I just wanted to cultivate immortality, but I was forced to open a harem

Even last week, when faced with Yukinoshita Haruno's joke (threat), "If you make Yukino cry one day, I won't let you go," he replied lightheartedly, "To be honest, I really want to see Yukinoshita cry."

But he really didn't expect that this day would come so soon!

Could it be that my favorability rating in Yukinoshita Yukino's heart has exceeded 80 points?

It was -350 points not long ago, and then 50 points were deducted for saying something wrong.

It has risen so much in just a few days. This upward trend is no longer pleasing but scary. A-share investors are crying with envy.

A woman’s heart is as unfathomable as the sea.

What on earth made the Ice Queen of Venom become what she is now? Lin Hezhen began to reflect.

Alas, it is indeed my damn, unplaceable charm that is causing trouble.

Yukino took the tissue handed over by Kato Hui, wiped her tears, glared at Lin Hezhen and said, "Don't be so self-indulgent. It's all because of the onions. Didn't you see that I was cutting onions just now?"

The main side dish of beef rice in the island country is onion.

Lin Hezhen suddenly realized.

"Why are you trying to be so brave? Why are you cutting onions? I can do this kind of thing. A mere onion can't do anything to me."

As a cultivator, he is not afraid of propanethial and sulfur oxides.

But Xue Noi cried and retorted: "I just want to cut it! What do you think?"

"No objection, how dare I have an opinion? As long as you are happy, Second Miss."

Lin Hezhen said this, but secretly wondered in his heart that Yukinoshita Yukino's temper had become worse because of her visit during those few days.

Kato Megumi kindly said, "Yukinoshita-san, leave the cooking to me, you go take a rest."

"Thank you for your help." Yukino left the stove and sat down on a stool.

While wiping away tears, I calmed myself down.

Even she herself doesn't understand what she is thinking.

Why did she feel so sad when she saw the ambiguous relationship between Sakurajima Mai and Hayashi Kazuma, as if something was tearing her soul, gnawing at her heart, and igniting her blood.

Yukinoshita Yukino has always been a loner.

Neither her family nor her classmates had ever entered her world or accepted her.

Even so, Yukino didn't feel lonely.

People only feel lonely when what they have gained is taken away.

But if you never had it in the first place, how would you know what loneliness feels like?

Being alone in her own world even made her feel extremely comfortable.

But... just when Yukino had gotten used to being alone, a mysterious boy broke into her world with a rude attitude.

And Yukino, like a lioness whose territory was invaded, was wary of him.

If that were all, not much would change.

Originally, they couldn't understand each other's thoughts, because even if they knew each other, they didn't necessarily understand each other.

However, an unreasonable curse bound the two people together.

Force them to break down the barriers in their hearts little by little and be honest with each other.

Thus, Yukino's pure and transparent world was dyed with color for the first time...

That feeling is so strange and yet so fascinating, it's like breathing for the first time!

However, the arrival of Sakurajima Mai seemed to suck out the air around her, suffocating her.

At this moment, she realized it deeply.

The man named Lin Hezhen does not belong to her.

They are just two lonely people who are unable to understand each other by chance and rely on each other.

"laugh--"

Kato Megumi poured the chopped onions into the pan and fried them until they were slightly charred, and the onions gave off a rich and special aroma.

When the heat is almost right, Kato Megumi adds oyster sauce, salt and two spoons of Mirin in turn and stir-fryes evenly.

Lin Hezhen, who was helping her, poured the blanched and drained beef slices into the pot.

Kato Megumi continued to stir-fry for a while, then added soy sauce, stirred evenly, and served.

Place the onion beef on white rice sprinkled with black sesame seeds, then add a pre-prepared hot spring egg, and a delicious beef rice bowl is ready.

"Oh, it's great, it looks delicious, Kato, your cooking skills are amazing!" Lin Hezhen's eyes lit up.

"No, it's just an ordinary home-cooked dish. Do you want to taste it and see if it's salty?"

Kato Megumi picked up a piece of steaming hot beef, blew on it a few times, and put it to Lin Hezhen's mouth.

Lin Hezhen ate it in one bite and said, "Hmm, it's not salty at all. The taste is just right. It's very delicious! Yukinoshita, come and try it too."

He turned around and met Yukino's cold gaze.

"What's wrong with you again?" He was completely confused.

"I just suddenly remembered that my sister had a Teddy dog ​​before. Whenever someone fed it, it would wag its tail. Every time we took it out to play, it would chase other dogs and want to ride on them. We couldn't stop it. In the end, we had to take it for sterilization surgery."

"I feel like there's something else behind your words."

"hehe."

Yukino adjusted her skirt, stood up, and said, "Thank you for your hard work, Kato-san. I'll make the miso soup."

"Then I'll leave it to Yukinoshita-san." Kato Megumi obediently gave way and sat on the stool.

Yukino adds shaved bonito flakes to the water to bring out the flavor, then strains out the shaved bonito flakes.

Then put the cut tofu into the bonito broth and boil it, then add the tender kelp.

Use two spoons of boiling water to fully dissolve an appropriate amount of miso, then add it to the soup, stir evenly, sprinkle with chopped green onions, then turn off the heat and serve.

"Come and try the miso soup I made."

Yukino was wearing an apron and had her long hair tied into a ponytail. Like a good wife and mother, she filled a small bowl of miso soup and scooped a spoonful to Lin Hezhen's lips.

Lin Hezhen said awkwardly: "Actually, I don't really like miso soup."

Miso soup is known as the "national soup" of the island country and occupies an important position in traditional culture.

Whether a housewife can cook a good pot of soup is an important criterion for the island country to measure whether she is qualified or not.

If an island girl doesn't know how to make miso soup, she will be laughed at by her husband's family after she gets married.

Unfortunately, Lin Hezhen has a Chinese stomach and always feels that this miso soup is just like kelp and tofu soup with a lot of MSG added in. It's really not very tasty.

Unfortunately, Yukinoshita Yukino will not let him go easily.

She stood there, staring at him fiercely, her whole body emitting a huge sense of oppression.

"Do you have to drink it?" Lin Hezhen asked.

"After drinking, you have to tell me what you think."

"Can't I not drink it?" Lin Hezhen wanted to struggle again.

"If you hesitate any longer, everyone in the classroom will look over here, and then I will make you drink the whole pot of soup in front of everyone."

Yukino smiled, but there was no laughter in her eyes.

Lin Hezhen sighed, opened his mouth and drank the miso soup in one gulp.

"What do you think?"

Lin Hezhen really wanted to say "average", but under the "tyranny" of Yukino, he had to change his words.

“It’s like being at the beach in early summer, smelling the sea breeze, hearing the sound of the whistle, and seeing the white tofu wearing wakame and dancing hula.”

"Haha, what kind of metaphor is that?" Yukino was amused by him.

Lin Hezhen shrugged: "You asked me to express my feelings, I just told the truth."

"What a confusing comment. You should just answer directly: delicious or unpalatable."

Lin Hezhen sighed softly, "Xue Nao, your cooking skills, how could it be unpalatable?"

Xueno smiled smugly: "You passed."

Hearing this, Lin Hezhen secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

He turned around and made eye contact with Yoshihiko Kamigo from the next group.

He looked at me with admiration and gave me a thumbs up.

……

After finally getting through school, Hayashi Kazuma went to the Service Club with Yukino and Kato.

"Kato-san, are you sure you want to join the Service Club?" asked Yukino.

Kato Megumi said calmly: "Yeah, I don't have any club I want to join anyway. The atmosphere in the service club is good, the rules are loose, and I can do my homework while drinking tea."

Yukino covered her forehead and said, "Why do I feel like our Service Club is getting less and less dedicated? It was originally established to help others."

"What's the big deal?" Lin Hezhen said, "The light music department also serves as the afternoon tea department, the classical literature department is actually a detective agency, and the Far East Magic Daytime Napping Club is also a chuunibyou group."

"The Far Eastern Magic Daytime Napping Society? I have no idea what this society does."

"It's a place for a bunch of Chuunibyou who think they can do magic to play and take a nap."

"I see. In order to get approval from the student council, you deliberately chose such an obscure name?"

"In fact, they didn't think that much about it. They just didn't have enough people, so they forced two strange clubs together and took half of the name from each."

"That's it."

Megumi Kato interjected: "Well, what is chuunibyou? Is it a rare disease?"

"It's just a group of adolescent boys who are self-important and eccentric in their lifestyle. It usually occurs in the second year of junior high school, so it's called Chuunibyou. Of course, some people still suffer from it in the second year of high school, such as delusionally wanting to change the world by changing others."

"Who are you talking about?" Yukino, who was walking in front, stopped.

"Chuunibyou, what else?" Lin Hezhen opened his eyes wide innocently.

"Hmph." Yukino glared at him warningly, turned around and continued walking.

When we arrived at the service department, someone was already waiting at the door.

"Too slow, Kazuma!" Sakurajima Mai came forward.

She was complaining, but her eyes were full of smiles.

"Mai, why are you here?" Lin Hezhen asked.

"Of course I'm waiting for you to go home together."

"But I still have to participate in club activities."

"Then I'll wait here. Do you mind, Yukinoshita-san?" She looked behind Lin Kazuma.

"As long as you keep quiet." Yukino flicked her long hair and said nonchalantly.

"And Kato-san, are you also a member here?" Mai noticed Kato Megumi.

After the previous exchange of presence incident, the two of them have become friends and often send messages to each other.

"I'm not a formal member yet, I'm going to join the club today."

"I see." Mai rolled her eyes. "I think your department is short of people. Why don't I join it? It just so happens that I haven't joined any club yet."

"What do you think, Minister?"

Yukino glared at him and said, "As long as you stop playing the feeding game."

"Don't look at me like that. I'm the one being forced."

"I am talking about you."

"Alas."

“Don’t be discouraged, Kazuma,” Mai said with a smile, “If we can’t play the feeding play, we can still play the lap pillow play, the massage play, the kissing play…”

"Hey, you're getting more and more outrageous."