I just wanted to cultivate immortality, but I was forced to open a harem

In just a moment, she retracted her hand as if it was burned by fire.

"What was that? It's unbelievable! It's horrible!" she collapsed and screamed.

When it comes to gender education, Kaguya Shinomiya is almost a blank slate. She follows an over-protective approach and even her knowledge of interactions with the opposite sex stops at kissing. Naturally, no one would tell her about the mysteries of the male body.

As a result, Kaguya Shinomiya's brain was like it had experienced a big bang, and she was instantly confused.

[Hey, stop daydreaming, how about going to the bathroom to take care of your physiological problems first? ]

A familiar male voice suddenly rang in her mind.

"Who? Who's talking to me?"

[It is me, Lin Hezhen, the owner of this body. 】

Lin Hezhen lay leisurely on the girl's big bed, watching the situation on Shinomiya Kaguya's side and communicating directly with her soul through his spirit.

[Are you Lin Hezhen? How did I end up in your body? Where is my body? ]

The girl felt a little relieved when she found out it was someone she knew, but more questions came to her mind.

[According to the current situation, we have swapped bodies, which means that I am the one controlling your body now.]

Lin Hezhen said calmly.

[Then do you have a way to bring us back? I want to return to my own body! ]

Shinomiya Kaguya was almost crying, and the urge to urinate was becoming more and more obvious, but she didn't dare to go to the toilet at all - this is a male body!

[Well, not for now. I need to find the thing that allows us to exchange bodies.]

Lin Hezhen said leisurely.

In fact, as long as he wanted, he could exchange the two of them back at any time.

However, if that happens, the person who attacked Kaguya Shinomiya would know that his operation had failed, and it would be unknown what measures he would take against her next.

Moreover, Lin Hezhen also wanted to take the opportunity to temper his character and get the Zhenjing Jinjing at the same time.

[But, I need to go to the bathroom now! ] Kaguya panicked.

[Then go ahead.] Lin Hezhen was holding back his laughter, as if he was determined to make fun of her.

Chapter 151 Your body is mine, my body is still mine

[But this is a boy's body!] Shinomiya Kaguya was going crazy.

The only male body she had seen was that of her little nephew, her second brother's child, who was still in diapers.

Suddenly asking her to control a young and healthy male body to ejaculate was really beyond the scope.

Shinomiya Kaguya was so anxious that her eyes were filled with tears, and she seemed to be about to say, "I can't do it!"

[Tsk, don't use my handsome face to make that expression.] Lin Hezhen said with great disdain.

[But, but, I really can’t…] The ice princess Kaguya, who had a very high self-esteem, finally lowered her proud head.

[Is it that difficult? If not, just sit on the toilet.] Lin Hezhen curled his lips.

"But if I take off my pants, then...won't everyone see it?" Kaguya said timidly.

She was filled with fear of what lay between a man's legs.

[Do you think you can get away with it by holding it in? Let me remind you, if you keep holding it in, it will get harder and harder.] Lin Hezhen rolled his eyes.

[Where is it hard? ] Kaguya asked in confusion.

[It is the golden cudgel between the legs that can stretch and shrink, and can be enlarged or shrunk. ]

[……] For the first time, Kaguya realized that the Ruyi Jingu Bang could be explained in this way.

However, the strange feeling in my body has indeed reached its limit.

Not only was his bladder feeling uncomfortable, but his "golden cudgel" was getting harder and harder, and it was threatening to burst through his underwear.

[How could this happen?] Kaguya sighed.

She had no choice but to move her legs tremblingly, following Lin Hezhen's instructions, and move inch by inch towards the toilet.

[Walk faster! Why are you moving so clumsily? You're not like a man at all when you're dithering!] Lin Hezhen urged, pointing in dissatisfaction.

Shinomiya Kaguya felt aggrieved and resentful.

He unreasonably stuffed her into a man's body, forced her to go to the toilet, and kept blaming her...

As the daughter of a wealthy family, when had Kaguya ever suffered such a crime? If it were any other day, she would have already given the other party a taste of her own medicine.

As for now, doesn't it mean that one has to bow his head when he is under someone's roof?

[Okay, okay, I got it.] Shinomiya Kaguya finally moved to the toilet.

[What should I do? Should I sit down?] She asked timidly.

[No, men pee standing up, you have to get used to it!] Lin Hezhen said, trying not to laugh.

[How can I get used to this kind of thing?] Kaguya almost vomited blood.

After being a girl for sixteen years, suddenly she is asked to "get used to being a man". No one can accept it.

With no other options, she could only stand in front of the toilet, close her eyes, pull her pants down to her calves by feeling, and then start practicing.

[Hey, why are you closing your eyes? What if you pee on the wrong side? Just wipe it yourself.]

[Huh? Can you pee in the toilet again?] Kaguya panicked.

[If you don't aim manually, you may miss the target. Come on, open your eyes, hold it with your hands, aim, and shake it twice after you're done. This is the correct procedure.] Lin Hezhen taught earnestly.

[What? And you need to hold on with your hands!] Kaguya's heart sank to the bottom of the valley, she gasped, and contributed to global warming.

[Yes, that's right. Or, rather than holding out for more than ten seconds, would you rather surrender without a fight? The eldest daughter of the Shinomiya family is no more than that.] Lin Hezhen used the method of provoking.

[I, I won't surrender! There are no weaklings in the Shinomiya family!] Miss Kaguya immediately took the bait.

With a tragic expression as if ready to die, she resolutely opened her eyes, took a deep breath, looked down at the evil in this world, and was about to strangle fate...

【how so? ! 】

The huge monster that jumped into her sight instantly shocked her soul, made her mind go blank, and she even forgot to breathe. She could only open her mouth and stare at it blankly.

[Is this the Ruyi Jingu Bang? ]

As the last thought flashed through her mind, Kaguya Shinomiya’s eyes went dark and she lost consciousness.

"She actually fainted!" Lin Hezhen took over his body in an instant.

"Did I go a little too far?" He reflected on himself as he drained the water.

"Ah, it's mainly because her reaction is so funny that I can't help but want to tease her. I'd better be gentler to girls in the future."

Lin Hezhen decided to play with her in a different way, oh no, to treat Shinomiya Kaguya well.

He pulled up his pants and pressed the flush button.

At this time, the sky was already getting light, and dawn slowly pulled away the night curtain, spitting out brilliant morning light.

The sky was turning pale, and the cool morning breeze blew away the clouds and dispelled the hazy fog.

Beautiful day begins.

Lin Hezhen simply didn't want to take a nap. He changed his clothes and started washing up.

The cold water splashed on the face and immediately made people sober.

Shinomiya Kaguya slowly regained consciousness.

[Just now, I seemed to have dreamt of a terrifying dragon.] She said with lingering fear.

[You must have had a nightmare, poor child.] Lin Hezhen comforted her in his heart.

[Hey, Lin Hezhen, why are you here? No, why am I still in your body? It turns out that was not a dream! ] Kaguya screamed.

"Welcome to the real world." Lin Hezhen grinned, "Good morning, good afternoon and good night to you, my second personality - Shinomiya Kaguya."

[What? I am your second personality?] Shinomiya Kaguya was shocked.

"That's right," Lin Hezhen stared at the mirror above the sink, staring at his own eyes, making his expression look as neurotic as possible.

"Actually, I'm a schizophrenic. I've always fantasized about being born into an island chaebol family and becoming a rich girl named Kaguya Shinomiya."

"In my mind, I created a whole world for my second personality. I made up memories, personality, thoughts, family, school, and friends for her, allowing her to experience a virtual life for more than ten years."

"Now, it's time to let you know the truth about my other self!"

[This is impossible!] Shinomiya Kaguya screamed.

"Impossible?" Lin Hezhen imitated the expression of the Joker in "Batman" and showed a weird smile.

"Then how do you explain the fact that you stayed in my body and briefly controlled it before?"

[I, I...] Shinomiya Kaguya was speechless.

However, after a brief confusion, she stubbornly denied it.

[I have my own body, I am a girl, I have parents, friends, and people I can trust who are like sisters.]

"That was all made up for you." Lin Hezhen said in an unfathomable tone.

"Have you ever had that feeling where you're not sure whether you're awake or dreaming?"

"What is real? And how do you define 'real'?"

"If you mean things you feel, or things you can taste, or things you can smell, or things you can see, then I'm sorry, but these so-called 'real' things are just electrical signals processed by your brain."

"When you were born, you lived in an unconscious cage, a cage of the soul. And now, welcome to the desert of reality."

This whole mess of deception completely confused Kaguya Shinomiya.

[I, am I fake? Am I a second personality imagined by others? Then are Fujiwara-san, Hayasaka and the others all my imaginary friends? ]

"That's right, the dream is over now. You have to make breakfast for me - that is, for yourself, my stupid second personality." Lin Hezhen tried his best to control himself and not laugh out loud.

Hey, he found that he had a talent for acting. He would act with Mai someday and do some cosplay improvisational sitcom.

He plays the savage and rude orc leader, and Mai plays the captured female knight who would rather die than surrender;

He plays a healing wizard who is reborn for revenge, while Mai plays a proud princess who is dark and tyrannical;

He plays a handsome and gentle brother who loves his sister, and Mai plays a weak and helpless sister...

When you think about it this way, it seems very interesting.

[But I can’t cook. ] Kaguya said weakly.

As the eldest daughter of the Shinomiya family, when has she ever cooked?

From childhood to adulthood, all her meals were prepared by the chef and brought to her by the servants.

"Tsk, what a useless personality, get out of the way, let me do the micromanagement myself."

Lin Hezhen rolled up his sleeves and went to the kitchen.

"I have more time today, so I'll just follow the video and make a soufflé omelette."

Lin Hezhen opened the food video and followed the grandmother's instructions.

First separate the egg yolk and egg white, add 1 gram of salt to the egg yolk and stir evenly, add a teaspoon of white sugar and a few drops of white vinegar to the egg white.

Use magic to beat the egg whites until they are sticky, then pour in the egg yolks and mix thoroughly.

Put a small piece of butter in a non-stick pan over medium-low heat, add it and melt it, pour in the evenly stirred egg mixture, cover and simmer for 3 minutes, until the egg mixture is foamy.

Fold the foamed omelette in half, turn to the lowest heat, cover and simmer for one minute until it is set and then serve.

The eggs just out of the pot are very puffy and thick, and you can even shake them, Duang～Duang～.

Put it on a plate, squeeze on ketchup and salad dressing, add a box of milk, and start eating.

The Soufflé Omelette not only looks high-end and presents itself well, but it also has a light and dense texture. The feeling of the egg melting in your mouth is very special.

[So this is how you make soufflé omelette. It tastes good, almost the same as my chef’s.] Kaguya commented.

She is now in Lin Hezhen's body. Although she cannot control this body at all, she can share Lin Hezhen's five senses, so she can also "taste" this dish.

Lin Hezhen swallowed the food and asked, "Why, are you back to being a rich lady again?"

[I just figured out one thing: to figure out whether I am a fictional second personality or a real human being, the method is actually very simple. ]