I just wanted to cultivate immortality, but I was forced to open a harem

"Damn it!" Shijo Zhenfei pounded the ground hard, her face full of resentment.

Lin Hezhen walked up to her and held out his hand to her: "Get up quickly, the ground is cold, be careful not to catch a cold."

Shijo Shinki was stunned for a second, turned away, and said angrily: "I don't want to accept your charity!"

Lin Hezhen said calmly: "This is not charity, but respect for the opponent."

"Do you recognize that I am your opponent?" Shijo Shinki widened her eyes. It was obvious that Shinomiya Kaguya had always shown disdain for her before.

"Besides that, we are still classmates and family, right? Let's get along well, Shijo-san."

Lin Hezhen pulled up the four concubines with an attitude that would not refrain from rejection.

He jokingly touched the steering wheel on Shijo Shinki's head - she had short twin tails, and said, "I don't dislike cute girls who are tsundere. But it's better for you to be more frank in the future."

After saying that, he turned around and left.

Only the four concubines were left standing there, staring at his back, her face bright red, perhaps from anger or something.

"Wow, so cool!" The girls who witnessed this scene almost had stars in their eyes.

Lin Hezhen waved to his little fans with great enthusiasm. It felt really good to play basketball again after many years.

"Let's defeat them in one fell swoop!"

"Os!"

At the end of the physical education class, Class B was badly beaten and the surrounding students were almost hoarse from shouting.

Among them, the girls mainly cheered for Kaguya Shinomiya, while the boys mainly cheered for Chika Fujiwara.

After all, when the pink-haired chariot rumbled past, the momentum was truly unparalleled, with surging waves and raging storms that made people marvel at the uncanny workmanship of the Creator.

In the women's locker room, Fujiwara Chika looked over with her big, twinkling eyes.

"Shinomiya-san, when did you become so good at basketball?"

"When you've been away for three days, you should look at me with new eyes. Fujiwara-san, I'm no longer the same person I used to be. Now, please call me 'Terminator Shinomiya'!"

"What is that?" Fujiwara Chika tilted her head.

"Hey, don't high school girls these days know about the Terminator? What about Luke Skywalker?"

"Is it some brand of Walkman?"

"Ethan Hunt?"

"Is it some foreign star?"

"Well, it seems you really don't know anything."

Fujiwara Chika pointed her right index finger at her chin and said suspiciously, "I always felt that Kaguya-san was acting strange today. What she said was incomprehensible. It was like there was an uncle living inside her body."

Lin Hezhen was a little surprised by her accurate intuition: "Well, to some extent, you are right. However, a real uncle can't do this."

As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Hezhen quickly lifted up Qianhua's newly changed skirt.

“Aiyada!” Fujiwara Chika quickly pulled down the hem of her skirt, her cute little face with a little baby fat was full of shyness and grievance.

"Wow, tsk tsk, I really didn't expect that." Lin Hezhen showed an expression of admiration and shock.

"Ms. Fujiwara Chika, your underwear style is so bold that I can't believe it!"

"Don't say anymore!" Fujiwara Chika's face turned red.

Who would have thought that Kaguya, who has always been very old-fashioned, would suddenly lift up her skirt and expose her biggest secret to everyone!

Fortunately, this is the women's locker room, otherwise, Fujiwara Chika would be dead.

Chapter 157 Don’t want that kind of thing

Here, Hayashi Kazuma controls Shinomiya Kaguya's body and feels like a fish in water in Shuchiin.

On the other hand, the classic movie that Kaguya Shinomiya had been longing for was about to end.

Today is a weekday and it is working hours again. In the huge screening room, Lin Hezhen is the only one who skipped class to play.

I saw him sitting in the middle of the last row of the theater with a cup of Coke in his left hand and a bucket of popcorn in his right hand, as if he had reserved the entire theater.

"You're going to get out of this, and you're going to live and have lots of kids and watch them grow up. You're going to live out your life in a warm bed, and not die here, in the night, like this."

Jack was soaking in the cold sea water and said to his lover who was lying on the wreckage of the cruise ship.

"My body has lost consciousness." The woman's voice was trembling and weak.

"Listen, winning that ticket was the best thing that ever happened to me. It allowed me to meet you, and I'm so grateful... You have to promise me that you will live, that you will not give up, no matter what happens, no matter how slim the hope is, promise me now that you will never break this oath."

"I promise you, I will never give up."

Hearing this, a smile broke out on the man's face.

The two held hands tightly together and kissed each other's fingers with their cold lips.

In the darkness of the night, a beam of light suddenly shone over.

The woman, who was originally a little numb, suddenly became full of energy.

"Jack, the boat is coming." She shook her lover's hand.

However, he showed no reaction, like an ice sculpture.

"Jack, Jack! Here comes the boat, Jack!"

Tears flowed from the woman's eyes. She knew that her lover would never be able to respond to her.

"I'll never give up, I swear."

She endured the pain, finally kissed Jack's hand, let him go, and watched him slowly sink to the bottom of the sea.

"Woooooooo..."

Also sobbing was Kaguya Shinomiya, who was watching the film for the first time.

She watched the heroine blow the whistle to attract the lifeboat, her eyes firm and filled with a promise to her lover that she would never give up until death.

"Huff, wuff, wuff..."

Kaguya Shinomiya sniffed loudly and wiped her tears with a tissue - she had already used up a whole pack of tissues.

Fortunately, Lin Hezhen is the only one who has reserved the place, otherwise his image as a cold, strong and domineering president would be ruined.

Of course, this slightly sentimental and melancholy temperament, when placed on a beautiful boy, is another unique charm that captivates everyone.

"It's so tragic! Why did Jack have to die? Can't that wooden board accommodate two people?" Kaguya Shinomiya asked indignantly while sobbing.

[I think you don't understand the point. The script requires Jack to die, so he must die.] Lin Hezhen answered calmly.

"The screenwriter and director are too cold-blooded."

[But think about it, what would happen if Jack survived? He was just a poor boy, and he couldn't give Rose, a noble lady, the life she wanted. Their love would be consumed by the daily necessities of life. But it would be different if Jack died. He would always be the one Rose loved the most.]

"Ruth is not a woman who is greedy for wealth and fame!" Kaguya Shinomiya retorted.

"Her fiancé was very rich, but Ruth didn't like him at all, nor did she like the upper-class life. After she arrived in the United States, she changed her last name to Jack, which meant that she gave up her status as a noble lady and voluntarily became an ordinary person. Later, the elderly Ruth just lived the life of an ordinary American. She would not stop loving Jack just because she was poor."

[Maybe, but that is an idealized woman in the movie after all. In reality, there are too many people who despise the poor and love the rich, both men and women.]

Shinomiya Kaguya pursed her lips and said, "Anyway, I'm not that kind of person."

[Who knows?] Lin Hezhen said indifferently.

In the last scene of the movie, the elderly Ruth lies on the bed and the camera turns to the photo on the table.

In the photos, she has been a model, flown a plane, ridden a horse, and smiled with great happiness.

She started a family, had many children and grandchildren, and lived a long life...

She did everything Jack asked of her before he died.

Accompanied by the ethereal female voice of "My Heart Will Go On", Ruth seemed to be back in the Titanic in her dream, and everything was the same as it used to be.

The smiling waiter opened the door for her. Behind the door, in the magnificent hall, passengers gathered together, smiling and nodding at her.

On the stairs leading to the second floor, a familiar figure stood with his back to her.

The man turned around and smiled, extending his hand to her, just as he did at that moment.

Young Rose joyfully held Jack's hand and kissed him...

After finally finishing the three-hour-long movie, Lin Hezhen breathed a sigh of relief.

From today's perspective, many of the filming techniques in the movie are a bit outdated. In the final floating scene on the sea, the sea was too calm and the dummy playing the corpse was a bit distracting.

However, whether from the actors, editing, music or script, "Titanic" is a well-deserved classic.

Leo's handsomeness and the theme song of "My Heart Will Go On" are even more captivating.

In short, it’s okay to sell some sentiments, and it won’t make people feel that they are wasting their lives by watching it.

"I am so moved. It is such a good movie. Why did my family forbid me to watch such a movie?"

[Why else? Isn't it because I'm afraid you'll follow Ruth's example?] Lin Hezhen said with a smile.

[I'm afraid in their eyes, Ruth is a bitch who betrayed her family and her fiancé, and Jack is a poor little yellow-haired guy who hooked up with someone else's fiancée. ]

Kaguya Shinomiya protested: "After what you said, the connotation of this movie has become vulgar!"

[It's not bad, it's better than the weird developments like the tycoon who is as rich as a country goes bankrupt overnight, the character of the protagonist and the supporting characters collapses, the girlfriend is in crisis while the boyfriend is role-playing with the maid, the mansion that is said to be well guarded can be escaped by simply jumping out of the window, the rescue plan worth 10 billion yuan is the entire helicopter, and the reason for asking the opponent to let him go is "I want to be a photographer". ]

"What the hell are you talking about?"

[A comic known as "The Giant in Love". 】

"Would anyone treat his own work like this? The characters he created are crying." Kaguya Shinomiya was a little bit unbelievable.

[I still want to ask about this kind of thing. Since it is a romance series, just draw the romance properly. Why do you have to do so many fancy operations? Doesn't he know that this will drive the fan writers to death? ]

"Maybe he has run out of ideas and doesn't know how to continue?" Kaguya guessed.

[If you can't come up with something, just end it honestly, like "The Quintessential Quintuplets". Even if it's controversial, at least it has a perfect ending, which is better than adding a poor ending and ruining the reputation of the work. ]

"That's true." Shinomiya Kaguya nodded in agreement.

[I am just waiting for a "rumbling sound" now.] Lin Hezhen said without any sadness or joy.

"What is 'Rumbling'?"

[A devastating attack capable of wiping out 80% of the world's human population.]

"Don't do that kind of thing!"

Chapter 158 Ishigami, It's You

Shinomiya Kaguya is the student council president of Shuchiin, so she has to go to the student council to handle official business after school.

"I have to go to school and work at the same time, what kind of hellish life is this?" Lin Hezhen said dejectedly.

At this time of day, he should be sitting leisurely in the service club, drinking the tea made for him by Yukinoshita Yukino, reading light novels, playing mobile games, making some witty remarks to the beautiful girls, and enjoying a happy time with girls hugging him.

"Hayasaka, you really can't go with me?" He looked at Hayasaka Ai who was dressed like a "hot girl" beside him.

Hayasaka Ai said meticulously, "Miss Kaguya, I am not a member of the student council and cannot go in and interfere with official business. Moreover, according to your previous instructions, I must pretend that I am not familiar with you in school."

"Hey, are you trying to play Mission Impossible in school? You have to make it so complicated."

Lin Hezhen shook his head regretfully. He originally wanted to be a hands-off president and live a happy life of "being a secretary when there is work to do and being a secretary when there is nothing to do".

"Well, there are other people in the student union. I can just grab someone who looks like a beast of burden and have him do the work for me, under the pretext of training young people. Then I can find someone who doesn't get along with him to be in charge of the review. This way, both of them will do their best to work, and I only need to sign at the end."

"Ms. Kaguya is becoming more and more proficient in the art of controlling her subordinates. She is worthy of being a member of the Shinomiya family." Hayasaka Ai looked admiring.

"No, no, how can I have never eaten pork if I haven't seen a pig run? I still have a long way to go to become a qualified capitalist," Lin Hezhen said modestly.

Alas, if he had not traveled to the world of cultivation when he was in high school, he would have probably also enjoyed the blessings under the capitalists after being born into society?

Working themselves to death all day long to earn a meager salary that is neither starving nor full, emptying six wallets to become a millionaire, not daring to fall in love, not daring to get married, not daring to have children, not daring to spend, selflessly contributing, willing to sacrifice, devoting themselves to their work, and not stopping until their death...

In short, just be grateful.

"Ms. Kaguya, please wear this."

Hayasaka Ai took out the pure gold dog chain passed down from generation to generation by the student council president of Shuchiin. Oh no, it was decorated with gold.

That shape can't help but remind people of the big gold chain worn around the neck of the Northeastern brother twenty years ago.