I just wanted to cultivate immortality, but I was forced to open a harem

Lin Hezhen scoffed at this.

What did he really want to do? Could a thin door stop him?

After returning home, Lin Hezhen simply cooked a bowl of noodles and then opened his mobile phone to play games.

Anyway, his skills can be practiced automatically, so he can slack off as he pleases.

As for the homework and the school rules that Jingkeai had to copy a hundred times as punishment?

Of course, stick the talisman on the pen and let it move on its own.

Looking at the diligent figure of the fountain pen flying up and down and writing automatically, Lin Hezhen couldn't help but sigh, how nice it would be if he had such a pen when he was studying in his previous life.

Without further ado, Lin Hezhen chose a Shen, took Doran's Blade and Red and went straight to the top lane, concentrating on pushing the lane, last hitting, and occasionally fighting with the opponent's crocodile.

When teammates push the tower, they are on the laning line; when teammates kill the dragon, they are on the laning line; when teammates fight in a team battle, they are still on the laning line.

Zhenzhen turned the top lane into an orphan lane.

The teammates were all talking about the fragrance, but the two of them remained unmoved.

A few minutes later, Lin Hezhen's phone rang. He looked and saw that it was Sakurajima Mai calling him on video.

"Sorry, I have to take a video call." He hung up decisively.

ADC complained: "What video is so important? Is it my girlfriend?"

The assistant laughed: "Why play games when you have a girlfriend?"

"Nonsense, how can a girlfriend be as fun as a game?"

"Before you say that, you need to have a girlfriend first."

"You talk as if you have one."

The crocodile opposite suddenly spoke: "My girlfriend has prepared the meal for me. I'm going to eat. Bye."

In an instant, both players on the top lane went AFK, leaving a group of single guys hanging around in the canyon.

……

Lin Hezhen answered the video call.

"What are you doing?" Mai's soft voice came from the other end of the phone.

It can be seen that she is still on the set, wearing the crew's costume.

Her beautiful face was made even more perfect by light makeup, just like a lotus emerging from the water on a summer morning, delicate, sweet, gentle and lovely.

"thinking of you."

"Huh?" Mai was caught off guard by the straight ball.

"I was wondering what souvenirs you would bring me?"

"Oh, so that's it." She suddenly became depressed.

"There happened to be a botanical garden near the studio, so I bought a pot of catnip for the Unsmiling Cat."

"what about me?"

"Humph, you don't miss me at all, why should I bring you a gift?"

"Then the non-smiling cat doesn't miss you either!"

Lin Hezhen glanced at the Unsmiling Cat sitting on the balcony, looking at the moon. This little thing was quite diligent in its cultivation.

Mai said as a matter of course: "But it's cute."

"Am I not cute?" Lin Hezhen asked back.

"You're not cute, you're hateful!"

Lin Hezhen cried out in grievance: "How am I hateful?"

"Hmph, you still come to ask me? Tell me yourself, what did you do in school?" Mai said through gritting her teeth.

"I... I didn't do anything. I just went to school and went home normally." Lin Hezhen felt a little guilty.

Could it be that Mai really knew about the rumors about him and Yukino?

By the way, why do I feel like my cheating husband has been caught cheating?

"Haha," Mai smiled softly, "When I'm not around, Senior Brother is a little dishonest. It's really a headache to have a brother like this who loves to cause trouble for others."

"At times like this, a cute sister who you can rely on should say, 'I really can't do anything about you.'"

"Do you think there's nothing I can do against you?"

"Honestly, I can't think of it and I'm very curious."

"Haha, then just look forward to it, Onii-chan." She spoke in a deliberately long tone.

Lin Hezhen covered his forehead and said, "I say, are you addicted to playing brother and sister role-playing?"

"Ah, I thought you liked this kind of fun."

"Don't say something that could lead to misunderstanding."

"It's not impossible to change it to a brother-sister play."

"I've already said it will lead to misunderstanding."

"You haven't denied it yet, so let's try next time."

"Okay, as long as you're happy." Lin Hezhen said weakly.

"Then it is decided, my stupid Oudoudou."

On the balcony, the Smiling Cat, who had just finished his training, glanced at Lin Hezhen with contempt.

These stupid humans are playing stupid love games again.

Humph.

It jumped lightly to the ground and started eating cat food, while looking forward to the catnip that Mai was going to bring back for it.

Chapter 104: A single man and a single woman can finally be in the same room

The next day was still a peaceful routine.

In the last class, the math teacher with a Mediterranean hairstyle was talking incessantly.

He is passionate and experienced.

However, for high school students, mathematics is too boring. They are completely unable to appreciate the beauty of formulas and geometric figures and fall asleep while listening.

But Lin Hezhen was not among them. He sat in his seat with his back straight and his eyes focused on the blackboard.

He promised Murakami Maki that he would be a good student in school, and a man should keep his word.

Next to him, Yukinoshita Yukino was also sitting upright, listening to the lecture and taking notes attentively.

Her record of always being the top student was broken by Lin Hezhen, and she was trying hard to get the top spot back.

In response, Lin Hezhen laughed.

If you want to defeat the upper class, I will give you this opportunity?There are no doors!

While listening to the math teacher's lecture, he took out his English vocabulary book and started memorizing words. He held his mobile phone in his left hand under the table and played the mobile game "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" with one hand.

How are you going to do three things at once?

With a "bang", Kiyako Kamigo's head moved up and down, and finally couldn't hold on and hit the desk.

"Kimi Uego, answer this question!"

The Mediterranean teacher was so angry that he blew his beard and glared: "Are you still sleeping? How can you sleep at your age?"

"Ah this..."

Yoshihiko Kamigo, who had just returned from Zhou Gong, was confused and at a loss as to what to do.

Lin Hezhen secretly made a "three" gesture.

"Choose C."

"Sit down and listen carefully in class next time." The math teacher said helplessly.

“Dang~dang~dang~dang…”

When the bell rang for the end of get out of class, the words "Good luck, let's eat chicken tonight" appeared on Lin Hezhen's mobile phone screen.

After Teacher Hai-Dian left, everyone was finally freed from the math hell, and the classroom was filled with a happy atmosphere.

"Kazuma, thank you so much, good brother." Yoshihiko Kamigo walked over and patted him on the shoulder.

"a piece of cake."

At this time, Kato Hui came over and said, "Lin Jun, teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka is calling you outside the door and wants you to go to the office."

"Oh, yes, I haven't shown her the school rules I copied yet."

Lin Hezhen stood up and walked out the door, and Yukino had no choice but to follow him.

"Hey, Yukinoshita-san is going to the teacher's office too?" Kato Megumi suddenly asked.

"Ah, no, I was just stopping by the club room," Yukino explained quickly.

Kato Hui said calmly: "Is that so? But I noticed that you two have been together these past few days. Is there any reason for that?"

Lin Hezhen interrupted, "It's just a coincidence, Kato, we are classmates, isn't it normal to see each other not far away? Just like you, Kato, why do I feel like you are everywhere recently?"

"Because you don't pay attention to me at all?"

"No way, Kato, out of all the people in this world, you are definitely in the top five in my heart."

Kato Megumi looked at him in surprise.

This girl doesn't know that for the time traveler Lin Hezhen, there are only five people in this world who can be causally related to him.

"Don't listen to his nonsense, Kato-san. You'd better not believe even the punctuation marks in what this man says. This is for your own good." Yukinoshita Yukino said earnestly.

"That's not an exaggeration. My greatest strength is my honesty," Lin Hezhen said seriously.

……

In the faculty office, Hayashi Kazuma handed a thick notebook to Hiratsuka Shizuka.

"Teacher, look, I have copied all the school rules a hundred times."

"Really?" Shizuka Hiratsuka was a little bit unbelieving. The school rules had quite a few words.

She flipped through the notebook and found that it was filled with dense writing, the handwriting was clear and neat, and there was not even a typo.

"This is a bit too good, could it be printed?" She muttered to herself and checked carefully, but didn't see anything unusual.

No matter how hard she tried, she could never imagine that Lin Hezhen could use magic to make the pen write automatically.

"Okay, that's enough of this. I hope you can learn from this and focus on your studies instead of staring at the legs of your female classmates or teachers all day long."

"Ahem, teacher, can you please not mention this matter?" Lin Hezhen said awkwardly.

Hiratsuka Shizuka laughed: "You still know how to be shy? Where's the energy you had when you teased the teacher before?"

"How dare I tease the teacher? I was appreciating art, and it was a human's heartfelt admiration for beautiful things. There was absolutely no impure thought in my mind."

"Grumpy."

Shizuka Hiratsuka enjoyed the flattery very much and lit a cigarette with satisfaction.

"Now let's get down to business. You haven't joined a club yet. This is not okay. The school requires every student to join a club. You copied the "School Rules" as well. Doesn't it say this?"

Lin Hezhen raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I would like to apply to join the Homecoming Club."

"turn down."

“It’s the students’ freedom to choose which club to join, right?”

"But the school doesn't have a club called 'Homecoming Club'."

"I can start my own club. I'll be the club leader and you'll be the instructor. Club activities will be for everyone to go home after school."

"Stop messing around. If you keep doing this I'll tell your aunt that you peeked at the teacher's legs and sent harassing messages."

When Hiratsuka Shizuka used her trump card, Hayashi Kazuma immediately calmed down and sat on the stool like a good boy.