Their commission was suspicious.

"Wow, Hela, do you have feelings for this guy? You're even willing to pay to protect him?" Xiao Ke'er chimed in, offering her timely support.

"Ahem, don't talk nonsense. What I mean is... if I'm responsible for protecting Chen Luo, the relevant department will give me spirit stones, and I'll give you half of that as salary. How about it?" Perhaps prompted by Xiao Ke'er, Bai Zhi realized that her words were a bit off, so after coughing twice, she looked at Chen Luo seriously and said.

"..."

That reason... sounds so fake.

"No need, what kind of relationship do we have? I believe that even if the relevant departments don't give you spirit stones, you would definitely help me just because we're friends. So let's skip the splitting; I have enough of the S-level talent subsidy," Chen Luo said.

"Well, since you don't want these spirit stones, how about I help you negotiate the price when someone comes to you for treatment in the future?"

"Sure. In that case, let's split the spirit stones we get equally."

"Huh?" Bai Zhi was clearly surprised, and perhaps even overly surprised.

"But you must be short of spirit stones too, right? I was just helping you bargain, why are you giving me so many?" Bai Zhi's eyes were somewhat unfocused.

"Oh, what other reason could there be? Of course, it's because this guy has taken a liking to you," Xiao Ke'er teased, putting her arm around Bai Zhi's shoulder.

"boom."

"puff!"

Xiao Ke'er, who had been punched in the stomach, slowly knelt down.

Bai Zhi's face showed a hint of panic after being teased by Xiao Ke'er, but she quickly calmed down.

“We’ve been through thick and thin together. If you’re willing to share half of your spirit stones with me, then I’m naturally willing to share half of mine with you.”

Furthermore, Chen Luo was more interested in the raw stones.

"But... although the salary I receive from the relevant departments is not small, it's not even in the same league as the spirit stones others pay for your treatment."

"Alright, stop worrying about the amount of spirit stones. I asked you before, and now you're protecting me, isn't that a connection that spans two years? If you really want to give me something, give me back the game console I gave you, I want to play it too," Chen Luo said with a hint of resentment.

“No. What reason is there to take back something that has been given away? I’d rather not have half of my spirit stones,” Bai Zhi said, shaking her head.

"Game console? Oh, you mean that Switch you've been carefully keeping hidden in the cabinet? We've been together for so long, and I've never seen you play it more than a few times. Besides, that Switch version is probably pretty outdated, isn't it? Wouldn't it be better to just give it back half of your spirit stones? Also, that Switch hasn't been turned on for so long, it might be broken by now."

After a while, Xiao Ke'er was finally able to lift her head and said.

"Bang." Bai Zhi, expressionless, delivered a chop to Xiao Ke'er, who was kneeling on the ground. Xiao Ke'er immediately shut up, covered her head, and squatted down to protect herself.

"Will the Switch really break if I don't play it for a long time? I charge it frequently." After hesitating for a moment, Bai Zhi asked Chen Luo.

"You're asking me? Who should I ask? That Switch was bought for you, not for me."

"Hmm... I'll go back and take a look. See you later." After thinking for a moment, Bai Zhi picked up Xiao Ke'er, who was squatting on the ground, and carried her on her shoulder, then ran out.

She even closed the door for Chen Luo.

"...Great, finally they've gotten rid of her." Chen Luo breathed a sigh of relief after watching Bai Zhi leave.

Chen Luo originally intended to use a suggestion like, "Since I'm giving you half the spirit stones, you should put in more effort to create a price list," to get Bai Zhi to leave.

Unexpectedly, before this matter could even be brought up, Bai Zhi left for other reasons.

Now the River God's alt account can be deployed!

"Waaah." After Bai Zhi left, the little fox that had just crawled under the sofa slowly came out.

“Emmm…” Looking at the leisurely little fox, Chen Luo suddenly remembered something.

It seems Chen Luo hasn't gotten the little fox an identity document yet.

This time, Bai Zhi didn't stay long enough to notice the little fox's presence, but that might not be the case next time.

With that in mind, Chen Luo immediately took out his identification and applied for an identity.

"Apply for a little fox identity. If possible, include some spirit fox elements, but don't make it too difficult, and the level doesn't need to be too high," Chen Luo said.

[Ding! Identity application in progress]

[Identity application successful]

【Spirit Fox】: A fox with extremely high potential to grow into a nine-tailed spirit fox. When it grows to the highest level, it can be on par with or even surpass the gods.

The original stone has been deducted.

(Original Stone - 1000)

[Identity task has been issued]

【Meow Meow Meow】: For the next period of time (one to three days, the time is uncertain, and you will be notified when the task is completed), you must add the word "meow" to the end of every sentence. If you do not add it, you will be reminded immediately, so please add it as soon as possible. Failure to respond more than 10 times will be considered a failure of the task.

(This includes all forms of communication, including ventriloquism, lip reading, writing, etc.)

Reward: 2000 Primogems

"???"

Chen Luo was dumbfounded.

What the heck?

Can you remind me again if you dare?

Did I tell you about a simpler task?

They deducted 1000 Primogems from my account right away.

Becoming a Grand Puppeteer only cost me a thousand spirit stones.

And isn't this status a little bit higher than I imagined?

I told you to add a little bit of fox spirit ingredient, but you added the maximum amount!

Identification! You don't understand people!

If there were a negative review system, Chen Luo would definitely leave a dozen or so negative reviews first.

"And do you, you little fool, really have the potential to become a god?" Chen Luo pinched the scruff of the fox's neck and then pulled it up in front of him.

"Waaaaah!"

The little fox bluntly expressed its dissatisfaction to Chen Luo.

"Stop whining. It's all because of you. I don't know how many days I'll be meowing like a baby for the next few days," Chen Luo said irritably.

Please add the closing remarks as soon as possible.

"...Meow meow."

Since neither of the previous two sentences ended with "meow," Chen Luo has to say "meow" twice.

"Waaah?" The little fox tilted its head in confusion after Chen Luo put it down.

"...Think of it on the bright side, at least it's not 'whimpering' but 'meow meow meow,' which is pretty good, isn't it? Meow." Chen Luo sighed.

"A Luo, what's wrong? A Luo, are you alright? Why are you meowing?" Just as Chen Luo breathed a sigh of relief, the Herrscher of Consciousness suddenly flew out of Chen Luo's sea of ​​consciousness, looking at Chen Luo with some anxiety.

It's quite normal that the Herrscher of Knowledge noticed Chen Luo's unusual behavior so quickly; after all, what normal person would keep saying "meow meow meow" all the time?

Although Chen Luo really wanted to tell the Herrscher of Knowledge that he was fine, seeing the Herrscher of Knowledge's concerned gaze, Chen Luo had no choice but to tell the truth.

At the same time, I was prepared to be ridiculed.

"Hahaha, you have to add a 'meow' to the end of every sentence? What kind of weird task is this? Hahahaha!"

As expected, after learning what had happened to Chen Luo, the Lawbringer indeed mocked him in a rather "friendly" way.

When Chen Luo encountered a problem, the person who knew the law was genuinely concerned.

However, if Chen Luo has any funny stories to tell, the Law Master will probably be the first to laugh.

"Stop laughing, stop laughing. The most important problem now is how I'm going to communicate with the people in the Immortal Realm after this mission. Meow." Chen Luo said with a headache.

The celestial realm is fine, since the human and celestial realms are not interconnected.

But Chen Luo still has to switch between the main account and the secondary account (River God) later.

If the River God and Chen Luo both added the word "meow" to the last sentence, it would be impossible not to arouse suspicion.

Thinking of this, Chen Luo couldn't help but pinch the little fox's cheek again.

Beautiful women are a source of trouble, beautiful women are a source of trouble.

No wonder King Zhou died because of a fox.

Abandon the mission?

That's even more impossible; the deposit for this mission is 1000 Primogems!

Chapter 782 Abyss Passage Specialty - Game Contract

"Is it really true that nothing works? Do we have to add 'meow' to every information notification method?" the Herrscher of Knowledge asked after laughing enough.

"No. Meow!"

Even the method of making bubbles appear above one's head doesn't work; you have to add the word "meow" to it. Meow.

"Well, you're really unlucky. This mission is just too interesting. Hahahaha." The Herrscher of Knowledge was laughing so hard she could barely stand up straight.

"Hmm, were you trying to get me to talk just now, meow?"

"Hahahaha." The Herrscher of Knowledge, who had finally stopped laughing, started laughing again.

"..."

The good news is that at least you don't need to add "meow" when you're silent, but the bad news is that you have to add it all the time except when you're silent.

Fortunately, Chen Luo probably doesn't talk in his sleep, otherwise he would be dumbfounded if he woke up and the mission failed.

"Anyway, why don't you just wait until the mission is complete before going?"

"The problem is that this task requires maintaining this state for a period of time, but it didn't specify how long that period of time would be. It's roughly 1 to 3 days. Who knows when it will end, meow."

"Hahaha, I couldn't hold back anymore." Seeing Chen Luo add a "meow" at the end with a straight face, the Herrscher of Knowledge really couldn't hold back anymore.

"Alright, alright, stop laughing. Hurry up and get back to your sea of ​​consciousness, I'm going out," Chen Luo said irritably, rolling his eyes at the Herrscher of Consciousness.

"Friendly reminder, you forgot to add 'meow'," the Herrscher of Knowledge said, patting Chen Luo's shoulder.

[Ding! Please add the closing remarks as soon as possible]

"……Meow."

"Hahahaha." The Herrscher of Consciousness clutched her stomach as she flew into Chen Luo's sea of ​​consciousness, where she remained lying there laughing.

"...Sigh." When will this ever end?

[Ding! Please add the closing remarks as soon as possible]

"……Meow."

Why is even a sigh considered a sentence? That's so weird.

Chen Luo walked out of his house expressionlessly, then went around to the storeroom and took out his bicycle.

Before leaving, Chen Luo took one last look at the pink bicycle that he had kept hidden away for two years.

Riding a pink bicycle is impossible; it's something I'll never do in my life.

Chen Luo originally intended to leave, but Bai Zhi stopped him. Chen Luo wasn't foolish enough to transform into the River God in front of others; he just wanted someone to cover for him. He had originally planned to go find Liu Wenxuan, but now it seemed he would have to go find Yun Lian'er instead.

After a long absence, Chen Luo was filled with emotion as he rode his own bike on a long voyage again. Ever since he got used to teleportation points, walking and cycling had become a luxury for him.

……

"Laugh if you want, meow." Chen Luo looked at Yun Lian'er and Mengmeng with a cold face.

"Ahem, don't worry, we won't laugh," Sister Meng said after coughing twice.

“But she kept laughing the whole time,” Chen Luo said, pointing at Yun Lian’er.

[Ding! Please add the closing remarks as soon as possible]

"Meow."

"Pfft, haha." Sister Meng finally couldn't help but laugh.

"Hehe, um, don't worry, I will grant your request," Yun Lian'er said, clutching her stomach.

Although Yun Lian'er had managed to remove the curse of being weak and sickly with Chen Luo's help, her poor physical condition meant that her stomach was already aching from laughing for just 10 minutes.