Their commission was suspicious.

After using the Elemental Whip to hit the user-friendly plugin a few times, Chen Luo felt much better.

On the bright side, perhaps the humanized plugin was designed to allow Chen Luo to vent his frustrations by sacrificing himself?

Despite the worries, reality had to be faced. Chen Luo carefully walked out of the room, clutching his Red Kite doll.

When Chen Luo saw that Su Yuan was the only one in the living room, he breathed a huge sigh of relief.

"Phew..." Chen Luo ruffled Su Yuan's hair as he passed by and then sat down opposite her.

"It's good that only Xiao Yuan is here."

"..." Su Yuan glanced up at Chen Luo, then looked down at the storage ring again, as if observing something.

"What are you looking at?" Chen Luo asked casually.

Chen Luo's schedule is very normal, but Su Yuan's schedule is even more normal.

This child has been getting up at 6 a.m. every day to practice swordsmanship for ten years without fail.

"I'm looking at the congratulatory gift that those old fogies in the Abyss Plane prepared for you, cousin," Su Yuan said casually.

"Huh?" Chen Luo was taken aback.

The old thing from the Abyss dimension sent me a congratulatory gift?

I wiped out more than 70% of their high-level combat power, and they still sent me congratulatory gifts?

And why is my gift in your hands?

When was it given?

“When I was practicing swordsmanship this morning, someone suddenly ran up to me and handed me a storage ring, saying they hoped I would give it to you, my cousin. Then they gave me another storage ring as a favor,” Su Yuan said.

"If nothing unexpected happens, they're probably terrified of you. And after that amazing slash that severed the abyss passage yesterday, they're probably even more afraid. So after finding out it's your birthday, they came to give you a gift to build a relationship, in case you get excited on your birthday and kill them all again."

"So what did they all send?" Chen Luo asked curiously.

"It's nothing... Take a look for yourself, it's just a hundred or so divine artifacts, they all seem to be artifacts that turned into divine artifacts after the demigods you killed died." Su Yuan tossed the storage ring back to Chen Luo.

Once a being in the Abyss ascends to become a demigod, they can purify their family's bloodline. Since the life essence of a god is naturally higher, after their fall, the place where their blood and divine body fall will naturally undergo changes. If there happens to be a weapon or something similar nearby, it may even be upgraded into a divine artifact after absorbing the life essence of a demigod or true god.

However, Su Yuan felt that even she herself looked down on these divine artifacts, so Chen Luo probably wouldn't either.

"Who said I don't like these things? These things can be given away." Chen Luo tossed the storage ring in his hand.

After giving away items, you can earn a "friendship fee." The amount of the friendship fee depends on the value of the item, and these magical items are all quite valuable.

There's no need to worry about the people from the Abyss plane sending these things and causing Chen Luo to owe them money as a friend...

After all, those were artifacts made from the blood and life essence of the demigods that Chen Luo had painstakingly killed, so it was normal for them to belong to Chen Luo.

Moreover, Chen Luo didn't kill those demigods and true gods for nothing. Didn't Chen Luo use their divine essence to repay the heavens many times over?

If we add the Blood River, which benefits ordinary people as well, then the Abyss Plane owes itself quite a bit in friendship fees.

It might not be a bad thing to give the Abyss dimension a fresh wave of new blood.

"Should we send someone to the Abyss Plane to inform them that they don't need to be so polite?" Chen Luo said, holding his storage ring.

"Are they just being polite? They're afraid of dying. I'd be afraid too," Su Yuan complained.

In the endless planes where the strong prey on the weak, if a plane issues a kill order against a powerful individual, it's already considered extremely fortunate if the entire plane isn't sacrificed along with the individual.

"Luckily, the spiritual dimension didn't send any gifts. After all, a friend's gift is more important to me."

"It's been delivered."

"Ok?"

“The relevant departments and various sects in the spiritual energy plane have all contributed some money. I feel like they’re afraid you’ll say, ‘I can refuse to accept it, but you can’t not send it.’ Here it is.” Su Yuan then conjured up a storage ring and tossed it to Chen Luo.

"...Didn't I bring these things down from the Immortal Realm for them?" Chen Luo glanced at the gifts they gave him and then tossed the storage ring back to Su Yuan.

"We'll think of a way to return these things. If I wanted them, they wouldn't have been able to get them in the first place," Chen Luo said.

"understood."

"Of course, if you want anything, Xiaoyuan, you can take it. It's on me."

"Oh. Thank you, cousin. I think the scabbard you gave me is very nice. I'll return the sword to the other person later," Su Yuan said.

Su Yuan is somewhat similar to Yan Qing, but while Yan Qing likes to buy all kinds of swords, Su Yuan likes to buy all kinds of sword sheaths.

Because Su Yuan only needs one sword.

"So, Xiao Yuan, do you think your cousin is good to you?" Chen Luo changed the subject.

"Huh? Cousin, what do you want to do?" Su Yuan immediately became alert.

"Unsolicited kindness is either a sign of ulterior motives or theft"... This saying might apply to others, but it certainly doesn't apply to Chen Luo.

From a universal perspective, Chen Luo has been consistently trying to curry favor with Chen Luo.

But if Chen Luo were to add, "Is your cousin good to you?", then Chen Luo would definitely have ulterior motives, no guess needed!

"Xiao Yuan, your cousin is currently caught in an invisible vortex, and I'm sure you've noticed some of the clues." Chen Luo hesitated before speaking.

"Say what you want to say quickly. For the sake of the sword sheath..."

"I want you to act as an informant... no, an undercover agent, to sound out those girls and see what they're thinking," Chen Luo said.

"Hmm? Cousin, I remember after Aunt Luo said that yesterday, the girls at the bar who had feelings for you didn't seem to do anything strange. Instead, they became even more considerate. Isn't that a good thing?" Su Yuan tilted her head.

"But it's precisely because they're acting so calm that I'm worried."

"Cousin, are you a masochist?"

"That's not the issue. Sometimes, the calmer the surface of the sea, the more turbulent the undercurrents."

"So, cousin, have you decided who to bring home for dinner?" Su Yuan asked after blinking.

"This... I haven't thought about it yet." Chen Luo shook his head somewhat awkwardly.

"Why don't you just bring them all back? Bring back all the memory units like Mebius, Alicia, Velvet, and Mei, and then shout, 'They are all my wings!' Wouldn't that solve the problem?"

"Is...is this appropriate?"

"Of course it's inappropriate. I was just thinking about it, and you actually dared to admit it, cousin."

"..."

“However, I can ask them what they're thinking for you, cousin. Maybe that can give you some ideas,” Su Yuan said.

"That's okay too."

Su Yuan nodded and then took out her phone.

Then Chen Luo watched as Su Yuan tagged all the members in the chat group: My brother asked you guys, who wants to be my sister-in-law?

"Slap!" Chen Luo slapped Su Yuan on the back of the head and then retracted Su Yuan's message.

Chen Luo: The kid is just kidding, he was just joking around, everyone don't need to take it seriously.

"Su Yuan!" Chen Luo said angrily.

"Hey, cousin, we sword cultivators are meant to forge ahead!" Su Yuan said, puffing out her chest.

"But I'm not a sword cultivator!"

"But that's me."

"...It was my mistake to expect you to ask some insightful questions."

"So stop focusing on my question and pay attention to the group chat. It's in an uproar. Although you retracted your post quickly, Merlin took the screenshot even faster. He turned that sentence into an emoji and is forwarding it all over the group. He even set it as a featured post."

"what?"

"Everyone in the group is eagerly signing up to be my sister-in-law, wow, cousin, you're quite popular... Although they're all saying it in a joking tone, who knows which are jokes and which are the truth?"

"hiss……"

"Alright, cousin, stop looking so serious, and stop staring at me like I'm some brat. I have a plan that can bring peace to the world." Su Yuan held up one index finger.

"What plan?"

"But I need your cooperation, cousin. Please give me the permission to enable anonymous posting in the group. Only with anonymity can everyone speak frankly," Su Yuan said.

“…Okay.” Chen Luo nodded reluctantly.

"You wait." After activating anonymous mode, Su Yuan quickly typed in the group chat.

Su Yuan: My cousin said he's already decided who he'll bring home for dinner.

**:who?

**: Which little bitch?

**:hateful!

**: It must be me!

**:Who are you?

**: Who do you care who I am? I want this spot! I said it! Chen Luo is mine!

As Su Yuan said, when everyone puts on a mask, it is also the time when everyone takes off their mask.

Anonymous mode is the mode that will give people the most fun.

"How are you? Are you happy?" Su Yuan looked up at Chen Luo.

“Well, I’m happy…after all, being popular is a joyful thing, but what does that have to do with your plan?” Chen Luo asked.

"You wait."

Su Yuan: Oh, I forgot to tell you, this anonymous mode doesn't work for the group owner.

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"Alright, you can turn off anonymous mode now," Su Yuan said, looking up at Chen Luo.

"???" Chen Luo was stunned for a moment.

No, what are you doing?

"If you won't unravel it, I will." Seeing that Chen Luo didn't make any move, Su Yuan personally deactivated the anonymity mode.

Alicia: I'm not pretending anymore, I'm coming clean, I don't care, I'm going to Chen Luo's house for dinner!

Xiao Shi?: Sure, I'll invite you tomorrow.

Alicia: Tomorrow? By then it'll be too late!

Möbius (young): Ha, you've given yourself away, haven't you?

Mei: Everyone, please don't start arguing. Let me say something fair...

Merlin: Let's fight! Let's fight!

"See? Now you know what they're thinking, right?" Su Yuan looked up at Chen Luo and said.

"..."

"Didn't you say that some seas may appear calm on the surface, but there are actually strong undercurrents underneath? Now I've brought those undercurrents to your attention, why aren't you laughing?" Su Yuan tilted her head.

"...Originally I was worried they might do something to me, but now I don't need to worry anymore, because they will definitely do something to me!" Chen Luo clenched his fist and looked at Su Yuan with ill intent.

Now my anxiety has finally died.

Chen Luo was already worried that his mother's last words yesterday would cause controversy, and now the controversy has indeed arisen.

"Oh, cousin, is that what you're worried about? Don't worry, I have another plan to restore the Han Dynasty from its turmoil!"

"You have another plan?"

"Okay, wait."

Su Yuan: My brother said that who he plans to bring home today depends on who catches the firework. In addition to the Star God-level wish, the person who catches the firework will get the invitation for today for free.

Su Yuan: Although we eat lunch, no one is asking people to bring their food back at noon, so the deadline is in the evening.

Su Yuan: By the way, if... if no one catches the firework by tonight, my brother will bring Merlin home. My brother says Merlin is still quite charming.

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