Their commission was suspicious.
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"What should I say? Kneel on the ground, looking at your corpse, begging you to delay your death?"
"God of Joy, help me!" Hua Huo looked at Chen Luo, then at the fireworks blooming beside him, and shouted at the top of her lungs.
Oh my god, I finally got to be the director and gave a perfect ending, but now my life called Fireworks is going to end halfway through!
"Calling for the God of Laughter won't do any good, and who knows, the God of Laughter might be hiding in some corner watching your fun right now."
"..." Hanabi thought Chen Luo's words made a lot of sense. Aha was indeed the kind of person who could do such a thing.
"Alright, alright, I give up. Tell me, how do you want to punish me? Lady Hanabi is a man of her word... well, I'm giving up rather reluctantly." Hanabi raised her hand, looking dejected.
"If you didn't possess Star God-level power, you wouldn't stand a chance against me!" Hanabi declared confidently after her initial frustration.
"Oh, really? Then how about I seal my power and play another round with you... You weren't expecting me to say that, were you? Lady Hanabi is so cute." Chen Luo said, pinching Hanabi's cheek.
Hilarious! Who would tie their own hands during a duel?
"I don't think you dare."
"Yes, yes, I wouldn't dare, but it's me who wouldn't dare, while you're the one who'll soon be in trouble. Ms. Hanabi, do you know what you're about to face?" Chen Luo asked.
"What are we facing? Isn't it the same old routine?" Hanabi instinctively covered her buttocks.
"Of course not. I think there should be another solution to your problem of climbing on the roof and tearing off the tiles if you're not disciplined for three days."
"for example?"
"How about this, if you don't get caught by passersby within three days, I'll forgive you." Chen Luo looked up at the sky.
The fireworks display has ended, and the power bestowed upon the River of Oblivion by the Star God of Joy has been shattered along with the fireworks, returning to its joyful destiny.
Wangchuan no longer needs this power, and it's time to return it. In order to repay the Joyful Star God who is difficult to distinguish between good and evil but has indeed helped him, Wangchuan is willing to use the power of Joy to create one last bit of fun before it disappears.
Therefore, Wangchuan gave this power to Hanabi.
When everything finally came to a complete end, the dream, which never changed its time, returned to the form of the night sky. In the golden dream, the second day would never come.
Only the true form of the Wish Star God shines in the sky like a full moon.
"What do you mean?" Hanabi was taken aback.
A passerby? Why would a passerby grab me? And could a passerby even grab me?
The next moment, Hanabi felt her wish mirror vibrate. She quickly took out the wish mirror and saw that the Wish Star God had personally issued a message on it.
[A large-scale TV series – The Fireworks Scam!]
Upon seeing this title, Hanabi's sense of unease reached its peak.
When Hanabi clicked on the link and saw the content, she felt like her world had collapsed.
The article is roughly about how the Destiny of Wishes has been perfected, but the mechanism of the wish token - the [Wish Mirror] - still has some shortcomings.
To keep everyone vigilant when dealing with people who possess wish mirrors, the Wish Star God randomly selected a representative masked fool who illegally obtained wish power using a wish mirror and compiled all of his fraudulent activities over a day and a half. This documentary is intended to warn people of the illegal schemes of criminals.
Learning from mistakes is a timeless truth!
And clearly, this person is Hanabi.
The video link is located at the bottom of the article.
Following the broadcast of the large-scale documentary "Fireworks Scam," the Wish Token will soon receive a major update. After the closed beta test of Pinocchio ends, a more complete Wish Mirror service will be provided, and channels for obtaining Wish Mirrors will be opened, while the public beta test will also begin.
All vulnerabilities discovered during the closed beta will be patched. Those who exploited the wish token loophole to obtain wish power will have all their wish power confiscated according to law and will be fined ten times the amount. If the wish power is insufficient to cover the fine, the wish walker will personally come to the park to invite them for tea.
What really made Hanabi lose her composure was this, because according to the article's claims about illegally obtaining wish power, all of Hanabi's methods of obtaining wish power were illegal.
Fireworks perfectly stepped on all the landmines.
Or perhaps these mines were placed following the trail of fireworks.
This means that Hanabi not only has to return all the wish power she acquired, but also has to give back an additional 10 times the wish power...
Who could possibly pull that out?
I poured all my energy into filming the finale of the Pinocchio movie!
Fireworks has truly run out of wish power!
If it weren't for the fact that Chen Luo's bar would keep spewing out Black Tower dolls whenever it was open, making it impossible to deal with the Imaginary Neutron Bomb by throwing it into the bar, Fireworks' plan would have collapsed halfway through!
So when Hanabi found out about this, she secretly rejoiced, thinking it was such a coincidence.
Furthermore, after the major update to the Wish Token version and binding an account, not only will you gain Wish Power by helping others fulfill their wishes, but you will also lose Wish Power by doing bad things, and this deduction is mandatory.
This means that if Hanabi doesn't want to be blacklisted by the Wish Star God, she has to do an equal amount of good deeds while enjoying the fun, otherwise she'll be in trouble!
While watching for fun doesn't necessarily mean doing bad things, this is definitely an epic nerf to the Masked Fool class.
Of course, the one that will suffer the most severe nerfs will be the one whose fate is destroyed!
However, the Destruction Path has always been a bottom-tier version of the wish-power acquisition game, so comparing it to them is meaningless.
But if this restriction is added, how could Hanabi possibly gather 10 times the power of wishes within three days?
"And... what the heck is this Fireworks Capture Event?" Fireworks couldn't hold back when she saw the name of the so-called first event of version 1.0.
“It’s obvious, it’s an operation to capture Hanabi,” Chen Luo said.
"...What do you mean?" Even Hanabi, the masked fool, could no longer maintain her smile.
I can't even manage a fake smile anymore.
Chen Luo reached out and a small flag appeared in his hand.
[Rankings]
After racking his brains to come up with various lists that would allow him to rank first, Genyuan finally got tired of the prop and returned it to Chen Luo.
Chen Luo glanced at the current name of the list, "The Strongest Angel Investor in the Dimensional Sea," then erased the name and wrote "Wish Power Ranking" on it. He then flipped the flag over and wrote various keywords on the back of the flag, making the list only count members of the Collapse Iron World who obtained wish power by fulfilling the wishes of others.
The idea behind this was to write keywords on the back of the flag to make the names of the lists on the front of the flag look better.
For example, the root cause is that the list of the strongest angel investors in the Dimensional Sea has the words "[World Consciousness Only]" written after it.
If these six words weren't written, the strongest angel investor probably wouldn't be the root cause, but rather the ancient tree of wisdom.
But if it's written down, then the first one will definitely be the root cause!
After finalizing the keywords, Chen Luo set the ranking list to be visible to everyone.
A golden light suddenly flashed before everyone in the entire Collapse Iron World. This light did not affect any of their activities, but at the same time, it slowly revealed the rankings of the Collapse Iron World's sub-rankings to everyone.
This time, the list includes many unfamiliar names because Wish Walkers have also been included in the statistics.
The Wish Star God cannot obtain all data in real time because some wish travelers are outside the world, but the [Ranking] can, because the ranking collects information from the entire dimensional sea.
Of course, this also requires the wishers on the list to visit the world of Collapse Iron, which is equivalent to changing their IP address.
Immediately afterward, while everyone was marveling at the power of the Wish Star God, Chen Luo used the third function of this list for the first time—hosting an event!
Event Name: Fireworks Catching Event
Scope of activity: the entire universe
Registration restrictions: Must possess a token of a wish
Event period: Within three days after the version update (update completed within 10 minutes).
Event details: Using the temporary identification function of the wish token (only 10 chances per day), you can identify the disguise of the Masked Fool Hanabi and mark it. After the mark time reaches 5 seconds, you can successfully capture the Masked Fool Hanabi and directly send it to the park for trial!
If you lose sight of Fireworks within the 5-second mark time, the mark will expire and the capture will fail! (There is no limit to the number of captures, but there is a limit to the number of times you can detect a disguise.)
Event Reward: The penalty for capturing Masked Fool's Fireworks, which is already 10 times the original power of a wish, will be multiplied by 10. The capturer will also receive an audience with the Wish God, who will personally grant a "reasonable" wish! (This includes, but is not limited to, capturing or killing the Wish God).
Note: During the event period, any living being can seek out Paradise Adventurers or Wish Token Holders to request a temporary Wish Token. Temporary Wish Tokens will be provided free of charge by the Wish Star God, but each person can only hold one.
Activity details: ...
The Star God's message: All evil will be brought to justice!
"..." Hanabi stared blankly at the newly released event.
He took a closer look at the event details and rewards, then glanced at Chen Luo next to him.
"I had no idea I was worth so much! Can I turn myself in?" Hanabi asked.
Good heavens! Hanabi had no idea she was worth a Star God!
A reasonable wish, and a wish at the level of a Star God... It's hard for Hanabi to judge whether capturing or killing a Star God would be reasonable, but destroying a Star God would definitely be.
Furthermore, the scope of reasonable desires is simply too broad, encompassing both lifelong wealth and the opportunity to witness the pinnacle of this world...
All you need to achieve these rewards is an opportunity—a chance to see the fireworks, see through their disguise, and keep them within your sight for 5 seconds.
“Of course not, dear Fireworks. Oh, no, you can turn yourself in, but there will be no reward,” Chen Luo said.
Wanted poster, wanted poster, have you ever seen a wanted criminal carrying their own head to claim a wanted poster?
"That……"
“You can try to cooperate with others, but you know that the final interpretation of whether a wish is reasonable or not is up to me. As for your wish, as long as I determine it to be unreasonable, isn’t that enough? Or do you really think that in the face of a Star God-level wish, someone will remember to cooperate with you instead of taking all the rewards for themselves?” Chen Luo smiled and patted Hua Huo’s head.
Fireworks can indeed cooperate with the Masked Fools, but Fireworks cannot guarantee that the Masked Fools will keep their promise and share half of the reward with Fireworks after they sell to her.
"...You're trying to kill me!" Hanabi said, both amused and exasperated.
I laugh because it's truly a great joy, and I cry because this joy is mine alone.
"And I think you're just targeting a certain star god, aren't you?" Hanabi said with considerable certainty.
Based on Hanabi's understanding of Chen Luo, Chen Luo originally intended to target a certain star god, but wanted to secure a commission before doing so, which is why he organized this event.
Punishing Hanabi is secondary; the real purpose is probably to secure a massive group commission, right?
You agree, right, Star God of Destruction?
As for whether Chen Luo had ulterior motives, Huahuo couldn't tell.
"No way, don't slander me. I just want to bring all the evildoers to justice!" Chen Luo shook his head and said.
Chen Luo just wanted the entire world of Collapse Iron to owe him a debt of friendship.
Whether it's the Destruction Star God, the Gluttony Star God, or the Procreation Star God, all have the potential to destroy the world, especially the Destruction Star God.
If we can win over all these star gods, wouldn't we be able to get a huge amount of friend fees?
Moreover, if this event can arouse the desires of everyone in the entire Honkai Impact universe, then getting a six-star commission might not be impossible.
"Forget it, maybe I should just give up. I'll get caught sooner or later anyway, so I might as well get caught sooner." Hanabi lay down on the ground, seemingly wanting to give up.
"Hanabi is here! Thank God for this gift!" Hanabi had just lain down when she heard other people's voices beside her. Hanabi turned her head and saw a robin running towards her.
However, because the Wishing Mirror is currently undergoing a version update, the robin patiently waited after arriving at the fireworks.
"Oh, by the way, Hanabi, the reward for the person who catches you—equivalent to a hundred times the power of your wishes—was paid for by you," Chen Luo reminded her, looking at the listless Hanabi.
"What? I'm paying 100 times the amount?" Hanabi sat up abruptly.
"Of course, do you expect me to take it out?"
"I earned my original power of wish by kidnapping several dream Pipishi people. Do you expect me to kidnap hundreds more dream Pipishi people?" Hanabi was shocked.
"Wake up, kidnapping the Pipixi people doesn't grant them the power of wish fulfillment anymore," Chen Luo said.
"...No, I can't give up like this." Hanabi sat up from the ground and turned to look at the growing crowd around her.
Because Hanabi had given prior notice, both the train and the family tacitly reserved this deck space for Ryuki and Hoshi. As a result, they also knew that Hanabi was on this deck, so they are now slowly gathering on it.
In other words, the current version update is not over yet, and the event has not started, otherwise Hanabi would have been caught long ago.
“A wish at the level of a star god, he’ll have to think carefully about how to use it!” said Portio, the space cowboy.
"Praise the fireworks, for they may make the Pure Star Goddess great once more! Praise the Star Goddess of Wishes!"
"Hmm...can we trade fireworks for a chance to turn Pinocchio into a real paradise?"
"Speaking of which, it really wouldn't be right to bring Chen Luo a gift after bringing him fireflies to treat entropy loss syndrome. I really do need Lord Hanabi's help again!"
"Hey, hey, hey, you, especially you, Hoshino, you heartless bastard! How much have I helped you? And you actually want to use me to exchange for a reward!" Hanabi pointed at Kokoro, who was joining in the fun, her fingers trembling.
Within a short time, after the fireworks display and as Liuying and Xing descended from the sky, they also received a notification about the event and came over to join in the fun.
Fireworks are fleeting... so Xing and Liuying didn't fly in the sky for very long.
"Help someone to the end, Miss Hanabi." Hoshi clasped her hands together.
Liu Ying glanced away shyly.
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