I just wanted to cultivate immortality, but I was forced to open a harem

She coughed lightly and said, "Ms. Kaguya, let's continue reviewing the documents."

Chapter 195 Kaguya Learns to Meow

The imagined villain who offered himself to be beaten did not appear, and Kaguya Shinomiya took over several companies smoothly.

She did not make any personnel changes for the time being. After meeting with a group of company executives, she gave them a few words of encouragement and then rushed back to school to attend classes.

Now, Kaguya Shinomiya has no trustworthy subordinates at all, so it is impossible for her to carry out drastic reforms.

She had to wait for Hayasaka Ai's parents to come over, and then slowly place her own people into the company's management.

The two got in a luxury car and returned to Shuchiin.

On the way, Lin Hezhen, who had been "offline" for a long time, finally "came online".

[How is the situation over there? ] Lin Hezhen asked.

"It went smoothly. I thought some ignorant guy would jump out, but he didn't. I'm really disappointed." Shinomiya Kaguya said regretfully.

Lin Hezhen had already expected this result.

[Hahaha, those people are all experienced and good at changing their attitude according to the situation. How could they not see the situation clearly and go against you, and take the initiative to give you the opportunity to kill the chicken to scare the monkey? ]

[That's right. Well, let's not talk about those disgusting guys. Anyway, I will deal with them slowly after I take control of the power of the Shinomiya Group. By the way, what have you been doing these two days? ] Shinomiya Kaguya asked.

Lin Hezhen replied, "A new friend of mine, she has opened her Yin-Yang eyes and can see the evil spirits wandering in the world. She was also entangled by a monster entrenched in a small shrine somewhere. I helped her solve those problems."

[She?] Shinomiya Kaguya suddenly became alert.

[That’s a girl.] Lin Hezhen said honestly.

[Haha, it turns out that Lin Jun left me because he has a new love. So that's it, he's tired of me and is looking for a new plaything?] Shinomiya Kaguya complained to herself like a woman who was abandoned by her husband.

Lin Hezhen argued, "Hey, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want. When did I ever play tricks on you?"

[Ah, you did all kinds of excessive things to my body, Hayasaka told me everything, don't think I don't know! ] Shinomiya Kaguya blushed when she thought of what Hayasaka Ai said.

[You used my body to give me a breast massage, asked Hayasaka to style my hair into twin ponytails, and asked her to buy all kinds of cosplay costumes to play dress-up, and took photos and videos by posing as cats and puppies... Hayashi Kazuma, you had a lot of fun.]

[It's your body that's being used anyway, so what's the problem? ] Lin Hezhen said without blushing.

[No, no, this is too shameful! How could you do such a thing? ] Shinomiya Kaguya yelled madly.

[Why don’t you also do something to my body, and we’ll be even.] Lin Hezhen said seriously.

[What's this and that? Do you still expect me to provide you with the "Kill and Die" benefit? ] Shinomiya Kaguya learned a lot of new words from Lin Hezhen.

Lin Hezhen said seriously, "What kind of "kill and die" welfare is this? Shinomiya Kaguya, in this island country where men and women are equal, I have to remind you that your idea that "if boys do this or that to girls, boys are taking advantage, and if girls do this or that to boys, boys are still taking advantage" is very hypocritical! 】

[Hmph, don't even think about tricking me into giving you a hand job!] After watching the "teaching video", Shinomiya Kaguya and Hayasaka Ai have grown a lot in some aspects.

Lin Hezhen was shocked and said, "If you don't use your hands, where else do you want to use?"

[Don't try to trick me. I can't do anything!] Shinomiya Kaguya said angrily.

Lin Hezhen pretended to be silent and said, "I understand. You mean to let me move on my own."

[That’s not the case!] Shinomiya Kaguya said angrily.

[Okay, I won't tease you anymore. Well, I apologize for my previous frivolous behavior. I won't touch your body anymore.] Lin Hezhen said sincerely.

[Ah, this...] Now it is Kaguya Shinomiya's turn to feel uncomfortable.

She was afraid that Lin Hezhen would do something wrong, but she was also afraid that he would not come. The mind of a young girl is so strange. She is both looking forward to and afraid of it, and is very conflicted.

[Well, breast enhancement massage still needs to be done...] Shinomiya Kaguya said, suppressing her embarrassment.

[Huh?! Aren't you very resistant?] The other party suddenly changed his words, and Lin He was really confused.

[Huh, it’s mainly because of Fujiwara Chika. She’s just too big... Compared to her, I seem to look very pitiful...] ​​Shinomiya Kaguya said through gritting her teeth.

Lin Hezhen was puzzled. [What a strange desire to win. Do you guys want to compete in a place like this? ]

[Humph, I don’t want to lose anyway.] Shinomiya Kaguya muttered.

Lin Hezhen thought about it and smiled evilly. [Is this your attitude when I ask someone to do something for you? It's a pity that I don't see your sincerity. Can't you be more sincere? He ended with "meow".]

Shinomiya Kaguya was furious when she heard this: "Ha, if you don't want to help, forget it. I won't do such a shameful thing!"

Unexpectedly, Lin Hezhen actually threatened her instead.

[Well, to be honest, in addition to my superb breast enlargement skills, I also know a lot about breast reduction. Ms. Kaguya, do you know that small and sensitive breasts are also very popular among LSPs, especially all kinds of lolita.]

[You, what do you want to do? ] Shinomiya Kaguya asked in a panic.

Lin Hezhen pretended to be a villain and said with a sly smile, "If you don't want your breasts to become like those of a third-grade girl, just do what I say!"

[Gu, kill me, you devil!] Shinomiya Kaguya said sadly.

[Hehehe, whatever you say. Make your choice, Kaguya Shinomiya. Do you want a big breast like Secretary Fujiwara's, or a bust that's even barrener than an elementary school student?]

[You are so hateful! ] Shinomiya Kaguya was devastated.

The luxury car stopped and the driver opened the back door.

"Miss Kaguya, we're at school." Hayasaka Ai reminded.

"I, I understand." Shinomiya Kaguya walked out in a daze.

At noon in Shuchiin, it was lunch break time, and many students were enjoying their lunch boxes in the courtyard, or walking and chatting with friends.

When they saw Kaguya Shinomiya, they greeted her very politely.

"Good day, President."

"Good day."

Shinomiya Kaguya reluctantly returned the gift, but she was complaining in her heart because the damn Lin Hezhen was urging her again.

【Hurry up, it's right here, don't dawdle! 】

[Here?] Shinomiya Kaguya looked at the people coming and going around her, feeling uneasy.

[That’s right, start your performance quickly, I can’t wait.] Lin Hezhen said with a smile.

Under the threat of this demon, Kaguya Shinomiya finally lowered her proud head.

[I, I beg you...please make me big breasts! ]

Shinomiya Kaguya gave it her all. She clenched her fists and raised them beside her cheeks. Her face was flushed and her eyes were so moist that they seemed about to drip with water.

"Meow!" she called softly.

In this world, there is a relationship called "mutually beneficial symbiosis", such as between crocodiles and toothpick birds, rhinos and rhinoceros birds, and girls and cats.

Most humans like cats, and when a cute girl imitates a cute cat, the combined power of the two will increase exponentially.

The evidence is...

Everyone who saw this scene was stunned, and then there was a loud explosion.

"Oh, what is President Shinomiya doing?"

"It seems like it's imitating a cat's meow."

"so cute!"

"But why here?"

"I didn't expect the president to be so suitable for cat girls."

"Ah, I want the president to meow only for me."

"What a pity, I didn't have time to record it with my phone just now, otherwise I could have savored it over and over again."

……

The students began to whisper and cast all kinds of meaningful looks at Shinomiya Kaguya, making her wish she could find a hole in the ground to crawl into.

In fact, Kaguya Shinomiya doesn't feel embarrassed about cosplay or imitating cat meows.

But, this is in public! There are so many people watching! They are still discussing with each other!

This is already considered social death!

"Ms. Kaguya?" Hayasaka Ai looked at her in shock, not understanding what the other party was doing.

"I, I went to the student union office." Kaguya Shinomiya buried her head, jogged without looking back, and disappeared in a flash.

[Hahahahahaha...] Lin Kazuma appreciated everyone's reactions from Kaguya's perspective and was grinning from ear to ear.

[Lin Hezhen, I won't let you go! ] Shinomiya Kaguya said angrily.

……

This was truly an extremely long day, and Kaguya Shinomiya had never felt time pass as slowly as it did today.

President Shinomiya, who is usually cold and aloof, actually imitated a cat in public. This contrast is no less than a holy war, and it immediately won him countless fans.

The boys who saw this scene, as well as the girls from the "Shinomiya Fan Club", were all crazy and bowed down to Shinomiya Kaguya's cuteness.

While attending class, Kaguya Shinomiya felt all kinds of looks from everyone. She felt as if ants were crawling all over her body. She wished that Hayasaka could cast a physical amnesia spell on each of them so that they would forget what they had seen and heard today.

"Dangdangdang, dangdangdang~"

When the school bell rang, Kaguya Shinomiya quickly packed up her textbooks, fled the classroom, and headed straight for the student union office.

She felt that only that enclosed place could give her enough sense of security.

However, this wish was soon dashed.

"Kaguya-san, I heard that you were imitating a cat at the school gate today. Can you show it to me?" Fujiwara Chika blinked curiously.

"Ahem, Secretary Fujiwara, it's working time now, please don't talk about topics that are not related to work."

Shinomiya Kaguya had a stern face and was not smiling, as if someone owed her 500 billion.

"Oh, what's the matter? Aren't we good friends? Don't worry, I just want to shoot a video and will never spread it casually." Fujiwara Chika said nonsense that even she didn't believe.

"No!" Shinomiya Kaguya refused flatly.

"Tsk, you're so stingy. At worst, we can all learn to be cats."

Fujiwara Chika pouted and called out to other student council members.

"Shijo-kun, Ishigami-kun, and Koyoko, would you like to play an animal cosplay game today? Post the cute cosplay photos of everyone in the student council to the promotional website. They will definitely be popular."

Shijo Shinki said disapprovingly, "Doing those boring things will really be popular? You are already a high school student and you are still imitating the meow of a kitten. It is really inappropriate."

Zhenfei might have said it unintentionally, but when Shinomiya Kaguya heard it, she felt like it was a special mockery of her.

"Haha, I can't pretend not to hear that. Shijo-san, dressing up as an animal and showing your pitiful side is also a way for girls to show their charm."

"Huh? Is that so?" When Shijo Maki saw that Kaguya herself had spoken and set the tone, she did not respond sharply as usual, but nodded obediently.

"Since my elder sister said so, then it must be like this." Shijo Maki looked at Kaguya with little hearts in her eyes.

"???"

What's wrong with this person? Shinomiya Kaguya was puzzled.

Could it be that Lin Hezhen did something to her? Kaguya thought secretly.

Ishigami Yuu glanced at Shinomiya Kaguya and whispered, "Who would think this female devil is cute? Not to mention dressing up as a cat, even if she dresses up as an angel, it can't cover up her devilish nature."

At this point, Ishigami Yu recalled Kaguya's previous temperament of a cold-faced killer, and how she had been smiling but had a dagger in her heart, saying sweet words but having a sharp tongue, pushing all the work onto herself, and letting Iino Miko supervise his behavior.

Ishigami Yu wants to ask those people who are blinded by beauty, what is so cute about Shinomiya Kaguya?

She is simply a white-bone demon who eats people without leaving any bones behind!

Of course, Ishigami Yu didn't dare to say these words, because Shinomiya Kaguya was so terrifying, and Ishigami Yu had already developed a psychological trauma from her.

In his own words, if eyes are windows to the soul, then judging from the murderous look that Shinomiya Kaguya occasionally revealed, that man had probably killed two or three people.

Ishigami Yu didn't want to be the fourth person to have his scalp cut off by this natural born serial killer and made into a specimen as a trophy.

Thinking of this, Ishigami Yu couldn't help but tremble all over.

He trembled and said, "Whether it's cosplay or something else, even if you ask me to dress up as a woman, I will do it obediently, please don't kill me!"

Hearing his victim speech, Fujiwara Chika looked puzzled.

"Ishigami-kun, what are you talking about? No one here wants to see you in women's clothes. Are you some kind of transvestite pervert?"

She had a look of disgust on her face.