I just wanted to cultivate immortality, but I was forced to open a harem

Eriri looked at the black cat in front of her speechlessly.

Its body was as black as ink, its limbs were strong and sturdy, and its eyes were as deep and cold as ice-cold pools, as if they could see through people's hearts.

It is wearing a Batman cosplay suit, with a black mask on its head and a cloak full of justice on its back.

It is protecting this city shrouded in darkness and upholding the so-called justice alone.

It is a superhero among ordinary cats and the savior of Gotham - the Dark Knight Cat.

"I am the raging tide, and I cannot be stopped." It said in a deep voice.

The corner of Ying Lili's mouth twitched.

If the attending physician in the hospital is a serious otaku who doesn't care about worldly views, then the immortal cultivator in front of him who has transformed himself into a cat for cosplay is no less so.

He claimed that he was a celebrity in the island country and that his every move concerned the government, so he had to disguise himself to make secret visits.

But Ying Lili felt that he would be more likely to make headlines if he appeared in the outside world in his current appearance.

Nothing can arouse curiosity more than a black cat cosplaying as Batman and being able to move like a human.

"Um, don't you think this outfit is a bit conspicuous?" Ying Lili tried to stop him.

"I like."

Lin Hezhen raised his head and looked at her, his calm eyes were unusually clear.

"Besides, I've covered my face." He pointed to the bat helmet on his head.

Yinglili: "..."

"Even if you don't cover your face, no one will associate a black cat with Hayashi Kazuma!" Eriri complained crazily.

"Calm down, these are just details. Come, put on this Robin cosplay costume." Lin Hezhen threw a red and green outfit to her.

"Batman's Robin?" Eriri saw the iconic green cape at first glance.

"How else could she still be Robin from One Piece? You think too much. Whether you were before or after you turned into a dog, you don't have the capital to cosplay Nico Robin."

Lin Hezhen specifically emphasized the word "capital".

Are you kidding? Nicole Robin's measurements are B100, W60, H90, and Eriri's measurements, if I remember correctly, are B79.9, W56, H86. The difference is huge.

"You bastard!" The person whose sore spot was hit became angry and leaped towards Lin Hezhen.

Lin Hezhen dodged easily.

"You know, I'm just telling the truth, isn't it?" Lin Hezhen shrugged, expressing helplessness.

"Hmph!" Ying Lili glared at him hatefully and gritted her teeth, but there was nothing she could do.

This guy actually made fun of his own body, how annoying!

"Well, don't be discouraged. As the saying goes, things change over time. Don't bully a poor girl. I think you still have a lot of room for improvement. If you work hard, you can at least get rid of the minus sign from your A-."

"I'm going to bite you!" Ying Lili hissed and showed her little fangs.

In the end, Eriri still refused to wear the Robin cosplay costume, which made Hayashi Kazuma quite disappointed.

He even specially prepared a green hat for Ying Lili, but she refused to wear it.

I can only put it in the closet temporarily and see if there is a chance to take it out and let her try it in the future.

"Everything is ready, Leci dog."

Lin Hezhen brought Eriri with him and went out to work in a dashing manner.

The cat and the dog walked out of the room and went straight to the elevator. Lin Hezhen jumped easily and pressed the button.

The elevator door opened and the two animals walked in majestically.

"Hey, whose pet is this? It ran out without its owner?" the middle-aged woman in the elevator screamed.

Lin Hezhen remained calm and didn't answer, so Ying Lili could only lower her head and pretend to be deaf and dumb.

The elevator door closed, and the old lady was still chattering: "The cats and dogs are so cute. It must cost a lot to keep them sleek and adorable. How could you be so careless and let your pet escape? Young people nowadays..."

Ying Lili lowered her head and didn't dare to answer. At this moment, she was so embarrassed that she was about to explode.

It turns out that turning into an animal and acting like a human is such a shameful thing?

Fortunately, this guy was here. She glanced at Lin Hezhen, who seemed calm but was actually in a trance.

Why can this person not care about other people's eyes and can do even the most shameful things without any hesitation?

Is it possible that having a skin much thicker than that of an ordinary person is the key to obtaining extraordinary powers?

Lin Hezhen didn't know what was going on in Eriri's little head. He was just thinking that although there were all kinds of stupid points in "LycorisRecoil", such as Qianshu's dodge that could make Yan Shuangying angry to death, but who cares.

It’s enough for a beautiful girl to look good!

"Ding."

The elevator arrived and Lin Hezhen walked out first.

"Well, Sawamura's old house is quite far away, how are we going to get there?" Eriri said worriedly.

Lin Hezhen said confidently: "Don't worry, the mountain people have their own clever plans. I have already prepared the means of transportation."

"Transportation?" Ying Lili was surprised.

There are vehicles in this world that can be driven by cats and dogs. Could it be a go-kart?

As a result, Lin Hezhen pressed his claws on the bat belt around his waist, and heard a "thump thump thump" sound coming from far away.

A black Batmobile drove over automatically. It was the sports car he bought after receiving the "compensation from the insurance company."

After being transformed using weapon refining techniques, this car has become a magical weapon with a variety of incredible functions. It has many more functions than the Batmobile in the movie.

The sports car looks very cool, with a smooth and graceful body, simple and elegant lines, and black paint with a cold and mysterious luster. It is full of mechanical explosive power and is very technological.

"Well, your car looks even more advanced than the one in the Batman movie. But can our short legs really drive a car?" Eriri was full of question marks.

"What era is this now? All vehicles are self-driving. Do you still need to use your legs to drive? This car can change its shape. Come on in."

As soon as Lin Hezhen finished speaking, the seat of the Batmobile immediately transformed into a state suitable for their body shapes.

Ying Lili climbed lightly onto the passenger seat and looked around curiously: "Isn't this car made by a manufacturer on Blue Planet?"

"Anything produced by Xiuxian must be of the highest quality." Lin Hezhen sat in the driver's seat and the Batmobile started moving automatically.

“Is it a petrol or electric car?”

"The energy it consumes is spiritual energy."

Ying Lili frowned, "I seem to have heard of the term 'reiki revival', what exactly is reiki?"

Lin Hezhen explained: "Aura is the spirit of the gods, including people, flowers, grass, trees, wind, clouds, rain, etc. All things have aura. This is the energy generated naturally in the world, just like air. It is invisible but real, but most people don't know it."

"You can consider starting a new energy vehicle company," Ying Lili suggested jokingly.

"That's great. After my video company, mobile phone manufacturer, and real estate company send me the money, I will consider making a car."

The Batmobile sped away, its taillights swung, and it merged into the traffic, disappearing without a trace.

At a busy traffic light intersection, a string of colorfully painted go-karts are waiting for the red light.

Go-karts can be legally driven on the streets of the island country. As long as you hold an island country driver's license or an international driver's license, you can rent a kart and drive on public roads.

The island country has also introduced policies on safe karting driving, requiring that karts on the road must have seat belts, guardrails, seat headrests, energy-absorbing steering wheels, etc. The body height must be more than one meter, and the taillights must be installed at a one-meter height.

This toy-like and interesting means of transportation is a sight on the island and is especially popular among tourists.

The Batmobile parked silently in the driveway next to them. Its cool appearance attracted countless people's attention, and even amazed the street-styling uncles in flowery shirts.

"Oh, it's the Batmobile, so cool!"

"The people inside aren't wearing Batman cosplay costumes, are they?"

"It would be nice to have a blonde as the co-pilot."

The uncles started to make a noise.

Lin Hezhen lowered the car window in silence.

"It turned out to be... a black cat dressed as Batman, and a golden retriever puppy with blue eyes! There was no one there, WTF? The cat was driving!"

The uncle closest to the Batmobile was dumbfounded, rubbing his eyes hard, and fell into self-doubt.

The cigar in his mouth had fallen onto his crotch, emitting a wisp of smoke, but he was still unaware.

"Uncle, the cigarette fell." Lin Hezhen stretched out his paw and pointed.

The uncle looked down and saw the half-burned cigarette butt on his crotch. He was shocked and quickly slapped it away.

"Well, thank you very much."

The uncle thanked him reflexively, and then he realized that he was talking to a cat.

"You're welcome." Lin Hezhen calmly raised the car window.

The light turned green and the Batmobile sped away.

The uncle woodenly took out his cell phone and called the police.

"Hello, I saw a black cat dressed as Batman, driving a Batmobile with a golden retriever on the road... Please believe me, I am not kidding... What? You want to help me contact Arkham Asylum?"

"No, I'm definitely not crazy! I really saw it. The cat was talking to me... What? There's nothing in the surveillance video? Well, can you please help me contact a psychologist? I might really be hallucinating..."

Lin Hezhen didn't know yet that he had successfully created a mental patient, causing a normal person to be mistakenly believed to have mental problems and to be about to receive treatment from a professional psychologist.

Ying Lili was a little worried: "If those people see us, will they call the police or post it online?"

Lin Hezhen smiled slightly: "Don't worry, this car and we are all covered with cloaking spells, so we won't leave any images in the video or photos. The most he can do is post some short essays without pictures, and let Dongdu add another urban legend."

Hearing this, Ying Lili felt relieved: "Is that so? No wonder you dare to act so recklessly."

Lin Hezhen shrugged his shoulders: "I am not the one who acts recklessly. You will find out soon enough."

……

The Sawamura old house is located in the suburbs of Higashi City, about twenty kilometers away from the city center, and is surrounded by dense forests.

A mansion with a traditional island courtyard, built at the foot of the mountain and facing the river, has a very beautiful scenery.

It was almost evening and the courtyard was quiet, with only the clear calls of birds in the trees echoing around the house.

Outside the house, the garden was overgrown with vines, the river flowed darkly, reflecting the starlight, and the nearby houses all had a cozy and warm glow.

Everything was extremely quiet, as if welcoming the coming of night.

"Here we are, get off the car." A soft female voice sounded.

Several vans stopped on the road not far from Sawamura's house, and a group of strange people wearing black robes and vertical eye pendants on their chests jumped out of the cars.

The leader among them was a beautiful girl with smooth black medium-short hair, fair and delicate skin, delicate and three-dimensional facial features, tall and slender figure, firm and perky breasts, plump and round buttocks, straight and slender legs. She swayed gracefully when she walked, and every move was full of temptation. She was indeed a sexy beauty.

However, this beautiful girl seemed to be in a bad condition. Her face was pale with a flush, and her body was shaking slightly abnormally.

"Ms. Lunzi, are you feeling unwell?" a man in black asked with concern.

"No, it's nothing. I'm fine."

"Aki Tomoya, no, Aki Tomoko" answered while trying her best to resist the discomfort all over her body.

In his seventeen years of life, he had never imagined that one day he would wear such a terribly short and overly light skirt.

In the past, when he watched anime or played galgames, he would complain that girls’ skirts were too long, which prevented him from seeing the color of their panties.

Now, it was his turn to wear this kind of thing that was leaky on all sides and made him feel insecure. He couldn't wait to tear it off and change into a reliable pair of shorts.

Not only that, the excess fat on her chest also made her feel extremely painful. Not only did it make it difficult for her to move, but it also caused pain in her shoulders.

What's worse is that the men's eyes always unconsciously glanced at her chest - which was wrapped in tight fabric, with a beautiful shape and charming curves. The snow-white hemispheres and deep ravines were revealed from the low-cut dress, which was really tempting.

Feeling the terrible looks of those animals that seemed to want to pounce on her and kill her on the spot, Aki Rinko felt like crying but had no tears.

In the past, he always looked down upon others and never thought that one day he would end up in such a miserable situation!

Suddenly, a strange tingling sensation came from her private parts. Aki Rinko had to hold on to the car body, grit her teeth, and try hard not to moan.

In order to satisfy his perverted fetish, the old pervert Andre actually stuffed five remote-controlled toys into both of her holes!

As long as Andre presses the switch, no matter where Aki Rinko is, they will jump wildly, bringing waves of electric-like stimulating pleasure, making her leak water continuously.

Every hair on Aki Rinko's body stood up, and she wished she could cut Andre into pieces.

But she could only let him manipulate her body without even having the chance to resist.