the novelty of being high in the air made Haruhi Suzumiya somewhat excited.

Chen Luo also followed Haruhi Suzumiya onto this cloud.

This cloud is Chen Luo's three-star prop, a cotton candy cloud.

The kind that you can eat.

"Alright, let's go back. You should go home and play games." But before Haruhi Suzumiya could even ask Chen Luo where they were, Chen Luo grabbed Haruhi Suzumiya by the collar and led her back to the bar.

"Wait, I haven't figured out what's going on in this other world yet."

“But my mission is complete,” Chen Luo said, yawning.

Chen Luo was woken up early in the morning by the humanized plugin before Tangyuan Dog Head was beaten up and came to Chen Luo Jia for help. It was only a little past 6 o'clock at the time.

Therefore, it is reasonable and normal for Chen Luo to be a little sleepy right now.

So Chen Luo is going to take a nap!

"But I've only just arrived in this other world."

"But you've already been to another world."

"what?"

Cousin, if you were to sell Lanzhou noodles, even if you sold beef noodles for a year, the cow would only get a few scratches on its skin!

Haruhi Suzumiya had never seen such a shameless person!

"Alright, you really should go back to playing games." Chen Luo didn't care about Haruhi Suzumiya's inner thoughts.

Chen Luo admitted that he was a bit perfunctory, but Chen Luo was also trying to complete the task. What did Chen Luo do wrong?

Haruhi Suzumiya's request to go to another world is worth 1000 Primogems. With so many Primogems in front of Chen Luo, how could Chen Luo not cherish them?

"But it's another world..."

"That's the world where Yukari Yakumo lives. If you really like to have fun, I'll have Yukari Yakumo take you there for three days and three nights, and have a three-day and three-night banquet."

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