Their commission was suspicious.

Kaguya Houraisan, who had just put down her cup and was about to play a game, suddenly slumped headfirst into front of the computer.

"The Oath of Judah, take it away!" Chen Luo said coldly.

Chapter 958 Danzhu (Mature): I can't take it anymore! I'm going to kill myself!

"Chen Luo, what have you done?!"

The mornings at Chen Luo's house are never quiet, and today they are even noisier.

The first thing Kaguya Houraisan did after waking up was to rush downstairs, walk up to Chen Luo, and slap him twice.

After being slapped twice, Chen Luo slowly opened his eyes and stared blankly at Kaguya Houraisan.

"What's wrong?" Chen Luo asked calmly.

"Hmm? I have a feeling... something's not quite right about you." Kaguya Houraisan paused for a moment.

Kaguya Houraisan wasn't worried that Chen Luo would be angry because he'd been slapped twice, because she hadn't used any force at all. Since it wasn't because he was angry, then Chen Luo's current behavior was very unusual.

"Ah, you noticed too? It seems that 1/20 of my thinking isn't enough to maintain my usual persona. Let's switch to 1/5." Chen Luo rubbed his forehead and then reopened his eyes.

Chen Luo was just experimenting with how to divide the character into more parts while ensuring that his persona wouldn't collapse and that his thinking could portray the real Chen Luo.

Perhaps it's because they're not yet very familiar with the process. If they only have 1/20th of the thinking capacity, those unfamiliar with Chen Luo might not notice, but those familiar with Chen Luo will quickly see the clues.

Seeing that Chen Luo's eyes had returned to normal, Kaguya Houraisan breathed a sigh of relief, then shook Chen Luo's shoulders back and forth.

"Chen Luo! What have you done?!"

Kaguya Houraisan didn't care what had happened to Chen Luo. Chen Luo had so many ways to revive, plus a teleportation point and a bar...

Kaguya Houraisan would rather believe that she was given the concept of death and then was hacked to death than believe that Chen Luo would be in trouble.

Kaguya Houraisan was more concerned about what happened last night, why she had fallen asleep last night, and what Chen Luo's reasons were.

Kaguya Houraisan had a premonition that what she had experienced during her three days away from home might not be what she had imagined.

Kaguya Houraisan's plan was to eat, play, eat, die suddenly, and then be resurrected to continue the process.

I'm so happy that I don't have Yagokoro Eirin to restrain me.

"Yes, the cola I gave you yesterday had something spiked on it."

"What kind of stuff? Saliva? Or..."

"Don't overthink it. It's a sleeping potion that Yagokoro Eirin gave me. It will ensure you get enough sleep, allowing you to sleep for at least 8 hours straight. I'm doing this for your health's sake," Chen Luo said as sincerely as possible.

Chen Luo helped Kaguya Houraisan persuade Eirin Yagokoro after he had finished opening the shop, which means it was after midnight.

Kaguya Houraisan slept for nine hours straight, and it's already 10 a.m. The one left here is Chen Luo's clone; Chen Luo's original body went to the previous civilization for fusion surgery long ago.

"I don't need you to worry about my health. I can be resurrected after I die. Besides, when did Eirin give you the sleeping potion? Did you two discuss some unspeakable secret?" Kaguya Houraisan began to have a bad feeling.

Kaguya Houraisan is fearless of death, or rather, she has become accustomed to it.

Occasionally, Kaguya Houraisan and Fujiwara no Mokou would arrange a fight, and afterwards, they would use the remaining parts of their bodies to cook a pot of offal soup. This had become a regular routine for them.

Death is like the wind, always by my side.

Kaguya Houraisan has died countless times.

However, it's worth mentioning that Kaguya Houraisan is the most hated being in the afterlife.

Kaguya Houraisan was also curious about the afterlife, but as soon as she entered it, she was almost kicked out.

According to Kaguya Houraisan, at that time, she felt like the whole world was against her.

This world makes no attempt to conceal its malice towards Kaguya Houraisan.

The next moment, Kaguya Houraisan tripped and fell flat on her face.

Although Kaguya Houraisan died many times, she had no concept of death.

For someone who has no concept of death to come to the afterlife, isn't that absurd?

Chen Luo and his group are different; they can die, but they can be resurrected.

The more times you die, the more the afterlife will love you.

The logic is quite simple and straightforward.

After hearing Kaguya Houraisan's interrogation, Chen Luo's gaze wavered slightly, but Kaguya Houraisan, who was straddling him, gave him no chance to escape and quickly turned his face towards her.

After learning that Chen Luo's current body was a doll, Kaguya Houraisan no longer cared much about the difference between men and women.

Anyway, it's just a doll.

“Here’s what happened. After you left, Eirin Yagokoro confronted me directly. As you know, your reason for running away from home was lame, even after I presented those five challenging props,” Chen Luo said.

"..." Kaguya Houraisan did not answer, but she knew that Chen Luo was right.

After all, even Kaguya Houraisan felt that the reason she made up was ridiculous.

"and then?"

“After we’ve been frank, Eirin Yagokoro doesn’t mind if you go to another world for a few days, but you must tell me to take good care of you.”

"Is your way of taking care of me... proper?"

"You can only play games for 10 hours a day. No staying up late, no all-nighters, and try to eat on time," Chen Luo honestly said.

Chen Luo's body is not very strong at all, and his strength is no match for Kaguya Houraisan. Otherwise, he wouldn't have been suppressed by Kaguya Houraisan all this time.

If you can't resist, then enjoy it.

"You agreed?"

"Kaguya, you know me..."

"Didn't you agree?" Kaguya Houraisan asked, clinging to a sliver of hope.

“…I simply cannot refuse a wish.” Chen Luo remained silent.

"Ah!!! Chen Luo, you've done so many bad things! What do you think I ran away from home for? Wasn't it so I could play games properly? I want to stay up all night, I want to play all night long, I don't want to sleep!"

[Ding! You have a new request!]

"Oh, right, I'll send you a request. How about you let me play games? Want me to stay up all night? It's all the same who gets to fulfill someone's wish, right?" Kaguya Houraisan suddenly had a brilliant idea.

"Don't worry, I definitely won't tell Eirin," Kaguya Houraisan said.

"I'm sorry, but even I have my bottom line. I always keep my promises." Chen Luo shook his head.

"...To be honest." Kaguya Houraisan delivered a kidney strike to Chen Luo with a backhand.

"Okay, the main problem is that the reward you gave me for my wish wasn't as much as Eirin Yagokoro's," Chen Luo said in despair.

That's just who I am! Completely shameless! All I know is fulfilling wishes and plundering Primogems!

Well, Chen Luo was just saying it for himself, but everyone in the bar knew that, as long as it didn't violate any bottom lines or friendship, Chen Luo still preferred commissions with more raw stones.

Even the people in the bar don't know what raw stones are.

Therefore, concealing it is impossible; now we can only be open and honest.

"Fine, all our friendship over the past few days can't compare to a mere wish reward? You've made me so sad! I'm running away from home!"

"what?"

"I'm going to an internet cafe! I'm going to play games until I'm completely stuffed!" Kaguya Houraisan said.

“But you don’t have any money,” Chen Luo reminded him.

"Then give me some."

"I don't have any money either."

"How could that be? I don't believe it."

"I really have no money. A while ago, Abby's cash-on-delivery package almost bankrupted me. Don't be fooled by how rich I am in other worlds; I'm poor in my own." Chen Luo said sincerely.

Chen Luo is telling the truth this time.

Chen Luo's parents gave him a fixed allowance for each holiday, once a month.

Originally, Chen Luo's parents did leave him some travel funds, but after Chen Luo stayed at home, they froze those funds.

So Chen Luo really doesn't have much pocket money.

Chen Luo could copy the currency, but that would be a very foolish thing to do, and each currency has a unique code.

Besides, Chen Luo didn't have any cash on hand; it was all online banking. Without the original, it couldn't be copied.

The Herrscher of Corruption can indeed transfer money from other people's accounts silently.

But there really are people in the world who would pay attention even if they lost a few cents and make the bank thoroughly investigate. It's true.

It is indeed possible to replicate gold, but buying and selling gold requires certificates and receipts.

Chen Luo does have a job now, the job of an S-level talent, and he can also earn extra money by treating people's illnesses. However, the relevant departments give him spirit stones, while the people who come for treatment give him precious items from the Abyss Passage.

So Chen Luo still has no money.

"No way? If I had your strength, I could dominate the world in Gensokyo. And you can't even afford to stay overnight at an internet cafe? What a piece of trash!" Kaguya Houraisan saw the sincerity in Chen Luo's eyes and said incredulously.

"You talk as if you're rich. Besides, in order to complete this commission, I can't let you run away from home. I need to make sure you go to bed on time every night," Chen Luo said.

"...Then do you believe I'll go home right now and prevent you from fulfilling my wish!" Kaguya Houraisan said bitterly.

"No, please, we can talk this over," Chen Luo quickly said.

This mission is to provide Kaguya Houraisan with at least three days of accommodation and games. If Kaguya Houraisan returns early, the mission may fail, but there is a high probability that it will fail.

"Hmm? You're scared?" A smile gradually appeared on Kaguya Houraisan's face.

"..."

Chen Luo nodded helplessly, realizing he had spoken out of turn.

"Then don't stop me from staying up all night."

"I don't think so."

Eirin Yagokoro's mission and Kaguya Houraisan's second mission are completely conflicting and cannot be completed simultaneously. However, it is possible to complete Eirin Yagokoro's mission and Kaguya Houraisan's first mission at the same time.

Chen Luo wants them all!

"Then I'll go home."

"It's even worse now."

"Then what do you suggest we do?"

"Here's what we'll do. Eirin Yagokoro gave me three sleeping potions, to be used once every night. Starting today, I won't secretly add the sleeping potions to your food anymore. Instead, I'll put them in front of you, and it's up to you whether you want to drink them or not. How about that?"

"not enough!"

"Unlimited supply of sugary drinks and potato chips!"

"make a deal!"

Kaguya Houraisan and Chen Luo high-fived.

"Yes, would you like to have breakfast?"

"I'm not eating anymore, I'm going to play games." After giving Chen Luo the middle finger, Houraisan Kaguya ran upstairs to the room Chen Luo had specially prepared for her.

Chen Luo watched Kaguya Houraisan depart, then closed his eyes again, his thoughts returning to his physical body.

In the previous civilization, Chen Luo said he was undergoing a fusion surgery, but it would be more accurate to say he was...

Soothing the child.

"Ah." Chen Luo held the fruit to Abi's lips.

"Hmm." While eating the fruit Chen Luo handed her, Abby pondered her next move.

"I lost again." Abby put down the chess piece and looked at Chen Luo pitifully.

"Alright, alright, winning and losing are common in war. In Gomoku, if there are no restrictions, the person who goes first always has a higher chance of winning. I'll let you go first next time," Chen Luo comforted Abi, patting his forehead.

Chen Luo has a lot of experience in comforting children, and he also did some of the tasks of coaxing children when he awakened his talent.

For children, being patted on the head can sometimes be a reward, but when Chen Luo comforts Abby, he likes to pat Abby's forehead, and Abby will show a very comfortable expression.