I just wanted to cultivate immortality, but I was forced to open a harem

"Pervert." Yukino showed a look of disgust.

"Hey, stop adding unnecessary settings to my mind. Who would have wild thoughts about a basin of bath water? Just change the water every time you take a bath."

Xue No said seriously: "It is shameful to waste water resources."

"This won't do, that won't do. Women are troublesome." Lin Hezhen muttered, "How about this, I'll wash first, and you two will wash later. This should be fine, right?"

"Hmph, that's the only way." Yukino nodded unwillingly.

"Then I want to wash the second one." Mai said immediately.

Yukino crossed her arms and said, "I'm fine with anything."

The storm was finally resolved without a trace.

……

Lin Hezhen lay in the bathtub full of water and let out a comfortable sigh.

He never imagined that living in the same room with several girls with distinct personalities and different thoughts would be so exhausting for him mentally.

I have to sigh here that taking a bath, which is a must for Japanese people every day, is really a stress reliever.

With his body immersed in the water, he felt extremely relaxed and comfortable, as if all the fatigue in his body had been taken away by the water.

Soaking in the bathtub, Lin Hezhen's thoughts began to wander again.

I really don’t know why girls care so much about men using their bath water?

In fact, it is definitely safer for them to take a bath before the men do.

Here we have to mention a piece of news that he had read in his previous life.

Abroad, a young man couldn't stand the loneliness and sprayed something he shouldn't have in a public swimming pool, causing 16 women swimming in the pool to become pregnant collectively.

Medical research shows that the probability of accidental pregnancy in a swimming pool is only 1/14338. In addition, swimming pools contain a large amount of chlorine, so the possibility of this happening is almost zero.

However, as a tadpole who has undergone physical training, Lin Hezhen's vitality far exceeds that of an ordinary man, and he has incredible water resistance.

If he adds something to the bath water, the girl who takes a bath behind him won't have to use MSG for at least 10 months.

Mai (with a big belly): "Brother, you must take responsibility!"

Yukino (rich): "Hayashi Kazuma, look at what you've done!"

Yang No (with fierce eyes): "Besides Xue No, there is another woman? Lin Jun, I told you, if you make Xiao Xue No sad, I will not let you go!"

Kato Hui (with dull eyes): "Lin Jun is actually such a person, I misjudged you, terrible, the worst!"

Murakami Maki wept uncontrollably and knelt in front of the grave of Hayashi Kazuma's parents to confess: "I'm sorry, sister and brother-in-law, I made Kazuma into a scumbag."

The still charming Sakurajima mother and the elegant Yuki mother, who he had never met but was expected to be very graceful, approached him fiercely: "Tell me, who is your mother-in-law?"

There were also red-eyed Sakurajima and Yukinoshita, who rushed over as if they were facing the murderer of their father: "How dare you get my daughter pregnant, you little bastard, prepare to die!"

……

Oh, that picture is so beautiful.

Lin Hezhen quickly shook his head and cleared the messy thoughts from his mind.

He was a little afraid to stay in the bathtub any longer, so he quickly stood up and cleaned his body with magic.

By the way, I carefully purified the bath water, making sure it was free of any pollution and purer than purified water.

"I'm done." Lin Hezhen came out of the bathroom and stuffed the dirty clothes into the washing machine.

"Then I'll go in." Mai walked into the bathroom impatiently with her clothes.

She looked at the pool of bath water that showed no signs of use, and many little question marks popped up in her little head.

"Brother, have you ever really taken a bath?"

"Of course, I just cleaned it with magic after soaking it, so you can use it without worry."

"Is that so?" Mai actually looked a little disappointed.

Girl, you don't know what fate you have avoided.

Lin Hezhen shook his head and hid in the guest room.

Now, only in this small guest room can he feel a little bit at ease.

Outside, Mai and Yukino took a shower in an orderly manner, changed into pajamas, blow-dried their long hair, and entered Lin Hezhen's room.

"Oh, this is Kazuma's room. It looks quite tidy."

Mai looked around with great interest. It was also her first time entering Lin Hezhen's bedroom.

"First, as usual, let's see what treasure is hidden under Kazuma's bed." Mai bent down with interest and reached under the bed.

Xue Nai said helplessly: "Are you really looking for it?"

"Of course, this is a rare opportunity. Who knows when I will be able to enter Kazuma's room again. If I don't take this opportunity to get hold of my brother's handle, how can I threaten him in the future?"

"You have a point." Yukino groaned, "Then I'll help too."

She actually joined the treasure hunting team.

"It really does!"

The two men grunted as they dragged a cardboard box out from under the bed, only to see a thin layer of dust on it.

"This doesn't look like it. It looks like it hasn't been opened for several months." Yukino estimated.

"Never mind, just open it and you'll know what's inside."

After Mai said this, she opened the cardboard box.

"Wow, that's amazing!" The two screamed like bumpkins who had never seen the world.

In fact, they had never seen these things.

There were all kinds of books in there, including a mature lady with long black hair, a blonde with twin ponytails, a three-no Raleigh, a natural girl with glasses, a scheming maid, a gentle cat girl... everything you can think of.

These were Lin Hezhen’s collection before he recovered his memory, so he naturally can’t use them now.

Mai was amazed. "This XP covers such a wide range. Senior brother has really good teeth and is not picky about food at all."

Yukino looked at various search statistics in the notebook, but she was concerned about another issue.

"The proportion of flat-chested characters is not low, that's good." Yukino felt relieved immediately.

"Ah, these comics are so well drawn, and the plots are surprisingly good." Mai blushed as she forced herself to flip through the pages.

In her hand is a pure love story about a cool and handsome junior and a senior with long black hair and big breasts. The plot is very sweet and the senior's facial expressions are also quite good.

"Really?" Yukino was skeptical.

She picked up a book and started reading.

Yoshida Saki is a country girl with no friends. She thinks it is a problem with her image, so she asks her mother to take her to get a beauty treatment and she becomes a pure and beautiful girl.

With her innocent and beautiful appearance, Saki successfully made many friends in her new school. She was very happy, but she wanted to enter the adult world and mature earlier.

She met a young man from society. Being inexperienced, she easily fell for his sweet words and drugs and gave him her first time.

The scumbag gave Saki the illusion of becoming an adult. Then, in order to make her boyfriend happy, Saki became a round-cornered girl and was happy that she could help her boyfriend make money.

Saki was discovered by her classmates and was forced to "serve" the male classmates. Later, she was raped by her father. As a result, her mother did not listen to her explanation at all and directly kicked her daughter out of the house as a thieving cat.

Saki had no choice but to go to her boyfriend and, under the instigation of the scumbag, she started taking drugs. She then took on clients to make money, got pregnant and had a miscarriage.

Her boyfriend discovered that Saki was secretly buying drugs and thought that she was no longer working hard to earn money for him, so he angrily kicked her out of the house and hooked up with another woman.

Saki was reduced to doing business with homeless people and got pregnant again. This time she decided to keep the child, so she started to save money and actively took on customers to save some money.

When Saki was checking her savings, she was surrounded by a group of bad youths. They stole all her money, raped her, and kicked her in the stomach, causing her to have a miscarriage.

Saki dragged her broken body to the bathroom, put on her glasses again in front of the mirror, and tied her pigtails. It was as if she saw the innocent self of the past through time and space.

Many years later, she and her daughter sat on a bench, looking back on the lowest point in her life. She was glad that she had persevered and raised her daughter to adulthood, gaining redemption and happiness in life.

However, in fact, Yoshida Saki had no future at all. She died unconscious in a public toilet on that tragic night.

On the cold floor, there were bloodstains beside the broken glasses...

"What the hell is this?!" Yukino dropped the notebook as if she was on fire, her face full of confusion and shattered worldview.

"Hey, don't throw other people's things." Lin Hezhen heard the noise and walked over.

"Isn't this Mr. Shindo's masterpiece "Transformation"? " He picked up the notebook on the ground.

"What kind of masterpiece is this? It's a complete collection of darkness and filth, and its values ​​are so perverse that it makes people feel sick just by looking at it!" Yukino turned around and wanted to vomit.

"It is such a dark, profound, and cruel work that has educational significance. Don't you think it is very thought-provoking? A work that can shock people is a masterpiece."

"I just know that I'm feeling really upset right now, and I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep tonight."

"That only means that your life in the past was relatively happy."

"It's so cruel. I can't stand it." Mai also quickly flipped through "Transformation" and immediately got goose bumps all over her body.

"Why do you collect these things, Kazuma?" she asked in a reproachful manner.

Lin Hezhen shrugged, "Those were my old collections. I haven't looked at them for a long time. I didn't expect you to find them again. You two are rummaging through other people's things and blaming them for something else. You are committing an even greater crime."

Mai pouted and said, "We just wanted to get to know you better. We didn't expect Kazuma's XP to be so weird. Can a boy really get excited when faced with that kind of desperate plot?"

Lin Hezhen covered his forehead and said, "I've already said that those are old things. I haven't looked at them for a long time, let alone used them for strange purposes. So, in order to prevent you from doing anything weird again, I'll put them away."

He used the "sleeve trick" and immediately put the entire cardboard box into his sleeves.

"Wow, this is amazing." It was the first time Mai saw him show off his skills, and her eyes lit up.

"Go to bed quickly. Don't you have to go abroad early tomorrow morning? Yukino too. Your sister just called and we are going to Tsuchimikado's house together tomorrow."

"I got it." Hearing that there was something serious to be done, the two of them stopped fooling around.

"Good night." Lin Hezhen said, and prepared to turn around and go back to his room.

"Wait." Mai called him.

"Onii-chan, when you say goodnight, won't you give me a goodbye kiss?" she asked with a wicked smile.

"What!" Xue No was shocked. "How could you... make such a shameless request?"

Mai said nonchalantly, "What's so strange about a little sister asking her brother for a goodnight kiss?"

"But you two are not related by blood at all!"

"Isn't that better?"

"What's good about it? You're so shameless!" Yukino's face turned as red as a boiled crab, and her eyes turned into mosquito coils.

"Do you want a goodnight kiss?" Lin Hezhen stepped forward.

"Yes, yes, you don't dare?" Mai said stubbornly, with a blush slowly creeping up to her ears.

"What am I afraid of? If you want it, I will give it to you. Be prepared." Lin Hezhen said lightly.

He walked towards Mai, his eyes lingering on her lips that were as delicate as cherry blossoms.

Her lips were thin and pink, curved into a very soft line, like two dewy petals.

At this moment, this delicate flower is trembling slightly.

Mai watched Lin Hezhen approaching her step by step, and she herself became confused.

Her cheeks were burning with a bright blush, her eyes were lowered, and her long eyelashes were trembling slightly.

Her legs felt slightly weak and she stepped back step by step until she could barely support the weight of her body by leaning against the wall.

"You, you... No, don't..."

Yukino clutched her chest tightly, feeling anxious, sad and angry. Her body seemed to be sinking into the cold sea. She was so desperate that she was suffocating and even forgot to step forward to stop it.

"Close your eyes." Lin Hezhen leaned close to Mai's ear and whispered.

"Ugh."

Mai swallowed and closed her eyes nervously, waiting for those hot lips to touch hers.

However, after waiting for a long time, nothing happened, so she opened her eyes in confusion.

"pain!"

Mai covered her forehead and groaned.